A con artist takes a woman on a 'perfect' dinner date. Then the check arrives... | The Diner's Club

[Music] so what happened thank you all right i got it i don't think i've ever met someone who ran out of pages to stamp in their passport well this is probably one of the most delicious filet mions i've ever had that clarified butter exquisite so i have i actually impressed the international foodie maybe just for the record i don't normally pick up girls at starbucks well just for the record i'm glad you did me too excuse me zelda bun ah oui sorry total food coma oh uh oh does that mean you're not joining me for a nightcap i'm just kidding honestly i don't expect you to join me just because you had a steak appetizer two glasses of wine soy milk latte with no foam and a chocolate souffle with vanilla bean ice cream on the side for dessert come on oh wow someone did a little check inspection over here i know i just to make sure i get it right for next time next time huh absolutely thank you rob this was amazing you don't have to thank me for anything you really do look so beautiful tonight thank you that's strange what that ass out of the gratuity door check oh is the word cheapskate written on my forehead it's weird seriously wow that ass added a blue cheese crusting charge i know for a fact i wasn't charged for that last time i think we should probably get this house over here why don't you keep calling him that well you know look at him everything okay over here uh no uh there is a gratuity added to that check i apologize for that let me see here yeah oh it's just a suggested gratuity see anything else i can do for you oh yeah actually uh one other thing there is a blue cheese crusting charge rob is this really necessary so it clearly states in your menu that any additional sources are six dollars right uh but i wasn't charged last time and it is listed as a crust not a sauce so the menu hasn't changed but i wasn't charged last time is what i'm saying perhaps it was a mistake in your favor anything else i can help you with yes you can take it off the bill please rob it's a scam trust me i'll pay for the sauce okay okay uh chaupay for the sauce thank you i guess i'll just uh pay for the 48 filet mignon and the 19 class of pinot noir and the 24 plate of tuna tartare too wow yeah it's so generous with the six dollars i can pay for my dinner it's really not a problem i can itemize the bill if we'd like to take care of it that way yeah you know what why don't you go ahead and do that just itemize it correct and how will you be paying for your meal sir beth i invited you what is six dollars can you please just run my card over my dead body you're paying and do not touch her card or i break your arm oh thank you sorry i get a little too sarcastic for my own good god that was so stupid please look at me i'm really sorry i was out of line i would love to see you again i don't hear that sir your card was declined so okay let's try that again i ran it three times [Laughter] take it phony he's just doing his job please the accent your call tells your own arms uh sir we don't take a diner's club okay can you please just get me the manager you know what it's just take mine it's not necessarily certainly man i'm making this up to you do you like sushi i actually because i know a fantastic place and i can order the yellowtail in japanese hamachi don't ever call me again beth beth thank you rob this was amazing you don't have to thank me for anything sorry totally i'm sorry sir 260 bucks dude not bad not too shabby [Laughter] you heard about matt down at chateau jacques though right it takes a month to get into chateau jack dude he milked this chick for hundred dollars what can you tell me how you're gonna break my arm again okay you touch your card i break your arm yes right it's amazing [Music] you

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 75,480

Rating: 4.8677211 out of 5

Keywords: the diner's club, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: rtfLZcrOSNU

Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 02 2021