- Disney's got some secret's, huh? - Let's talk about that. (fun theme music) (fire blazing) Good Mythical Morning. - Rhett, when a quarterback
wins a Superbowl what does he say? - I have a concussion,
take me to the hospital. And I should probably seek another career. - Yes, but also, "I'm
going to Disney World." - Oh, yeah, that. - Because it's the happiest
place on earth, but did you know that the happiest place on
earth has got some secrets that they try to keep low-key. But today I'mma make
'em high key, (laughs). As I test you. It's time for ♫ Can you fill ♫ This this blank today ♫ With a Disney Fact That sounded more like
Luther Vandross than Elton John.
- Yeah. I think Luther covered
that song in his later years, didn't he? - If you fill four of these
blanks with the correct Disney secret word
- Yeah. That's appropriate. And it's not one word,
there's a different one for every question. - I understand. - And there's four of 'em
that you have to get right. - Yeah. - In order to win a
special prize that I won't reveal quite yet. - I'm good at filling blanks. - Alright, play along. In 2001, Disney required
that all cast members playing costume park characters must
wear blank, which they would return at the end of the day. - Wear. - Mhm. - What does somebody who's in a mascot outfit need? - Oh, let's not call 'em
mascots, let's call 'em cast members.
- Okay, characters. - Cast members.
- Cast members. You don't need a watch. - (laughing) That's a great guess. (crew laughs) Hey, return that watch. - Well, I mean, - I think Mickey had a watch. - I wanna say diaper, but why
would you return at the end of the day? Like after you fill that blank... - That's a good guess though,
why don't you go with it? - I'm going to. (laughs) - You're close but it's not
a diaper, it's previously worn communal underwear. - Communal underwear? - Communal underwear. Apparently normal underwear
would bunch up and become visible under the cast
member's suit, the costume. So Disney made cast members
wear company cycling shorts or tights, and jock straps - Oy.
- Which they had to hand in at the end of the day to
be washed with their costume. - No diapers though. - No actual diapers. - A jock strap doesn't make a good diaper. (laughs) (whooshes)
- You can try it. (whooshes) - Just goes right through it.
- Speaking of which, you still gotta gt four right
but if you do, you win the communal Good Mythical Morning underwear - Oh, look at that.
- That the cast has been wearing. - That won't bunch up. (laughs) - They've been laundered but
they've also been worn by every cast member. - Oh, that's exciting. - Throughout the past few weeks. The Haunted Mansion has
captured the attention of Disney World guests since it opened
in 1971 but that's not the only thing it's captured. Over the years the Mansion
has been illegally covered in people's blank. - Well my mind always goes
straight to the gutter. - And what's in the gutter? - Pee, urine. - I almost peed on it. - But who's got enough
time to whip it out while on that ride? You know what I'm saying?
(crew chuckles) I'm so scared on that ride,
I can't get anything out. I'm actually not scared
at the Haunted Mansion. Pee, it can't be pee. - "I'm actually not scared at
the Haunted Mansion, I wanna "make sure that you do know that." (crew laughs) For the record. - I feel like people write stuff. People deface it.
- Graffiti? - Graffiti, I'm going with graffiti. - No Rhett, the correct
answer is human ashes. I have heard of this before. The practice of people
scattering loved ones remains has become so common that it has
an official code name for employees, and that is white powder alert. Yeah, "Got a white powder
alert," and they have to clean it up. 'Cause they don't just leave it there. - Well, good. - Incidentally, people also
dump their loved one's ashes all over Autopia but nobody
cares 'cause that ride sucks. - I don't even know what that is. - Exactly.
(crew laughs) - Never heard of it. - It's one of the oldest rides at Disney. It has human ashes all over it.
- Okay. (laughs) - Disney Land has always been
a giant playground for kids but when it first opened in
'55 it had a little playground for adults too. - Whoa. - Know as the intimate
apparel shop, a lingerie store on Main Street. When you entered the store you
were greeted by a mechanical mascot known as The blank of blanks. - What, I mean, come on now. - Two blanks. You got double the chances of
being right because I'm gonna give you credit for either one. - Let me put myself into
a intimate apparel shop. The blank of blanks.
- A mechanical mascot. A robot greeted you. He was known as The blank of blanks. - The Thong of Thongs. (crew laughs) My favorite book of the bible. (laughs) Final answer. - That would be Song of Songs. Okay, no.
(buzzes) It is The Wizard of Bras. (laughs) - Well, yeah.
- Can you imagine? - I mean, come on. The Thong of Thongs, The Wizard of Bras. - This mechanical wizard stood
on a revolving stage with a tape recording of him giving
you a tour of the lingerie. (laughs) I'm so sad this is gone. - Yeah. - There are other Disney
stores that are no longer around either. - I could be The Wizard of Bras for you. - You could?
- Yeah. - Do it. - Oh, well, I mean, later. (crew laughs) Off the record. - Nope, you just missed your chance. The other Disney stores that
are no longer there include Gepetto's Stilettos, Buzz's Light Beer, and Jafar-maceuticals. (crew laughs) - Ah. Ah. - When Walt Disney was
constructing his theme park he thought of everything including
garbage can placement. - Yeah, he was a nut. - There's never a garbage can
more than 30 steps away from you because that approximately
how many steps it took Walt to blank a blank. (crew laughs) Again, you have double the chances. - It could be anything. - To blank a blank. - To pop a squat. (crew laughs) - 30 steps. 30 steps to pop a squat. - To work up turd? I mean, there's all kinds of
things that could happen in 30 steps.
- Earlier, earlier than that. - Break a sweat. (laughs) - (laughing) No. Give me another guess. - I don't have one, man. Get a cramp? - Alright, I'll fill in the first blank. Eat a. 'Cause then you gotta throw it away. - Eat a corn dog. - I'll give you half a point. It's a hotdog. - Oh, full, oh, no, aye. Give me full points, man. - I'll give you a full point. I'll give him a full point
even though he didn't know that.
- Yeah, I have no chance if you don't give me a full point. - Incidentally, my bathroom
is one chalupa away from my kitchen table. (crew laughs)
- Oh. Ew, don't eat chalupas in the bathroom. - And the whole place smells
like popcorn on purpose. - Yep, I know about that. - But there is no popcorn sold in Disney.
- I knew that secret. - Sometimes the happiest
place on earth isn't filled with happy people. If you were an obnoxious jerk,
Disney employees warn each other about you calling you a blank guest. Guest. - I feel like I have a good
intuitive guess on this one. I'm going Snow White
and the Seven Dwarves. Grumpy. That's a Disney thing. We got a grumpy guest. - No, that's not quite
passive aggressive enough. The correct answer is treasured guest. - What? - Yes. - I'm never going back. - Yeah, obnoxious jerks are
called treasured guests but at Six Flags they call you
every person who has ever attended Six Flags. - Oh. Hey, come on, I like the coasters. - From 1989 to 2009,
that was a great decade, Disney employed Splash Mountain--
- It was a couple of decades. - That's true. - Yeah.
(crew laughs) Apparently it went by really fast for you. - Well somewhere in those two
decades is one great decade. - Okay, alright. - Disney employed Splash
Mountain Screeners whose only job was to search through the
Splash Mountain ride photos for blank before displaying
them on the video screens. - It's gotta be something
that's, you know, obscene, right? You got nip-slips. That happens on a log ride,
that's happened to me. Other things can come out
too, but that's usually-- The camera keeps things. - Gotta keep your log
flumed on the log ride. - But people love to flip the bird. People love to flip the
bird right at that camera. - You sure you don't wanna
go to your first intuition? - Nip-slips, birds, and
other obscene things. - Those are two different things, choose. - I'll go with nip-slip. - I will give you the answer
because it is rogue genitalia. - Oh, really? - It is not the bird,
so I was gonna give it. - How do you get it above the bar? - Including the top rack of the oven.
- That's not genitalia. (crew laughs) - (laughing) It's not? - No. I just revealed my upper genitalia. - It is both though, right, Kevin? It's both.
- For all this time you thought that '89 to 2009
was one decade and you thought that your boobs were genitalia? We need to talk more and
you need to listen more. - I think in the most general
term boobs are also genitalia and you can't tell me any different. - So I was right the first time. Nip-slip. - In 1960 there was a Mexican
restaurant at Disneyland called Casa de Fritos. Using discarded tortillas, they
made chips which were a hit with the customers. These chips went on to become
famously known as blank. I'll give the underwear
if you get this one right. I want you to have this underwear so bad. - I mean the answer seems so obvious. - Casa de Fritos. - Cheetos. No. Fritos. Fritos, the chips, man. It's a house of Fritos and
then they become known as Frito-Lay chips, man. Fritos. - I'm sorry, Rhett.
(buzzes) The correct answer is actually Doritos. Can you believe it?
- Oh! - But Fritos is a brand. - I know it's confusing but
they became known as Doritos. - So boobs are genitalia
and Fritos are Doritos? - Yes, this is the world that I live in.
- Learn something new everyday. - But I'm right about this one. - Alright.
- They also collected all the discarded corn dog
sticks and tried to sell them as Tinkerbell's magic wands. But that didn't work. - No, I bet it didn't. Well, Link, you can have the underwear. I didn't want 'em anyway. - Yeah, I'll keep the underwear. - Wear 'em anytime you want. - But we all know more secrets about Disney World.
- Put 'em on your lower genitalia. (crew laughs) - Thank you for liking,
commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is. - I'm Keidi. - And I'm Craig. - And we're here in Disney
World, Orlando, Florida. - [Both] And it's time to
spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - Get all your communal apparel over at RhettandLink.com/store. That includes Boiled For Safety t-shirts. Not that underwear. Also the boiled for safety mug. You can wear that on
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