Ali G- Surgeon General

Yeow boom boom shake the mofo room I sit with the main man of Medicine is named B C everett Koop so you look out there listen up because you is as likely to be killed by an illness as you is by a drive-by so let's talk about the human body cause after all everyone has got one of them so we is meant to believe how important is they are the heart is the pump that makes the blood take all the things that you need nutritionally to all parts of your body why is the actual heart beat so old-fashioned you know boom boom boom boom boom boom that's a built-in mechanism in the heart that is its electrical but surely like my homies out there would be more into looking after their heart if they had a beat then they could relate to like a kind of drum and bass you know then they would look after and go yo this is me up respective no be way off base there but why can't we use technology and let's say take out some of the bit with full respect boring organs and sticking that CD playing like wicked speakers you're like booming out is that walking sound system that would be wicked man it would be wicked as what you say it would be impossible as a better word what about sticking a mobile phone in there surely there's space for that you just don't know what you're talking about what do you think would happen to your body with the cell phone in there well be able to answer calls and all that kind of thing you'd start to bleed you start to get infection and before long of nobody intervened you'd be dead what is the brain the brain is the the thing that you have to have without the brain nothing else works is the brains memory any good the brains memory is perfect so outcome I can't remember my pin number well I think it's got a lot of four in it I could give you a quick answer and show you're stupid you know with that obviously ain't the real well it's the beginning of truth does all of us really have bones or is it just what the media want us to believe your honor bones me notice is a generalization but why is all skeletons involved in evil stuff that's just skeletons or the last thing that disappear how fast the bones grow they grow very remarkably until you're a certain age and then when you go through puberty go and stop growing in length how come some bones can grow in life you seconds like few inches that can happen but how come the dumb bunk and you know them on the bone it isn't bone you know it isn't no bone but it does grow well quickly icicle I 11 goes or I can prove it they can give you written evidence it's not born do you reckon it's ever okay to end someone's life no I do not but like with my cat when he made a broken leg me took him to the vet you can your cat is not a human being well my cat was a human being no plea please don't confuse me your cat was not a human being nobody in the world will leaves a cat as a human yeah bad human feelings though no he doesn't have human feelings it was sad sometimes I'm sure it said it was saddled that doubt - okay cause of the leg let's talk about a big thing deaf the e I was talking about the thing that happens to you you know a few weeks are the U is alive that's bad innit yeah you don't spell it that way though it's de ATH so what is the chances that me will eventually die that you will die 100% I can guarantee that 100% you will die right he was being a bit of a pessimist that no being an absolute realist I think realize he was a play I'd like to get a second opinion on that there is nobody that I know who has a mind and a brain who doesn't know that everybody will die I like to think that four out of five people is definitely gonna be after death thing happened to them one out five jobless keep going keeping it strong oh you will eventually find you're wrong whatever keep it real yo big up yourself

Channel: SDGuild

Views: 1,210,551

Keywords: Ali-G, heart, beat, dong, bone, bones, doctor, surgeon, general, ammon cunningham, ammon cunningham utah, utah

Id: zeUtCxe-xDg

Length: 5min 2sec (302 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 28 2006

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I'd like to hear more opinions on that! Your facts about existence seem too pesimistic. :))