Worst Diet Pepsi Ever | Ashens

foreign [Music] to this one as you probably know a few of us here in Norwich are opening a geek Pub thing and I was around the back of it uh scrubbing walls because the whole thing's been vacated for sort of five six years basically and I went to empty the dirty bucket of water I had and I looked out of the window down into this little area which cannot be accessed except from inside of the pub itself so nobody had been down there for yeah five or six years and you know what I spotted I spotted this [Music] oh yes in an area under an overhang with an awful lot of pigeon poo there was a bottle of Diet Pepsi and of course I had to take it for science that's why I'm wearing gloves here it is now um oh hang on this bag isn't awful lot bigger than I thought it was today somewhere I'm sure here we go here we go yeah I don't really want that touching the sofa yes mint condition Diet Pepsi oh oh I've got pigeon poo on the sofa I was trying to avoid that in general and specifically um yeah so the question is what happens to Diet Pepsi after it's been sat outside unopened for over five years well first thing we need to do is try and check the uh best before date there's something on there Jan you make that Jan 14 is that when it was made or is that the best before date I don't know it seems unlikely to be the best before day unless it had been out there for years before they actually closed the that's a possibility it is a possibility and yeah conditions not amazing to be brutally honest with you as you may have noticed it's covered in pups um which is never amazing so let's have a think about this the first thing to look at is the cap Focus thank you um it's quite Rusty as one would expect the bottle seems all right it doesn't seem to have leaked or anything so I suppose really the fact that the well that the bottle is caked in horror is kind of irrelevant and probably wouldn't have affected it much I think what will have affected this is a the passage of time and B the fact has been outside so it's been down to like Sub-Zero temperatures and up to very hot temperatures as well depending on the time of year it also looks like an area where it may get direct sunlight at certain points so uh yeah it's probably been quite warm I'm gonna go and clean this in a minute and see if we can Garner some more information from it and what the point I don't want to open it when it's still classed I didn't yeah literal excrement so let's do a quick rotate for anybody who wants the 360 degree view there's the top and there's the bottom right let's jump cut to having cleaned this thing well that seems to have scrubbed up mostly all right um yeah some of the sticky stuff and I think stuff come up from the label down there but otherwise yeah it's always better when something isn't covered in Pigeon poo that's my own personal experience anyway yours may differ so something I spotted from here uh best before end see Nick yep it is inexplicably nine years out of date January 2014. if we can get up there we are yeah that's easy um so I don't know how long it's been outside it's been outside for at least five and a half years minimum quite possibly up to the full nine I just don't know but what I can tell you is I've tried a lot of different types of cola over the years they're always putting different things in it aren't they like a lemon and lime and vanilla and Cherry and all the other stuff but I think this is the first time I've ever tried birdshits Pepsi right okeydoke let's grab right here we go I feel I feel there should be some sort of drum roll for this hang on I've got the uh noise machine actually ready [Music] okay that didn't go as I expected because I forgot that this makes stupid noises from uh Betty Boop and also it didn't take the top off hang on [Music] thanks Betty shut up Betty Betty um shut up oh god there was a release of gas and I'm not just talking about the bitty shouting there oh look at that looks weirdly clear hopefully that's just a layer of bubbles on top um because it's not going down inside can we see that with that spilling everywhere yes we can there we are look right time for a quick Huff what does it smell like just smells exactly like Pepsi my god do you think it's going to be the same anyway it's occasions like this I like to break out the best glassware into the crystal with you it's still fizzy that's astonishing I've put that down very carefully to the left there right let's smell it now oh that's not right no no it's been decanted the smell is is very hard to describe it's still very sort of Pepsi smell but there's kind of a weird extra Edge to it and it's like sort of musky Edge yeah I can't really describe what that is it's very odd it's like somebody's dropped some alcohol or aftershave or something in it I can't really describe it anyway I am now going to sample a tiny tiny sip of this the tiniest sip in human history because it's gonna be bad I reckon chin chin oh god oh yeah that doesn't taste a Pepsi at all anymore oh it just tastes of like how to describe it slightly off water perhaps a hint of um something I don't say alcohol but that kind of fermentation sort of thing going on oh there are also weirdly stayed on the thing we're accepted oh dear oh that's that's not good that's as predicted it's not good I'm going to spit that back in actually oh yep I think what we've learned today is that against all common sense massively outdated Diet Pepsi that's been left out in the open for like years and years and years isn't very nice who would have known who could possibly have guessed oh dear that was yeah that's a taste I'm not gonna forget um and yeah it wasn't it's just sort of subtly off it's mostly sort of nothing really odd really odd I'm gonna look at the bottle now and see if stuff is sort of no I was gonna say it has stuff sort of fall into the bottoms I've been there's nothing it's entirely even all the way throughout as one would expect for a drink of that type I suppose right I'm gonna wash my mouth out with Napalm take care and I'll see you later I just had to add this bit right so just as I was putting things away I noticed there was a book at the side of the sofa that was delivered this morning that I'd left there that's the book that's been sitting next to me the whole time I've been doing this I didn't even realize [Music] [Music] subscribe forever

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Length: 8min 42sec (522 seconds)

Published: Sat May 20 2023