Unboxing a Mystery APOCALYPTIC Crate!

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I'm gonna try<font color="#E5E5E5"> and cut these pineapples</font> straight in half hello and welcome<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> Dover<font color="#E5E5E5"> no the channel in which we rate</font> products<font color="#E5E5E5"> or we wear the underwear on the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">outside of our</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> body whoa</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">can we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> always wear on the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> outside of our</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">body</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now if you eat it whoo today we are</font> joined by<font color="#CCCCCC"> gunner yes from Rex if you're</font> not familiar with rect rect<font color="#E5E5E5"> is a channel</font> all<font color="#CCCCCC"> about danger and destruction</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the crazy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> things yes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> junto</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cooler</font> stuff than<font color="#CCCCCC"> that cooler stuff than</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> yeah that's why tan is<font color="#CCCCCC"> non erect you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just want to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know before</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we get</font> into this video<font color="#CCCCCC"> there's another video</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">over on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rex</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> channel so at the end of</font> this video<font color="#E5E5E5"> go check that out cuz we'll</font> be<font color="#E5E5E5"> over there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who it so make sure you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">grab a friend grab a family member and</font> have some<font color="#CCCCCC"> laughs and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> share some last</font> together<font color="#E5E5E5"> as we rate products</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> today we</font> are looking<font color="#E5E5E5"> at oh no actually we're</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">looking at a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nun bought workbook</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah we're unboxing a mystery</font> apocalyptic crate each of these<font color="#E5E5E5"> items</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we're gonna be doing a series of tests</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">michael you set up these tests for us</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yes the hold open up some news so noah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">day with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dave</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chanel and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Liz</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will be</font> doing the<font color="#E5E5E5"> test in the rectum set and</font> we're gonna see how<font color="#E5E5E5"> well each item works</font> a in the event<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the Apocalypse</font> what's an apocalypse<font color="#E5E5E5"> the end of the</font> world occasionally zombies bring out the prey it's just wood<font color="#CCCCCC"> holy cow this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is no joke</font> but what are you here mahogany<font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mark</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go guys</font> Oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> deal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's some weapons in here -</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay we're gonna move this off and</font> we're gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> take one by one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all right</font> I'm gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> pick I'm gonna pick for what I</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> is possibly most effective weapon</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in the apocalypse Oh still</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wrap yes</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">keeps it safe from the zombie gore</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whoa</font> this is heavy but this feels plastic <font color="#E5E5E5">though</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh it's unbreakable it literally says</font> unbreakable baseball bat<font color="#E5E5E5"> right that's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the challenge no that's gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hurt you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ever tried it well you both</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tied the two baseball players</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like hit</font> like a metal pole and you know like vibrates<font color="#E5E5E5"> your brain</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> won't do that</font> to<font color="#CCCCCC"> that extent you're holding again no</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> like you look really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> weird holding</font> a<font color="#CCCCCC"> baseball bat can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> usual yeah you do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because I'm pretending to be a Jedi</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> suppose you're holding it backwards there it is that makes more sense<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font> supposed to get<font color="#CCCCCC"> inside of this thing</font> it's kind of a pretty chest<font color="#E5E5E5"> like I want</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to take it home butterfingers Oh</font> wait watch out<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what do you guys</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's destroyed it pretty well</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that didn't oh wait</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just the</font> sticker<font color="#CCCCCC"> got damaged this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is pretty</font> durable man pretty durable<font color="#E5E5E5"> this would</font> see<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh no wait that's this yeah man</font> your turn<font color="#CCCCCC"> all right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> turn I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go</font> take<font color="#E5E5E5"> a pic you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> owe boxes over here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dude</font> good<font color="#E5E5E5"> all right tan man who ain't so tan</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what you got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got us a tire</font> thumper <font color="#E5E5E5">Wow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thump-thump a dump also known</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as a</font> spice bag so<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> searched</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> word thump</font> hey Siri what<font color="#CCCCCC"> is thump mean hit heavily</font> especially<font color="#CCCCCC"> with the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fist or a blunt</font> implement so yeah you come Wow instantly <font color="#E5E5E5">the damage</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> table I know this is a</font> spiked<font color="#CCCCCC"> bat</font> some people know this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is a tire thumper</font> with spikes a spikes<font color="#CCCCCC"> tire thumper one</font> could say I guess<font color="#E5E5E5"> when you hit a tire</font> with this does it<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay you checking the</font> air<font color="#E5E5E5"> pressure of your enemies tires</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> have a big issue<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this weapon</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> though</font> is<font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are zombies</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna be driving</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cars zombies with it</font> you don't hit their tires<font color="#CCCCCC"> the tire</font> thumper if it's in the apocalyptic<font color="#E5E5E5"> bot</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because he put spikes on it you can also</font> be used<font color="#E5E5E5"> to like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> break</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> down shelters</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bases - okay you like scrap materials to</font> like build<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you played for night in a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pot yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> those are pickaxes I want to</font> test this first<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll give it a couple</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">swings maybe I'll let you try</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">trust</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I could totally drop this on</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> hand or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> something right now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stuff</font> oh it is sharp<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes Oh give me my tired</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bumper that's not a tire it's a thumper</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so you cannot enter</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this in this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know what it's a tax season and guess</font> what they're<font color="#E5E5E5"> driving</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back there oh my</font> write-offs<font color="#CCCCCC"> I have to go get those s1 you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">feel less relatable</font> kids like what<font color="#E5E5E5"> detach</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is the right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">guys of a mealy old gardener</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> behind this</font> wall<font color="#E5E5E5"> mean I'm a medial gardener</font> I got measles and behind here I know there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> hi juice that's my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gardeners</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dill hey you'd like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a nice guy can he do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this</font> [Applause] yes you get<font color="#E5E5E5"> tied shoes that work mushing</font> nope<font color="#CCCCCC"> just way too many</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hips</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I second the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">note that's a door not a person</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> would<font color="#CCCCCC"> totally destroy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a person in one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hit all right let's see what you got</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> you got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for me dog</font> I don't know but<font color="#CCCCCC"> it'd be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> something good</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah I got dressed up you got for this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah look at that look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like homeless</font> people<font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys all went for blunt</font> weapons and I chose a tomahawk<font color="#CCCCCC"> why'd you</font> choose<font color="#E5E5E5"> tomahawk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> why'd you chose</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> tomahawk why did I chose the tomahawk <font color="#CCCCCC">why'd you chose it why'd you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> why'd</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">chose it Chama huh why did you know Tim</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">aha I like throwing weapons oh gosh that</font> makes<font color="#E5E5E5"> me so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> paranoid huh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that makes me</font> so<font color="#CCCCCC"> paranoid huh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that makes me so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> meirin</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oeid that I understand all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right what do</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> what do you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think is gonna do to</font> like a felon<font color="#E5E5E5"> got a lot of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cutting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> power</font> so<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think I can destroy it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in one hit</font> like a head but then also I want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> throw it<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so much does anyone want to</font> be my target<font color="#E5E5E5"> um me I can find some</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">volunteers I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want to see if you can more</font> like you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> Gordon Ramsay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> totally</font> yeah just lay<font color="#E5E5E5"> this water</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like where's</font> the lamb sauce all right let's go use<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> for<font color="#E5E5E5"> this item we're gonna be trying to</font> make the most<font color="#E5E5E5"> appetizing meal we can</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> this turtle</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> heart and those</font> coconuts<font color="#E5E5E5"> honestly what a coconuts always</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">looks so sad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> alright</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 45 seconds ready</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 5</font> seconds yeah so make the best meal beautiful<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright Jay and I broke it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah mine does look I will say I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going</font> for<font color="#E5E5E5"> more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of the five-star restaurant</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">magic you're having a beautiful night in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Hawai I would absolutely here we go all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right ready go trick is to clear the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">plate trying to the trick is not they</font> have to do it you delegate<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> responsibility on<font color="#E5E5E5"> the person and it</font> looks fairly that<font color="#E5E5E5"> presentation</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you can't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">eat</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what they have the tongue</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">guys focused too much on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh I got a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cutout thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no I'm gonna present it so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thank you dude mine smells like an old</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">grocery store floor you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not even</font> edible<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah you think you're not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">table</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay Michael</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this is that have a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">restaurant because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this is nicely</font> present<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh stop Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> give me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's terrible my first open up</font> challenge<font color="#CCCCCC"> I won guys bow</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pole if you</font> agree<font color="#CCCCCC"> or not</font> up above mine Gunners<font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mats but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if</font> you pick<font color="#E5E5E5"> anybody other than me you're an</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">athlete so as we were buying this</font> apocalyptic<font color="#E5E5E5"> crate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we came</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up with a</font> pretty hilarious<font color="#E5E5E5"> idea for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> another video</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we want to know if you guys are</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like to buy we got a sushi</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ferris wheel roller coaster</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is that a</font> pun<font color="#CCCCCC"> dude I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even sure how it works</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know how I want</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to work people</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">put sushi in it and then it takes like a</font> little cart and then it goes down<font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> that how it works just go to<font color="#E5E5E5"> your mouth I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't even like</font> sushi can I put mini<font color="#E5E5E5"> donuts on mine</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nobody takes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the punished sushi roll or</font> coaster<font color="#E5E5E5"> Oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doughnut hole or coaster so</font> this got<font color="#CCCCCC"> us wondering what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> other crazy</font> food gadgets people are using overseas <font color="#E5E5E5">that help them eat with the more</font> sunshine<font color="#E5E5E5"> this position</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Mia</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have you taken in to make</font> those the<font color="#E5E5E5"> first to wake up if you guys</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">want to see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that video</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ten food gadgets</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that you won't find</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in America click</font> like on this<font color="#CCCCCC"> video our goal is what is</font> it Michael<font color="#CCCCCC"> 90k whiny k9k likes and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will</font> make an entire video on<font color="#E5E5E5"> the craziest</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">food gadgets and will</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eat food</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with them</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> like our mothers warned us against</font> coming down below<font color="#CCCCCC"> rollercoasters</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> comment</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">down below</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> let the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whole or coaster next</font> product<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright what I got imma go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> this you would you know I'm it fits<font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the real dark</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and evil going on yeah you</font> know it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> like Jones you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know Kylie run</font> mixed with Indiana Jones<font color="#CCCCCC"> you ever used</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">whip before kids I have you I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have these</font> things<font color="#E5E5E5"> scare the heck out of me I've</font> been able to crack it<font color="#E5E5E5"> before but they</font> scare the<font color="#E5E5E5"> heck out of me you know looks</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like a snake</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've seen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this team</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at its</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">top you can always</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hear it yeah I almost</font> feel it your buddy ever<font color="#CCCCCC"> crack the whip it's</font> exhilarating<font color="#CCCCCC"> only go national that was</font> unexpected why I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't know how did</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know where</font> she got many<font color="#E5E5E5"> people it's not a</font> stereotype<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's just surprising</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you want</font> to see me crack the whip did Michael taught me how<font color="#CCCCCC"> to crack</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the whip it's</font> like that on the web this product right here<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sure if</font> I'm gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> have much success with this</font> and I<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to be wearing some protective</font> stuff but let's try<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm extremely</font> worried about<font color="#CCCCCC"> this one practice I've</font> done it once I feel<font color="#E5E5E5"> like in my entire</font> life right<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah Dave showed me how to do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 20 seconds so I'm going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to try to</font> destroy<font color="#CCCCCC"> this balloon with this whip so</font> everyone<font color="#CCCCCC"> take it slow do it slow don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bend</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your arm until yeah yeah it's like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that but just a more real</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> quick yeah</font> you've got I've got<font color="#CCCCCC"> a lot of practice</font> from watching them<font color="#CCCCCC"> just take</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it slower</font> than you think <font color="#E5E5E5">let it go farther back</font> [Music] now here we go<font color="#E5E5E5"> guys</font> I have something<font color="#E5E5E5"> super special</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for you</font> guys we're never seen these before it is <font color="#E5E5E5">what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is guess</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what it is guess what</font> it is<font color="#E5E5E5"> long yep</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you turn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> also yes it is</font> ninja sword<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh wow Chad Chad whoa it's</font> actually really<font color="#E5E5E5"> cool looking oh this</font> makes me<font color="#CCCCCC"> no comfortable dude I'm scared</font> of you now<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay so ever been scared</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> before but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I am I'm gonna treat</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it more like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a cut and a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pierce I know</font> that certain sorts are different<font color="#E5E5E5"> things</font> look out clean that cut though very clean barely even did I<font color="#CCCCCC"> was look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what I</font> personally<font color="#CCCCCC"> want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to try with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> these what</font> Michael just said<font color="#E5E5E5"> I want to recreate</font> fruit ninja IRL<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's do it bring me the</font> ninja swords<font color="#CCCCCC"> I know what I'd like to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with these ninja swords revealed under</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> feet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is nobody's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dude look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">looks like a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> butter knife how you doing</font> over there my friends are<font color="#E5E5E5"> hanging by their feet</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to cut off</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the string</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm the apocalypse and there's fruit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">falls on the sky and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I need to make it</font> as easily as<font color="#CCCCCC"> possible so check</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this out</font> it calls for<font color="#CCCCCC"> a celebratory candy let's a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">try what a plantain tastes like I'm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">going to save most</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there I was gonna try</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really starchy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's like a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">potato mixed with a banana my turn yeah</font> hopefully<font color="#E5E5E5"> you have something to cut in</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> next piece</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of my carrot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh I'd love</font> to oh boy<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ain't gonna cut</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you carrot</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> might do something else do it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> heck is that I can do it for the box</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cool it's like a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Hydra version of a ball</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> chain</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kind of want to just swing</font> this at you with this I would still hurt <font color="#CCCCCC">yo what do we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have three mini Miley</font> Cyrus's on these she's just<font color="#CCCCCC"> a Lingus</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put</font> herself<font color="#E5E5E5"> um on there yeah Robert</font> Photoshop Miley Cyrus on<font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> [Music] sorry<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> camp it's gonna take him</font> like an hour<font color="#E5E5E5"> Robert don't do that if</font> you're tired<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> please do it he's</font> like cool dude<font color="#E5E5E5"> whoa happier than that</font> that'll do some damage what do you do <font color="#E5E5E5">with this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Gunnar someone comes up behind</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> didn't rest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font> one in three chance<font color="#CCCCCC"> attend your selfie</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">back the goal is I'm gonna hit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Tom B's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">coming towards me with these</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> things</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">better wear a helmet</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what helmet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> ever heard one now that<font color="#CCCCCC"> Mase dude these</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">are way too many</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I feel yeah this one's</font> gonna<font color="#CCCCCC"> be tough to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not get hit by okay</font> just swing wide and swing low dude that's dangerous<font color="#CCCCCC"> you took out his knee</font> though that's not strong look<font color="#E5E5E5"> at that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay that's it that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a no immediate no</font> immediate no dude that crouching zombie [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">guys this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Justin we're doing a fan</font> product episode where<font color="#E5E5E5"> you guys decide</font> all the products<font color="#CCCCCC"> that'll be in that</font> video<font color="#E5E5E5"> I am getting more sweet your</font> product ideas and our<font color="#CCCCCC"> twitter using</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hashtag dope</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fan products and we'll</font> release some polls on your<font color="#CCCCCC"> toe all of</font> you will decide<font color="#CCCCCC"> the top ten winners</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> turn<font color="#E5E5E5"> all right</font> this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> the first one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that we saw it's a</font> cookie it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> workhorse machete</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">these people understand the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> irony of</font> putting a knife in a package<font color="#CCCCCC"> like this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">no I know I need the knife to open</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it I</font> think the scissors is the most underrated weapon we tell<font color="#E5E5E5"> kids not to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">run</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but what if they did</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ponder on that for having oh come on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just machines an invisible sword</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> beats</font> actually really not sharp at<font color="#E5E5E5"> all he gets</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">more just one wow this is this is a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really dull it's also made to cut trees</font> yeah so maybe it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just more durable</font> than it is sharp<font color="#CCCCCC"> see I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really bad cut</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah that's really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not good not Martha</font> Stewart recommended<font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right let's try</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> all right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kukri here and</font> as you can<font color="#CCCCCC"> see right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we got some</font> flying zombats<font color="#CCCCCC"> Amba some bags on bags alright</font> here we<font color="#CCCCCC"> go what is that what is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> a grappling</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hook</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I have to</font> grapple<font color="#CCCCCC"> you have to make it I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to</font> build this is a DIY<font color="#E5E5E5"> video I can't even</font> grapple this idea<font color="#CCCCCC"> ah dude</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell me about</font> it but it's got me hooked<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">doesn't come</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with instructions that's</font> sick yeah you're screwed<font color="#CCCCCC"> there's three</font> pieces<font color="#E5E5E5"> no instructions</font> looks like you're screwed so I take this rope was<font color="#CCCCCC"> a spring spring loaded brother</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">: yeah I don't know what a grappling</font> hook looks like<font color="#E5E5E5"> really I don't never</font> play Batman oh yeah right I have zero<font color="#CCCCCC"> real-world</font> experience with a grappling<font color="#E5E5E5"> hook</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but I</font> didn't make that mistake<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">remember that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> being called a grappling</font> hook but that's cuz<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm a dumb what are</font> you doing you<font color="#E5E5E5"> have to screw it in bro</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you can't screw</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it in an</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> angle dude</font> yeah my<font color="#CCCCCC"> fault now you both are totally</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doing it wrong</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now yes oh</font> you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it doesn't go that way all</font> you do is wrap up the side throw it up <font color="#CCCCCC">you got that loose what are you doing</font> we're getting ready<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> go test this dude</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh you're done yeah they're first first</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tried 30 minutes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not I did all of it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna even touch it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I resorted to</font> getting work<font color="#CCCCCC"> done on my phone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ordered food</font> hey that's work it feels like<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's go</font> do it <font color="#E5E5E5">alright we have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the grapple the goal</font> here is<font color="#CCCCCC"> to grapple something I'm not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sure what you're gonna actually I</font> wouldn't try to grapple<font color="#E5E5E5"> that I would</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this is gonna fall in some his head I'm</font> gonna throw from here so I'm gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> hurt</font> anybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> it'll hurt you look at these</font> spikes <font color="#E5E5E5">yep you're actually not supposed to hold</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it by</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the thing you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> supposed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to grab it</font> by the<font color="#CCCCCC"> rope and let the momentum</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> swing</font> it up don't do<font color="#E5E5E5"> it I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna let it sit</font> we'll remove it in a second<font color="#E5E5E5"> I will say</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that it's surprisingly worked well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> I'm gonna give it a dope I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> think</font> it's made<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> green materials but I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think it's gonna be a dope for what we</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> so it's pretty cool so I'll say</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dope I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> getting this thing because it's</font> obscene Indian<font color="#E5E5E5"> War Club</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> semicolon made</font> of virtually unbreakable<font color="#E5E5E5"> polyethylene</font> how many<font color="#E5E5E5"> four inches overall it's made</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to break concrete you're supposed to</font> break concrete with it you can<font color="#CCCCCC"> vary</font> concrete with that no way<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's go</font> outside<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the sidewalk</font> what is this<font color="#CCCCCC"> hello hello that would put</font> a hole<font color="#CCCCCC"> in your head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh yeah yeah one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> the best<font color="#E5E5E5"> way what's so good way to put a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">kid</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is there a whole day</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no it's still</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pretty clogged</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Tanner can you do a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> quick</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">search of what this is many sources have</font> claimed<font color="#E5E5E5"> that indigenous tribes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> created</font> the design<font color="#E5E5E5"> based on European firearms</font> the tribes who encounter the British <font color="#E5E5E5">French and colonial soldiers were</font> impressed<font color="#E5E5E5"> by their usage of a musket</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that once it's shot was spent could</font> easily be reversed<font color="#CCCCCC"> held</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by the metal</font> barrel and used as a harrowing bludgeoning weapon in<font color="#E5E5E5"> close quarters</font> combat<font color="#CCCCCC"> interesting</font> oh that's deal<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's steel steel what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's not plastic like this is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Polly</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pepper lean or whatever it's called poly</font> propylene<font color="#E5E5E5"> this is steel how's it</font> attached though that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the thing</font> Oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> see it's gonna break off you think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I think so okay so here's what I want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> do I<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to see if this thing can just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">puncture the head and not crush it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> how would<font color="#E5E5E5"> you want to do that just so I</font> can<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know put stuff in it it's after</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">playing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you a zombie</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> carcasses</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> put a quarter in<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know that would</font> hurt<font color="#E5E5E5"> all right we'll see if you can do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it I'm gonna try</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Finnick</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just a hole</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's it all you</font> gotta do now<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> poor sweet drink</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't want to splatter my signal</font> earache this a note because<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't like</font> that there's a screw at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the end ruins a</font> little bit because it's got<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> long what</font> do you say I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't before</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the next</font> product<font color="#CCCCCC"> everybody I have an exciting</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">announcement to make</font> we dope<font color="#CCCCCC"> or dope have teamed up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">YouTube memberships</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to ensure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that you</font> guys can have<font color="#CCCCCC"> a bigger role in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> our</font> content we want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to make sure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that you</font> guys<font color="#CCCCCC"> have a voice and you guys do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font> let's make it<font color="#E5E5E5"> be heard you guys will get</font> access to a<font color="#CCCCCC"> bunch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of secret Q&A</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pulls</font> live streams behind the scenes and<font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font> so so much<font color="#CCCCCC"> more so if you guys want to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">see a bunch of what goes on and open up</font> you'll get<font color="#E5E5E5"> to see it here we are excited</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to begin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this different new exciting</font> journey<font color="#E5E5E5"> so if you want to learn more</font> about it and go<font color="#E5E5E5"> on a wild ride with us</font> your crew of life and love <font color="#CCCCCC">hit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that join button down below to learn</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">more about it and we will ride along</font> together ain't that right hop<font color="#E5E5E5"> router down next</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">product whoa what is that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's a hammer</font> that's right I<font color="#E5E5E5"> just like axes what can I</font> say chop this wait see if you<font color="#E5E5E5"> can not</font> crush it and just drop it in half because<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tanner</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> night you know what I</font> mean this is like<font color="#E5E5E5"> the baby and Tanner</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I are fighting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> over it so you have</font> to like to invite it<font color="#CCCCCC"> to who</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> deserves it</font> mom we're divorcing<font color="#CCCCCC"> we would like to</font> have each have<font color="#CCCCCC"> something equal weight</font> you can have it I want the weekends it means more<font color="#E5E5E5"> to him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">than it does to me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> custody but</font> that's not<font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> supposed to me who wants</font> this<font color="#E5E5E5"> baby I'll take half I won't because</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> him I feel pretty</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">clean-cut yeah it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> alright let's go</font> test<font color="#CCCCCC"> this looks like an ordinary hatchet</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">from Home Depot</font> from El Salvador oh it's special you <font color="#E5E5E5">feel your pain</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like you I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font> familiar no I<font color="#E5E5E5"> just I was saying you're special</font> I'm gonna try<font color="#CCCCCC"> and cut</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> these pineapples</font> straight in<font color="#E5E5E5"> half the other side because</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's completely</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> different</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I didn't like</font> spongebob<font color="#E5E5E5"> single spongebob me in this</font> whole<font color="#CCCCCC"> video and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just did dang it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I say</font> that's a<font color="#E5E5E5"> joke no basic it's an axe</font> nothing special<font color="#CCCCCC"> thank you guys</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">joining us today</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> especially</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you Barbara</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and Ethan I love you guys so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> much and if</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> guys had a laugh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with someone else</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">today make sure you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guys carry that over</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> one of these two videos this one is</font> the apocalyptic video that<font color="#E5E5E5"> rekted with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">my yes tell me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about it yeah two</font> sentences we used fruit and destroyed it that was one take it<font color="#CCCCCC"> also</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> check out this</font> one<font color="#E5E5E5"> as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way they used to recommend just</font> for you<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wait to see you over</font> there and<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you don't go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> over</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">will</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> literally get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> out to sleep I'm go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">cry goodbye</font> still here now goodbye
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Channel: DOPE or NOPE
Views: 3,273,574
Rating: 4.9576197 out of 5
Keywords: mystery, mystery box, secret, ebay, etsy, irl, in real life, online shopping, funny, fun, comedy, hilarious, online, diy, 2019, best, unboxing, unbox, fails, amazon, matthias, dope or nope, hi5 studios, reacting to, cringe, cringy, on amazon, trending, reaction
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Length: 24min 0sec (1440 seconds)
Published: Fri Mar 01 2019
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