Ali G - Da UK Seerez Episode 6

to let the feet these are the worst injuries I've seen in the whole of my career what happened to him I don't know but they say he saved the world this must be Evan and you must be jar big up yourself can I come in please we've already got to that and biggie heavens not ready for another angel go back to earth Abby your work there is not yet done nothing while I is up here I couldn't get an extra couple of inches could I no 11 is enough for any man hold on it just moved you know recognize Mia's got a black belt in keeping it real that is why every week maguet sent hundreds of layers some of them is photographs Thank You Joann Slaney I don't think I will ever eat a chunky kick out again but master them is about realness and about the special gift of our nice life is in fact just yesterday we walked into sant Christopher's Hospital in Jersey dami saw a tiny baby nestling on its mother's chest it was the most wonderful thing I had ever seen it was just a shame the baby's head was blocking the view of the fullness before about that baby and me worried about his future because there is so much badness on the streets unfortunately there will always be crime because it gives you such a wicked buzz that's why earlier on we met that copper of crime watch to get him to explain to the Ute the dangers of weapons peace or you Mike if they go with time to roll I give a head strike make it first even if a stroller low explode the filth scum pig these are some of the terrible things the police is cold other things include the fuzz and a fuzzy muff forgive the flange respect whose please keeping the streets safe from the most dangerous weapons this is detective Superintendent David Hatcher from the police easier to show us some of the terrible weapons that brothers is using on brothers everyday and out right now what is this right this is a it basically is two bits of wood it's called a chucker sometimes it's called a flail so where can you get these kind of things well you can't buy them in this country live real so which countries can you buy these things I'm not gonna advertise where I can come from for real what is we got in here right this looks like a this is actually a very small knife a dagger that as you can see it's an interesting thing and how much is one it is one okay I've no idea I for real so what about this is this world danger that is wicked what is that what is that is that well dangerous if you go like that and then right flip that around what is dangerous anyway you look at it isn't it I mean it's got a sharp point it's kind of blade that is mental man ain't never seen in a anything like that I would you tore it up like that so I'm saying he's chopping carrots with firm shitty or something because you don't have anything and then the phone ring and then it slip into your sock and you don't know and then he was running to get a bus and it falls into someone's arm you know couple of times is that legal or illegal you got a wild imagination mieze think I won't the law would I be no that's totally illegal no court is gonna believe that that sequence of events was really likely to occur so would this be legal to carry around with you cuz that is no because that's designed the only one purpose and you you couldn't convince me that you got that with you for anything legal what if you just said you've got a fuel pack lunch like so convince the court cuz I don't believe you you're coming with me ah we're what not if you like what do you mean thinking I was saying you're pretending to be in the fit I'm talking about okay cool what kind of excuses do a court believe with knives it if it's the truth and if it's reasonable then hopefully the court will believe it well I'm not gonna do is to give you a list of things that I would suggest a court might believe because you could use that excuse we it not really be true so as you ever come in contact with the criminal who can put in their hand into someone's body and take out the heart and just I know there's seen down the films and whatever but they say if he was really trying that colorful way if I you can do it up there might be somebody who can it's news to me ah so what is you gonna be doing with all these weapons afterwards well they'd be taken to a an iron foundry it'll be melted down and destroyed so would you auction them what heart feels for charity no not really alright thank you very much Chief Superintendent big up respect we go out for DJ de force when him touch that multi mixed fader I'm Arden that girl from Tomb Raider yeah what boy I'll say one you're not here mickus Galang now actually for yesterday the first and so actually me a profile funny tea Mick with boiling water he has a bumbaclot squad no that ain't in it it's Friday night it's channel 4 what do you expect to see muff has been getting a lot of complaints that this show is - eyebrow so I ought to cave in and allow a little bit of punani as well excited to introduce our guest tonight she is a businesswoman called Anita from a establishment called the body shop and I ear she can do amazing things with bananas carrots and cucumbers switch over now the faint-hearted turn over Mary lighthouse cuz we is gonna have some genuine filth brothers and sisters big it out for I need to Rudnick no offense but you look a little bit like a hippie is he one yeah ain't it a bit hypocritical SB naep and selling soap know the best tonight I'm trying to sit like you you don't feel like me there's a reason my legs are so far apart so let me get this right you go out to these third-world countries and you bring back some of their produce me know a few people who do that I bet you do what technique do you use to get it past customs does you swallow it in a copy or do you stick it up your back that's old-fashioned you gotta look really straight the hair back in a bun you look you dressed with high heels I know they'd never believe me it must be wicked being there what cuz there's also poor that they'll do anything for that to pee you just go here is to pee dance like a bear is to pay what they want which would be very happy they want coffee they want anything that's addictive I for real why I could sorta be raising you on top market yeah it is no you do a lot of campaigning out there to make their lives better is that true I hope do you dream that one day every village will have a McDonald's I cannot think of anything more disgusting I said a terrible story day in some countries there's only got wimpy out there what is the greenhouse effect it's the greenhouse effect it's like everything just exploding we went swimming in Brighton me and me mates when we was really mashed and he made Dave swallowed a bit of plop is that because of a good that big that is terrible that is tough however however all right don't knock feces I've got this special perfume for you who's gonna bring out ash I believe oh good I don't want anyone cutting on Russia businesswoman a it's always going on or going out about skunks so I got you made sexy skunk and it has sweaty armpits it has leather it has tobacco sort of intimation to basically smell like majula all right now that sexist gun would you ever sell cloves yeah would they be made of natural fibers they should be should be organic fibers hemp flax they should be for real because me cloves is also made of natural fibers like this is made out of an animal called a quill ik in Taiwan in fact over 20 critics was used to make me pack is you against animal testing I am definitely would you still be against animal testing if it was a product for animals I don't think either right no I think I would yeah now I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of nicking some stuff from your shop it would go oh my god now first up it will go cleansing milk what's this now me Julie don't believe in this bottled face cream she doesn't me knock up some fresh stuff every day is cleared up me Julie spots on both sides of our cheeks would you you're actually you know you're absolutely right for real we have had submissions over the years I will give you a submission laughs I've had letters we have had serious statement serious letters from people saying that the protein and semen actually worked would you ever consider bottling no mr. it's totally not true and no animals has been on making it apart from me on beasts I think I give that one a Miss give it up in this well you'd have to be pretty fast I'm near Rutland represent doctors there's the most powerful people in the world they can give life they can cure disease and they can ask to say a woman's without without getting slapped but with power come response the Liberty that why earlier on may add a discussion with the country's top experts on medical ethics Westside is plastic surgery a good thing it's a good thing when you can say you are correcting a disease I assured this room and is probably rubbish that some girls actually asked to get their Tom bowlers made smaller is that true well sometimes yes because some women have problems with her back but do you think it can ever be morally right to have a breast reduction because there is a genuine problem so our two doctors decide who gets the plastic do they sit around and go she's seriously minging she can get the plastic or do they go she is only a bit rough she don't need the plastic just go and bag it you have to make your judgement from seeing the patient from listening to them for finding out what really the problems are and what possible solutions there are wouldn't it be great if we had the technology to make sure that everyone was black or is that just a dream or in that pit wish list I think company no I didn't because if it wishes I think use the big faceless big buddy on cuz the aide ain't listening make sure to suggest to the bigger things everybody to reduce your point was very interesting you said why shouldn't everybody be black but that's because you happen to be black and you say is it why to donate organs absolutely it's a gift culture do you think if you is having our art transplant is right for you to meet the person first give me a heart transplant the person's did with transplant when does it stop being you when I say you I mean I don't mean you I mean like you know if I if you had transplant which I don't know if you is outdoor if you ain't you know I'm saying when I say you all right let's change the subject let's talk about doctors who was ending the lives of people who was old and suffering do you think that that is right they set up a committee of the Gooden agreed the House of Lords two years they spent looking at the issue in the end all twelve see no law for euthanasia but what's it got to do with the euthanasia I mean there's thousands of miles away euthanasia means mercy killing literally means dying well we're not talking why is he using AZ of the euthanization kids it's not Asian kids do you think it's ever right to switch off the life support machine it can be yes because the life-support machine is a is a well if you like it's what used to be described as an extraordinary means for keeping something live it's not basic care so should you say you has got two weeks to get better if you don't we is using that plug for the telly check it now it's time for the last ever Borah realize we shall visas if shut December of the sanger leases shanky I come to Henley Regatta where Old English gentlemen look at young Muslim boy in a boat shaped like a man scram this is more special event of summer season I come to find way yahks mash what is Henley Regatta Henley Regatta is an international robot was founded about hundred 60 years by writer and is there a woman in class yes yes they can be not as members oh yes but they are fantastic in a kitchen in a in a bed yes but in a sport is the in the sport I learn they learn self-control yes yes yes they become very athletic very attractive yes to have because they become so not so strong but but live and flexible is nice and this is Asia these are bands the badges that are given what the male is latts leander club and there is a big in figures it is a hippopotamus what is hip hippo Potamus it's an animal in Africa that swims in the water a fish no big in the world a digital creepy this is English humor this is not in this unit oh yes sir a people doing for sure yes it's between the swims in the water well live in the water it's Pig size bigger it will whistle this pig in the water now you won't you'll see the boats belonging to the club it has pigs yes bad if it have a pig on the in the boat they have a little symbol on the back of the pig there's if in the wild ooh they K the pig in the boat don't carry they carry the symbol of it here a little picture like like your bad ears and why do they show a picture because that's just that's their symbol I don't know why why they chose a pig because here in Kazakhstan will see beers dirty angle well you see it's not actually a pig it's a hit Oh that's the lane thank you okay so listen we have English tea that's right yes we've had our sandwiches how many times this is my first time you enjoying it it's beautiful everyone said that it rained down like a house a piece you have wonderful mousse - I've had that for a very long time mine is nothing compared must take text I'm a mousse - she's beautiful I'm jealous well I appreciate you saying that thank you may I ask you are a man who does with another man yeah definitely not this is a very big national la race between these are two local Royals here's you back bucks an hour back bucks right hey buck buck and I back for you how about you say come on back come on back good looks come on the back come on I don't know motherf Oh max good luck move there [ __ ] hello [ __ ] this is rhomin so I have learnt looked about Henry I have had best day of my life reaction match selector parents if your teenage kids is suddenly lost a lot of weight is looking very pasty having mood swings and spending a lot of their time locked in their rooms then they is almost certainly into indie music in my final bid to saw out this evil means invited on a man who has got it worse than most take one look at him and see how bad the effects can be you will be scared cause it's Jarvis Cocker you to show him finish yet the cleaners come on after wizard wee-wee is waiting for a big pop star Canopus off with it's me come off it you look like a kiddy Fiddler's now I first heard a few at the BRIT Awards when you went on stage and tried to bar Michael Jackson why why did you do that that's not quite what happened but no matter how into his music you is you should never actually try and bum in would you like it if someone came up to you now while you was on stage and tried to bum you in actually don't run sir that now your new album is called this is hardcore me Bowie invited round a couple of me mates trust me it ain't our cool where their gear may have to stick on shaving Private Ryan instead sorry so javis which track would you like me to help you out with today uh well I thought we could do a song called out the agit I for real the man none other than Jarvis big him up let's take it to the fing India one day just like you drinkin slogan sex and Stefan DJ help them [ __ ] agent don't you slip in don't put them in a mofo home can have much fun in them my name is 63 her name be Sheila geo is on the phone to a [ __ ] Vila we're feel I just don't get cheeky and a boyfriend Oh a room that I always wear you know man whatever Oh everywhere we know means that hey yo man I'm con live on a little kitchen she smoked me up just to ease detention she got in the place I won't mention water retention Dima Dima Dima who's for me now Dima did he give up who stole me nine Emma you don't mind now she's free slice him up one day we were just lucky keep off the crack keep off the ground before everyone in the country for keeping it real we said boy it's the end of me series and we want to leave you with one final form there is millions of different types of people out there but it is important never to forget where you come from because black white brown or Pakistani we all come from the same place the punani that where me come from and that is the place that we like to visit as often as McAllen jobless and keep it real

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Views: 1,474,285

Keywords: Ali G, Ali, alig, uk, seereez, ali, da, booyakash, wagwan, indahouse

Id: qrhASqJo3jM

Length: 29min 7sec (1747 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 23 2011