A Teacher - SNL

IT'S A LOVE BITE ♪ ♪♪♪ >>> THE MOST STIRRING SHOW OF 2020, ABOUT AN ELICIT AFFAIR BETWEEN A TEACHER AND STUDENT. AND NOW, A SNEAK PREVIEW OF SEASON 2 OF "A TEACHER." >>> HEY, I KNOW THAT CLASS IS OVER, BUT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ALONE. I'M STRUGGLING AND NEED EXTRA HELP TO GO TO COLLEGE. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU, MS. WILLIAMS. OR SHOULD I CALL YOU NICOLE? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> I WANTED TO SPEND SOME EXTRA TIME TOGETHER. >> YOU THINK YOU CUTE? >> WELL, I'M MORE MATURE THAN THE OTHER KIDS. >> EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN. DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO [ BLEEP ]? >> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU'RE PULLING A C-MINUS IN MY CLASS. THAT'S NOT HOT FOR ME. YOU CAN BARELY READ. >> I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD -- YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND. NO, NO, I WANT YOU TO GO AHEAD AND WALK ME THROUGH IT. YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR WHAT? WE HOOK UP IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR BIKE? >> OR WE COULD GO TO YOUR CAR. >> NO, WE'RE NOT DOING IT IN MY CAR. MY CAR IS NEW. >> THAT'S COOL. >> YOU THINK I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO THROW THIS JOB AWAY FOR YOUR LIMP ASS LITTLE NEENOR. CAN'T DO NOTHING FOR ME. >> I GUESS NOT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS WAS? >> I THOUGHT IT WAS SPECIAL. >> OH, YOU THOUGHT I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN'T DO THE SATs? YOU KEEP CIRCLING THE BUBBLE, INSTEAD OF FILLING IT IN. YOU THINK THAT'S SEXY? >> A LITTLE. >> MH-HM YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME ENJOY MY LUNCH BREAK? >> MS. WILLIAMS, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. >> WHY? I STOP THINKING ABOUT YA'LL THE MINUTE YOU WALK OUT OF THIS CLASSROOM. >> SEE? YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT. >> YEAH, I'VE GOT THAT SWAGGER THAT YOU HAVE WHEN YOU'RE NOT A PEDOPHILE. DON'T SEE A LOT OF CONFIDENT PEDOPHILES, DO YOU? THAT SWAGGER WHEN YOU HAVE HEALTH CARE AND A PARKING SPOT. GOT, I HATE KIDS. >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I LOVE YOUR CLASS. >> NAME ONE PRESIDENT. >> UM, HUCKLEBERRY? >> OH, MY GOD. >> KERMIT? >> WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? ARE YOU HAVING AN INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIP WITH A STUDENT? >> NO, PRINCIPAL MILLER. GOD, NO. >> OH, GOOD. BECAUSE HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, AND WE'RE IN LOVE. >> OH, MY GOD. ARE WOMEN STILL DOING THIS? >> THEY ARE. I AM. >> SO, HOW ARE YOU THE PRINCIPAL? >> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. YOU SEE, I USED TO BE A PRISON GUARD WHO LET PRISONERS OUT BECAUSE I LOVE THEM, AND NOW I WORK HERE. >> OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WILL SOMEONE SAY KIDDING, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO NO PAPERWORK? >> KYLER, IT'S YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY TODAY. WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER. >> NAH, THIS JUST ISN'T HOT FOR ME ANYMORE. >> RIGHT. WELL, MR. NEITHER. >> GREAT. >> THERE GOES MY LUNCH BREAK. >> A TEACHER. >> HAVEN'T WE LEARNED?

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,219,177

Rating: 4.9401746 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, kristen Wiig, ego nwodim, Andrew dismukes, school, teacher, grades, flirting, class, homework, charter school, Christmas, snl Christmas episode, Saturday night live Christmas episode, s46, s46e9, episode 9, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Kristen Wiig, Dua Lipa

Id: TOYYwV33Ijo

Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020

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[u/Altowhovian93]

I’m dead but yes. I am now the age of most young teachers and high schoolers are BABIES. I can’t fathom how people think that’s attractive and people need to be locked up forever.

[u/VeronaMoreau]

Okay but why is this exactly how I feel about these things

[u/ALISHAISHERE123]

" I've got that swagger that you have when you're not a pedophile". Lol.

[u/Espionagess]

It's blocked in Australia for some reason :( Can someone give me the gist in 2 sentences?

[u/unbelyevable]

Oh my goodness YES 🙌🏼👌🏼🙏