Prrrrr Ba ba ba bee Uhh Prrrrr ba Bruu bah BAH!!!! BA bibbity dabada dababdabda Babbady bip bo bu Krrpa ba ba bae kruu ba bah bah bei Habada ba PEWDE BEIDEP-PEP! pah...wait why am I not... Am I not live? Oh. This is a special message, I suppose for everybody watching post-this. This is bef- Oh, no never mind, it's going. I thought this was going to be a little bit of a secret Okay So hi, Hello everybody, how are you doing? I'm here. With me, and myself. By myself. For a livestream That you all are watching. So that's pretty cool right? I got nothin' else to say. *catches breath* I am still 5 minutes early. There was a whole bunch of kerfuffling going on in the background before this got started And, eeaauuhhhh... It was a bit of a scramble to get everything ready, so... Hello! Thank you everybody who was here beforehand, and thank you everybody who is now here coming in as you're watching this, so how are you doing, guys? I can't read chat, it is ...a giant blur. There's nothing I can do, there's nothing I can see. It is just a random assortment of people typing as fast as they can, and it's only gonna get worse as the stream goes on. So, how are you? I'm just assuming you're gonna just type outta big- wall of text and I'm gonna glean emotions from that as best I can also, I have water, because i've been recording all morning and my throat is a little thrashed so this one is going to be a little more relaaaaaaaxed *whispers* and Calm... So, hopefully it's good MMMhhMMM Also this one is available in glorious 720p at a whopping 60 frames per second I don't know if that's gonna work out pretty well but if it doesn't, you can drop the quality because I don't know anything about the technical side of all that junk So hope you're all doing wonderful this fine Thursday? I don't know what day of the week it is anymore mmhhmmm mmhhmm mhhmmm oh yes uh, tell me more uh, okay Aloha, I think I saw I'm not sure about anything else... *back in loud* So, it's kindda the pre-show here so we get to just relax a little bit and contemplate life and Try to decide what we can possibly do with any I just played a really good horror game by the way... What was it called... *Mark try to explore his mind* l..l.. what is it lit limbo and vivo.. le la lay and vivo i can't remember what the name of it, it was very very very good name uh, good good game it was a kickstarter what was it called? (Lost in Vivo) Ah, whatever, it doesn't matter it was made by the same people that did, uh, Spooky's House of Jumpscares I'm not gonna play it now, obviously, that video's gonna come out either tomorrow or the next day, whatever day that may be, but it was really, really, good. So, I, ah - a lot of people have been asking for more horror stuff, and it's always a conundrum of - "No-one's really making any really good horror stuff at this moment in time", (sadly) so, it's like a waiting game for when there's going to be a good one coming out. Should I just play a "meh" one?(No) Should I make a "meh" video?(NO) Which i dont really want to do anymore, Ugh And that- yes thats confirming I've made a lot of (MMMEEEH) Videos in my life uhh but now that Tyler and Catherine are helping me out Its been Uhh Its been really nice A-although this past weekend i did have family in town so, Uhh, that occupied a lot of my time but even, even so I was still able to film with uh Rosanna Pansino and uh celebrate Matthias's birthday party and uhh, and then go see Dancing With the Stars with my stepmom and her friend Ardith, uhh which was a lot of fun and some of you spotted me in the audience on that broadcast last Monday. Or this Monday. The past Monday. The Monday we just had. Whatever that one was, that's what I'm talking about. So Right Now I am just trying to enjoy life and uh get these cool videos that we've been working on done. and there's been a lot of cool stuff. There's a sequel to Boat Dog coming out. Uhh, I hinted at it, but not many people picked up on the hint. Uhh, but there's- there's a, ah shit I even spoiled it. Ahhh but that might come out later tonight? I don't know. I always like doing, late night uh, late night releases with those types of videos. So, uhh, that's going to happen at some point. Someone requested a Dab so I'm just going to get my Dab out, of the way. *crick* AHHHH! My back! I Dabbed my back out! Oh ho. I'll never Dab again! Oh I can't believe it live on YouTube. Here you saw Markiplier's last Dab. (tragic) Oh ho ho ho (sarcastic sobbing)
//(Not the Anime OH! HO HO HO! thing) *back of the hand near face*// What will become of me now that I cannot Dab? Ok But anyway, thank you everybody so much for joining us. I did want to get like music playing in the background but uhm, uhhh... I was *small burp* busy recording and not able to get that. So you just get to listen (deeper, sensual voice) to the lyrical softness of my voice. (Back to normal audio)
Do the swoop. Is this the swoop? Is that the swoop? Is that- is that my swoop? That's the one I invented. It's just like the Dab except even stupider. Ungh The swoop is going to sweep the nation It's going to SWOOP the nation. Everyone's going to be doing the swoop. I just gotta put a musical number to it. and then everyone will be swooping their way through school. Is that not the swoop? Oh that's not the swoop is it? Oh I don't think that's the swoop. Ok, so it's officially 3 o'clock which I'm- I'm being told by my YOUTUBE OVERLORDS that I need to actually play a game because this is YouTube gaming prime time. and they ju-
//gibberish// ... and you guys just don't want to see my face So I got a lovely game here by the name of "Clustertruck" Uhh which a lot of people have been requesting a whole lot of and it just got fully released just recently. So it's actually got like music and stuff and cool bangy-bangy-shooty things.
( *Pew pew*) and uhh ima play through it. So *deep quiet voice*
We'll see what happens Oh and if anyone's wondering i'm going to be streaming for 2 hours And then tossing it over to uh the main event in YouTube Prime Time. So Clustertruck it is and no not Undertale. Not right now. I may- I may- I'm not- Gu- I'm not lying. I might do Undertale at a future livestream Just 2 hours is not enough time to do Undertale and even like 2 hours split over like however many weeks we're going to be doing this *some mouth noise he makes idk* That's barely enough time to actually get through all of Undertale So Maybe in the future but that would be like a full day event and I'd need some emotional support to crutch my way through playing that game. I'd need to tag team with my buddies just to able to slog through it. Oh and then constant ridicule of the comments would be unending and horrifying So Anyway So let's get over to hopefully this is still set up *game music jamming* Yeah! Ok now I don't know if, how the music is going to sound. So I'm going to do an audio test here Oooh that didn't work. Ok If it goes horribly... //Which it will// Oooh no that's not going to work. Ok good. I saved your ears from an explosion of sound that you guys didn't want. So just, generally give me a scream *hand flailing* if the music is too quiet. and give me a *gooh* like a haunted ghost sound but he's like, got spina bifida and he's little nasely because his allergies are too much. Give me like a- a sick ghost. You know what I mean? So, if it's too quiet. So sick ghost if it's too quiet, Screaming in agony if it's too loud. //Spina Bifida is a birth defect when a baby's spinal cord develops improperly. The more you know~// Huh, it's just as I suspected. I can't glean any data from, haha, the crap that you're saying down there. But I- I- think the general consensus is that it's a little too loud. Is that it? Yeah. I think... Yeah. I think- I think... I thi- I think Yeah, a little... Ok. How about that? Ok, is- is that better? Is that better? Ima listen, Ima listen to the live- livestream here Wait hang on. Get ready. [Past Mark]
Ok how about that? [Present Mark]
Wait.
[Past Mark]
Is- Is that better? Is that better? [Past Mark]
Ima listen, Ima listen to the live- livestream here [Past Mark]
Wait hang on. [Past Mark]
Get ready. //Present Mark now// Oh now it's too quiet. Oh, ok I got it. Ok I- I got it It was fine before. It was fine before. IT was FINE before. It was FIINE. It was fine. Everybody was causing a kerfuffle. They got the instructions all messed up. And now, and now they don't KNOW. Now they don't know. Ok. So. This should be ok. It- *Mark noises* Ok Probably Probably ok? Too quiet? *Loudly*
Man I don't know when you're talking about what you're talking about For all I know the menu music is more muted than the other music I don't know what these crap are It's good. Ehh whatever. We're just going to roll with it. If- If- I'll- Uhh someone will tell me if it's bad Alright so I- I've never played the full game before. I did one video on it and it was when I was very tired And most of my commentary was just... (orgasm followed by stroke) So I wanted to try to do something a little more intelligible But you know that's not going to happen so I don't even know why i'm bothering with talking about it So, World one, like Mario. In the dessert.
*Loud ingame music* See, I told you it was going to be louder when you got in there. Oh, I t- I told you guys I told you guys it was going to be louder once we got in there. Oooh, ok Uhhhn Yeah yeah I know I know it's just the first level. Weeee
*bones cracking* Oh hohohohoho I thought I had that I thought I was through the gateway Oh I'm dumb Oh I'm very dumb Oof Ok My problem, oh, my problem is that I'm trying to sprint when I shouldn't be spranting (ok) Nyurh There we go Nyurh! There we go. Nyurh! There we go. See it's been a while so i'm not umm there we go that should've been a lot more smooth and hopefully you guys won't hold that against me and constantly ridicule me. Never endingly in the comments down below. because as you all know... Oh man, I did terribly and I have no friends Ok So, so you know... So you know for a f-aahh-ct You know for a fact that this isn't going to go perfectly But I do enjoy the fact that there is music now in the game Which did not exist before Oh boy And- a- a- I believe that I played through some of these levels like, as they were going along. So We're going to be... We're going to be taking our time with this and meticulously going through I mean, i've got you've got... Woahhh I've *frank?* I didn't know where I went there So Ehh So we're going to be taking our t- uhhh So we're going to be taking our time through this because you've got me locked and ready for a full 2 hours. Not that we're going to do full 2 hours of this mind you we're going to do uhh we're going to do another game uhh we're going to do Clustertruck for 1 hour and then we're going to do another game that's actually very, very, VERY close to my heart It's one of my favorite games of all time And i'm super duper excited to able to tell you guys about it because, or show it to you because it- it taps into every little bit of what I love about games and and like my history in gaming and I haven't had a chance to play it on my own yet because I don't have any time to play video games on my own anyway So what am I going to be doing with my life Other than tryin' to speed through this And uh Do what I need to do But it is such a good game It's such a good game ( fails while reminiscing) And uh it was recently remastered If that's a clue for you But, oh, it going to be good Oh its going to be good And then maybe some bonus towards the end But as I have discovered in livestreaming Two hours is not a lot of time So But Settle down Relax Grab some snacks This is the less frantic day Gyuuh- guh guh Jesus Well it's going to be A lot more frantic once I start Screaming at myself at how bad I am At Clustertruck Is it because I haven't had enough practice? Ok Oh Oh that's what that's been They're all turning over on the left side there Okay So I know you guys are al- already watching Hundreds of Pro Clustertruckers out there But i'll get up to that level soon You'll see This is actually something that I enjoy very much so And hopefully, you guys will too *Sound of vehicle ignition* What was that? Take off my shirt? I don't think that would be appropiate for anything I! Okay I mean I did have to put a pause in the workouts I've been do- I've been- I've been working out a lot Like i'm, i'm not bragging I'm not saying "Hooh i've been working out a lot" But I literally have been, Uh, taking personal training Just to try and take better care of myself And man! Not only- uh, I mean it's fine I'm ok with the work Like I used to do a lot of work And now that Tyler's back Like he's a very physically active guy So he encourages me to get out more And we rock climbing more And we're doing a bunch of stuff And uh, we're, trying to uh, trying to film some of these Random crap things that We're going to be doing in the future Games are fun Mark looks sarcastic. Oh no... why are you still here why am i still here why are any of us here do we really exist what is existance what is the meaning of existance what is life i mean i could be doing other things look i dont even know what im doing anymore im not even listening to the video now im still bored wanna play a game no? rude. im annoying you? fine then ill just be quiet no more talking starting now i cant do this anymore so what do you wanna talk about what did you say? did you just ask me to go and find my core message? go do it now? is it because im not vegan? please keep me from writing captions yeah im leaving just kidding im still here youre halfway there wHOAAOOAAOOO LIVING ON A PRAYERRRRRRRRRR Don't move Don't move Don't move Don't mo -- *Grunts* Fuck you. God dammit. *honk* Why now? Why you -- Stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. GOOD! *quite angrily* STAY *sigh of relief* Uh. It's easy to the end It's easy to the end! *Random Grunts and noises* (His sanity is slowly slipping away) OH..Now it's actually antagonistic! Now it's actually being a son of a bitch! Now it's legitimately hating me.. Now it's being- I am 100% triggered right now.. Oh. There's no truck there! I did it into the ground! I was fine every other time when I wasn't using my ninja cable! No! Agh I wish I had double jump.. I wish upon a star! *Teeth clenched* I don't get why you can't have both! Oh No! Ah, my caaable was on coool down! It's doing it intentionally! *Cries* It's intentionally targeting him Ohh, Fuck off you're making it impossible! *Sighs* It's literally making it impossible. Oh, It's so much bullshit! Okay, Yes.. Keep doing it way up there! Way up there! Good, good, good, good Yes, good. Way up there Oh ho ho, good, good, good Good... It doesn't know what the hell it's doing.. Oh, it's another one! It's a fast-shooty one! I should get out of the way! *Mark Cursing under his breath* Oh, That's not good Well, That's...Okay.. *Mumbles* Right Wha- Why did I die? If I get hit by a rocket do I die? Well, you shouldn't have so many rockets.. That's not fair! That's the opposite of fair! How am I supposed to be able to do this?! Oh god, there's so many of them! Oh jeez.. Okay! We made it so far.. Now where are you going to take me now? Ahhhhhh, Shit! *Sound of Mark dying inside* FUCK YOUUUUUU Fuck you! I hate that! Why is that a feature? Why is- AGH! It blew up the one I was going for! Why is it a feature to randomly move me?! Why is that a feature? Why is that a feature? I mean it must be part of the game otherwise it's just a bug! I hate to think there was a bug! I'd like to blame that the developers are just idiots! And don't know how to program correctly! So they got a random jitter feature And they were like..*Mocking tone* Meh that's probably good, It's game play! *Angry Attempts* *Grunting* *Annoyed tone of voice* Go.. Where are we going? x2 That's not good! That's not good... Uh! Oh, go very slowly! Very slowly! *Mark's soul trying to escape him or yawing* How many worlds are there? x2.. I need to know. Am I almost done? Am I almost done? Am I almost done with this? Am I almost done with this terrible, stupid, pretty good game? It's not terrible, and the developers aren't idiots I'm just mad X[ *Is- Is that happiness?!* No.. I was- I grappled the very back of that truck Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? *Sigh* go... Oh no's, grunts, and random words. *Mark having a literal seizure* *Moment of clarity* mark.exe has stopped working DETERMINATION (Get it? XD) (What is that face?) (Don't give up Markimoo!) *Smug face* (YOU DID IT!) (Mark are you okay? Talk to us!) Ugh Yeah of course they hid the goal.. Cause that's uhh, that's something you can tell on the first try, definitely Most definitely Weeee *snarls in frustration* grrr I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay (*r u sure?*) I'm okay. I just need to ride one of these bad boys down No that's- No that's- That's no- That's Okay whatever You know what? Oww Ohhh ow Nooo *dying inside* GIMME! GIMME SOMETHING TO GRAB ON GIMME SOMETHING TO GRAB ON GIMME SOMETHING TO GRAB ON GIMME SOMETHING TO GRAB ON!!!!! grrrr *sits in silence* *still silence* *just 14 minutes to go :)* *wait for it...* *thunk* *exasperated* whaaatttt?? *wimpers* *sigh* I just want consistency, that's all I want. I want consistency, predictability, reliability, something I can know and feel and love and why did I go so high there? I don't get it! See, it changes, oh man... nnnnnooOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Ohhh really?? *you can do it Markimoo!!* *I can't watch* oooHHH REALLY?? I SLIDE OFF? I SLIDE OFF?? There's slide mechanics in this too Oh great. Great See the- This doesn't make any goddamn sense *grimly* do not knock me off do not Nestled in your bosom right now Just don't fucking do it, it's that simple- Oh Jesus Oooo I'm not gonna make this am I? grrraaaAAHHHHH!!! AOOHHHH MYYYYY GAWWWDDDD!!!! *snarls* *a bit of Mark's soul leaves him* What- I was still alive there? Oh was I still alive? Oh, yeah, there I was still alive for some reason For some reason I was still alive there even though, you know, when you impact into something, you're supposed to die. Like I get that, I get the rules here. I- I understand how this works so, why wouldn't you just do it? Don't fucking knock me off. I was trying to jump, it just didn't jump It didn't- It didn't fucking jump FRRRR OWWHHH I EVEN GOT THE TRUCK! I EVEN NAILED THAT TRUCK! I FUCKING TOSSED THE TRUCK AND NAILED IT and it still didn't FUCKING work! This level sucks (*yeah, we know :( *) A little plain and simple suck See why in that jump after that do you go super high? Even, I wasn't going fast. I wasn't on the back of it or anything. You just- You just do. You just go high Like how does that make any sorta sense? Doesn't make any semblance of sense OH FUCK off with you! Fuck off, I'm not going to be able to get it. Oh maybe- maybe- Oh maybe... NOOOO!!!!! (*rip caption editors*) *orgasmic sounds* oh fuck Oh, I'm not okay! I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay I'm not okay What else we got? Freezes all trucks Backs truck to the latest trucky truck truck- What?! (*lmao*) Fuck's that mean? Supertruck I don't know 'Makes game super epic. All points are doubled while in epic mode' I'd like that Sure whatever *exhale* Okay Okay I'm okay I'm okay (inaudible) I don't know what this ability does
(*sure you do, it backs truck to the latest trucky truck*) I don't wanna know frankly gruhhaaa! Why- why- why- w- w- why- I would've had that. I freaked out I would'a had that. I would'a had that first try. That was super easy. Why the fuck did I freak out? Maybe cause I'm super on edge and like my blood pressure is about 325. I need some sweet black tar heroin to calm my nerves. Ugh Someone get some... literal... What's the wor- What's that Russian drug, the one they inject between their toes cause it melts your skin? That one! That's what I need. Ugh Krukinfrumin- Kru- Krickfrumin- Kricfrumin [and more attempts at the word]
(I think he means 'krokodil' aka 'crocodile') It was too soon. It was- It was too soon. Ok ohhh Thank you W- Oww my face *inhale and exhale* I love... backtruck. What the fuck Don't know what that did. What the fuck? I don't fuck- [inaudible] Uh oh Shit fuck *inhale and exhale* happy happy happy happy *laughs* I was just about- I was literally just about to be like "Ok, I'm over it, I feel better," and then instantaneously- I fail ohh man I wanna- I wanna- I wanna punch. I wanna punch mmmI wanna punch mmmmI want to punch I wanna punch Punching's nice Punching's good Happy... happy happy happy happy There's no way Oh this is a mistake Well that didn't do shit! Oh sheezus Oh Okay That worked Kind of Egh, okay Alright, uh oh, good thing, good Good, ya- you definitely avoided it heh No NO GRAB ONN ... YOU FLAMING FUCK! UGHHHHH IT BUMPED ME!! WHY?!! WHY DOES IT BUMP ME? IF ANYTHING I WAS PRESSING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!! Oh Jesus Oh no, oh no NO NO Goddamnit! This is like luck, cause I'm on the lead truck
I hope mark does these short streams more often. instead of his daily 2 vids if needed.
That is a fuckin' great cover image for the video. ^O^