25 Funniest Bill Hader Impressions

if I walk into this kitchen and I see a cantaloupe on that table all right now bill dance dance get up and dance like Dirty Dancing get up like Dirty Dancing right now and I'm like what it's not a strip saw my dirty dancing it goes yes be like dirty dancing remember like dirty dancing Patrick Swayze be like Patrick Swayze Jennifer gray up in the air we all were like we all lost it yeah Swayze you idiot Harry Styles for the personal trainer [Laughter] now you could put more on than that go ahead you could put more on than no dude try it no take it off take it off see let me start by saying I have nothing against guns and I'm not just saying that because I look like a bullet I mean if this guy can walk out of a gun store without answering some questions something has gone wrong I mean they make me answer five questions at the deli I went to Kansas City with Alec and Marcy to try to get vtk killer off death row [Applause] they said here comes BTK I go you know his name is Dennis human beat and wanted a yeah IV like I was at Natanz II with Mick and jeffrey dahmer [Laughter] we had this young man was our waiter and he left and and Jeffrey said I have to go to the bathroom I see of course you do I like to buy a dozen donuts with this gift certificate and I'd also like your biggest bottle of yoohoo I'm sorry I see how much of the donuts without the gift certificate I see 1978 I was living with Paul Simon and Ted Bundy cause we were with the serial killer yeah how dark is crowded I know this is a really crap [Applause] [Applause] the mosquito is half filled with blood and flexes it [Applause] [Applause] yeah hey what are you looking at but it why don't you make like a tree and get out of here you know that that is a great line it is so great the stuff you guys are doing with the 50s and everything I know I had jackets like this annually Laemmle on the old guy I heard you two nutless liberal a sweet Bayes mention my name earlier and when I hear my name three times I appear like a Goomba Beetlejuice Puff the Magic Dragon huffed and puffed and then kept puffing and puffed some more and then he like got some Oreos with his friends that puffs aboard then like he watched Jerry Springer for like five days I'm four and a half father this is the bombing do I need to pull up on now baby so much fun I want to watch doc McStuffins hello I'm Bob Simon sometimes here 60 minutes you pull the short straw there for two years wheel does not to roll your way I heard about my new assignment I thought where am I going the White House that couple over have no I was then 8,000 miles away to hellhole Africa to cover Jaguar poacher Murphy has this real kind of singsong way but he always gets things he's like an old kind of news reporter he always gets stories about like young kids like murdering each other so be like you know Katie and Cara were BFFs I just bought the new future raw album that has just dropped and they were smoking cush and twerking like just trying to fit in there lol's quickly turned to WTF fred talks his hands and he just talks about portland all the time I love Portland I fly over there I have my apartment you're gonna order a lemonade for me little child and if you don't order a lemonade for me you're right to hell yo he says you could have a drinking game with this every time he'll kill this it goes so your father dead now most people when I find a dead body in their house they call 9-1-1 John Travolta in that he always uses his hands his hands are just so it's like they're only made to handle teacups like a little teapot I went down to Venice Beach we're in the 60s a band taught us that if we work hard we can't break on through to the other side oh please don't no please don't do that oh oh oh oh please I can't jump that high in the air but like a boat one hand like this I can do that it's not if you can see me but Kendrick tell me what happened what can I say I like to kill kill like a comedian at the Apollo so I waited for Elroy and when I saw him I took a machete oh you gotta and I hacked him to death and I'm the one who did it yeah yeah I think I did a dying conte on you want me to do it again yeah Sawyer you saw your father shot in the face I must been a while so I don't care for bomber runs the ball or Romney throws a touchdown or Ron Paul kicks a field goal that's tiny little chicken legs I'll tell you right now though I put in Santorum in the game he can stand on the sidelines do it cheers in his little sweater vests oh honey job interview I can play the guitar and that's about it [Applause]

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Length: 8min 48sec (528 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 09 2019