Santa's Elves Go On Strike

>>WHAT DO WE WANT? >>FAIR WAGES! >>WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM? >>NOW! >>WHAT DO WE WANT? >>FAIR WAGES! >>WHEN DO WE- >>ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO BEFORE CHRISTMAS-- SWEET EGG-NOG! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? >>THERE HE IS, FELLOW ELVES. LOOK UPON THE FACE OF THE OPPRESSOR! TYRANNY THY NAME IS SPRINKLES! [BOOS] >>OPPRESSOR? I'M JUST THE SHIFT MANAGER. WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? >>WE'RE FORMING A UNION TO HAVE A VOICE IN THE WORKPLACE. >>AND A SHRILL, HIGH-PITCHED VOICE IT IS. THE WORKING CONDITIONS HERE ARE LOUSY. THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE IS NEGATIVE 45 DEGREES, AND YOU MAKE US WEAR TIGHTS! >>YEAH! IT'S HAVOC ON MY SCIATICA. >>I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING THIS. SANTA HAS ALWAYS PAID HIS WORKERS FAIRLY AND DECENTLY. [BOOS] >>HE PAYS US IN CANDY CANES AND HOT COCOA! NOW I'M LIVING WITH AGGRESSIVE TYPE 2 DIABETES! >>YEAH, AND CINNAMON'S TEETH ARE ROTTING OUT. >>GREAT MAIDS A MILKING! IT'S LIKE STARING INTO THE ABYSS. >>AND YOU WON'T LET US GO SEE THAT ONE ELF THAT ACTUALLY BECAME A DENTIST! >>HERMEY IS DEAD TO ME! WOULD IT HELP IF WE HIRED MORE ELVES? >>THE HIRING PROCESS IS ALREADY QUESTIONABLE. WE'RE PRETTY SURE SOME OF US ARE JUST CHILDREN DRESSED AS ELVES. >>IT'S ADORABLE. AND ILLEGAL. >>AND WE HAVE NO MATERNITY LEAVE! >>IF YOU'RE EATING FOR TWO THEN YOU CAN WORK FOR TWO. [LOUD OBJECTIONS] >>SO, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, PAYMENT? YOU JUST WANT MORE MONEY? >>AND A FOOSBALL TABLE! >>YOU'RE ELVES! JUST MAKE A FOOSBALL TABLE. >>WE DON'T WANT TO TAKE OUR WORK HOME WITH US, SPRINKLES! >>THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. JUST THINK OF HOW HAPPY YOUR WORK MAKES THE WORLD. >>YOU MEAN THE 2 BILLION PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS? >>MOST OF WHICH JUST WANT HIGHLY COMPLICATED ELECTRONICS. >>SOME OF US HAD TO GET ADVANCED DEGREES TO PUT THAT STUFF TOGETHER. NOW WE'RE DROWNING IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT! >>UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX REPOSSESSED MY SLED! [BOOS] >>BE QUIET! SURE, THOSE NUMBERS SOUND HIGH. BUT REMEMBER WE DON'T MAKE TOYS FOR THOSE KIDS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. THEY GET A LUMP OF COAL. >>COAL THEY HAVE US MINING! >>THERE'S BEEN A COLLAPSE IN B SHAFT, SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO USE DYNAMITE IF WE WANT TO MAKE OUR QUOTA. [COUGHS] THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. >>I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE ALL THIS ANGER IS COMING FROM. >>THE CANDY CANE STRIPERS AND THE LOLLIPOP GUILD ARE UNIONIZED. >>AND THEY GET DENTAL! >>JUST PAY THE ELVES FAIRLY, GET A DENTAL PLAN, AND OUTSOURCE THE MORE COMPLICATED STUFF TO CHINA. THAT SIMPLE. >>NO DEAL. WHAT'S TO PREVENT ME FROM HIRING A BUNCH OF SCABS? I'M SURE THOSE MIDDLE EARTH ELVES WILL WORK FOR CHEAP. >>HOW DARE YOU! >>LEGOLAS IS A TOOL! >>OKAY, OKAY, PUT A FOOSBALL TABLE IN THE BREAK ROOM AND WE'LL THROW OUT THE DENTAL PLAN. >>DEAL! [CHEERS] [APPLAUSE] AH, LABOR DISPUTES. THEY'RE AS AMERICAN AS HOT DOGS AND BASEBALL. WHAT'S THE WORST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD? LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. AND DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE SO YOU CAN SEE MORE OF THESE VIDEOS THAT WE'VE LABORED SO HARD TO BRING YOU.

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Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, Santa Claus (Film Character), Elf (Character Species), Christmas Elf, Santa's Elves Go On Strike, Santa's Elves, Elves Go On Strike, Strike, Union, Santa, Elf, The Elf On The Shelf (Book), Strike Action (Film Subject), Protest, Dental, Christmas, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Parody, Sketch Comedy

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Length: 4min 12sec (252 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 11 2014