Asmongold Reacts to "The Biggest LOSERS of Warcraft" | By Platinum WoW

biggest losers of world of warcraft alrighty here we go now now come along children the zandalari scalping ceremony is starting in a couple of minutes so we need to be quick that's exciting mr arklud what are those trolls doing over there they're on drugs oh they're crazy they're being mind controlled against their will normal stuff oh yeah you know what let me see i suppose we have some time to explain this embarrassing so they're being mine around children our story starts one thousand five hundred years ago in the lands of stranglethorn stranglethorn [Music] this dense jungle is where the gerbashi tribe lived they were once a booming empire during the trolls reign on azeroth but since the sundering they've remained in the jungles of stranglethorn and the surrounding islands but this tropical life wasn't sipping pina coladas and enjoying a nice day at the beach he was getting killed by me and life was about getting caught in the rain having your friends get mauled by tigers not eating for the past three days yeah it sucked trolls are stupid trolls are still there the trolls turned aid of some mysterious god called hakkar the soulflare what the the priests that worshiped him were called the haqqari and in exchange for sacrificed souls he'd bestow the trolls with his power in hindsight fueling a mysterious god with living sacrifices doesn't seem like a good idea but it was yeah that's i don't why would they do that like i don't know i think that's like a mistake because like i mean just look at him like how would you trust that how do you just look at the guy it's like no i don't trust him he's crazy their desperation i don't know about that kind of the troll's only option until eventually he demanded to be summoned into the physical world so that he may feast on the blood of his victims firsthand those victims every creature on azeroth including the trolls that worship him why would they do a majority of the haqqari were like this was a mistake a fanatical group called the ottolai worked on summoning the sole flare the gurubashi with the help of the zandalar they're so dumbed out not only the otali priests but also a lot of the less fanatical hikari and the priests want to go make a temple to continue their worship in the swamp of sorrows oh after this bloody civil war the gurubashi tribe was split into four different entities that battled over control of the jungle that's correct i didn't even know it remained as the gurabashi tribe but you also have the blood scalp the skull splitters and the dark sphere the blood scalp and skull splitters colored their hair red and blue so we could you could tell them a different you know which one to kill that's insane like yeah i didn't know any of this about the war i just thought there were like yeah there's the trolls that have the red you gotta kill them and this guy's got a different name we gotta kill him too and i gotta kill this guy uh he drops the item and we need the item and so let's go kill this guy like i didn't know yeah remember it's wait it actually is the wait yeah it's the crips and the bloods oh [ __ ] stranglethorn is yeah what the hell is this man oh my god horton alliance yeah pull them apart in the darkspear well they were a tribe of the biggest betas in all of stranglethorn really their small size and peaceful nature made them easy targets for the other tribes that history was filled with famine and brutal [ __ ] dudes in battle eventually the tribe had enough torment and sailed off into the sunset where they'd eventually joined the horde them migrating actually happened after the dark portal was opened so hundreds and hundreds of years in the future but i just wanted to mention it now to make the video go smoother okay so the darkspear got uh they got basically pushed away they're like you know what we don't have time for you guys and they killed the trolls in the name of the horde yeah exactly man those guys are [ __ ] i mean make the story time go smoother anyways hundreds of years pass and up in the north the humans of stormwind want to expand their kingdom at this time marathon wren was the king of stormwind and his tactic was just to have a bunch of troops set up camps and stranglethorn yeah and just turtle up like it's a game of warsong gulch okay baratheon thought that this would be the best non-aggressive tactic and the trolls would kind of just let them begrudgingly stay there but that was definitely not the case the total rating parties grew larger and larger and eventually they'd even slip past the human offenses and raid their settlements what the [ __ ] so what was king barathen wren's response kill them all i uh just keep playing defensively guys what we got this spoilers they did not have it they just let that happen more and more frustrated with his father's non-aggressive approach and strongly advocated the humans bring the fight to the trolls before more innocence died yeah the breaking point was when a troll raiding party breached into the farmlands of westfall burned down a total of three towns to the ground eventually the trolls would be killed off but it was clear that something needed the change that's disgusting that you know what they should have done they should have built a wall they should have built a wall the trolls wouldn't be able to get over there i don't know why they didn't think of that that would have just solved the whole [ __ ] situation and nobody'd have to worry about it at all like the trolls will be over there we'd be over here and you know that's it who pays for it the trolls do the king gathered only the most intelligent nobles and came up with a plan okay hello citizens of stormwind yeah what up i have decided in order to stop these invading savages breaching our lands we must continue to play defensively and let oh my gosh thank you yo this guy's what prince lane was livid with his father's decision so he decided to take matters into his own hands behind his father's back prince lane lothar commander of the alliance yeah and ventured into stranglethorn yep end this war let's take care of these stupid [ __ ] here's the deal medivh is powerful he is like powerful powerful he's right he's the chosen one who should be protecting the whole world from catastrophic events exactly this whole petty war between trolls and humans was far below what he was destined to do so when the three of them snuck in the stranglethorn he just [ __ ] destroyed the trolls and their leaders this got deleted man [ __ ] him hey [ __ ] him dude thank god somebody took care of this situation [Music] yeah that's exactly how that's exactly how i know didn't know medivh was that powerful and the three of them dusted off their hands and went back to start our job here is done all right but you guys didn't do anything that's okay yep but the gurubashi were not going to take this beating just lying it is what it is shortly after an overwhelming army of trolls push forward to the gates of storm i should have killed them all confessed to his father what he and his two allies did behind his back yeah and the king made the honorable decision to not to play defensively for once and oh blindly charged into the heart of the troll army to kill their leader and um died in the process yo this guy's a dumbass man like no wonder you never talk about him in the lord this guy's stupid like yeah and like i don't know like why didn't they just call medivh be like hey man uh can you like do one of those fireball things again they're back yeah they're they're back yeah they're back again you teleport on over just get rid of them you know you're king by the way that was it no that guy's an [ __ ] [ __ ] prince lane felt like he was responsible for his father's death yeah kind of medivh for another get out of jail free card and medivh agreed hey that's right dude and then all the trolls got utterly destroyed that's right it's like to say that gurubashi probably could have won if the humans didn't have a i don't know the warcraft version of superman on their team yeah so i think it's a bit unbalanced well the guy's like gandalf right i mean medivh's like he's basically like gandalf he's like super [ __ ] powerful like gandalf doesn't even do anything in lord of the rings he just just walks around right but this guy's like way way he's like super overpowered like it doesn't even matter at all yeah gandalf the white exactly like [ __ ] 1v1 to balrog it's like yes don't worry about it and it's just of course if they have medivh they're going to win of course yeah fortunately 70 years or so passed and the dark portal is opened and the gerbashi finally get the taste of victory the bleeding hollow clan attempted to take over stranglethorn but surprisingly the trolls pushed them out which i know amazing the trolls actually have the abilities so let me just okay there we go anyways where was i still weak inside you know what just [ __ ] it bro we're just gonna worship a car players go in we kill a bunch of trolls and hooks oh yeah cataclysm we didn't do that one boss named jindo the hexer enslaves a car and renames himself into jindo the god breaker yup this guy was easy to kill this is a joke and over time the gurubashi have just been whittled down more and more yep easy very easy the gurubashi like these guys are real losers like i didn't understand how big a losers they were i thought they were just you know your run-of-the-mill losers but these are actually like professional losers i'd say that i feel sorry for them but i don't because they're trolls and trolls are stupid and they that that's all there is to it yeah [ __ ] them man yeah actual yeah [ __ ] them like no trolls are just dumb like there's there's no like zando ra trolls are cool and all the rest of them like they spend their whole time getting cucked like they got cucked by the night elves it's like it's just sad man it's just [ __ ] sad witch doctor by the name of will jamba had a vision of the zandalari empire's downfall his vision was false by the way stupid so in preparations for this day event he and the remaining gurubashi trolls and foundations and zandalar and used them for slave labor to stockpile rations of food that is smart word players put a stop to this and massacre the girabashi trolls who are basically used as cannon fodder and that's the gurubashi why not just kill the guy that was mind controlling him i know so what come along we don't want to be late i hear if we get front row for the scalping ceremony we might even be in the bloody splash zone okay that will be exciting we kill him too yeah i just kill them first seems like a better idea but okay okay so uh mr arklin is there any happy story about the trolls no what i mean of course probably let me see what is it no no oh yeah no wait wait a minute what part is that during classic after classic and then they're dead okay all right oh i see they were alive and then now they're dead no step on my face please oh my god no oh no what is this censored wait what the [ __ ] are they naked or not oh yeah those are the dancing ones yeah this is the story of the moss flare tribe okay what these guys in back during the second war a lot of forest trolls allied what is this the horde at this time was an extremely powerful but also extremely volatile [ __ ] yeah dude backstabbing the horde was [ __ ] happy was badass so after the war many of the trolls broke off from the horde and preferred to stay very isolationist and kill any other race on site yep this is what the moss flares did this tribe of trolls was on the border of the human lands of lordaeron and during the third war it was absolutely ravaged by the plague of undeath oh yeah i still see this as a great threat that would surely come for them as well but the trolls saw an amazing opportunity battered and bruised the moss flares were on the sidelines poking them with a stick to ensure the pink skins downfall and while the plague didn't have an effect on the trolls it was hard jesus that it did these guys are [ __ ] environment and the creatures within it yeah unfortunately a troll hunting party killed some animals and feasted white flags they just ate was cursed by a lich that turned them all into undead what so plague infected grain doesn't work on trolls first bare ass now that that works on trolls so these guys are [ __ ] undead so you're saying the only trolls that actually came out ahead are all undead this is actually sad i didn't realize trolls are so dumb and was compelled to return back to the moss flares home of zul mashar and infect his whole tribe during classic the encampment is filled with shallow graves signifying that the moss flares were easily brought to their knees by this infectious disease oh my god think of it wow that seems familiar happy at all wow down south a bit there is the revan tusk in the vile branch oh yeah the rev tusk have actually remained allies with the horde which gives the horde a foothold in the hinterlands and the trolls a ridiculous amount of firepower that's right problem is the rev tusk are seen as cowards for bending a knee to such disgusting horde films true in the financial branch tribe has taken a liking to kidnapping these trolls oh and using them for sacrifices but since the rev tuscar allies with the player character of course the vile branch gets annihilated so we just killed them okay well problem solved i guess that's the happening troll story in history okay great [Music] that's high speaker malachros he's the last drakari troll in all of azeroth yeah and he's also the grumpiest with good reason an immensely powerful empire located in what we'd as well call northrend the empire was well known for their strong connection to the loa and established the lands of zul'drak which was filled with monolithic temples and complex aqueducts the jokari lived in relative peace for thousands of years but we all know these trolls were not the only residents in northrend yeah oh it's the lich king yeah i remember him that guy's an [ __ ] [Music] during the wrath of the lich king arthas and his scourge armies were at home oh [ __ ] the undead threat eclipsed over the drakari's once mighty empire don't get me wrong the drakari empire was strong but at the end of the day it was a bunch of trolls with sticks fighting against a floating necropolis that can shoot laser beams damn man so it's like i feel like the problem with these trolls is like what happened with them is that they never level up in the story like they never actually get smarter in the story or do anything different in the story it's like basically um you know at the beginning they were in charge and then everybody else out leveled them and now they're just kind of like they're like npcs and you just kill him that's pretty much all there is to it besides no besides the zandalari the zandalari your badasses but all the rest of them they were just uh you know just clowns these guys just getting completely out level [Applause] which is now infested with the lich king's undead minions yeah of course the end of the dungeon there is a troll named drakaru who betrays his people and the lich king grants him power which makes him big and scary but uh meanwhile us as the player character and then we kill him awkwardly watch uh while this whole event is yeah that was kind of weird or anything about it but despite the keep being easily disposed of the drakari would not give up that easily deep within the capital of gundrac fanatical prophets have begun sacrificing their own gods for untold power what a power that is the only thing stopping the trolls from being fully consumed by the might of the scourge what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's brutal who needs gods when we are gods i'm the literal [ __ ] god these trolls are now fueled with oh jeez uh wait wait that's what platinum wow wanted me to record it takes so much to like people grab my dick and just grab me at conventions and i don't even think twice about it i'm like okay like i'm not offended or anything i'm just like okay or people just like do weird [ __ ] yeah it's like okay and these guys they'll do this and they act like they're doing it for content it's so cringe like it's the most cringe thing ever what are you talking about me on stream what what hi hey he's platinum wow that wasn't was that you mcconnell mcconnell dragged me in here that wasn't you was it yeah it's me no i know it's you but was that you oh yeah totally no it wasn't which convention was it at what was today uh uh oh is that the furry convention last year in anaheim i thought we weren't supposed to talk about that yeah sorry yeah that's what i thought when's the next video okay i need some more content for my stream see here's the deal okay i came here because i need your help for the next video okay okay so i've been looking around for like an hour or so trying to find a clip of you saying that you are a literal [ __ ] god and i can't find it i know you say it all the time and i'm surprised i couldn't find it but what i need from you right now is for you to say it and i also need like you to go on full cam so i can get your face too all right for the video okay is this good perfect i wonder if you could just like look to the left a little bit and then say your line i'm the literal [ __ ] god perfect is that good perfect i like it i like it thank you thank you i appreciate it i look forward to seeing the video we're going to start all craft in just a minute so i'm going to hop by the channel all right all right have fun talk to you yeah that's what he wanted me to [ __ ] record [ __ ] gods i'm the literal [ __ ] god yeah that's about right i pretty much like it's it's unfortunate that you know like they decided to make me a five-man dungeon boss that gets deleted but that's okay it's good enough all right yeah yeah this is great man who needs gods when we are gods i'm the literal [ __ ] god these trolls are now fueled with incredible unmatched strength and their hubris but also the argent dawn yeah ebb and blade yeah they're getting destroyed to kill the trolls they just want to kill the scourge just like the drakari and this is the biggest mistake that drakkari ever made before this means that they're at war with the player character oh we haven't lost in 15 goddamn that's right dude we go into gun drag and before we just wipe the [ __ ] floor we need to talk about the tail since this oh yeah deception players have talked about this giant can't i think what they said is like oh we don't know we just put that in there because we thought it looked cool no if you look over the cliff there's a he gets a wiggly snake tail so i brought a screenshot my god of it uh i blew it up look at that dude that's the first sign of the return of the titans and medivh will become them uh the forums will behold that actually happened that that actually happened though oh [ __ ] i was going to leave agra and start jaina i don't know what the hell that's nick bro for one medicine was probably drunk and two what if he just what if he was just telling the truth like what if he was actually just there telling the truth the thing is but it's kind of cool okay well i guess it's just there to look cool yeah that's uh let's go kill some crazy trolls okay great toes on fire it's gonna ring your flesh this this is my favorite dungeon to do back in uh in wrath much i love this dungeon i hated that [ __ ] achievement nope get [ __ ] i'm literal [ __ ] dead the drakari's downfall and wrath of the lich king is probably the biggest troll downfall in the history of azeroth in bfa there's exactly one drakari alive named malacrosse yeah one single troll who has to carry the weight of his fallen empire that sucks alone longing for the snowy mountains of northrend where his people once lived that's sad peace but we kill them all so [ __ ] them damn but you know what kids [ __ ] maybe a lesson can be learned about all these stories these guys that just got caught in this crazy world of azeroth filled with an endless amount of things wanting to kill you yeah we need each other uh-huh being alone and unaccepting of others only leads to your downfall our differences are our biggest strengths and if we just use the power of friendship i don't i like how he never asked me to find a clip where i'm dead because i say that all the time everything about like the irony of that like i i the literal guy like yeah that's fine but the other stuff is not uh that's not it you just said it yeah [ __ ] man we can defeat the forces evil yes we can and for all of course we can welcome one and all to the annual scalping ceremony oh that's exciting a ceremony where we will show that the troll empires will never bend the knee for others never and to start this ceremony we shall begin with the non-believers oh [ __ ] damn that's not good attention kids trolls are known for their masterful scalp [Music] gosh yo this is brutal there it is and that's why we kill him what i need from you right now it's for you to say it and i also need like you to go on full cam so i can get your face too i wonder if you could just like look to the left a little bit and then say your line up to the platinum mouse [Music] true though true though true i'll take it i'll i'll take it okay all right that's a that was a good video guys i i gotta say that's a good that's a oh god uh every troll tribe in history big empire get beat up sacrifice things for power then get killed by the players yep that's the way it goes boys [ __ ] them and uh damn trolls were all doping up they did not catch a break you think that because their race is so ancient they'd have a variety of stories but nah nah man like the trolls they're just they're not good like they're just not good they're they're just you know low quality uh just not good it's all there is to it went up by eight cages then yeah yeah i think so i mean i think it's just because i refreshed it though to be honest uh but yeah the video is really really [ __ ] good uh every i like it because the funniest thing about it to me is the fact that a lot of this is actually true it's not like some kind of [ __ ] or anything like that all this stuff is actually true they did level up they're called elves now that's [ __ ] true dude that is true damn uh trolls your ally with non-trolls are weak the philosophy of trolls who do nothing but lose yeah dude they're trying to hold each other down man god that's sad like these guys really this is [ __ ] sad actually happening yeah it's so [ __ ] bad man uh oh my god when's the pre-patch coming out uh it's gonna come out tomorrow man yeah it's basically it uh holy [ __ ] man let me see here so um what is there so they're just trolling oh they're just trolling around medivh the hard carry as well yeah like medivh just [ __ ] he just deleted all the trolls that i mean i don't know why i just didn't they didn't finish the job uh that's it yeah um anyway the video was really really good i loved it it was very very funny everything about it i i think the best part about it is the fact that is is the fact that all of it is like apparently [ __ ] true like that's the funniest thing to me is that all this [ __ ] actually happened in the game and this is the legitimate war in the game it's not like some kind of like weird [ __ ] you know oh we made this [ __ ] up etc whatever platinum hey what's up man if you're in chat uh yeah dude uh this was some good [ __ ] this was some really really really good [ __ ] [Music]

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Length: 29min 16sec (1756 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 13 2020