Buy Whatever You Want, But It Can Only Be 1 Color!

why are you holding it like that matt i need you to cut right up here just this top part careful though kitty commander here we got a chat in our 10-6 guys look i'm chewing solid food look at matt he's recovered from previous episodes i'm chewing solid food again guys comment down below how proud of matt you are for being able to eat solid foods now and surviving what seemed to be the mouthpocalypse it was the mouthpocalypse literally a pothole he made a pothole joke in his mouth [Music] so what are you gonna do with that extra space i'm gonna put a bluetooth in there i thought he was shoving nuts in it like a squirrel earlier so you're doing outside storing it for winter dude guys welcome to dopernell this is the channel where we rate products doper notes of you that just clicked and have never watched overnight before i recently got a tooth pulled and now there's a hole and now he's walking miles a day i feel faint drink water a little pale but unlike his pale lookingness today we're each picking one vibrant color and then you get to buy whatever you want as long as it is that color i could have done the easy thing and just to sign those colors because it's like oh woods you're more of a green today no real green no you're a red today look at the anger red red red red and i could be like i'm a rainbow i can pick any color but that's not the case oh okay it's not the case i could have but i didn't it's not the case instead we have a random color generator now it doesn't have to be this exact hex code for the color okay oh so easy mode got it it's like it goes on amazon it's not the right hex code it just has to be that color so like for instance look at the screen that's more of a darkish forest looking green that's just green just pick green and then maybe we can do hard mode in another episode where it's like either light green or dark green yeah we're really innovating over here guys guys youtube a genius we're going to pick the colors right now i'm going to start this is cold in the hole start my color is pink oh man what do you even get that's pink and why does it have to be pink everything is pink i don't want anything that's pink too late bro you got pink i wanna die all right matt your turn click the button of truth what is this orange you got orange honestly orange could be a cool color orange is like the color of all nerf guns orange is the color of this company not for long click it blue pink blue the passive boy you are yeah just like the wee lad that's all right do we all know our colors matt what's your color orange nice woods what is your color it's blue guess what mine is pink okay see what it is who goes first matt okay yeah he is the most injured i am so injured first this is satisfying how many orange things are coming this is kind of satisfying i've never seen this i gotta start thinking about what's pink dude crush is such a good soda yeah i do like crush it's like a cow from keenan and kale and own soda just foam me yeah um you've never seen okay welcome to good burger home with a good burger can i take you look at that you know what's orange star wars star wars roblox ahsoka tano is orange you can't buy people matt donald trump is orange bye donald that's pretty orange right oh it's a bit red on the bottom i'm going to be i'm sure it's color changing bro so that's your like third lightsaber you can never have too many lights he is a collector they're all on the ground in the in the other room nobody said he's a good collector again this is a lot more difficult than i thought it'd be you know this is pretty difficult if you were to get the color like black or white you'd be like tearing this up boom nice lightsaber chopsticks do you eat a lot of asian food yes that is haunting is she from the conjuring she looks like gollum bro that's an actual golem face oh wow she does tom give me the one by one oh my god they look super happy add the cart no this is matt's product ding dong oh these are not what i thought they'd be that's cool you'd always see where your sushi is honestly i hate that no offense hey man i hate you pineapple watch out spongebob's on it [Music] this is a hawaii forever roll here you guys are killing me today why you still trying to knuckle me i'm not trying to pound it i don't just throw those out why does this guy look like nick from new girl right now hey no stop trying to pound me no i'm going to schmidt for the new girl what'd you say nick here's winston what my ears hurt so yeah matt would you say it's a dope this is your products are you going to keep them uh no you're not going to keep no they melt when you eat hot food they're not real they won't actually slice up your food this is mad because these lightsabers aren't real take your fake lightsabers back in the dark side form okay so now the next part yo can we bring back those phone holders well the ones that we crack the velcro i'll do it with you get an orange one i'll get a blue one imagine a three going back in the past you into this [Laughter] retractable wallet this kid wants to be effective and i appreciate it what can i help you yeah what would you say it's what you couldn't get this is really cool looking oh it's only eight bucks can't be that high quality cigarette holder well it's a business card holder imagine what's with a business card yes i do business it just says tools and stuff says a good time called this number for a good time blue backpack let's make it a cool background let me make one of these crazy ones what's a good backpack brand man jan's part danceboard this is dragon get the dragons woods we can share that one it's blue and orange maybe like wall art i like this one maybe a nike backpack nike when's the last time you moved i literally just moved last weekend he meant like actively like activity half my job is manual labor what do you mean yeah this is clean i just need something simple to carry my uh stuff add the cart oh that's way sicker get that one boom add the card if you're gonna buy it you better like it that's my only rule i appreciate that oh it's your backpack oh is it boy i'm gonna end there backpack backpack all the world is gonna fit inside my big blue backpack that's why you need to hop off of my back units sorry i couldn't think of another way that's a pretty generic backpack i'm gonna be honest with you yeah 15 inches it can hold doubt it it's for the athletic tech type you don't move what you don't move dude i move look at that i like it it's got like three pockets i'll be honest it's a sad looking backpack wouldn't you like more pockets no i'd lose stuff you'd lose stuff in more pockets yeah you just put more stuff in bigger pocket you put more stuff in bigger pockets woods you kind of give me the vibe like the kitty went to high school but with an empty backpack what were some of the ways you guys got bullied in high school emotionally one time this girl came up to me and she said wait you got barely burped uh you're not even that sexy [Music] that doesn't seem accurate i said i miss you those are the years that shape us [Laughter] next product all right tayden your turn pink pink pink boy oh okay get a pink eye oh puts it down and fist bumps dude a pink chair for your pink butt pink glove should i get that's kind of sick oh it's for women i got big man hands the boys on the course are gonna make fun of you yeah it's a bad idea i don't know can you make fun of someone while playing golf i don't think that fits together quietly hey chad did you take a look at ronnie what's that you don't have spinners on your lexus i have spinners on my lexus and my golf cart dude that's such a hard word it's a word now color computer stuff let's see what computer stuff comes up from pink that's a cool pc bro 84 dollars that's just the tower just the case yeah dude look at the headphones those are kind of sick honestly those are cute and then i can wear them test them out where maybe the whole episode to just drown out the sorrows of youtube yeah i'm going to add the car oh my kitty ears are in take a look we got the kraken kitty edition first off worst cracking ever what kind of cracking is a kitty a butt crack i've been waiting for these i just got a ps5 so i'm gonna be uh using these do the kitty ears light up yeah they do actually oh man that's the reason i got them definitely send me a picture then it takes a lot of confidence to work pink kitty or headphones and be proud of it they said tanner take your style to the next level when it comes to streaming looking good for your audience is part of the fun they don't know i don't stream but they got my first name right so you've never streamed i've streamed even in the toilet it's more of a spritz you need to drink more water the cat's out of the bag that one works somebody hold a tally of how many of my jokes actually worked with them i'm just not in the mood to courtesy left today so apologies first off these are made very well 150 for these oh yeah that's how i got this is so comfortable they're actually pretty sound dampening oh wow they light up oh yeah it's just really bright in here kitty commander here we got a chat in our 10-6 i'm gonna be honest i would absolutely subscribe to you on twitch if you had a twitch channel called kitty commander every little bit when you're just trying to go hard you're like all right die die it's like the tiny cat and shrek oh poo some boots when he's a little cat he said puss yeah poo some boots [Laughter] you're not saying puss right so here's my only thing i don't like about it i think it's only usb you mean us boos by the way guys can i use this with my ps5 is not syntek this is razer stop flooding my subreddit okay yeah let's see what you look like with a pump this is like the movie cats versus dogs and this is matt looks like he's commanding a fleet of cats to go bully some dog i have the black version of these without the ears i wore him in the last gg video that's a dope next product honestly this is kind of sick that is pretty tight and it has an american flag on the front what did you type in edc everyday carry no electric daisy orange food orange food orange favorite color snack kit that is actually jackpot that is all the colors dude fast breaks are my favorite i'll pay you for it and add carp no this is matt's this is your orange stuff orange is the new best color orange you glad i didn't say banana i'm upset that it opens this way oh i really want to try these honey hawaiian chips my snack my color you can't touch my color is this like a lunch no this is just snacks if this was your lunch you'd be horribly unhealthy that's exactly what i wish my school lunch is got some vitamin c in here i got a fruit cup guys i got goldfish you're a fruit you are what you eat hey man that's offensive in this climate it's not even that hot out well when it gets hotter it will be oh amanda loves these nut bars yeah hey tanner why don't you try these i heard these are really good you too sensibly sweet sesame things oh look at that uh airheads too and then we have nature valley oh peanuts that's for you guys um that has a tree allergy if you guys want to take matt out make sure you send all of your tree nuts to our p.o box in the car don't do it we will call the police this is just sesame seeds i'm not eating these this is definitely hummingbird food do you like it my hummingbird friend here loves it this is old bro dude i love fast breaks i used to be my favorite candy bar oh it's just falling apart you like fast breaks yeah try it you're not going to i don't think it's supposed to look so dusty on the inside this is the best word it's dusty yeah well yeah i'm sorry you took like three sesame seeds off and take a man bite trying to intimidate him so sexist it's misogynistic [Laughter] you're gonna give me a massage okay yeah this is garbage woods this is pretty good i'll be honest okay i'd vote dope okay next product that was a dope hold on woods you got to explain this please explain why you just did that i have a dope nope wish list i only have one thing on it and i've got ranges the only i like this kit dude he's planning the only spreadsheet he's ever made is a wish list the only time i've ever seen this kid plan for anything is what could i get from a dope and open he's like turner what are we filming today i'm like we're doing a video like you can buy whatever you want color goes perfect that's like he's like i really want to get this i wonder if they have it in the color why don't you just search blue wallet didn't even search the color his only thing he has to do today is get this color what why'd you just type in blue i kind of wanted to see what would come up yeah oh blue mic that's pretty sick yeah that's really nice you have to use it on set though you have to do an 863 podcast okay and it's going to be called woods thoughts can i get the black one no this kid's an idiot that's woods woods this is yours what are you going to use with mike a podcast he's going to start his own podcast hey maybe he'll show up to our meetings now it's called it's called subject 3. it just angers me [Laughter] matt wants me to pay attention to meetings more i literally hit him up yesterday i was like hey man i'm gonna give you some feedback you had your camera off the entire meeting and it looked like you weren't present can you pay attention more and engage more and he's like yeah yeah maybe give me a blue yeti microphone and i will i will this is some just internal drama do you guys want us to start a podcast called high five t spill did you guys hear about gg they didn't show for the meeting sorry guys are you going to open that or what i'm done ad-libbing it's taking so long because your guys's jokes are horrible this thing has got some real weight to it you could say that microphone is busting wow this is a big microphone why does this look like the thing that that is in the beginning of a pixar movie that jumps around and jumps on the eye oh look you can just change the the pattern of recording tom change matt's voice every time he moves the dial i love daft punk so your first podcast is available now now on quebec i don't know what that is i don't even think that's a thing oh okay click down below on the quivik link i would listen to wood's ramble for an hour by himself though no no guess i can know what comes on it's just like wood stock honestly when i'm like ranting to you guys i feel like everyone is just not paying attention she's not waiting for me to finish i enjoy it actually dude i want to actually try that would you guys listen if i just rambled for 10 minutes straight and then uploaded it and it just will be like a problem that i'm trying to figure out don't you have that the exact channel tips harder when you can't make something new because you've already made it give me a review are you are you enjoying it or how are you going to use it i like it in my hands dope next product cherry blossom nice beautiful can you really get a real bonsai tree from amazon i want one i'll kill it though like on purpose no not on purpose i'll kill it though oh my gosh this is beautiful i want this one it's fake i don't mind it being hey um does it go beautifully in my office okay i gotta make the joke looks like a statue of mother mary carved up why are you holding it like that matt i need you to cut right up here just the top part careful though guys this is a rare dope and help episode all right so i went through six years of schooling schooling didn't know how to do this to get confident hey guys if you know what this song is type it down in the comments below smoke on the water that's gotta be wonderwall this actually is like a cast like it's so hard to get off okay got that one funniest entendre i did on accident oh my goodness tanner dude it's not easy being cheesy i don't undress her like that she likes it rough don't break it chewing you just ripped it off what the heck was i think that's a part of it yeah can you unwrap that one no holy smokes bro this is honestly exhausting you bought it yeah i didn't i was buying a tectonic plate what full of garbage nice joke count that as one of the jokes that didn't work i didn't even know that was a joke i don't even know i'm supposed to laugh this is really pretty when you don't like look at it you look away from it this thing's hot with the lights off i could use a little fake grass in my life wow that is horrific this is absolute garbage can material look how beautiful it looks on camera from the top down right now all right this is her she's a bad beauty she's a little short yeah i like it this is a dope honestly i'm gonna still use it next product that's dope uh juice squeezer squeezer squeezer squeezer dude why is the second thing i typed in that's cool things that are pink is provocative and disgusting so you can hold it like like a drink you can hold it like this i won't i won't either it drinks out of it dude maybe a hydro flask i don't like hydrophosis okay pretentious oh dude yo love leathermans you like leather men i didn't say i like men in leather i said i like leatherman how do you feel about men in leather though my bad 81 bucks dude do it i like the orange nothing orange or is this red it looks like a transformer i don't know oh it's red it says red right here what the frick just type in orange leatherman i like this you use that to cut people out of your life i can tell when tanner is like worried a joke's not gonna land i actually felt that was solid i was pretty proud of that got back to your behavior right after you said the joke he was like did i do that he got real nervous instantly honestly i took melatonin last night it is jacking me up right now bro what yeah absolutely you ever like do you see me just rubbing my nipple a little bit that was weird and i've only that's the second time i've ever taken it and i woke up after like six hours and drove for four and a half and i was just the whole time like is this real life i think i saw santa twice did you have a bad dream i didn't stop dreaming from the moment i fell asleep if that's and i don't know if that's really good sleeper really no it's not great sleep oh well yeah that's probably why you're going to get sick i'm going to get the scissors why oh you can cut leather with you matt's actually doing leather making now oh yeah a little bit i made like a little card holder for my my deck of cards that's leather when a glowforge cuts leather basically a glow for just cutting skin it's scarring it yeah did it smell it smelled like burnt human skin how do you know what that smells like because i've had that on you yes do you remember when when i cut that mole off and it wouldn't stop bleeding and i was like oh man so i really banished myself up i went to i went to bed i woke up and there's just blood everywhere i took it off still bleeding eight hours didn't stop bleeding i i think i cut a blood vessel and so i was like sick just this dumb tiny little mole that like just caught on everything when i would do work just had to get it off i went to the place and the guy is like it's so small i don't even know what i could do there it's too small for a stitch i'm like yeah i know it doesn't hurt just won't stop bleeding can't you cauterize it and he was like okay so he like comes back with this tool that is this wire that he turns it on and immediately gets red hot and then he goes burns my flesh right did he numb it first i don't remember metal and it smelled nasty it made me nauseous okay so i'm gonna get this wow your scissors are finally in his that can't be saved these are my scissors leatherman is a great brand i love my leatherman knife you like leather men did i make that joke yo it's got a holster bro the scissors are foldable i folded some scissors in my lap can you do that all one more time this is honestly pretty cool oh yeah why don't you just marry it then what have you taken guess what's in this cookie can you imagine carrying around scissors though what kind of knife you got pair of scissors the scissors wait are they sharp though oh yeah here come my back here take out the okay yeah the bag [Laughter] i actually was trying to get rid of some skin oh it's just foldable scissors i thought there'd be like secret little attachments and yeah there is there's this and there's something else those are people with like crickets and like not enough problems they're the ones who wear the shirts that are like i have a problem just stitch it it's like so wet but it's like s-e-w what does something more difficult to cut like it's cardboard this is not an easy cut give me a penny a penny i've caught a penny before with scissors i mean i haven't law enforcement he's right here oh i don't that'll break this for sure i don't think this is advertised to cut a penny how did you find a penny bailey no that's the energy i need call this man out i've got a penny in half finds a penny oh i can't do that instantly it's against the law constantly retracted where's she these aren't penny scissors oh okay this is a 1999 penny this only cuts above 2 000. after 1999 they started using it okay yeah they stopped making them cuttable yeah less cuttable i still rate this a dope even if it doesn't cut pennies it's your turn what bought blue man group tickets for this saturday night do you feel a little relieved that you no longer have to think about things that are i wasn't thinking about it to begin with oh yeah i'm surprised you didn't go immediately for tools woods yeah that's literally your go-to i wasn't thinking hey can i get something that's 209. no it doesn't look like you're gonna be happy to have that what about if i'm really happy to have it and it's 279 dollars okay didn't you buy a 250 tree tanner no mine's less than 250. no i'm pretty sure it's 250 dollars tanner spent the most money here can we just look at this list you bought 80 scissors take a second okay all right did you add this to cart no i didn't could you do a thing you're gonna have to build it by the way before and actually how can i do that i don't have a tool trust what if you lose your hands then what then you're gonna have to buy me some blue hooks it takes you a couple years to work with your feet you would be able to do it but you'd have to learn why don't you start practicing now just in case let's have what's gonna happen what's going on look this is woods tool set bench cool thing can you get off the table you're blocking my key light honestly i could just watch woods try to unbox this for another three hours and i'd be content that's crazy i could totally help you i was just about to think about asking you grab the end of that box matt yeah sure hold up pull yeah you're so close oh it's working don't fall into the tv woods yay i just screamed for fun i think it wasn't his blue backpack in his blue tool set and his blue emotions oh and blue blonde uplina it's essentially this thing so what are you gonna use this for woods oh you know essentials give a quick review give a rundown of what's all in here okay so what we got here is two drawers for your tools uh and then we got a uh it looks like a lock cabinet then you got a bunch of hardware to put on you know your screwdrive rack your caster wheels look pretty industrious right here it's got a nice top mat you can either add another chest these drawers kind of suck what is that it's not for tools you're upset about getting this for free no you're upset about your free gift the worst review channel ever are you upset because i got you that for free no it's great how much was it two hundred and nine dollars i'm gonna go with no so we're returning it or no i'll use it okay thanks woods next product wow dude once you get some of those leggings tuned i like it whoa i don't want to look at that dude those things are rocking look at those shorts you don't have legs like that bro but i'm just trying to help you out you tell me you wouldn't want to look at my legs in those pants you have chicken legs do some squats you already have those are the feelings are those too short for me to wear to work yes so just me ask people who don't want to see it yes pink love sack ooh for you and hayley or you and me for us me and you hey hey you're orange oh yeah okay there it is this is exactly what i want to get i literally suggested this to you you said skateboard you didn't say the long board that's not even a penny board bro that's what i'm saying it's the uh [Laughter] here we go i'm getting this one 22 inches all right maybe a little top heavy but okay i'm a top heavy kind of guy i hate that it's orange and pink it's a bad color combo terrible but it's the only one that was pink they didn't have pink and like white but it's kind of like mine in your colors mixing now ooh it does have a turquoise truck that's pretty beachy yeah it's nice i like the turquoise saves it not bad bearings they spin very nice very quiet let's give it the spin test it works i honestly think this is my coolest squat board yet oh i like that the screws match the trucks you want to go ride skateboards later let's do it why don't you ask me you're gonna be too busy building your rage cager to that thing as well rage gage it's a tool cage so you're going to jump in it got him you're a tool he got caught in 4k depression with his backpack on yeah get back to class bueller fit bjorn i was going to say problematic i'm going to say ferris bueller but it's like sexy bueller this might be the goofiest episode of dope renault oh yeah this is honestly the coolest thing we've gotten to know oh really give or take how about i cut it in half with my scissors what i picked socks yeah i got some lightsaber pencils what a box of candy you could buy at a gas station scissors you got actual scenes yeah i got scissors holy smokes we did it matt kind of got tired in a little bit because it took me a long time to find that last product turns out it's unreasonably difficult for me to find things that i want in the color pink sorry pink any last words if you guys enjoy this video check out this video right here it hits it's different it hits different check out this video right there it's one of the youtubers just for you and let us know if you want to see us do this kind of trend in a different style video we were thinking about maybe like buy whatever you want from the mall as long as it's color and then we have to go in person and then we have to find things in person at the mall buy whatever we want from vaughn's i need to go grocery shopping as long as it fits in my bridge we should do uh buy what you can carry what about buy what your assistant can carry i just don't feel like carrying stuff we'll see you guys

Channel: DOPE or NOPE

Views: 1,400,012

Keywords: dope or nope, dope, matthias, hi5 studios, funny, funny videos, comedy, jokes, amazon, amazon prime, colors, 1 color, products, shopping haul, amazon haul, haul, humor, expensive, amazon products, team edge, amazon favorites

Id: iIO9ufchJTI

Length: 27min 6sec (1626 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021