Ali G Terrorrorist rofl so funny! Plus Borat bonus!

I is now check it I is a with none of them a man professor James Ziggler it was the end of something called IMS which stands for the immigration nationalized naturalization naturalization society service service wicked what is Homeland Security Homeland Security is about protecting the individuals in the country i from forces that may come in and try to do harm such as terrorists could it be possible to work with the terrorists to say yo is a building that we is gonna demolish anyway go have your fun with it do whatever you want I just don't do the ever once well that's never that will not work with the terrorists why not because the terrorists you say okay here's an old building we're gonna we're gonna demolish it with your fun with it do it that's not that doesn't achieve their purpose so professor does you think that terrorists will use error plans again I think they would like to why does you let them fly on the same planes as normal passengers why don't you arrange separate flights for terrorists so if there is gonna do this terrible behavior let them ruin their own trip well listen if we knew they were terrorists we'd pick them up we'd never let them on an airplane let's talk about in the airports you know those machines that beep when you've got coins in your pocket why don't they develop a machine that beeps if he was carrying a gun why does to it they a gun will also set it off or a knife basement them is mainly designed for coins and the keys no no no no it's designed for guns and knives and and objects that are could be weapons does they use dogs in airports for explosive devices and the problem though that 99% of dogs can't speak English so how does they let you know who is carrying a bomb well dogs are trained to given to give indications oh well they will sit and point for example how does he know that pointing to say this one definitely ain't got a bomb in it well they don't they're trained to only respond to a certain certain smells how come there ain't much security on trends well for one thing it's kind of hard to hijack a train and run it into something but what's to stop a terrorist taking over a train driving it into Jaffa bed the White House we can't there no track well there are no tracks to the White House not that we know of no they're not how does you know damn being building one the White House is so protected there's no way of building tracks to the White House with a Secret Service and and you know all the bear ears that around it no well you'd have to have someone in on it on the inside but they would have to build them on someone who is not yo no no no even that they'd have to build them on top of the ground and they'd have to go right to the White House there's no way of being on the inside of that how difficult is it to get a green card Oh Bret marries an American let's say you can get a green card but you're gonna have to wait for two years if you ain't managed to marry an American but you is got jiggy with like loads of them can you still get a green card no no but if you is that does you understand I don't say exactly what you're saying full answers no family relationships are very important to our immigration law and if it's just a but a friend that you've got a special relationship yeah that doesn't work that's not gonna get you in that's high well cuz I self-weight there you know well it's that's that's the way the lawyers say yo listen up you better check out the words of my man James Ziegler respect yes Ramesh in Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing archery rape and table tennis in America there are many hobbies too I find more kinky nice meet you nice to meet you what it mean self-defense well if someone it's more than to tax me if someone attacks me violently I can I can protect myself from getting hurt what is the best and move to silence a woman I don't know that you can silence a woman what is the best way to defend from a Jew well we don't if people have different beliefs yes they believe in God Allah Mohammed Jesus whatever they believe yes we try to respect that they believe that way yes but how do you stop in their claw claw you say can someone go to claw yes hello you just knock away knock away so if it did you come with a claw you knock away they can do hands and you can do two hands good are you knock away this way either way it doesn't matter and if the Jew come in the Juke don't you knock away did you come with a clock with a claw the claw what is the best way to stop and my wife do a rape on me gosh I don't know maybe if it's your wife show her more love show me with Celine she say aborad but at the time time to time to play okay only damn boys like for it and you're on top yes okay now if when she leans over she tried to do it she's not balanced thank you my friend thank you so thank you you are good when we get the body we get a nice and relaxed when wanna move just easily it's nicer if if you could change to some nice comfortable clothing David here what is this David this is a portable of harmonium you know this song from Music Factory a CNC everybody dance now we do this how you say yeah all the dances yeah yeah with this is every morning dancing that's nice

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Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 13 2006