bill hader talking about true crime for almost eleven minutes

what are your guilty pleasures what are you oh I like true crime shows hi I'm Bill Hader from the HBO show Barry and I'm gonna take a quiz to see how good my true crime knowledge is I know that she was fully involved with this head bully I have seen every episode of Forensic Files which is a true crime show which is fantastic there's a billion of them which means there's been about a billion weird murders in the United States I bet these guys there's got any Peter Thomas who narrates it and I will go to sleep to forensics I'm also single by the way on the wrong end of America Street that too creepy let's take the temperature of the room here for a second Nancy Hessel murdered her husband by hiding drugs and strawberry flavor dessert what did the media nickname the case no chick murder a Hey totally just guessed that one are you'd be a Manson girl oh yeah immediately like Charles Manson would just be like hey you know like where you want me there's always a moment in every show where they go and that's when she snapped okay snap is rad it's about it's women who kill their husbands usually and I love it because there's always a part in every show where the narrator goes and that's when she snapped I love it every time they say and that's when she snapped I'm alone in my place going yeah [Laughter] and you're the man so I go oh I'm gonna watch it British true crime show so I hid it and the first thing it said was John laughter he goes this is awful just he goes I took they took her out to the woods violated a doused her with petrol and set alight which game show did serial killer Rodney el-hawa win before he was arrested in 2010 it was I know this one it was the dating game and he won the dating game how gross is that the woman went on a date with him Morrison has that real folksy kind of way of how he's like sorry you saw your father shot in the face I'm super completely and I would sit and the Super Bowl will be on my friends be like a man you watch and the you're watching this and I'm like I know this guy's marrying an insane woman there's one where it's a woman a guy as a 9-1-1 call and i won't watch the emergency and guy goes yeah no you know my wife she she took a shot at me and but I got the gun away from her and and you know I'm okay we're all okay over here you know when they go oh well do you have another gun in the house and he goes um no I don't think oh yeah we do [Laughter] line goes dead she shot him what detail for murder of Helle crafts in spite of the Coen brothers when writing Fargo I'm gonna say because it was really famous a wood chipper hey look at that there's Dennis Murphy if you go on Dennis Murphy on Dateline to date two weeks a week ago there's this guy who had a home invasion and the people wore like these these microphones of who their voice is all like this you know and the guy was blindfolded scarred he goes told they had these these did these voices I couldn't understand and the Dennis Murphy took out the thing he goes they sound like this follow up everything and the guy goes yeah the guy seems terrified the guys like yeah don't like stop that because it's day line there's only one photo to use noting down but you having to like write all that stuff they just have the same photograph but some questions still remain how many more times can we use that photo maybe we'll put him on rollercoaster maybe we'll send him to Paris maybe we'll make him friends with big George Foreman what did Dennis Clara Suarez used to kill her orthodontist husband David Lynn Harris that the woman who ran over her husband with mercedes-benz hey hey look at that I remember that I saw I think there was a 48 hours I Murphy has this real kind of singsong way I say there are stuff we say that you didn't you haven't said but we would like you to say like a dad shot you in the face I shot me shot you a dirty look no no no he shot me with a gun and I can't walk I didn't what CLA Keith Morrison showing a house like he was a realtor this is a bungalow you know there's a three-bedroom two-bath bungalow or nothing could ever go wrong car case cause what spring events be delayed the World Series B o NB a finals Wow oh yeah it's June duh Bill not October that didn't have my October I haven't on June 12 I don't know oh man that's a bummer I can't believe it that one yeah one we like is when you say but then there was a DNA oh that pesky DNA and then you didn't say that you think I said I think you did say that we're gonna talk about the DNA oh that pesky DNA this is another thing he actually said John Mulaney texted me was like Morrison just said that pesky DNA you could have a drinking game of this every time most people when I find a dead body in their house they call 9-1-1 oh there's some victim in the other room and you're supposed to be interviewing you're like hold on I want to do a bit real quick with a guy doesn't he on SNL well we're Eileen we're hosts last words before being executed I would be back know your disease be your disease and I'm here I don't know I'll be back she said I'll be back I thought she said whatever you do don't like don't let Shirley stirone play me in a movie and then to be Hollywood did there like the head of a studio was there to watch her be executed away you know what let's do it perfect Lester still has to do that get yeah it's like he starts to believe go against this brick wall our best lifelong best friends and they're sitting on the front porch talking to the cops the day after she was killed your narration and stuff takes a lot of the edge out you're almost kind of like them used by these guys look at these dirtbag probably trouble my favorite way he actually said this and we did in this schedule he was talking to a woman and he said as this woman said you know my husband was missing and we didn't know where he was in the cops two days later they found his car and they looked in the trunk and he was in the trunk and Keith Morrison said was he all right like no he was dead yet fair one the the girlfriend I remember you in that interview you do not like her you do not like her and I was like her watching it and out loud by myself I'm like Keith does not like this woman which criminal featured and snap later published a cookbook from prison called from the big house to your house I have no idea b-boss fully totally just gets that I have no idea who that is how did I get that right and I flip em be a finals Oh Phil five out of seven man and what I should have totally gotten that one right so no one tells a story like Dateline or you thing that's so rad I know everybody I always ask you to do impressions and I'm sure that's annoying but yes

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Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 15 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/wwabc]

Oh that pesky DNA...

[u/sweeppick09]

I’ve never been able to pinpoint exactly why, but I think Hader is my favorite SNL cast member of all time.

[u/HabitRabbits]

.....and that’s when she snapped.

[u/modern-era]

The Kimmel interview where he impersonates all the minor Dateline hosts is gold.

"But you didn't do that, did ya?"

[u/5bi5]

Now we know why "Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy" exists. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Lv6t0moFY) Love that sketch.

[u/rolotony_browntown]

So she shot ya in the face.... that must have been wild

[u/DOOOOoooooRinnnnnDaa]

That pesky DNA...

[u/operarose]

His total fanboy freakout over Keith Morrison is just adorable.