U.S.O. Performance - SNL

♪♪♪ [ SCATTING ] ♪♪♪ >> SIR! >>> AT EASE, BOYS. I HOPE TO SEE THOSE FEET MOVE THAT FAST ON THE BATTLEFIELD. >> YES, SIR! >> HARD TO BELIEVE THERE'S THIS MUCH TALENT IN OUR VERY OWN 171st DIVISION. AND HERE TO LIFT YOUR SPIRITS ON CHRISTMAS EVE, YOU MAY RECOGNIZE HER FROM THE MEDICAL TENTS, NURSE AUBRA JULY! >> I LIKE WHAT I SEE. >> SANTA CAME AFTER ALL. >> WHAT A WOMAN. >> I MAY BE A LOUSY MEDIC, BUT LET'S SEE IF I CAN BE A HALF DECENT SINGER. >> ALL RIGHT SIMMER DOWN, FELLAS. JUST SIT ON YOUR HELMETS AND ENJOY. >> NOW I KNOW YOU BOYS MISS HOME THIS CHRISTMAS EVE. MAYBE YOU'RE MISSING SOMEONE SPECIAL. WELL, I'VE GOT JUST THE SONG FOR YOU, BUT FIRST I NEED A VOLUNTEER. >> ME! >> ME, ME! >> PRETTY LADY! >> HOW ABOUT YOU, HANDSOME? >> OOH. WHY SARGEANT GARRETT'S THE TOUGHEST GUY IN OUR UNIT. >> THIS SHOULD BE A GAS. >> D SONG "LOVE BITE"? >> MAYBE I HEARD IT WHEN I WAS A BOY. I'LL FOLLOW YOUR LEAD. >> SHUFFLE IN C, FOUR ON THE FLOOR, JUST STAY ON THE RHYTHM AND YOU CAN'T GO WRONG. HIT IT. >> ALL RIGHT. ♪♪♪ >> HELLO? >> BABY LISTEN I AIN'T COMING HOME TONIGHT. >> STOP, HERE WE GO WITH THIS MESS AGAIN. >> I MEAN IT. I GOT WORK. DON'T WAIT UP. >> IS THAT RIGHT? ♪♪♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT ALL NIGHT ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW I CANNOT HELP IT I'M A MAN YOU CAN HELP THE WAY YOU TREAT ME ♪ ♪ WOMAN DON'T YOU LEAVE ME SWEAR TO YOU I'LL WALK AWAY ♪ ♪ SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF WHOA WHOA YEAH YEAH ♪ ♪ DOING ME WRONG AIN'T DOING YOU RIGHT WHERE DO YOU GO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ♪ ♪ DOING YOU WRONG AIN'T DOING ME RIGHT YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF BABY IT'S A LOVE BITE ♪ ♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOW, HELP ME HERE. IS THIS A PLAY? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SURE IS NOISY. >> WHATEVER IT IS, SEEMS LIKE PRIVATE GARRETT IS OFF BOOK. >> WAIT, SO THE GIRL IS PLAYING THE BOY, AND THE BOY IS PLAYING THE GIRL? >> YEAH, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON. >> QUIT YOUR LYING. MY GIRLFRIEND SHANICE SAW YOU AT THE CLUB. >> SHE NEEDS TO GET HER EYES CHECKED. >> SHE DID YESTERDAY. ♪♪♪ ♪ I'M GIVING YOU ALL OF ME MY MIND MY BODY CAN'T YOU SEE ♪ ♪ THEN WHY'D YOUR CAR SMELL LIKE SEX WITH A GIRL WHO ISN'T ME ♪ ♪ WHOA WHOA YEAH YEAH ♪ >> BREAK IT DOWN NOW, Y'ALL. ♪♪♪ >> THEY ARE REALLY NAILING THE CHOREO. >> BUT HE GOT CAUGHT. NOW HE'S BEING MOUTHY. >> HE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE. >> ONCE A CHEATER, ALWAYS A CHEATER. >> SHH, SHE'S CONFRONTING HIM. >> REMIND ME, DO YOU WEAR RED SATIN PANTIES? >> GIRL, YOU KNOW I DON'T. >> THEN WHY DID I FIND THESE IN YOUR BRIEFCASE? >> I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE. >> MARJORIE! >> THAT MUST BE THE OTHER WOMAN. >> THE ONE WHO STUNK THE CAR UP? >> THIS IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. >> BABY, IT AIN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. >> OH, YEAH? BECAUSE IT LOOKS BAD? >> CONSIDER THIS A WARNING. >> YOU'RE ON NOTICE. HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU BOTH? >> WHY, IT'S SIMPLE. DEFEAT THE NAZIS. >> MAMA, YOU AIN'T SAYING NOTHING BUT A WORD. ♪♪♪ ♪ WHOA WHOA YEAH YEAH DOING ME WRONG AIN'T DOING YOU RIGHT ♪ ♪ WHERE DO YOU GO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ♪ ♪ DOING YOU WRONG AIN'T DOING ME RIGHT

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,643,722

Rating: 4.849791 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl u.s.o. performance, Saturday night live u.s.o. performance, Christmas, snl Christmas episode, Saturday night live Christmas episode, dua lipa, Kristen wiig, beck bennett, mikey day, alex moffat, kyle mooney, Andrew dismukes, bowen yang, 1944, white Christmas, world war 2, Christmas eve, soldiers, s46, s46e9, episode 9, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician

Id: jiZhwAT4LBM

Length: 4min 5sec (245 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Las Cultch readers deserved this and so did Bowen ❤️

[u/Monstermart]

Bowen getting spitroasted at the end by Wiig and Dua Lipa was definitely an interesting take

[u/MonkeyKing70-]

The beginning is definitely a throwback to White Christmas. Love where this sketch took things lol, wasn’t expecting that type of singing

[u/wlea]

Did Alex just keep the Biden hair for this? Very efficient