Ali G - CIA and Essex Police Department

yo-yo said Ali and Julian in the tree okay now intelligence ain't just showing off that you can count to 20 in the US intelligence is so important that there has got an organization specifically for it called the Central Intelligence Agency or known ear as to CNN he's going to visit an interval the end of the CNN realized so mister Stansfield what does the CIA stand for Central Intelligence Agency so does it help if he was intelligent if you want to get in yes to get in you need a college degree and a bit racialist though that you have to be intelligent isn't that a bit racialist that you want allowing thick people I don't think it's racialist we can't use them if they're a bit stupid that aimed at unfair for those people because they'll feel bad inside if you won't allow them why do you laugh I would certainly think so you seem intelligent thank you very much has got two GCSE use thank you so let's talk about spies now because the CIA is also got to do with spies in it is it true that you have certain female spies that you put a camera in their punani in what uniforms with the CIA spies where it's not wearing uniform they have to be as incognito as possible now look you go over to a foreign country I have a CIA person goes to country X hi and in that country he finds Joe who is willing to give us information who is Joe a member of country X not a citizen of country X is it not dangerous that you is saying his name because this may be honest I had a real name here I would be saying it the same is real name is this his real name Joe I'm just making this up okay all right all right okay let's talk about conspiracy theories what about landing a man on the moon did they actually ever happen of course it happened I've actually shaken hands with the first man on the moon but how do we actually know that Louie Armstrong was actually stood over the moon with Neil Armstrong whatever I don't know as you ever seen the film JFK well I mean I understanding of the movie Oliver Stone's movie JFK is that there was a conspiracy of one of my predecessors and the whole cabinet of the United States to murder the president United States and it's absolutely nonsense that bloke who was in Dances with Wolves he knows who did it how come I don't know who this book is or in the film well I mean how does one what makes this film true I mean how do we eat it's a true story you're questioning whether people landed on the moon and now you're telling me you believe a movie I for you is that movie if you don't believe what went on on the moon because they spent millions of pounds making that and if there's hundreds of millions of pounds going to the moment I thank you Andrew Turner respect we got yourself next we went to check out the ex chief constable of ethics police luckily he had no links with the Berkshire constellar Barry otherwise we would have been fried what happens when you is arrested the person is informed that they have been arrested and the reason why they've been arrested do most people in your experience of having arrested them is the first thing they say it wasn't me in that voice a large portion of people will say it's not me there was something which used to be called the verbals so that when you arrested someone you said in court and I said to the defendant I am arresting you for stealing the silver cup and he said it wasn't no no he says I did well that's the copper sometimes sing as well because I quote you read and and in fact the police would then say and he said it wasn't me it wasn't me what do you on and the kitchen why do you think Utes is turning into crime well I think it's as old as man himself as to why people turn to crime I mean everyone know that it's against the law to be a criminal and it's well bad and everything what but you gotta admit it's more fun being a gangster in it well I think users I think it is at certain stage but when you are languishing in prison you begin to have second thoughts but sooner or later it catches up with them sooner or later they languish in prison and they get bombed and they get they live a life on the Costa del Sol they can't come back to this country yeah the real reason why most people turn to crime is that they will get more punani yeah being a gangster yes I would say that apart from crimes of passion which we touched upon briefly the predominant reason why people turn to crime is for the very reason to make more money shouldn't you send a very clear message to the youths out there yes in the short term you can get more Puni more mouths but in the long term you will get bummed statement well worth making to young people what is the best undercover job well the one that obviously ends with a successful prosecution for a serious offense custome saw this film called beyond the call of duty and it was about this police officer who had to go undercover and find out where for these ladies was prossies you know why I saying and he actually had to boned him and he actually did because you could see his Beast going in well it certainly wouldn't be allowed in this country and it has happened on many occasions when certainly in the the Vice field where officers have said at that stage I had to withdraw oh I did once and then once she blew his cover how do you work out who did it by collecting evidence all right check this then a man is found dead in a pool of water with a backpack on how did he die or not forgot there's a course flying over that is the clue or you would say I want a pathologist first of all to determine how that man died did he die from drowning if he was lying in a pool of water did he die from being struck over the head and fell into the pool of water or whatever I'm not going to speculate as to what the goose was the other relevance of that I don't know I think it was the goose it wasn't me all right let's talk about DNA what is in a well its DNA yeah it is is the NA worse than the AIDS no no it's not a disease it's not something to be fearful of it's just something that everybody has is I got DNA yes how do you know eyes caught DNA cuz we always wear a Connie often that one time no no he was so fit we couldn't wait in video it is not something which you contract from someone else or whatever it took it is not in any way like AIDS it is a genetic formula which you have from birth what else can you Hannah lies the NA from any living tissue can you get it from Cheers jeez you know a man's without being ruled man soldiers how does the copper get to match it does he actually have to toss the criminal when the suspect is arrested the DNA can be taken from any body tissue so he doesn't have to not no one out in court say respect so all the peeps out there we just want to say stop thinking off coppers as if there is a bunch of scuse me French pricks I assume of Chief Constable borough and iain a prick is you thank you for here is some more of me in that zoologist talking about animals and tin boat

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Keywords: ali, comedy, show, it, wasnt, me, essex, police, pd, cia, central, intelligence, agency, alistair

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Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 15 2009