do NOT talk to this guy on CS:GO

so how about that Hitler guy he was wrong we do like one word at a time name in the lobby no we do like a one word store how about we how every how about how about we do I actually can't give this out holy [ __ ] how about we be funny oh yeah I'm a comedian okay does that mean I have to jack off in front of two women with anther consent that's optional yeah dude this is great they did get permission no yeah he did get permission he was pretty nice about the whole thing he was like yo would you mind if I jack off in front of you and they were like what and he was like it's too late I've already started and then they complained about it later that's what happened break down what not actually watching birdy that British accent makes it so much more there are way too many white dudes and rewind fast pissing me off social justice warrior can't you get on with [ __ ] facts okay I just need you to stay with us here try to get through there's a meeting meeting I got a [ __ ] bleeding back okay mark marshall yeah yeah just enough of that okay enough for that we're trying to just have a conversation here be productive about the future of your career conversate [ __ ] hey what are your corporate magnates getting in my [ __ ] dish like it's a clean plate please alright that's pretty good mister Eminem that's really not necessary to yell like that we're right across the table from one another everything cuz I'm a [ __ ] felon have a cracked your head open like it what a melon once again really not a fan of how I'm being spoken to right now feel like there needs to be a bit more mutual respect here I respect you right you know that right I respect you damn right you respect me cuz I'm the MC that's been doing this [ __ ] on top of the [ __ ] charts [ __ ] I won't start because I was stopped this is Jiri right I mean we're inside right I'm getting kind of scary yet you are you are getting calm look in the mirror and say Bloody Mary three times in a cemetery okay Marshall these are all gooey you should write these down right now we're trying to have a conversation okay we're trying to talk this through alright this interns outside they don't know what's going on they think I'm being yelled at right now right I need to connect to you connect to me yes connect to you snort fine you're literally not making any sense make sense [ __ ] this [ __ ] man go back to making movies that was a great fit that was a good bit so then my wife says get this stop stop that hurts I mean what the [ __ ] is she talking about yeah crazy [ __ ] yeah I thought she was asleep but the worst is when you brush your teeth with orange juice and then eat toothpaste afterwards that's like the worst taste oh that's disgusting can't deal with that like I'll just brush my teeth and I'll pour myself a fresh glass of toothpaste I'm like oh I forgot my Colgate when that happens oh she already said they said I called gate when that happens can you get message me what that means oh yeah - loud keyboard man good one you'll con rod where is your brother Pro rod what if Homer Simpson but no donut [Laughter] what'd he do what do you mean he doesn't upload hey thank you for taking a dig at something that's quite personal anyone calls me out of something that's too close to home hey thank you for pointing that out that takes you very freaking security of my appreciated it's funny cuz it's my peach I don't know he seemed kind of sad different sets comedians for you answer mumsy discovered that he'd let the entire team down once again with absolutely no points on his quest for victory mumsy returns back to LA which castle in search of a makers quest [Music] hey mumsy I'm here to help you I'm the up a tutorial guy set the tutorial guys [Music] [Laughter] are you gonna talk to me or afk holy [ __ ] what is going on mumsy sets confused you're in Lumbridge castle mumsy you've died in the will be and you've been teleported back here with nothing the tutorial master conveyed irritably are you ready to begin the tutorial he said to break the awkward silence you [ __ ] idiot are you going to respond are you going to do the tutorial he screamed at the top of his lungs it's $15 a month for membership [ __ ] it [ __ ] give me the [ __ ] tutorial are you ready for the tutorial yes sir mum's the end to the tutorial round where he was greeted by the historial master himself Club Penguin Legend now mums it comes here you must save the rats the Rat King is waiting for you I will bestow upon you this bronze dark and drums shield you have been granted with one bronze dagger and one bronze shield do you wish to accept like a whip no you're gonna get it no I don't like I will turn into a rat and then bases are you ready okay face you against with is it just like daggers Mike lefty dagger yes prepare the fight I'm prepared I'm entering the fight what do I do would you like to attack what is this taxi for one hit points that is really shitty this is the worst nagger I've ever [ __ ] you owned in my life [Laughter] [ __ ] rat King it is a quality data you will just under how to use it the [ __ ] 99 cent store Mike there Oh No the enemy is responding with an attack Oh No let's see for 1 million hit points you're dead this is boring the runescape legend you failed your ultimate quest so why the [ __ ] were they given that question the first place way was I thought you were the chosen one but it is not what do you mean I did the tutorial I got [ __ ] destroyed by your Rat King I've been listening to your Shawn awful [ __ ] music for the past 30 minutes now what idea oh no way I just got level 99 for dealing with your [ __ ] [Music]

Channel: Also Fitz

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Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 04 2019

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