>> NICE GROUP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE NICE PEOPLE. >> A NICE GROUP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK VERY SHARP. >> THANK YOU. I KNOW. I DECIDED TO DRESS UP FOR YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK NICE. >> I GET NERVOUS. I GET NERVOUS WHEN I SEE YOU. I WANT TO LOOK NICE FOR YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ATTACKED BY AN ANIMAL? IN THE WILD? >> NO. BUT WHEN I WAS -- I USED TO WORK -- WORK. I USED TO LIVE IN THIS PLACE IN L.A. THAT HAD LIKE THE -- YOU KNOW, THE WASHER AND DRYER IN THE BACK, THAT WAS IN LIKE THIS LITTLE SHED. AND IT DIDN'T HAVE A LIGHT. IT JUST HAD A LITTLE BUCKET WITH A FLASHLIGHT IN IT. AND I WOULD GO OUT THERE LATE AT NIGHT. TO DO MY LAUNDRY. AND THEN I WOULD TURN THE FLASHLIGHT ON AND YOU'D HEAR -- AND I'D LOOK OVER AND RIGHT OVER BY THE DRYER, YOU SEE A POSSUM TAIL. AND I WAS LIKE, HA, HA, ALL RIGHT, [ BLEEP ] IT! [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WORE DIRTY CLOTHES ALL THE TIME. 2000 TO 2006, DIRTY CLOTHES. >> Jimmy: ASIDE FROM THE WILDLIFE, WHAT WAS YOUR APARTMENT LIKE? WAS IT A NICE PLACE? >> NO! [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS AN EFFICIENCY. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CALL IT, YOU KNOW, A STUDIO. IT WAS LIKE YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND IT WAS JUST -- THE FAR WALL WAS RIGHT THERE. IT WAS TERRIBLE. >> Jimmy: WAS IT IN A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD? >> IT WAS AN AWFUL NEIGHBORHOOD, WESTWOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. >> ROUGH. IT WAS SO HARD. THOSE UCLA STUDENTS ARE SO MEAN. >> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY ON THURSDAY NIGHTS, OH MY GOODNESS. >> NOT MOVIE THEATERS. I WAS TERRIFIED. >> Jimmy: DID YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF? >> YES, I LIVED BY MYSELF. THAT'S WHY I WAS SO SCARED. >> Jimmy: I KNOW EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASKS YOU TO DO IMPRESSIONS. I'M SURE THAT'S ANNOYING. >> YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING I WANT TO THROW AT YOU. >> OH, BROTHER. >> Jimmy: YOU DO A LOT OF IMPRESSION A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, THEN YOU DO THEM BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE. LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. >> YEAH, THANKS. >> Jimmy: THOSE KIND OF THINGS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AL PACINO. I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DO THEM. WHAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO IS TO THINK, DIP AS DEEP INTO YOUR BAG AS YOU CAN FOR THE MOST OBSCURE IMPRESSION THAT YOU DO. MAYBE EVEN SOMEONE WE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. >> THAT WILL BE FUN, YOU GUYS. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? DO YOU REMEMBER -- A GUY ON "DATELINE." YOU REMEMBER KEITH MORRISON? >> Jimmy: YES, I DO. >> I LOVE "DATELINE." DO YOU WATCH "DATELINE"? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW, I LOVE TRUE CRIME SHOWS. KEITH MORRISON HAS THAT FOLKSY WAY OF TALKING. HE'S LIKE, YOU SAW YOUR FATHER SHOT IN THE FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WILD. [ LAUGHTER ] THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THAT I LOVE, JOSH MANKIEWICZ. HE'S THE BEST BECAUSE HE KIND OF HAS THE -- KIND OF LIKE A STUFFY NOSE. HE'S ALWAYS IN ARUBA. IT'S LIKE THE GUY KILLED SOMEONE IN CABO SAN LUCAS, THAT'S MINE! LIKE HE ALWAYS GETS THE BEST. THEN HE ALWAYS SAYS, YOU COULD HAVE A DRINKING GAME WITH THIS, EVERY TIME HE'LL DO THIS. MOST PEOPLE, WHEN THEY FIND A DEAD BODY IN THEIR HOUSE, THEY CALL 911. YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, DID YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'LL BE DRIVING AROUND MY CAR GOING, YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, DID YOU? I DO IT WITH MY KIDS NOW. YOU DIDN'T CLEAN YOUR ROOM, DID YOU? THEN THE OTHER GUY'S DENNIS MURPHY. THE GUY, HE HAS DENNIS MURPHY -- DENNIS MURPHY HAS THIS REAL KIND OF SING-SONG WAY OF TALKING. BUT HE ALWAYS GETS THINGS -- HE'S LIKE AN OLD KIND OF NEWS REPORTER, HE ALWAYS GETS STORIES ABOUT LIKE YOUNG KIDS. LIKE MURDERING EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING. SO HE'LL BE LIKE, KATIE AND CARA WERE BFFs. HE GOES, THEY HAD JUST BOUGHT THE NEW ALBUM THAT JUST DROPPED AND THEY WERE SMOKING KUSH AND TWERKING. JUST TRYING TO FIT IN. HE'S LIKE, THEIR LOLs QUICKLY TURNED TO WTFs. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WELL DONE. >> RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. >> Jimmy: THOSE OF THE BEST "DATELINE" IMPRESSIONS I'VE HEARD. >> I KNOW, I'M SO GLAD I COULD DO THEM HERE. LESS CERTIFICAT LESTER HOLT'S THE OTHER GUY. LESTER HOLT INTRODUCES THE SHOW. HE'S WEIRD. HE'S LIKE, I'M LESTER HOLT, I INTRODUCE THE PEOPLE INTRODUCING THE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GUESS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE LESTER'S THE WHOLE -- EVEN THOUGH HE'S THERE FOR 12 SECONDS -- >> IT'S NOT THE NEWS, RELAX. >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT LESTER STILL HAS TO DO THAT GIG? >> YEAH, HE STARTS TO LEAVE, WHOA, WHOA, LESTER, NO, NO, NO, WHERE YOU GOING, BUDDY? YOU GOT TO GO AGAINST THIS BRICK WALL, YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE MURDERED PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: DO YOUR KIDS DO IMPRESSIONS? DO YOU I DO DO THEM FOR THEM? >> OH, YEAH, THEY LOVE KEITH MORRISON. MY KIDS -- YEAH. MY KIDS DON'T LIKE -- THEY DON'T LIKE WHEN IT THEY HEAR ME LIKE AN ANIMATED MOVIES, THEY WANT TO KNOW WHEN I'M NOT IN IT. I WENT AND TOOK MY DAUGHTERS TO SEE "FINDING DORY." I'M IN THE FIRST SCENE OF THAT. I'M KIND OF LIKE LOOKING AT THEM. AND I COME UP. AND MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER, HARPER, STOOD UP AND WALKED RIGHT OUT OF THE THEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT? I WENT OUT. SHE'S 4. SHE WAS LIKE, DID WE NOT HAVE THAT CONVERSATION? [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? I REMEMBER IT, DO YOU REMEMBER IT? >> Jimmy: NO SURPRISES. >> I WOULD THINK THE SAME THING. I ALWAYS SAY, IF I WAS WATCHING "STAR WARS" AND MY DAD SHOWED UP IN THE MILLENNIUM FALCON, I'D BE TERRIFIED. HI, HAN, BILL SENIOR. BILL SENIOR, HI.
