A Man With Poor Judgement Plays Detroit: Become Human - Part One

this is not just a story this is our future this isn't just a story by david cage it's an experience david cage is gonna crawl out of your monitor and sit next to you and talk about the irish of this game it's how it works that that's what he does in these games like they're so immersive - so interactive is nearly just david cage like the girl out of the ring crawls out of your television and just sits next year and talks about art I can I can save him I can save him I'm pretty sure there's like something terrible happening in the other room right now but we take pity on the fish a probability a success just decreased because the policeman made fun of me Connor is just feeling a little insecure so that's that's actually quite unfortunate oh there's a gun missing yes that's that's probably the first thing I should have noticed a reconstruct I think he took the gun guys freaking Sherlock Holmes on this unseen here hey what's their favorite carly Rae Jepson song this might be important oh no that I don't remember that song oh no I don't like this okay we can we can relate to him his name is my name yeah we should probably examine those dead people on the floor father it was holding something she and in the dad just had a really bad day like the freaking Android was just a gunning for oh okay hang on I need to navigate the sofa I know a guy just died but give me like two minutes please sausage win is the shootin deviant has been shot cop died again because we rewind a time there's a gun eyes go in without the gun go on without the gun because if we go with the gun he's gonna see why if you got a gun and it's gonna be bad come on Connor okay bad sir putt stirs okay Connor you know a lot okay you saw like their Instagram photos [Music] examining your home oh okay 79 only a 21% chance the child gets the aegis yeah just just get out of here a moment get out of here a moment deescalate the situation Daniel 99 okay sacrifice self come on is 99 don't just reassure this reassured okay I trust you take a bad officer take him to hell oh yeah there they go hey see you later buddy we did it we killed ourselves we've lost a mobile phone but outside of that pretty good no one's gonna remember I lied to him it die aren't they there's always consequence for these things learn deviants name and then there was an option like right there or something else but because we didn't learn his middle name and like that's just probably huge importance to him and that's why the sniper shot that's how it works maybe it's because I saved the fish and like a law of equivalent exchange balance must be maintained because the fish live Daniels dead guys that's not Peter Griffin hope you don't mind look David cage worked hard in this game okay we got to go at least like ten minutes no compared to the Family Guy it's not Peter Griffin his car it's gonna cinematic introduction air [Music] and he was Lois when he was a skip already hate to finish like hurry up Artie finish the game already [Music] Jesus are trying to enjoy this didn't don't speed her on Dave a cage games you take your time go to Bellinis paint please confirm paint let's just bypass those people get in the bus we missed every single optional objective I'm going to take my time no it's not a sweet ride guys let's join Todd look after her I'm pretty sure the idea is we just clean up might be as polite as possible we don't want to cause a fuss and God forbid you exercise any free will you playing this game I mean I'm pretty sure that's the message just do the dishes you scrub the touchpad and you feel immersed bring me a cold beer hey Todd needs a sleeping juice oh she's warm he has a fever we did it well that can't be good oh I think I know what's going on Alice has a drug problem and Todd's looking out for my business it was me Todd I'm here to just collect the bottles you better stop that right now what a love the fodder clean kitchen and clean counter coffee table yeah come here Todd trash goes in here give me a good start down here I'll head upstairs do what you have to do but stop love you too sweetie okay what's shocking truths are we gonna uncover we're just gonna gloss over the hairy okay some medication there oh and a handgun well no I oh we just know that's there now I'm not the dialogue or action often beneficial you just want to tidy of your little room so I have seen them let's play of this so I kind of have an idea of some of the things that happen but if this is my first time experience in the game and you get a little lock symbol next to both the gun and an open window on the second floor I'd be quite worried what's going to happen next like you open a window on the second floor opportunity unlocked oh no Alice didn't like that oh she's warm again no here's the key to the window in case it becomes closed later that way you can jump out for sure oh it's mom oh she got some ketchup on her face looked all it's really happy to be with her and she's congratulating Kara on the back oh that he congratulated her a bit too hard I think Alice in Wonderland David cage you've done it again another metaphor Todd doing Todd job take care his family now she's like you think I accepted to make things worse wants to watch scooby-doo God we need that chair oh let me see here's a more draw and soon with more ketchup on Alice's face oh gosh it's just a simple misunderstanding oh it's hard being a father who doesn't take out their stress and anger issues on their children it's a tough life it's a tough life I'll go with the paints made it off the bus nice deposit package leave him there oh say a week-old for another metaphor a a we go over some Maya Angelou david cage you've done it again David cage has continually proven he's read books they're poems he saw the matrix at one time just try [Music] this is how you play the piano so I like how stinking rich have you gotta be to have like a grand piano and then like an animal skin draped over that as well as some like gold candles on top of the piano like jeez like he's running out of space just to display as well we just take as much expensive [ __ ] as I possibly can in my home who even needs this like this should be in a museum this guy like a hunter in a different life like he's got a freaking giraffe over there I didn't question it up until now who has the giraffe in their living room who needs that like Carole the [ __ ] man and even if you take a look yawn Musker somewhat are like Bill Gates I'm sure if you walk into their sitting room buddy but you're not she's gonna walk in it's like don't mind a stuffed elephant in the corner like hang on a moment bill why have you go flushed good morning Carl good morning I did go to pick up the paint that you ordered oh yes of God that is the difference between you and me right markers okay we gotta give like the guy from up his meds my buddies Carl no I mean I thought we got all the animals that was after who's after the film maybe that's a metaphor totally this is the sequel to Apple's david cage you've done it again come on buddy things haven't been the same since Doug died I'll look after you now don't worry tow truck it's just crap oh my god Carol I'm so sorry anything special sorry yes there's the opening of your retrospective at the Museum of Modern Art the gallery director left four messages asking me to confirm your attendance oh you asked to stay in bed so I'm just gonna make you dizzy you really don't see straight and it's practically to save asleeping find something to do I want a deluxe it's made by Quantic Dream it's David cages studio he compares them to piano this is his symphony david cage you've done it again oh it's Guitar Hero something that's changing the way you play sometimes I think you have more human I mean I did just mash a button for like two minutes Carl already use 50 different shades of blue I think I want to let her shade a blue here so what's your verdict Marcus I think dude you've just used [ __ ] blue I don't like it I'm a very good judge there's other colors like right exist yellow exist each day that goes by it brings me closer to the end I'm just an old man and clinging to his brush no dude you just you just gotta use something other than blue that's your problem thank you but enough there's other colors find a subject to paint statue a desk paint Carl's paint I mean if I use anything other than blue like he's gonna crucify me that is a perfect copy of reality but painting is not about replicating the world it's about interpreting and proving on it trying to imagine something that doesn't exist something you've never seen now concentrate on how it makes you feel and let your hand drift across the canvas Carol I'm gonna be honest like I'm just thinking of an elephant on a unicycle I think you're expecting something a bit more artistic than that where's the more option for more blue yeah we're doing despair oh god it's that monster had a doctor who season six with Matt Smith The Silence guys you know to have like the outstretched hand and like they you have like the lightning that comes from their fingers and Doctor Who is an alien and the androids feel like outsiders in society gave a cage you all right you've done it again then up dad you know it sounds like drug addiction here you little [ __ ] it's called a Ken doll okay that's an antique smart treated with respect you've never loved anyone dad does love the color blue though you never loved me well he paints with blue cuz he feels blue David cage back to Conor Conor failed the mission there was a sign it said he couldn't do the thing wait a minute that's illegal this guy is 24 doesn't look a day over 2300 scrawls 31 percent unemployment rate when will it stop in the toilet lieutenant Anderson my name is Connor I'm the Android sent by cyber life I looked for you at the station but nobody knew where you were they said you were probably having a drink in your body I was lucky to find you at the fifth bar what do you want you were assigned a case early this evening a homicide involving a psycho life and riding well I don't need any assistance especially not from a plastic [ __ ] like you just be a good little robot and get the [ __ ] out it's actually plastic buttocks mark 12,000 Hank I am perfectly comfortable back off before I crush you like an empty beer can volume in her dream what do you say I'll buy you one for the road he just gotta come with me in the county I'm wonders of technology I get it done hope he's not driving did you say homicide that is morning juice and he's all good to go for the homicide you know talk you don't touch anything and you stay out of my way got it got it I'm gonna interact with everything it's the drugs again david cage is taking the bold stance and suggest until morning that some drugs might be bad the landlord said the front door was looking too good what do we know about his android not much the neighbors confirm II have um alive that's ironic I gotta get some air his last words it's not chance Jesus what the hell are you doing Hank I need to see if your fingerprints are at the crime scene and we suck your thumb a moment I should probably investigate the body at some point a cheeseburger in there I didn't use and always dead that's probably the real tragedy 28 stuff slips on a bottle yeah the dog victim you know he's got 28 stab wounds in him I think that's like a good conclusion to draw there's a lot of knife holes in it maybe no idea you just tripped a few times he's so clumsy oh my god finally some good news sorry ladies for plastic can't be beat the result of our survey is in and it's official 68% of men prefer sex with an adroit to a real woman 52% of insane they've tried the experience at least one that's a lot of Android love to go her there are a few reasons given for this preference what we think we know the real reason androids don't want to talk about their feelings afterwards god forbid you have to deal with an emotional relationship Frank oh no sorry this is the re no inkling so how this all happened is like it started in the shower he's trying to reach his below bits but he forgot to bring the rag so they can get down there and he just [ __ ] snapped and tried to kill his Android make sure to bring the face cloth in before you shower are you gonna have that awkward event we have to hop out of the shower meet shower grab one from like the linen cupboard or like the standard across the way and then hop back in the shower I'm like no almost embrace that two seconds like you look trial just murder someone the Android murdered the victim yeah 28 stab wounds would have back he just had a lot of a lot of difficulty good stab wounds would have baseball bus it was damaged by the bat and lost some theory uh somewhat cerium you call it blue blood it's the fluid that powers androids bio components my god was murdered by a broom Oh slow Connor oh thank god it's just a creepy mannequin he keeps up here for some reason why do people always have like creepy mannequins in their homes just in the Attic why did they bring the mannequin home to begin with there's so many horror films where that's always the case like that's not even as that's more plausible than the mannequin be in there men prefer plastic sex interests oh no oh that's not why the mannequins we got almost everything is there just an option where you fail you just try reconstruct the crime and it's like well he got away like Connor tripped on the knife 28 times Connor started stabbing himself to try and recreate the crime scene due to a Fault in his program let's go serve up dinner what we haven't spaghetti alla microwave I lost my job because of androids somebody carry this goddamn house my [ __ ] Android maybe you think this is easy maybe you think it's my fault we live in this [ __ ] [ __ ] my fault you [ __ ] mother Todd those seem like reasonable requests so [ __ ] odd we just gotta kill the accountant then peace and order will be restored in the family don't worry buddy we just gotta find him where does he work I'll kill we have a gun upstairs press X repeatedly and not die reason with tuck I don't think Todd can be reason to it right now let's just pick this up now Otto I'm just here to check up how are you getting on I was wondering if you want some dessert oh no oh God oh okay this is what happens when you pick expert oh you do not have much time you're okay just need the gun I think I'll be okay as long as a single punch of me we did it happens when you don't compliment the chef I worked higher than that spaghetti he slaved away oh diffent goal is to pop that in the microwave was like a bit of plastic you have to take off before you put it in and you gotta heat it for like 12 minutes sacrifices I make for this family I think we did the right thing in murder and touched hey 40 percent kill them 40 percent of people can't be wrong but that also means 60 percent of people are wrong 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Id: SKcfWgPQzuU

Length: 27min 27sec (1647 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 24 2019

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[u/Lt_General_Terrorist]

I'm trying to read the subtitles but I can't get past RT yelling DAVID CAGE YOU DONE IT AGAIN while I'm trying.

[u/fm22fnam]

David Cage has done it again!