7 Horrible Weapons You're Definitely the Bad Guy for Using: Commenter Edition

recently we shared some of the most horrible weapons we've used during our long and storied careers of killing things in video games and instead of recoiling in horror and telling our mums many of you chimed in with suggestions of your own for video game weapons that you are definitely the bad guy for using there were all terrible terrible people enjoy and beware spoilers for the following games [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello friends have you ever gazed up into the night sky and wondered at the possibility of life on other planets what marvelous beings might exist out there hands extended in friendship awaiting the moment when we humans take our first tentative steps into space one of the biggest questions facing humankind is about our place in the universe are we alone is there other intelligent life out there and if there is what would first contact look like well if we're lucky it won't look anything like 2005 Destroy All Humans in which he plays an alien invader called Krypto who must harvest human brain stems to gather DNA to stop his species from going extinct vaporize them crypto unfortunately for Humanity not all of Kryptos DNA extraction methods were as humane as the good old sci-fi Raygun as noted by commented James Anthony who says two words anal probe Thank You makers of Destroy All Humans or rather no thank you makers of Destroy All Humans if you happen to be one of the unlucky humans on the receiving end of this weapon which does exactly what you'd imagine based on the name sidebar not quite sure why aliens are so interested in human butts unless aliens don't have butts and they're trying to develop their own butt technology in which case I guess that's fair carry on anyway this weapon enters where you'd imagine but in a particularly unnecessary twist extracts the victims brain via the same roots which I mean come on aliens the human head has five holes can you use one of those [Music] honestly I expected a more mature attitude from the makers of destroy humans and its sequel destroy all humans Big Willie unleashed I probably should have been a tip-off to be honest now I know what you're thinking can I still rely on my swords and spells and sneak in and all that nonsense sure sure or you could use the Webber Jack huh huh didn't see that coming did you don't get me wrong there are lots of truly heinous conventional ways for turning a living person into coffin filler but the magical Skyrim weapon known as the Webber Jack provides new and excitingly unpleasant opportunities to murder people with a tasty side of existential horror as noted by commenter Ricky Rivers the third who says what about the Webber Jack from Skyrim you can doom someone to a life of being a sweet roller a chicken or a pile of gold to clarify the Webber Jack is a staff created by the Daedric Prince of madness himself that's right it's your boy hey Gareth feel free to keep the water Jack as a symbol of my urges and old shanxi isn't about to craft a magical staff that just throws extra large fireballs like that basic macaroons dagon this one the Wamba Jack is an unpredictable weapon that reflects the mystical chaos of Sheikh Iraq himself by dispensing powerful magic spells at random so when the wielder of the waba jack blasts their victim with this thing they have no control over whether it hits them with a thunderbolt or if it turns them invisible but the quality of the Weber duck that takes it from capriciously weird to nightmarishly horrible is its ability to transform its target into a chicken or a bunch of books or a harmless sweet roll and I'll tell you why in my headcanon at least the weber jack victim who has been transubstantiated into a delicious pastry remains sentient and aware in there helpless as fallout new vegas dlc old world blues begins you discovered that you've had your brain heart and spine removed by a bunch of scientists brains who have a questionable understanding of human anatomy just [Music] let's just be thankful they didn't attempt to toe ectomy you'd have thought having your own brain popped out of your skull and crammed in a jar would give you a little sympathy for others that have suffered the same fate and if that were the case you absolutely wouldn't use the kay 9000 weapon from the very same dlc as proposed by commented dino 3 2 to 5 for fallout has a number of dubious weapons such as energy weapons that turn you to ash or goop but remember the k 9000 / Fido a dog had to give its life so it's brain can help you aim yes the K 9000 is a sort of minigun that for reasons still unknown to us has a targeting system that's run by a dog's brain in a jar brilliant if you want to shoot sticks frisbees and the neighbor's cat if you ask us though this seems an exceptionally cruel fate for a loyal pooch trapped in a gun for all eternity never to enjoy walkies again but judging by what happened to that guy no shortage of dog food the canine thousand might be an effective weapon but you definitely aren't gonna feel good about using it there's even a picture of the dog who presumably lent its grey matter to the targeting system right there on the gun just to remind you of the terrible thing you're doing and to make you feel even worse it has little metal dog ears that perk up when enemies are around and an adorable nose that sifts around looking for baddies no tail low presumably because it would spend all its time trying to shoot that as well [Music] 1997 Shadow Warrior did for casual racism what Duke Nukem 3d did for casual sexism a lot of it one thing that the game did do right though was innovative weaponry the main character who was we regretfully inform you called lo Wang had access to a bunch of cool artillery to off his demonic foes including sticky bombs and an honest-to-goodness nuke launcher it was another of his weapons that caught the eye of commented Grand Master Yao however who says how about the Guardian head in Shadow Warrior I mean you changed the type of attack depending on the finger you stick into its back as Grand Master Yao notes one of the tougher enemies in Shadow Warrior is the ten-foot green shrek looking body known as the guardian not only do these brutes carry swords they can also shoot fireballs out of their eyes they can deal significant damage if they hit you but being the resourceful stereotype that he is low Wang can harness that power for his own ends in the most icky way imaginable if you defeat a guardian you're able to lop its head off with your katana and then jam your hand into the back of it to use it like a portable flamethrower as if that wasn't gross enough lo can shift his fingers around in the back of the skull with different configurations producing different patterns of fireballs I get that the guardians are evil gross monsters but as I mentioned earlier lo Wang you have loads of other weapons that a more powerful and B don't require you to thoroughly disinfect your hands after you use them can use one of them instead alright now it has been difficult the court of King autumn our shades of my former existence proud and self-absorbed surrounded by all the finery of the rare secure Michael the best vampires came from flood oh man legacy of kain is equal parts bloodlust cheekbones and superiority complex out of my way peasant the stench of the fields hangs over you like a pall in addition to those three key pillars of vampirism Kane is up to his glowing red eyeballs in magical artifacts we're reminded of the most extra and deplorable of these by commenter mr. Fattah NGO who says employed from legacy of kain third omen may count as described by Kane himself and I quote hmm in fact actually why don't I let Kane break it down to you of all the methods I employ this is perhaps the cruelest causing my victims body to shrink on itself crushing bones and rupturing organs till the pressure inside bursts the sack of fleshy skin spraying its contents okay jeez that is TMI too much implosion to reiterate implode is an artifact Kane collects and uses to fire a magical projectile on impact said projectile causes the hapless target body to rapidly compress like a star collapsing into a black hole or a cow in a car crusher with the result has described being ruptured organs explosive blood spray and a whole bunch of screaming the fact that Kane himself recognizes implode as the cruelest of all is variously cruel methods is a good sign it is not for those with weak stomachs or qualms about doing really horrible magic murder the other drawback obviously is that Kane is going to have a hell of a time drinking all that blood now that it's soaked into the carpet and onto the walls and these are the upholstery of any nearby soft furnishings have you tried and hear me out biting them on the neck [Music] how do you feel about swarms of things good well I hope it's not bad because if it is you're going to have a hard time with this next one as suggested by commenter Caitlin Arcee who says the rat swarm ability from Dishonored still features in my nightmares yes for a game which encourages you to play in a stealthy non-lethal fashion dishonored sure does include a bunch of horrible ways to murder people ranging from teleporting across a room and stabbing them to chucking a canister of explosive whale oil at their face don't even get us started on the non-lethal options so I'm gonna shave their heads to cut out their tongues but I'm in one of their own stinking mines I'll take the whale oh thanks nastiest of all however is the power known as devouring swarm in which you harness the almost limitless power of these supernatural being known as the outsider to summon up a horrible driving cloud of rats most people's top family feud' answer for name something you would hate to encounter a swarm of rats being rats they instantly set about eating your luckless target alive although to be fair the alive part doesn't last super long the eating part does though and the rats carry on way past the point most players will have had a quiet word with themselves about their life choices and decided to try the non-lethal route next time oh yeah all right whale oil it is this is real space isn't empty silent I don't see the like I look up at night we're pretty fond of critically-acclaimed 2019 sci-fi open-world exploration game the outer world not to be confused with the outer wilds which is a critically acclaimed 2019 sci-fi open-world exploration game ah yeah I see the problem anyway the outer worlds is the one that basically plays like a Fallout game only in space much like a Fallout game the outer worlds is crammed with weird wonderful and morally dubious weaponry and also much like in a Fallout game you can use those weapons on pretty much anybody friend or foe but the reason you're the bad guy isn't just Horning in on fallouts racket there is one weapon in particular that you should feel especially conflicted about using that's the mandibular rearranger which to be honest doesn't look hugely intimidating it looks like all the least dangerous bits of a lightsaber that aren't the actual lightsaber firing taking heat is here to put us right though the mandibular rearranger from the outer worlds literally rearranges your atoms I know it's new but that seems like a worthy inclusion what kinky doesn't specify though is which atoms it's these ones the mandibular rearranger actually does very little damage at all what it does do is slow the victim down and simultaneously mangle their face as if the character creator sliders have all gone haywire it's given the low amount of physical harm you've inflicted chances are your target will still be alive to spend the rest of their miserable existence only moving extremely slowly and with the face like the reflection in a carnival Hall of Mirrors just think of the problems you've caused them traveling on their old passport hat shopping I could go on fitting through narrow doorways it turns out the mandibular rearranger is the result of a bug that developer obsidian thought was too hilarious not to include in the game somehow but I don't think you'd find it particularly funny if this happened to you makes you wonder who the real monster is the guy with the monster face or you it's you obviously thank you for watching that video and if you're ready to learn about some more weapons why not how about this video from outside Xbox which is about all the jet weapons that were actually surprisingly effective for like novel gimmick things and then there's this video from outside extra I don't check that channel out this video it's got all five of us me my candy Luke and Ellen in it and it's about all the music the most irritating music games that we still can't get out of our heads so enjoy that it's got some Tetris music in it

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Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2019