Am I The Greatest Knight Ever?

here's a game that's all about the loot and we're gonna find a lot of it and we need to punish those bad skeletons along the way bad skeleton bad skeleton bad and eventually we'll do so much damage that we're gonna one shot everything in existence for now they don't exactly send the best and brightest to a fight with us but we can dodge we can dodge we can hit them back and we basically just hit the skeletons until they die this one snuck up behind me but we can use some shield to stun him then we hit him with that and drop me something that's not a very good sword so this sword is definitely not better than mine but i'll hopefully sell it later and buy something even better these big guys sometimes have loot in them there's a book of ice not ready for me these i don't know if they have loot in them but that is like breaking stuff a couple more chests full of gold and onto the next room but not before finding this nice little corner so i get a tooth that gives me defense boots to give me extra damage and a healing potion and things are color coordinated like this blue mace is a good thing for me to find that's way more damage than mine and it takes days on enemies at full health and strong boots to give me more attack power all right idiots i already forgot what my new mace does so we're just gonna have to kind of wing it oh hello yeah jump down when you're an archer really smart and there's what appears to be a red gem which is a currency in the lower left so hopefully we find a shop to spend that at or potentially upgrade points are those are those spikes am i supposed to jump those wouldn't want my feet to get poked this mighty adventure would surely die to that all right well next up you can die oh yeah i think i dazed things that haven't been hurt yet and i leveled up good news guys now you're going to die even quicker at least they're starting to wear helmets now as if they're kind of getting it all right you guys come to me for a sec because i need to let my stamina go up i don't really mind having no stamina it just makes the screen really blurry and that's going to be annoying for everyone this guy's got a purple sword give me a purple sword oh i also have abilities like that and i can throw my shield like captain america and then i can also just straight up hit people to death actually here here's my ultimate ability i get a gold mace which is probably very heavy and hits very hard oh and i did level up so i can take any of these that i want so i'm gonna go with max hp and stamina then we get to choose a perk i'm gonna go with for short period after you dodge your next attack applies bleed okay these are also pretty good on kill kill one health a choice of power path to follow ten thousand gold yeah i'm like two steps into the game i have 4100 gold unless you're willing to make a deal that ain't gonna happen target acquired entering bulldozer mode got em whoops ow i think i'm on fire because i hit an explosive she probably should have planned that out better but that's okay because i got to the far side of this room at least so pretty sure the archers won't have line of sight on me at least for a minute yeah here come up here will i charge my power attack good boy everyone come around this corner come on come on gotcha next gotcha what was my dodge ability again oh hey there's one of these guys now got him it's a mushroom stupid mushroom okay they have a shield and then you know what let's use my ultimate ability there we go we'll knock you right off your feet and then we'll kill you real dead is that everyone know i can't tell here's a level two green sword which isn't as good as my mace but i will pick it up so i can sell it later because it's probably worth more i did level up though so we're obviously gonna take five extra attack i accidentally just clicked on a perk there was such a good one i was excited to look at well i think i have extra defense while sprinting now so i guess that kind of suits my reckless playstyle where i just charge it and figure things out on the fly we'll let the stamina build up a little bit we don't want to get too low otherwise we're dead in fact it'd be nice to be able to kill things in one less hit i would feel much better about my stamina abilities whoops oh i meant to use my other ability this is what i was looking for but you know what as long as you die it's really all the same to me oh you have a shield well utilized you use it as much as i do these guys are kind of in a row anyway so we'll just kind of bulldoze through them and you know what have some magic shield and then we'll just finish off the old-fashioned way this guy okay there's a red guy over there oh that really hurts so let's go deal with him for a second we're gonna use our superpower ow oh i should probably block those or just do this so he's dead oh mushroom boy and skeletons i should just use this power more often it's really super strong i leveled up again i hadn't noticed we definitely want more attack oh some of these these are all really good i don't know if i'm going to continue with maces though i kind of like this when you exit exhaustion your stamina region increases by 50 percent uh oh so i guess we're at a furry thing survive the horde two minutes on the clock all right well here's what we're gonna do we're gonna beat up the mushroom it's mostly archers archers are what i'm concerned about everything else not too big a deal generally as long as i keep them in front of me so i'm in exhaustion so as soon as i lose exhaustion stamina should rock it upwards this is kind of a weird spot to be in okay we gotta get out of here we've already survived about it what is this thing oh a wizard a wizard mushroom when he was gonna uh just kill these i'm pretty sure when i'm in supermode like this nothing can really block me i'm also gonna heal up a little bit oh hello welcome to the party bonk bonk one more to go at least destroy them all bad skeleton a level three minimalistic sword that's actually a lot of damage and pretty quick but i'm gonna be stupid and not pick that up oh there is definitely a better shield here uh it's a level three it's a basic great but it's much better i don't use my shield but it's nice to know i have the option so there's a blue uh shield okay there's a few blue shields that are both uh rare i want weapons what are you level three sword actually that's pretty good level three sword it doesn't do as much damage as mine but it's quicker and flicks poison and has 25 percent less stamina i'm gonna try this new sword just because of the stamina cost uh probably also buy a healing potion five thousand dollars i should really even use those more sparingly we have a choice to retreat and basically take my reward or press on this is floor 2 so things should be a little bit harder i'm going to start with killing mushroom boy over here because i don't know what that is so yeah that's nice and quick okay and we're gonna dodge you for a sec get in there and attack oh i forget we poison things too so once they're poisoned we can probably just sort of step away from them for a second they'll still take damage mushrooms can't be archers get out of here really gotta remember i have a shield that way i can go like that i don't know what he's doing okay cool okay time for just the big ability then let's just tear through these for a sec i think i need a bit more upgraded gear to really be comfortable here miss me stupid okay and they're still spawning in my turbo mode wore out but i think we're okay now just gonna bully my way through that because i didn't want to block that there we are and dead and out of the chest i get piles of coins because the game wants me to struggle and struggle i will there is a level four that's much better than mine i think all right so in these rooms i gotta be a little more on my game that's a lot of enemies okay let's pull them for a little walk i don't know if they can jump so i'm just gonna come over here and have them sort of make their way to what the okay bye oh that's interesting all right well i hope you like poison damage uh they're all coming over here now so let's make our way back to the other side of the level i'm just gonna kind of kite them around as much as possible that way they're kind of organized oh what i don't know what that was but i got hurt by something else okay we're gonna heal up a little bit and i'm gonna go like that oh there's an archer you're the troublemaker that was hitting me block you archer please die and we're gonna fire that and then get my ultimate ability just to get through this taking minimal damage i keep walking into that fire i was kind of hoping to use it against the enemies but that's fine what's a party without lighting myself on fire there's a skeleton hiding in there who's gonna be really annoying in a second so let's do something really stupid regarding that archer and get right into his frame of vision okay what is this take a chance you won't regret it 500 gold do i want to take a chance that sounds like something i would do i guess what else am i going to spend the money on what did we get a level 5 bow i'm going to pick that up just in case i do want to use it a thousand gold did i get a healing potion yeah i did thousand dollars yeah give me that what do we got uh nope i just realized i leveled up again so let's take attack of all kinds case and then for this for a short period after you dodge your next attack applies bleed so we'll find out how mushrooms bleed also incoming gotcha is this bleeding are you bleeding yet i'm also being archered and i just realized there's kind of an easier way to dodge than i've been doing uh kind of like that okay archer's gotta die okay there's a few archers so let's just go like this and then i'm hoping a little bit tougher because i just walked right into where i shouldn't be okay what did he drop it was blue level four shield it's blue i'll take that there's also a level 4 green sword which is probably better than mine mine takes a stamina which is nice though the poison on hit i don't know if that actually does anything i see a lot of poison but nothing really happens not loving my odds here it would be nice if i could kill some of these other things and give myself some breathing room oh he's almost dead actually okay can you just die please shield shield dash he's dead i'm pretty sure i'm supposed to bleed uh cause bleed when i dodge and then attack not sure if that counts as a dodge really so far these guys are pretty manageable though they just kind of do this and are slowly oh bleeding okay so i see the bleed now in the poison but he has 48 health left 35 so the bleed the poison works at least oh i don't know what these do okay we're going to go like that and then we're going to go like that and then i'm going to seven super mode just so i can hopefully just beat my way through this without dying so you can take some big hits and we're good we fudged our way through it there would be a really big reward because that room was very stressful so what we're going to do is take more attack because we're having trouble surviving an attack helps that these none of these are fun but we'll take the better uh you gain 45 physical defense while sprinting if i just sprint everywhere i won't die seriously i just did this entire room and there's not one bit of loot in here well that's a bit of a problem i've got 34 health you're an archer so you're definitely going to get my attention i got hit so i'm lower on health than i ever have been and we got one of those weird lizard guys we're to go up here around the fire thing go down here we're just going to give everyone a little tour for a second till i figure out how i want to deal with this go like that and then we'll go like that oh didn't mean to light on fire that's not good for me when i'm low on health if i was smart i would have waited to my abilities were all recharged but i'm not so this is the mess i have to deal with i mean if i kind of stick and move i think i can do it especially because i poison things when i hit them oh i have my there we go this should help now i can just waltz on through them with minimal effort oh never mind i can get hit in that mode okay so i've discovered the secret power of bows i have one now that inflicts ignite on hit and deals 20 damage to enemies below half health so when they're high on health it's big damage and when they're low on health it's big damage and they light on fire so that's pretty funny and you can actually fire bows really quick which uh whoops as uh ow is uh good because they don't use a lot of stamina either so you can actually just kind of back away from enemies and they can't really do anything about you especially if you dodge a lot and when they're far away you can just crit shot them from a long ways away and it's that easy you just need to continually dodge to get out of the way of things wait really isn't as hard as it sounds because you just keep dodging backwards or to the side either way it works very well so the trick is i just need to find lots of bows that do lots of damage this one will go for a while but eventually it's gonna scale out can i let him on fire with that a little bit i'm just lighting everything on fire everything's flammable eventually so yeah this otherwise could have been a pretty stressful room i made it look pretty easy oh here's a mesa lights people on fire yeah we might as well stick with the fire theme i mean what's the word oh hello do you guys like being on fire so you're on fire you're on fire so i can crit this skeleton then i can just casually shoot him and he can't do anything about it so if i could just find like a legendary bow they would do the same thing i would be very happy about that oh i also found these boots that give me plus 10 ranged attack which is huge and then minus 35 dodge stamina used so i can dodge and shoot all day long so i pretty quickly made it back to this area where it's survived for a few minutes i don't think it's gonna be hard to survive this time around the problem with walking backwards though is i tend to walk into walls and get a little jammed up and uh skeleton archers are still my enemy no matter what i do they're always managing to shoot me from somewhere but i've been so reliant on his bow and everything that i'm actually forgetting that i have abilities to use i should just really stop going up into that corner i'm out of stamina so for a second i can't really dodge i guess i can do this so not give one down for a sec then murder him yeah i could use a little more defense because i do take the occasional hit and it would be nice to not take quite so much damage when i do but we leveled up because we're killing so much we're hitting for so oh you're going to be a problem dodge you know what i'm just going to get in here without rage mode for this guy whoops because i don't know he might have armor and our arrow would take too long to take too much damage anyways as i was saying we'll just continue to uh emulate mushrooms as long as i'm staying perfectly calm it's no problem at all that is a slow attacking bow but that doesn't mean i can't try it and then we leveled up so we're probably just gonna take this defense and max hp because i need a little bit of toughness to go with my bow this one's good gain ten percent all attack attributes on headshot stacks up to five times so if i get perpetual headshots on someone they're going to really be on fire and that's just the kind of thing i live for can i have a bow 10 magic attack on kill hill 3 health that's actually pretty good i think i'm actually going to buy that for 7 500. three health okay let's see how well this bo scales into area two well we one shot at him i'm not sure what that guy's doing uh we're gonna let you on fire because your friend is a little bit uh doing karate okay we definitely got some stronger idiots coming in i need this guy to die in a hurry so if you could get onto that now power shots are gonna light people on fire so if i stack our head shots the burn is going to stack i think look at all the arrows in his head so yeah the bow gets good i just do need to draw it all the way to really get its power i am going to swap out my burning mace for this one just because 30 health versus uh 40 damage versus enemies of full health and it's level 4. this room is a little bit tighter than what i would like but we can make do with this run past the fire and probably just arrow people in the face as they come up the stairs really and that's gonna work pretty nicely and then we can go like that then i can knock them down if i want then i can hit them with that and that i just love how they light on fire and then uh explode and disappear okay let's try another room with a little less panic this time okay that's an archer mage thing so let's kill you like now and there's an archer somewhere he i think we killed him no he might have just relocated yep he relocated but i think he's dead now okay you really need to die this is our money maker we can knock them all down for a sec when we need a bit of room this archer's gotta die cause he's really annoying me not sure much damage he's doing to me but i just don't like getting hit the skeleton idiots are after me but i can still rapid fire if i want to and we're just slowly waiting for our stamina to recover because it suddenly got very low and wouldn't come back and we leveled up as we killed them all plus a level up so let's take defense and hp and 20 damage with bows this is where it's gonna get tricky again because i've got the big boy who's gonna come charging straight at me so if we could get a clean head shot on him to start that would make me feel a little better and then i think i'm gonna try the dodging we'll get some crits in behind maybe does that work oh okay we're gonna move for a sec gonna try and let the abilities and we're gonna go like that to get away from him maybe i should kill the little guys first that's not a bad okay that was easy then we're gonna dodge him give him oh he like does a rage attack i see how he works now okay i'm just gonna turn into super mode for a sec and i think i can just finish him off i just gotta dodge circle and hit circle and hit where's my dodge i'm exhausted again i can't push through him apparently okay i think we're about done though i didn't exactly make that look easy but i got a little stuck in some of my dodging i do think i like that mace though lots of damage minus 25 attack cost mighty lizard man berserker okay well here's what we do with them bonk then we dodge well i'm gonna lay them on fire with this i think does that work fire and probably worked a little bit i just realized i don't have any heals so the strong guy is dead archers are definitely gonna have to die i'm gonna have to stay out of their range oh that's where you are who's poisoning me okay you're dead you're dead and you're dead and the wizards definitely gotta die because they're super annoying also where's a good one all sorts of attack we should heal but i'm not going to uh when you're below half health stamina costs are reduced by 30 percent would really love some high level gear right now found a healing potion so we're going to go ahead and take that right away all right not sure what to make of this room yet i do like these distances in range that means i can nip guys from a long ways away in particular the archers who annoy me so much and for idiots to get to me they've gotta come all the way around so actually if i'm over here i can just shoot them from a distance for a long time or they'll actually just sort of pathfind below me and they're down there somewhere are you not an enemy oh that's a statue i knew that luckily they're also quite stupid though so i can sit here like this and kill them to my heart's content not really sure how they managed to get up behind me but they sure did whoops that was way too far i forgot how far that can launch you sometimes so these guys are getting definitely quicker my bow is definitely scaling out very badly didn't find some healing so i'm going to drink that all day long there's a minimalistic bowl that does lots of damage but still compared to mine so i did find one of these gambling shrines so i'm going to try that for a few spins i'd be stupid not to with the price of item see there we go deals 40 crit damage on a big bow that's a level 6 bow too so it's gonna be uh very dangerous now there's clearly someone strong over there okay there's lots of strong guys crit did 282 so we're finally doing some damage again we'll see if we can come through i just wanted to knock them down yeah the crits on this are gonna be much needed even the close range quits up closer lakes oh that one is only 35 but they're still pretty good okay just going to the last few of them i'm pretty sure big boy died down in there so if he dropped anything good it's at the bottom of the goo and then more spawning because it's just a wave that never ends okay finally killed everything in this stupid room guess we're probably due for a shield upgrade and i'm going to give myself more defense and hp then i'm going to kill glass cannon deal fifty percent damage reduce max health by fifty percent why would i not then grants a random perk that's seventy five hundred dollar sword the sword's level seven it'd be stupid not to take that give me that and i've got 7 500 left over so we're gonna do that and then i get another perk which is 75 damage perfect okay so all that damage plus the crit damage on this bow should mean 567 i'm gonna like this so as long as i can manage to hit everyone and not get hit we're gonna be okay this isn't a comfortable room for so many reasons i'm gonna try and sit up here well to hopefully get a little bit confused these enemies are getting tough like the armored ones i can hit for like 500 damage and they still survive i think it is down to these little idiots though so we should be able to take care of them you're not the one i thought you were emergency situation that should kill you uh-oh never mind [Music] you

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Length: 20min 45sec (1245 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 06 2022