10 Knives You Don't Want To Hand To People!

it's a nice vibe going you know the way it shuts the way it shuts is super nice it feels like uh latches in there it's just a knife hidden inside a hair brush oh this one for getting those knots out so this episode is what's the cool snaps we can find on the internet uh i'm i'm mathias oh we're starting hey it's me welcome to jumper knob oh my gosh this is the first time we've filmed this in a couple weeks today we're going to be looking at 10 of the coolest knives you can buy online or that we found online i guess would be the best way to put it we're all going to kind of go around i found a couple basic starting points for now i'm excited and we're just gonna kind of hit it with a wham-o jambo blambo i've been looking for a good knife this is your opportunity yeah okay fine i found someone studios now i found some extremely over-the-top ones by the way this is your paycheck for this [Music] now i know what it's like to be michael in the old days you know michael's always explaining what's going on roasted and i'm just gonna cut that out i love that kid yeah still love them wait what happened to my knee ew dude some of my lunch you know what you are not prepared to start this video off hi guys welcome to doper note we're gonna do knives i found some starting points i've also found one knife that is extremely over the top and i want to see if metal cave and let us buy it okay let's go take a look at that first product oh i really want damascus [Applause] what are you gonna stab anything soft here is what i think the first knife should be it's an expensive knife but it's a collector's knife dragon's 60th birthday gift for boss you are 60 right it's a 60th birthday gift for a boss 35th anniversary gift for boyfriend oh what it's been three five years wait wait wait wait wait damascus knife numbers you know what i didn't think about that once when i found this knife it's a full-on dragon that you put the knife in look at the knife i haven't even seen the blade yet give me the blade if it doesn't have gold filigree oh it does that looks so good how does he know the word filigree i like stabbing i've already told you that look how nice this is i want to see how soon it would take to get here it's too long to get here i have a totally different website we can browse bro can't you just chromecast your entire screen just to tap lies not live 100 lies big brain he's a genius everybody oh my god i'm big boy genius he fixed all our problems thanks matt everyone give mad claps in the comments everyone give one like for my brain i hope we get negative likes [Laughter] okay so check this out okay i love this guy's youtube channel big shout out go subscribe to this kid yo look at these thumbnails they're beautiful yeah he's got some silly thumbnails gorgeous this guy's sick go subscribe to accessorize me he's he's the sickest he's also super funny if there's a guy to look at to to find some dope knives it's this guy this guy finds the best stuff too so check check this out if i take uh that's sick that's really tight i really like that it's got like this mesh look to it this grid oh that's cool that's good for whenever your counters at home get a little messy i have that problem in my countertops they tend to have crusty discs yeah you ever just make something with barbecue sauce and barbecue sauce dries up on your counter why did you touch my back right with barbecue sauce i'm a fan dude come on our channel pick 10 products you want to show off you won't oh look at they have all sorts of dope knives dude this is gorgeous 120 dollars for that but it is a cool knife look at the black one oh that one did it for me five bucks more and it's all black this is the one that you liked woods right there yeah these oh they they all the this is tough because i just want to buy three of their knives but wait is that damascus yeah oh dude they have a lot of knives bro if i don't get one in baskar i'm gonna lose my mind we got a lot of knives to explore boys this guy right off the bat oh i don't know am i you're getting it commit come here come in no i got to get the wood one the wood one's just so clean okay honestly matt like the knife you got i really want the black version i can't get the same knife we're already kind of cheating by using the same website that's a 400 knife yeah wow it's gorgeous how much was your knife 125 yeah but it's mine and i i own this channel yeah but i'm the guest get the black version oh that's nice i like that green on it yeah the overkill oh that's cool our most advanced everyday carry nice that's just a clean looking knife once it's been three minutes you gotta decide that one you can pick okay oh these are the products that we want this is a wood box look at that now that's a knife oh that's annoying that's annoying that's a knife i wish i would have got that knife yeah dumb dude look at this now that's a beautiful knife that's a polished knife and that's nice and wood this is a nice knife i like this knife and then we got did you break one did you prank man it's a cool knife woods good pick so how it opens here is you could see this thing moving back and forth your finger kind of slips on this since it's round so it's like not easy to like flick it open that's a nice knife though look at that that's really really solid hold so now you pull this back and it shut oh it's a little hard this one's really nice this one's like a one that i'll give to my son when i'm dead got really dark it'll be soon i'll definitely rate this a dope a little hard to get out though i will say oh my gosh oh my god true dude these are just like this one's really sharp i really can't go all the way through look at this watch something about pocket knives and cutting things is so satisfying it's like playing with fire have you ever uh done whittling i feel like you'd whittle me i'd be down to whittle i have whittling stuff i should come over and whittle sometime come over a whittle i'm down you're down to come over and whittle a whittle yeah a little a little just don't let atticus he's not ready yet don't look at atticus don't let atticus whittle yet oh he's too widdle thank you next night all right i'm choosing this website blue elf damascus steel if that's not tanner i don't know what is are you calling me a blue elf i need something that's gonna like shock the world beard with damascus what is this yo that's pretty sick it's a folding knife what the heck what what is that the wind talker dude i've always wanted to talk to the wind but it never talked back it's never talks back just increased my loneliness i'm gonna pick this one worst comes to worst i'll see if i can get it to vegas if not you're not even seeing this because it didn't come so why would you even need to explain that add to cart you will love whoa that's a great task here are you unboxing okay what if matthias used his hands for a good not evil good naughty what no good not evil oh what romance for men so here's what happened this is actually a good thing so we can keep it in they let us buy those knives you know that you just saw they are out of stock so they sent us one pity knife it's actually a really cool knife oh this is kind of they sent us a pity knife and they're still going to send us them but they're just waiting until they're in so we bought two knives and they sent us one pity knife yeah they're gonna send us the other two as well but this is free it's not bad not bad i like the design on the blade it's all right it's not bad this is not a bad knife it's okay it's not a great knife i'm not super impressed with it what would it need to have to be a great knife what does it mean it's a nice vibe going you know the way it shuts the way it shuts is super nice it feels like uh latches in there it feels too light that's the thing it doesn't feel like real metal if we're gonna buy two knives and they're gonna send me this one they should know i'm gonna review this one instead do they know what you do in the email do you know who i am now one thing i do like is you know how you close knives i usually have like a very annoying looking tap it has this very sleek little pressing point here snap that in little push down and that's very minuscule very minute very you want to see how i got these guys my father was a meaner and one day he went to the store pack of cigarettes never came back how did you get the scars though i'm going to step down how do i explain getting stars now behind kevin walks out into this monologue walks away this is a dope i want the one i bought not some other one what is wrong with you all right no more knives for woods next knife i like your outfit today matt thanks man i really tried hard to impress my wife and it seemed to have been she like outfit yeah she did she liked it a lot yeah it's cute she liked it for a workout best knife the world yo my wife will hate me but i have to do it damascus kitchen knives dude i've always yearned to cut lettuce with damascus oh no that looks right this looks intense i do want my own damascus knife i i'll get in trouble if i bring home a set why you can bring home one though woods there's something you need to understand about being married no i don't i'm not gonna do it that's right ladies eighty percent of the women click out of the video it couldn't have sounded more like a child just get the knives just get the dog yo these are so beautiful uh i really like i'll say i really like i'll say that oh i'll say i like this one it's kind of just like a steak knife yeah exactly i can eat my steaks with it on high stakes go subscribe comment down below that you subscribed oh that's sick okay so i want this one okay add the card add the cart oh guys this is from hot hot ho cho knife this is supposed to be a cool one i haven't seen this one yet except for online [Music] oh oh no disrespecting the haters this man got it out what where is the opening on this okay i think so this one got shipped to us from japan oh yeah this one's mine i don't know i actually forgot that's what kind of devastates me is like we're gonna fight over the good ones now oh i'll remember which ones are mine they're all anyways that's how he's going to remember that's a big knife for a big strong working man like you lurking working oh no one could learn for a lurking man no one who lurks should get a knife can we agree on that i agree what a lurking man he's like oh is that my knife this one's mine you don't know that yes i do it's my steak knife oh your damascus it's my damascus steak knife oh yeah that's small but it looks nice this is a nice knife i like this knife though that's that's a pretty nice oh dude that made me very very aroused that is crazy great call on the phone that's nice that's a nice kill can i try i know it's your knife but don't break it miss a night [Laughter] give me that thing all right it's a dope all right that a dope i do next product all right woods i want you to pick something that's gonna really that really just makes you happy to be alive okay you've gotten you've gotten a serious knife i want you to get one that's like a bragging knife that says you know what ladies he's right he doesn't need to get married he has this knife yeah he's married to it so it's like i would click into this video like this knife says it all for me yeah like this knife is the thumbnail knife okay find me a thought i have a knife do you think woods can find you a thumbnail knife come on bro please sub me and coach i can do it i can do it a little sleepy yeah i had pancakes you did yeah with my mom yeah nice how's that it was delicious the the pancakes conversation the conversation was delicious it's a really weird way to describe a conversation with my mom i could describe my conversation with your mom that way got him yo look at that knife that's a bullet so this will be like kind of like a cool knife it's not gonna be a super useful knife maybe but who says bro no open it up and put it in your gun imagine opens it up loads it in a musket you get hit with the bullet but then it bounces off a wall comes back knife in the back i'm saying we buy all right add the cart wow this is a small little package what's this oh the bullet knife oh it's tiny is it made in a real bullet that's kind of it's tiny is there anywhere to put it on like a keychain not very sharp at all and surprisingly there's no place to put on a keychain i'm not super impressed with this one i gotta say guys i gotta say this is more of just like one of the things that woods can take home and put on a shelf well that's this and i'm unimpressed i think this would be dope if we tried shooting this is what you use when you bring a bullet when you bring a knife to a gunfight i'll see if it cuts nice that's horrible [Laughter] he didn't do anything he did not do anything he's not good knives bad knife very bad you know what they say though dual blades hurt worse so i've never tried either i would argue that dole blades don't hurt as much because it takes a lot more to get them to cut so if you have a dull blade and you're cutting you'll probably not cut yourself but if you have a sharp blade you for sure cut yourself i think they're saying like for like porsche for like when like somebody potentially stabs i just don't have that use case in my life oh okay well let me finally got these scars this isn't even a knife this is just like thin metal um this is gonna be a note but it is aesthetic so i'll give it oh that's in between yeah like you choose suck it what kind of what what do you want me to suck on matt it see i want to go to i see because i want to get some sick knives yo look at the little the little motorcycle knife oh i didn't know it was a motorcycle i love this this is kind of sick 17 bucks can't be a good knife no but look at the uh craftsmanship it just said 17 but it couldn't be a good knife no but look at how it's been crafted look at how good it is they're cheap but good i want to offend them they are a knife company how do you even see you're not even really appreciating any of these knives no because you know when you see it was it's simple you look out and you go wow that's what i did with you the lipstick knife oh a little sneaky knife action huh it'll still work and make your lips red bloody lips it's a good thumbnail come on mr knife i think you're a novice with your search terms i want something that's like a knife you wouldn't expect so hidden knife there you go that's why you get paid the big box it's just a knife hidden inside a hairbrush oh this one for getting those knots out that was a big brain move or that one to the left the medieval gold dagger oh dude you can assassinate a king with that [Laughter] nice set blade city thanks for knifing with us ew what does that mean i don't know but it sounds provocative but it's provocative it gets the people going i say we try to add it to cards but why does it say pre-orders you're just pre-ordering it but it says ships tomorrow so i don't get it when it's out that would be so confusing ships tomorrow when it's out so when it's out when it's ready it'll ship tomorrow yeah it showed a whole briefcase didn't come with a briefcase didn't like that really came in just individual boxes that's false advertising yeah we're gonna do the same thing on the thumbnail you got got ding dong because we got if we could get you get get me first all of them at once okay look at this guy i say we rip them out and then we just compare them okay but doesn't do anything else it's just like a oh i don't think this is legal so i had to ship this box to vegas this is gonna be my pocket knife in vegas that's not illegal in california how do you know it's a scythe yeah you can get some hay i could use this what hiking just clearing out brush little boujee for brush what i'm woods look at this i'm loving this what is this one oh you got a butterfly knife oh man this is huge holy smokes the bayonet where do you attach it to the gun what's it's not it's the type of knife but that isn't always attached to a gun cs go players is this not called a bayonet in csgo am i tripping okay any any real military man you think they watch our channel they're way too manly for this wow i like this it looks like a dragon dude this is sick i'll take this bro you can have that one i'll take these two i wanted neither of those two i'll take these two this one's kind of cool bro i like this but is this actually sharp i'm taking the butterfly knife because i have to it's legal for you to have it with yeah oh and i want to get in trouble with the police i'd love to use this during some good old-fashioned hiking get some squirrels squirrel meat imagine killing a squirrel with that dude this one i feel like is the dopest okay i would agree i think that's the dopest knife woods do you agree or disagree we're just hanging one around his neck oh this is a gut knife this is for camp oh oh my gosh this might be my favorite is that a chrome bit yeah it's a cram bit is this a fighting knife yeah it's like a you're supposed to yeah i don't think any knife is meant to be fought with but i'm sorry i broke your knife dude i didn't mean to what honestly i already didn't want that it's just not sharp enough for me no no you didn't break it here oh that's so cool how do why what is the mechanism in here i don't know all right i just knew that everybody pick your favorite knife out of the bunch mine is going to be the butterfly this guy this one i've always loved butterfly knives all right that's a dope next product i don't know type in electronic knife you can knife it like like a saw i was like why did that sound so stupid to me and i was like you're right just a song no yeah these electronic knives i remember these we've tried these before on overnight see what i mean guys we've tried that in our worst video dude we literally got all these knives for right oh those are cool we've actually tried those before we've done it all this is the entire video we've try that we've tried that one shock knife well should i just buy this pack of fidget spinners seven inch fidget spinner pocket knife i think it's just one oh you're right yo that's sick sick yeah let's all spin get three all different colors add to cart we're going to buy three of these bad boys i like it let's spin these i'm excited for i've struck great excitement are these spinners we each get a fidgety spinny where are these knives what what do you think we're shooting right now with hey do you guys want to see a full video full of fidget spinners check it out also punching on me take this moment hey hey if you want to see matt use that steak knife go ahead and head over to high stakes where he will use it on every episode um pass the first six because it's so delayed oh yeah who got what i got blue yeah free i would get dumb blue it's a little greasy i can't wait to spin this in my car on the ride home oh it's greasy definitely greasy you can see oh nice okay that's kind of cool satisfying that is satisfying now put the knife out now open it oh what did you do oh i'm so scared to open this how do you close it how did you open it how did you do it how do you make sure it doesn't wait also i would also recommend only spinning the way if the knife opens it doesn't cut your hand this guy it's a very heavy knife this is better than the other knife it's not perfectly balanced here so it wobbles a little bit in your hand if you could see my hand just kind of wobbles back and forth but i like that it's full metal yeah alchemist like my jacket you guys went towards the old classic military movie i went towards on the top three enemies all the time that really says a lot about you two and not me i like it's rectangular figure i do too it looks like a roblox character and those tend to be the most attractive i feel like this is a bit of a taunt look what's up without it are you scared are you scared huh it kind of looks like you have no grip on it yo we could be a little gang careful the hanging knives boys with the wd-40 knife boys oh i forgot we had that let me get my knife out wow this is sharp it cuts deep it's like it cuts deep like your words the words cutting your words god deep bleeding all over my knees [Laughter] did i pop punk hard enough you popped punk all right i love this guy these are the most i love this guy that's cool that's kind of trump i'm not traumatizing i'm mesmerizing hey thank you guys for watching this episode of dope or nope if you guys would like to see us look at more cool unique stuff make sure you guys comment down below what you want us to take a look at because you know we're all about we're all about things we're gonna want and actually use now i say that as we find a lot of things that are breaking and we give away am i what should i do with that video they should do it subscribe hit the bell icon love you

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Id: mjG5atk2J9Q

Length: 21min 38sec (1298 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 12 2021