When Ali G met the Beckhams | Comic Relief

[Applause] airman all you was probably thinking why is I doing comic relief well we only agreed to do it because we thought we was going to get a free trip to meet my brothers in Africa allow me was there maybe score some Botswana and homegrown now check it Africa ain't just the country that gave us Bob Marley I see I've seen documentaries about it and there's some terrible images that has been left in in mind especially of tribes women with well droopy swingers with your help we can stop these shocking things happening now please big it up for me guests tonight every boy wants to be in his boots and every man wants to be in his missus they get out for none other done Victoria I'm David Beckham [Applause] [Music] [Applause] now scary is ucomfy Beckham what about you all right listen just because this is comic relief doesn't mean you should speak in a silly voice right now where did you two meet we met at a football Beckham was you into the Spice Girls beforehand and now that I was into posh had you already seen a picture for knocked one out laughter yeah baby come on what about that picture wearing the black cat so and boobs that come up well I apparently in that video if you're freeze-frame it you can actually see a tiny bit of camel toe yeah that's more like camel voice go now it must be amazing going out with the Spice Girl but in an ideal world and no disrespect to your [ __ ] in an ideal world wouldn't you rather do baby so how many the Spice Girls turned you down before you work for Theory first what no just this one now there's you go to watch him play football yeah I do whenever I can because Brooking loves going to watch him so as much as you can mirrored there is an insult in song do they think about you as you heard it what is the words they say posh by you that you take care of the earth but they insult and that is the biggest compliment you compare [Applause] no but seriously dad you take out the battery now of course I don't Maxum you telling me you ain't never been caught offside [Music] not me urge you is well good at getting around the back and swinging on your ball tonight I think that's the way you bend it I have to say I prefer a little bit of a different vibe parkinson right now Beckham do you reckon the better the football are you is the fit of the girl you go out with so you is the bit at food you know so you get posh soda sporty spice go out with someone from scum [ __ ] your night what do you mean that's my friend thank you lovely exactly why is you trying to say scum focus [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Yuma's got a little nipper do you reckon you as good parents yeah I don't think like his parents so when did you teach him to roll his first bliss I will never teach in that why not you should never deny your kid education so what's he cold Brooklyn all right now did you come up with that name well we found out that I was pregnant while we was while I was on tour in America and we was in Brooklyn and found out so I'd you actually done it there no we didn't do it there for real you did it in Denmark if you really want to come you never called him demo that would be a well good idea though work because if me and me Julie had a kid we'd call him Langley Village well his full name would be the Boggs this KFC in London - tell me does Brooklyn like your music or is he getting a bit old for now exactly does like music is really you know he digs about and dances and is also into football as well so it's nice it's birthday a footballer with rhythm so tell me is your little boy starting to put all sentences together you saying that the bits and pieces and yeah and what about Brooklyn so do you want him to grow up to be a footballer like his dad or a singer like Mariah Carey well I'm hoping that he'll grow up to be a footballer like his dad and I'd like to go out and be a singer like Mariah okay we've got a break now because posh is going to do a bit of breastfeeding backstage just out of interest is there one going spare delay welcome back me and Brooklyn is both welfare now of course I know a lot of people has asked you this but is you really posh I'm not really posh neither for nice clothes and nice restaurants and echo I got called posh David they say posh people talk as if they got a plum in their mouth there's your missus and posh when she got your plums enough he was going to say you're not actually meant to speak when you've got your mouth full so you wouldn't actually have that problem respect push me urge you recently had a disease of the edge called mingun gitis I had an viral meningitis now it's well bad so did sport you catch the mingun gitis familiar cause he is going well bad life that you serious she got bad case no no no the other girls have had meningitis only me respects now you has been well quite a day in the corner yeah you said don't think I mean this ain't like classroom where if you keep your head down a warm-hearted question now why do you think you is a pinup for so many gay Lords we don't we don't use the word bathroom in now because it ain't politically correct me I mean just because you wear skirts your girlfriend's pants have a suntan and the skin it'd talk like a go and hang out with Elton John what a real respect let's talk about fashion Beckham we've all seen pictures of you wearing clothes that is well embarrassing and make you look like a laughingstock why do you wear that England football show [Music] I'm very proud to play for England you know the results have been very good over the last year or two but you know new manager coming in I think that we changes and I think will do very well patriotic for goodness sake I listen if Jamaica is playing either just keep it under fashion what's the name of that dress that you wore what's wrong I know it was so wrong but what me gotta say and me help me speak for the rest of the audience here and a country that me would love to see you two bowl each other out about right now for comic relief quite posh I don't do that kind of thing is for charity this brother's out there dying and [ __ ] come on no come on let's see you red nose can I born your missus respect to both of you for coming on please big it up for the main couple in England push I'm back [Applause] we are

Channel: Comic Relief: Red Nose Day

Views: 3,532,284

Rating: 4.93783 out of 5

Keywords: comic relief, ali g, charity, red nose day, sport relief, alig, sacha caron cohen, david beckham, victoria beckham, posh spice, spice girls, beckhams, sketch, comedy, interview, ali g met the beckhams, ali g beckham, ali g interviews beckhams, comic relief ali g, beckhams comic relief, victoria beckham ali g, victoria beckham comic relief, david beckham ali g, david beckham comic relief, ali g david beckham victoria beckham, david and victoria

Id: jIic9_ZhyC8

Length: 10min 34sec (634 seconds)

Published: Mon May 15 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/exmojo]

Posh wore her best leather bib for the show. Respek

[u/adamcognac]

all of them seem so likable here

[u/Timedoutsob]

Would you like him to grow up to be a footballer like his dad or a singer like Mariah Carey is a great joke.

[u/EvolvingEachDay]

“No disrespect to your bitch” is an iconic line... I haven’t even watched this in about 10 years and I will always remember that line.

[u/Essembie]

They were such good sports. Fantastic interview.

[u/didzisk]

"Sarong"

"I know it was so wrong, but what was it called?"

[u/BurnedRope]

This was what Victoria was like before the British paps fucked her around so much so now she just stays pouty and aloof.

[u/tnp636]

She's obviously pretty sharp.

[u/Blasphemy4kidz]

I was never an Ali G fan but those rapid fire one-liners were pretty damn spot on, I was laughing quite a bit