You Laugh You Lose Is Very Funny In Real Life...

[Music] funny [Music] we're gonna come back we're gonna make you laugh we're gonna come back [Music] hey tommy uh you know when you were at the hospital the other day um and you were you had a problem with your balls well i uh i'm here because um you actually dropped them so if you i'm sorry you should probably hang on oh my god oh gee oh that's bad that's really bad let's get another opinion on this can you try squeezing in the middle ow those right balls [Music] boy i'm in england i'm walking around in england i found this whoopee cushion in england hang on fighting in england making toots in england [Music] boy i hope that no one catches me doing this crime well hang on a minute young man oh no the police officer you're gonna be under arrest if you don't [Music] why would you do that [Music] i've prepared a series of visual gags [Music] [Music] we got two hot dogs over here looking a little too good so the sign posted up front no there's no food or drink right on steamy stuff we got a we got a code 1-3 potential swallower on our hands we might have [Music] jesus christ it's a good day to buy some crap i'm hoping somebody oh i should have buy some crap okay what what type of cracking you're selling well it's so if the cheapest starts off at 50 50 quid 50 pound crack that's that's ludacris prices right hold on this no this isn't a bit i'm this is genuine the bit was you're a crap salesman you sell craps he comes on and says how much for one crap you say 50 pounds you say that's incredulous that was the bit health i've been shot i've been shot oh my gosh oh batman so the cheapest crack cracks starts at 50 pounds i don't have 50 pounds that's incredulous [Music] that's hang on line [Music] and i'm here to grant your wildest wishes wishes three come on speak them up to me one two let your magic come out show me what you want the most let me peer inside what the [ __ ] i'm the new district representative for tower hamlet's council and nice [Music] [Music] i can't come without the assistance of my anger it's me viagra [Music] i really need to shave are you still [Music] [Music] yes [Music] [Music] this would be my first bar i've spat in many years sorry [Music] yes [Music] at the end of the day i keep it get gay because i'm bisexual and the girls go hey but also the guys yeah i keep it i keep it swinging don't tell my mom in case it goes south okay i ain't got a house so i've gotta i gotta keep it under wraps now i'm letting my straight guy on the mind ah um i'm straight that's great no it's not and together we come together we technoblade um i want to be remated as it is my last hope sorry sorry for a smoking hot body that's [Music] so i should have no crazy doing this [Music] wow [Music] take a look [Music] [Music] as soon as made eye contact i was like oh [ __ ] this box right here says it contains a hundred outrageous belly laughs and if that is even remotely true i'm about to get a whole lot of points you guys feeling uh you feeling funny are you sure you're gonna laugh you need a hand [Music] see those little grubby fingers do you feel them [Music] um uh show me your ass i thought there was gonna be a stack of cards in here it's actually just one and it says you're so lovely which is i don't really think that's a joke per se but yeah james i've got a big red job james i'm feeling i'm feeling kind of hot i might need your digging my big red fat red chubs my big red feeling [Music] extinguish me james [Music] this is where you'll be working uh this is your this is your office uh here's uh your equipment this would be where you're sitting okay let's take a seat hi uh good luck on your first day uh this is a wig [Music] [Music] [Music] in my balls comes on my dick but how help me out i put my [ __ ] into my dick james i can use both of my hands i didn't know that i could oh [Music] not yet anyway but now i can show you how to come with me hold your balls like this put the shaft like this and just go this is the whole [ __ ] jesus christ man anyone seen [ __ ] where's [ __ ] does anyone see where [ __ ] went that's this is not [ __ ] hole that's not [ __ ] hole [ __ ] hold on a [ __ ] hole [Music] that's disgusting nope [Music] [Music] hello i'm john f kennedy circa december 1963 and i'm the harvey oswald hello lee harvey oswald hey man see i didn't really agree with what that guy is doing so it's time for him to not be alive anymore are you the cia nope but i could be oh what a glorious day november 22nd 1963. oh what a glorious day november 22nd 1963 oh what a glorious day i helped bring these unicible rights acts into into congress and i didn't like that i think maybe imagine if jfk will know she's shot in his head just like that come on little jimmy gonna go feed the animals yes sir no not not just yet very careful they've all got their suction faces they might circle on you before you know it this one is tired [Music] this is tarot [Music] oh very cat this one bites i'm dying i think you missed an animal in the corner this is one of the monkeys daddy that's daddy this is for the tough years [Music] that means it's the end of the video subscribe to the tom simon's channel

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Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Sun May 01 2022