X-RAY ABUSE | Papers Please - Part 4

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to papers please all right so we got this double click inspect i'm hoping that it just means i can click on a piece of information that doesn't seem right and it'll automatically do it that would probably be much too easy but either way let's do this come on i'm ready for you i need to make some money because otherwise my family is going to starve hey what's up bud how you doing you ain't bald dude what is this okay maybe you are bald never mind okay so it's not that way the space bar is just as easy why would they why would i do that it's it's no any it's not any easier jack off all right i guess this works oddly enough it works have a good day [Music] should we evacuate for that little oh god oh god [Music] what do you mean horse bomb a simple microwave let's just cut the wires in order okay one two three four okay all done back door oh my god okay good great this is great this is good dark hair this is what you would call dark hair okay match is cool yeah okay let's you know you're you know you're good you're good just go ahead have a good day great i don't know if they're i don't know if they're allowed to have like multiple things happen to him plan to work okay sure you do sure you do work you know what if if i gave him a thing it must be okay that's what i'm guessing if i was able to give him a card it must be all good and i was right oh my god dude dude well you're not getting in that's the thing good oh hi pal give me the coded documents sure there you go whatever dude give me something in return both agents ourselves was born the order fulfilled the same world state when tyranny ends we will disappear again sure okay thanks pal do i get paid for this kalechia huh matches okay that matches transit would you say a couple of days nope nope this is expired that's not a good excuse have a good day offer me bribes maybe then i'll talk alton that's good 181 that's a little ambitious your weight's a bit different what's this on your leg i don't even know what that's supposed to be sorry pal you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go bro you gotta go you gots to go canistora yep sixty uh what do you guys going on here what's all that for come on you're killing my average my dudes you're killing my average oh my god how many times do we gotta tell you no weapons no weapons oh these people they constantly just like oh yeah whatever i'll bring grenades on my back not gonna happen my dudes not gonna happen hey what's up is this you yeah okay 175 that's pretty good 56. we got burnt in that's good paradisma nope we got a problem here sorry you're uh expired nah this is a typographical error have a good day later nerd all right the ministry of income has cleared all wrongdoing your savings will not be returned a cheaper class a department is available well why won't they be returned if i'm cleared of all wrongdoing then shouldn't i be returned shouldn't all of it be returned to me shouldn't it all be returned apparently it should not all be returned but whatever hopefully i get some bribes tomorrow ministries fight over staff qualified guard soldiers in demand consolidation resignment at border okay what does that mean for me fight overstaff does that mean i'm gonna get paid more what's the deal what's the deal my dudes key the ministry of justice is pretty appropriated the outer guard detail you are now responsible for controlling trespasser activity the provided key can be used to unlock the tranquilizer gun once an alarm has been raised i'm sorry what compensation you will receive a bonus for stopping any trespasser or smaller bonuses provided for firing on but missing your target weapons protocol review instruction diagram on the following page when the alarm sounds drop the key on the tumbler to unlock a weapon select the gumma inman fire time is short act fast i'm sorry oh i am sorry where is where where where am i where all right whatever let's do this yeah that seems right hey bud can i get my bonus you die did [Music] okay [Music] all right thanks thank you i guess thank you i guess i'm in charge now i suppose hi how are you uh kolechia huh that's interesting okay height this is all good dark hair i guess that makes sense numbers good okay i wanted to find something bad about this but apparently it's good cause no trouble okay you need like [Music] only our associates you know what hey this is good stuff i appreciate it i love a good bribe i love a good bribe i love a good bribe i love a good bribe i love a good bride you are back how many engineers did you meet i got four calls three were civil engineers useless i need mechanicals i told you what do you mean mechanicals it didn't say oh well thanks oh my god thank you all right have a good one hey take care of you jesus christ i'm piling on the money today is a money day hey what's up how you doing you passed through two days pauline okay that's good overweight according to who 170s a little ambitious outer grooves outer grooves yeah outer grooves oh what's this all about look i don't judge but they make me ask all right well they make me ask look it's not me it's not on me well interesting there's a bit of a problem sorry friend sorry i don't make the rules in fact i don't even enforce them half the time hi one month date's good that's whoa oh god oh wait wait wait wait okay okay grab the gun oh got you what do you think you're doing to me you ain't doing nothing you ain't doing nothing i got you [Laughter] yeah goddamn wow wow i didn't get very lost salary but hell the bribes out my ass so many bribes i got a feeling that all this is going to come to a head it's soon graston incident highlight security risk further breach is predicted and tegri and whistleblower turned away from united fed let me guess i got to do more who the hell are you who the hell are you green man okay [Music] hi hello [Music] heard that you were from nurse i grew up there but i have not been back in many years still as shittle as before of course this is what i remember too i am sergio it's good to meet you i will do my best to keep you safe okay thank you that's nice you're nice you're probably gonna die i have a funny feeling that you're gonna die but i'm gonna keep you safe my friend i'm gonna keep you safe ain't nobody gonna get through with any kind of explosive device ain't nobody gonna do nothing to nobody what is this diplomatic discussion you say well uh the seal looks good the name is not good there's a discrepancy here well let's double check just in case okay this matches all right kim robadinska okay all right looks good better uh update that info oh hey welcome back [Music] border attacks are not easy unknown extremist groups are responsible the order aims so we can corrupt power sun will not injury innocence is we'll arrive today and uncover extremists okay but who today oh interesting i don't know what this is all about but okay okay yp9 interesting oh interesting is that important is this what it needs to be dude i don't know i don't know well something's happening there whatever oh it'll probably say easy it'll probably say easy right okay either way you're good you're good to go it'll probably say easy that's what it'll do it's going to say ezik on it press eh let's see something here [Music] nope this ain't nothing to nobody it ain't nothing nobody sorry you can't get in you don't have the paperwork look it's the law which i follow to a t it's just the rules [Music] easy huh all right well you're going in have a good one the others do not agree but i believe the man in red is not a threat what never mind okay the man in red the dude the dude who is trying to get a lot of uh different stuff going on man there's so much information that i'm trying to juggle all at once outer groose lusty cosmo date is good male picture's kind of bug-eyed but it's whatever you're good so that was a decent day why follow the god damn it son's birthday's in two days small package arrived ooh nice hey thanks for that hey thank you well this is so far so good everything seems to be running smooth now import protests unbalanced trade restrictions claims are unfairly texas emporium goods our associates iron border internal media reveals entry visa bias well look you didn't have an entry permit you didn't have an entry permit what am i gonna do about that you didn't have a permit if you don't have a permit what am i going to do nothing unfavorable international presses affected immigration protocol denials must be accompanied by a reason for denial stamp a new computer ranking system has been installed interrogate discrepancies to prime the reason for denial stamp if applicant clarifies discrepancy sufficiently approval is authorized even while reason for denial stamp remains available interesting more things i gotta do but okay all right let's do this i guess so many goddamn rules hey what's up how you doing where's your supplementation okay you never got one you got this and then the reason reason for denial there you go you got you got it and then you're good for what reason it's clearly stamped there oh screw you anyways well look my dude my man it is what it is jenna stora nice band to remember that game intense good good glad you liked it okay you're not on my list all looks good here go rsk rs kick yeah you know man you know it man you know it man visiting duration two weeks that is good name is good used to be an inspector like you back in the fed we denied most people it's all done by computers now they can deny much faster that way yeah you're right it would be much faster if a computer did this because i feel like they could do that instead of me however you are good you are not getting denied today thank you for having all of your stuff in order good luck work 60 days good dates good whoa okay okay okay okay okay got this all right here we go and gotcha yeah easy the day was cut short by a terrorist attack your son's birthday is tomorrow he wants an expensive crayon set how expensive can a crayon set be almost as much as rent what the frick are these crayons kid goddamn those crayons more than food we can't eat those what are you even doing kid draw with a rock burn a piece of wood and use it for charcoal drawing learn to adapt with the tools that you have child crayons 25 crayons goddamn that's a whole month of rent or day i guess it's a whole day of rent i shot a dude today i could have gotten you some red want to get a cake look i'll pull some food together we'll get you a whole nother day's worth of food you can eat like a pig stuff yourself full puke you got green you got all the colors of a rainbow inside your body you just gotta extract it okay whatever happy birthday son happy birthday real happy to have you in my life impor begins trade sanctions immediately restricts all imports from arstotzka how does that affect me does that affect me in any way is that something i gotta deal with some other new layer of import rejects all important goods from arstotzka under a request from the ministry of trade the ministry a mission will react to this violation my aim is not like before you're lucky i'm here else you would have done ben blowed the frick up but i ain't gonna let that happen okay so all impor people get denied well that whoa we got freaking jason trying to cross the border here let's get this done hey what's up you from import oh sorry oh man this really is a thing um look you uh look you gotta you gotta go sorry impor is no good no good my god you guys are making this easy on me you guys are making this easy you guys are making this easy on me look i'm fine with this hey have a good day i know you are you from nurse i worked with your father years ago oh cool i was a little brat thanks guess what hey i'm in charge of whether you get in east creston there's gonna be something wrong here alton and whatever screw you you're a brat just get gone go back to nurse and tell them you're doing well here oh thank you that makes me feel better makes me feel better oh my wanted criminal there okay number matches name matches bobbed hair weight matches expiration is okay it is good you're good to go thankfully you're not from emporer because we ain't importing anything from there oh hey wow here you are again yeah you are everything's set up now come through often to see me good friends yeah it's weird passport number from skal a skull well you're lucky you're not from impor i mean it all seems to line up pretty good here mustache oh what's with the weight pal my wife very bad cook [Laughter] maybe you not like this what am i not like what am i not like my dude what what is that what is this my dude what is this what is this oh okay you're not a threat you know what just go man just go i like you just go okay thanks buddy thank you sure oh nope sorry buddy no entry from him poor i know it seems in poor taste but whatever it is good name still matches working the this is not oh yes it is i see tiny moi there okay great rapid united federation great rapid it's good birthday's good you're good to go we got no we got very few troublemakers today some nice friendly people why invalid work end date what do you mean work end date i didn't even know there was a work end date there's a work end date what do you mean a work end date what does that even mean probably less ranadi yeah okay just go i probably missed something there too i'm losing my touch yep i did hey what's this all about we have some questions for you you do not like my tone while i don't like your face i'm shocked that that actually was even remotely kind of like you but whatever it's fine it's all good it's all good whatever it's all fine it's fine your son has drawn a picture for you to take to work thanks kid thanks kid that's great kid that's great that's really good stuff import sanctions end over so fast what happened well i don't know maybe they were unfair i have no idea okay so that's all i have for this episode it's getting a little aggravating because there's so much stuff that i have to juggle but i assume that it's all gonna come falling apart as soon as everything blows up around me but i'm alive and so is my family and my son drew me a picture so that that really is all that really matters at the end of the day so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] bye

Channel: Markiplier

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Keywords: paper's please, markiplier, xray, part 4

Id: XUE5Y5-avUI

Length: 20min 13sec (1213 seconds)

Published: Mon May 10 2021

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