Borat - Dating Service Skit

the exam ash in us and a if you want to marry a girl you cannot just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide before American woman will allow you in her vagine you must do something called dating my name is Jenny pleased to meet you hello Jenna nice to meet you thank you for coming in today to see if Great Expectations is right for you yes what would you like to see happen if you met your ideal woman I will love her we will be as one so I will give her television remote control a red dress I hope so you saying you have a good life and back home you could provide for her a good life and that's what you like to do yes she cheat on me why are you laugh I think that's weak you've got deep [ __ ] [ __ ] to me I will crush her you will crush her well honey that's not gonna qualify you with our membership if you're prepared to crush a woman you can break up with her and force her but you cannot crap no crushing why don't you give me a little bit on him on personality traits that you're looking yes I want her to be blond I want him to have no history of retardation in family if possible she must have plow experience you're not gonna find Americans with plow experience just to let you know Isis American women we don't have plow experience but not not much maybe one year I'm honey I have zero plow experience and she must have a good physique and she must be a tight like a man's animals and she must have nice face okay tractive what about race yeah you're open to all races uh yes but no Jew no Jewish okay all right so why don't you tell me what you enjoy what are your interest I like it play yet table tennis I like shoot dog I like John shoot don't shoot oh okay should I tell people that I am did six know what I am man but she don't want to say that cuz the one I am more good than man and man man in America if you say that on your profile few do that here a woman is not gonna go out with you because then she thinks that's all you want even though I am a big like a kind of face does it matter women in America feel that any act of sex be an oral um what is the millah with men tomorrow I like it or in the mouth much that's what we're talking about women in America fill that any any act of sex yeah somebody else even if it's using your body your your sexual organs your mouth your hand whatever it is we think that's cheating do I need to bring a gift here's a mistake that a lot of make men make in America and that is they bring too many gifts what size gift will get me enter I'm getting you entry but what do you mean by entry to her vision oh if you want to go to bed with her yes well I can't say because everybody's different how do I show her I have a senses of humor we have to practice at first yes I have a joke huh there is it chair the chair a walk ahead with the shoes la la la la la a walk on the street ha ha ha today he's a walking yes well it's a funny image yes it is nice I Lee should tell this joke probably not my name is Buddha your name please Guinevere should I tell her she reminds me of my wife do you have a wife she is dead oh okay nobody wants to be reminded of somebody who's dead yes I'm saying yes I do not care about her she is his own right but once a person is dead you should really put that aside I know yeah well you probably look for some of the same qualities that you were attracted to in your wife no same qualities that you liked in your wife if there were some things you liked about your wife did you like some things about your wife no you don't mind me my wife my fists my oh the wine makes your previous wife yes why you laugh okay thank you what should I talk about with her talk about the environment you're in talk about what she does for living and about her I have now been one week without any succeed in my case my car my sec is a heavy how old is your child how do I find if she will be a cheat okay or anything negative yes do you take money from you no not the cream of that [ __ ] a woman who oh another red and okay right hmm well that's why you need to date her for a while before you get married come back my idea woke up to you I will give you automobile chica meow crash that's what I don't like either I don't like men and cheat on me how do I know if she wants me to take care go bed with her sexy time yeah whether or not she wants you to go to bed with her how do you know that well when you kiss each other if you're kissing and petting then it just sort of goes naturally and when do we have a sexy intercourse well whenever you both agree on that no Wendell me and you have a 60 intercourse me and you yes well that's not gonna happen do you wish me success tonight I wish you success in the future with dating and relationships and I wish you the best thank you you're very welcome

Channel: justincaseme

Views: 5,781,565

Keywords: Borat, Dating, Service, Skit, Ali

Id: S7vWi8sosg4

Length: 8min 9sec (489 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/InhumanWhaleShark]

Erm, skip to 4:20 if you try to watch this from Reddit. Link works fine if you go to youtube for it.

[u/thewhiz]

Your jokes probably don't have punchlines.

Have any examples?

[u/[deleted]]

Yep, I say and pray.