A bachelor is forced to get rid of his old treasured couch. Then it comes alive. | Loveseat

I am not getting rid of my couch Joe it's a biohazard I have to put down two towels just to sit on it like how just new and it matches your stuff exactly not my stuff I'm an adult I have style I shop at Anthropologie okay that's actually pretty good store then what is it are you really this upset about losing a couch yes and and think of all the good times I could still have on it you know are you having second thoughts about moving in together No yeah just a little it's it's very overwhelming mm-hmm your lease and tomorrow Joe this couch is the last thing we need to get rid of before well us luckily somebody else wants to buy and can come tomorrow hmm $10 what nothing did you say what I think you said maybe you know what I you know I can still go just okay she's an jerkface [Music] I'm not giving you up [Music] [Music] right earthquake pick up your mind [Music] yeah sorry about that just me buddy this is a very realistic dream Oh been a long time since I've seen you slept must hurt but wouldn't know don't have nerve endings don't believe this is happening don't believe in you the brain is very powerful thing okay what's happening what's wrong with me that's why I'm awake now to show you I could sit here and let you make the biggest mistake of your life all right how is this possible like you said imagine okay geez Joe what did it kill you to clean me every once in a while I smell like your balls you sound like someone else I know someone else who likes to complain why don't you want to live with her she's the only one who sprays me for the clean fumes anyway I don't know I guess some I guess I'm just not ready yet to what give me up to give up everything you know this is all very real now the beginning of the end the next stop is marriage everything else you mean what other girls yeah and freedom I want to show you something put your head in my mouth no putting my head in your mouth you're gonna bite my head off another thing you have in common with Ashley okay weird enough as it is I'll just go with it I thought makes me not want to do this oh sorry first time using this thing so I could talk come on trust me okay but I'm only doing this cuz we've slept together okay yeah now this is how it's supposed to look this - whoa what are my ex-girlfriends doing here why are they smiling you know some of these girls are married now I'm not weird you are a magical couch first let me thank you for only swapping spit with them on me then bringing them to your other furniture for wetter activities what yes don't be shy girls show up your pillows yeah yeah show me your pillows okay that's not exactly what I was expecting this winning a lot of numbers or something no they're the number of days you were together before they left your ass what oh I was definitely with that girl longer than two days Oh where'd they all go this is a dream so we can you know what our activities that's 46 pennies that fell inside me over the years which is more than you're worth to them okay that's a little harsh is there any more money inside mine I like how they sparkle come see where they all disappear - all right all right Joe slide on in all right all right I don't know if this thing is on okay there we go all right hold still and watch sorry my sinuses really I don't this time hear ya get better you never saw her or them again what happened was that day - girl you sent her 30 texts in an hour oh yeah hmm well you've been with Ashley for what almost two years 654 days close enough and before that do you know what your life consisted of ah I was single I I partied I had a great time remember wouldn't you borrowed that dog hey cute dog hey you should've read it see he is a golden lab which is very all-american speaking of all-american there's a cafe around the corner hey that's my dog I lost him last week oh right yeah I found him like five minutes ago yeah but it looks like he got groom yeah I gave him one bath a Varick fountain I've found the wanted poster for him it's trying to help out he's drafted Tiffany's phone number right I'm gonna keep this okay I'm gonna go 600 what days single at this point why so desperate [Music] don't know why you missed those days with me so much take me out of here I don't love you anymore no nerve endings dumbass oh oh oh stop you were miserable single so you want to see the real reason why you don't want to see me go sure wonderful more girls leaving me you don't have to take off work I need a movie day anyway and I know how to fix you my allergies suck too because of times with her okay how do you fix me hate this part but shadow whisky there's a whole system take a close look at your face right here those goo-goo eyes aren't for an old sofa - jerkface oh she just slipped that in there that hurts and craps whiskey bottle cap thing that's adorable take me to see Ashley take me present day right now you know what to do alright let's go that's so fast I'm not used to you entering me okay enough with the double entendre okay not double entendre is Jo there's sexual innuendos you done yeah this is Ashley's place oh she hates whiskey [Music] oh you think you're the only one who's afraid of this big change hi I guess she needs me I gotta step up and be a man if you don't well jacket oh no no no she's with the guy with the soul patch she hates guys or soul patches sorry Joe no don't be sorry I'm sorry I gotta give you up tomorrow even though your magical and the longest relationship I've ever had not for long at least my successor has what you call knockers well I'm I'm gonna miss you man whoa didn't think it was physically possible but I feel it pain hmm so anything I can do for you I I owe you how about one big last cuddle it's what fluffers like you to live for I wish you always talked even though you're kind of a creepy guy that's just off buddy stuff speaking of knockers okay so how'd you finally manage to yeah well I had a very lovely dream about you where I realized that you were the real cushion that perhaps me up he and I think living together is gonna be great I had a dream last night too huh I always loved me with another guy he had a soul patch did you drink whisky oh I did it was all I had [Music] oh yeah I fell asleep in this order [Music] [Music] [Music] before [Music] your heart [Music] I won't leave you alone [Music] Oh [Music] it's making nauseous revealing your subconscious now my job is done next chapters begun I am you [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

Views: 222,300

Keywords: loveseat, comedy short film, omeleto

Id: VQ4Wbicy8bk

Length: 14min 57sec (897 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 08 2018