Ali G- Science

yo science what is it all about technology what is that all about is it good or is it wack there's a bloke from real manhood Staines called rainbow Jeremy who reject everything to do with science he just chill at home he smoked his own homegrown and take this he don't have a telly don't ever tell me yeah he lives in the house though yo you said house is a product of technology oh you ain't got no technology you can check out his website yeah go say yourself got a web stuff you horses no shoes well eats food as computers made our lives better I don't think there's any question about it whoo computers ever be able to work out what nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein x nein nein nein nein nein nein nein yo I finished you don't know Washington nine nine eight nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine point eight 8 nine 9 eight 8 nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein nein yes is yes the most powerful computer in the world today does 36 trillion operations a second so would it be able to multiply 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 years 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 is you don't know what's gonna say multiply you don't even know 10 10 10 those 18 Elevens Mileva night does like any girls whatever noise you name 8921 - Don - Don - Don - Don - Don - hundred hundred hundred hundred yes million yes thousand yes million yes whatever the numbers you want will be able to multi-port na na Nana na yeah without blowing up yes yeah gonna move it on a little bit where did men come from men evolved out of lower species in the way that all the species evolved out of lower species this is ridiculous this is loss if he wants to believe this happened he's welcome to believe his grandpa came it was Lucy and came down from his tree or something but that is pure religion we offer a quarter million dollars for anybody with any real empirical testable scientific evidence for evolution so you said we ain't come down from monkeys no no these are still having babies why don't they have another human today okay as you ever in a banana oh yeah eat all kinds of food yeah I eat a banana as proof we keep that wrong that's not provable the people engaged in this kind of nonsense always set up the rules that you could never win the money now here's the banana finger a minute yeah yeah I'll start going oh no no no it started saying because you start going red when I said that think like you for joining my plan also that thing no the fact that why did you start oh he went red in it no because I'm surprised at how illogical your question was oh you're serious y'all speak to them because they said listening you know we're Homo sapiens and that's about oh yo H steps game I just want to make clear because this is going out on the TV Oh ever doubt I I don't do that stuff ain't got nothing against oh it's the homo that's really more yeah you ain't yeah it is a scientific nomenclature that describes who we are as part of a phyla or a stream of you know goes hominid hominoid and then we oh whatever there's different names for it we're also Homo Sapien all humans would be consume my wife is a homo sapien that's not how most difference that yeah yeah well it's just a way of describing who we are what I say you know I I just want to make clear your respect for coming on and I ain't going to treat you differently now that dad's come out you know that's say oh it has nothing it's coming come on now you're confused here let's settle the confusion all of people in the whole world the biologists have in a group called homo and the particular human group below that is sapiens and all that is Greek it just means the Greek word for man smart yeah a lot of them is very talented it has nothing to do with homosexuals and nothing to do with the hormones that you meet on the street it's an entirely different lingo but my point is so it's not with you one of the homo low I am not almost sapien I think all humans are Homo sapiens you are to say you are yo the term homo in homo sapien high has nothing at all to do with sex alright let's talk about when technology goes horribly wrong is there technologies that you won't use I try to avoid foods that have pesticide residues on them no disrespect wherever but does you use a toilet or does you just drop one in a hole of course I use the toilet like I think everybody here does so I hope you'd use it but would you flash certainly yeah absolutely so would you use a toilet or does you just drop it now oh I know I've been to quite a few countries where they don't have toilets and I'm very glad to get back to America so would you flush oh sure and I think you should have a septic system that's properly designed to handle the waste you say that but there's evidence backstage to the contrary was it was it you I have no idea what you're talking about no one's talking about I have no clue the floater covering it with paper don't make it alright yeah that goes for the rest of you whoever it was right ain't pointing any fingers well it does have my suspicions well I don't it was it was not me if that's what you're saying I would not if I understand what you've been talking about which I got part of the time here you know I was talking about cuz if it was in shame on you I still you're very confusing your I ain't pointing fingers yeah but is you the one backstage it didn't flush no sir you know what's too much cuz if that's what you talk about you know I you know talk about that on a TV program blows my mind the same out respecting was all talk about respect wherever whoever it was name just you know I don't care they just well then go on to something else let's put to the side by Dane right shame on you I didn't do it don't say shame on me I didn't do anything just want to thank you for coming on here this was very interesting keep it real yo spat spat that was fat

Channel: SDGuild

Views: 2,602,941

Rating: 4.9023552 out of 5

Keywords: Ali-G, science, technology, techmology, toilet, ammon cunningham, ammon cunningham utah, utah, tech, emergine technology, trends

Id: eB5VXJXxnNU

Length: 6min 53sec (413 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 28 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/galthorn]

I remember watching the ali g show. Had many good laughs with all 3 of his characters. I still can't believe the interviews he'd get. Anyone remember the ice cream cone glove pitch with Donald Trump?

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Me mate don't bewieve in techmologies, check out hims website...

[u/NegativeX2thePurple]

whyyouwouldtalkaboutthatonatvprogramblowsmymind

man we fucking try to censor everything.

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[u/sickassbarracuda]

People watch he start of the vid too, some real nuggets there. Tec-mology!

[u/ChrisCrossX]

Kent Hovind got caught!

[u/AlchemySoundedGood]

"Don't know if you know this. But dolphins ain't fish. They is, they is like us. Theys mammories."

[u/EricTboneJackson]

The balls on this guy...

[u/bubblegumpandabear]

I lost it at this guy's expression. I have never heard of Ali G, but I think I'm going to watch everything I can about him now.