Minecraft’s Body Shuffle Mod Is Stupidly Funny

we added the body shuffle mod to minecraft this made the game even funnier after achieving puberty on several levels as you can see from this number we are dead close to seven million subscribers we can actually hear tomorrow if you subscribe so please consider subscribing if you enjoy subscribing is free and we are so close now enjoy this video okay [Music] i play minecraft to escape my vision problems why does he look like that i mean you said you can't left-click you're right-handed right you've got no right hand i've got i've got no hand only phil's i can hey tommy tommy you want to use mine oh wait can you give me a hand absolutely nothing happens when i press left click hey wilbur what's it like to be inadequate what's it like to be half the pants i am i can't right click oh wait oh i can right click fill i can right click all right what should i craft you come on wilbur let's let's be the tripod we were meant to be come here let's go oh oh there you go here you go what are you doing oh wait oh a jungle temple phil can you just bash on my neck until i grow ahead i need to go through puberty once again when i hit left click nothing happens just walk it's just like i can't i don't want to live no i'm gonna no no no no no no no where where where what you have a small quantity to live for tell i can't see very well oh hey oh this is a way better situation i'm up here hey i can bash your head in there let me get in the pit take this pickaxe and wait you have no arms so sorry oh that was inconsiderate you do have no arms you want to use my pant you want to use my legs yeah please can you can you slide in give i give you my arm i might give you my legs charlie charlie you're like a slithery rat i i will trade you my half bottle of pepsi for your arms that doesn't seem quite worth it don't you're pressuring me because you're taller oh [ __ ] oh that's not fair that's not fair hey that's good thank you i can't see anything i'm all blurry hey baby wanna make a venn diagram anyway i might head out phil i'm able look oh look at that oh where's your legs going oh i don't know i don't know where my legs went oh i'm gonna be honest with you oh i'm here to make a sacrifice no no no no no no no no no no it's for you phil oh yeah chant with me phil what do i chant in one of your ears sometimes just do it just do baby carrots you ready here we go oh my i can see again charlie i mean your head down no no no no no i'm so glad we're sharing these too bodies let's think about something together let's let's let's try and match our thoughts and say it on three okay one two three i want legs afghanistan okay that's worrying okay oh phil it works i am complete but you've lost you've lost your ass worth it till it's worth it i mean i'm having a fun time i'm just i mean i'm just a passenger along here [Music] okay what the [ __ ] i am i'm missing a torso oh well i've got i've got i'm me anyone else want to just be arms and we can i don't know like make a fence or something can you lend a hand it's all i've got here you go here we go hey wilbur you know what we're doing this now you want my torso since i've never really had a uh an older brother figure in my life i need a warm pat on the back please oh well three things dude i didn't know that this is what siblings did for you [Music] charlie i'm gonna be honest with you i've always had i've always had nobody but now i'm with you i feel like i'm somebody just keep crouching and i'm crouching arms gonna go through puberty again [Music] you too you two heads phil i'm all full right now i say we um i say we leave these two to do it i reckon we make them a shelter phil and then we go and we win the game all right let's get them down have you got any tools phil can i have some please [Music] well i can't hear you over the flirtatious sounds of heads oh yeah i'm getting head oh i've sprouted i missed the old wilbur get in my composter return me to the worms i'm dirt i'm dirt up be done no don't don't get out stay in you in there we go that's what we oh it's just what it's like to be soiled a little worm baby or one baby i hope it'll get eaten by a small bird hope i don't eat dirt and then [ __ ] it out and just crawl around yes um hey i actually can't i actually can't escape i actually hadn't tried until now but i cannot get out [ __ ] out of it dude i just i just see your like [ __ ] tilted head this is surreal it's kind of like i'm making much progress in this video game what makes you say that maybe if we just keep slamming ourselves against it yeah charlie you know i'm in a band we're in a band what's it called we'll be sliming the soil munchers i'm not telling you where the coma lies in that sentence well i just i don't know i feel quite uncomfortable yeah you don't have any legs and you're missing an arm tommy yeah that's that's definitely uncomfortable see if you can put these on oh where are they wait what the what can you go progress a bit phil i'm going to go speak to the boys with my axe oh i got out where's the comment can i be let out please charlie torso arm and legs open who's torso almond legs torso arm and legs that's a type of nut tommy please open the box wilbur i want to tell you what i've always thought about you you're ugly and all you do is talk about me i can tell that's all you do is talk about me tommy why say tommy in it you're an alpha male and you mean everything to me tommy i don't want to say that because i don't want to corrupt the video file oh if those were oh no no no no are you done he's got trousers he's got the hipster take my boots my body take my body become head become hedgehog hello fellow head brethren i am king head your king requires soil this area is too sandy we don't have any hands how do i do this [ __ ] that i mean i guess it doesn't matter i just [ __ ] break it with the pickaxe now never mind [ __ ] i'm your king now i'm just legs what i am your king hello listen to me i know you are a lower being being just legs once there was a great monster called the ken balesh the ken burlesque ravaged the head nation yeah would you like another story [Laughter] i'm going to chant it to you stand performing once i have finished my chart you shall have grown a singular right arm to get me gravel are you ready phil you you can't tell charlie and tommy they hail me as a king oh okay okay till our master to our master to our masters the king is dead the king is dead no no no no [Music] phil you are the last person to see me tell tell them about how much of a head i am he has such a head is it pumping i think we're going to listen to some guy that doesn't even have a [ __ ] head yeah [ __ ] are you mad at yourself buddy am i right tommy noggin yeah he's he looks uglier wilbur how many fingers am i holding up oh you grew up tommy this is cl okay okay let me get behind him if you truly have a head you'll be able to tell me how many fingers i'm holding well i don't need to because i already used my magic powers to grant you an arm i heard yes i guess that checks out well but how many of my eyes are open right now well not answered i've i got a question for you what's colors uh a fruit type of fruit charlie take these sticks and beat him to [Music] [Music] look upon me i'm no i've never learned to use my left hand it just hangs limply all the time your king demands you to take this and listen carefully to my instructions hold it in your hand now look down at the ground now what i want you to do is i want you to think very carefully about putting the dirt on the floor drop with with with hood spa no i didn't no you must like drop it but like you mean it what do you mean you want me to drop it okay no no no no no not that kind of that's not good no later later later or your king will your king will call for you just just place slow no head all right [Music] just yeah back up back up you're on it i'm going for a swim this is all i wanted charlie this is what i've been waiting for so great dude finally we've come full circle back to the worms bring me a composter charlie i've been i've been mowing my way through charlie can you hand me your head for a second please come up here my my brethren i have something i want to tell you yeah i can't thank you enough you've done such a good job for me and i wanted to say before i go tommy i crown you the new you ghostly little bastard what did you what all these legs and arms but yeah i still when i sleep at night don't find a hand to hold this is what it's armenian what our army hey tell me yeah i've been thinking about life in general oh it smells lovely in here yeah what is the smell of roses and limbs hey i'm j oh you already already have limbs well yeah hey tommy you already learned about sprouting absorb the essence [Music] well that's one i took a lot of him i am absolutely i am absolutely shattered after that will i don't know if i want to keep going we got to keep going man oh i'm exhausted but i can feel a voice crack coming on oh i'm going i'm getting spots again i'm thinking significantly more about boobs than before this should be all your limbs okay well that's that's going to require a lot of energy i need to wait your day for photosynthesis you did it in the night before i know but that's because i'm a night flower okay charlie we're going to use we're going to use you i mean uh we're gonna use your powers we should probably try and get some more diamond do i try that i've got a strat that we can do involving you specifically here i got one i got one i got one if you can produce one diamond give me the scent i can i can sniff them out okay sniff that my senses are enhancing like it came from like way higher up so it's got a lot oh my god so that's what's the boy i got something i got something good i got something good there's this wall i got i got you guys here diamonds here okay [ __ ] you absolutely [ __ ] you you put me down back to a head and you're like a basketball i'm not a bastard i'm not a basketball no no no no no don't joke with me don't dunk me door me up jojo this is where i sit i sit and tell people offensive stories ask me about ask me about what i think about people an interesting thing i learned because you have no arms or legs oh i can't make this well but no no no no no i'm gonna i'm gonna go i have been studying way too much recently i am i'm i've been thinking too hard my cranium is [ __ ] huge dude all right we can fix it we can fix it just watch some uh television i got the scent oh i guess it's such a strong smell here i'm smelling it a big smell a big scent oh it smells just like it it smells just like it oh that's diamonds that's diamond come in here get a whiff good boy good boy i can feel myself rotten justin bieber he isn't even that he isn't even that talented i can feel myself rotting what are you enjoying no let me out of this hole i think i might be going crackers let me go find some more diamond tools oh no no no no no no no no will be [Music] on several [Applause] get it i guess that'll be five dollars when i think i saw myself and didn't want you around your pretty faces always make me stand out in a crowd grow me wilbur i'm scared i remember on the past life and there's a nurse and an sn and then the ass life i'm on a road trip when i see dream i think god is on a high trip because he's high and he flies to the sky his name is dream and i don't like him very much now that i'm interested these lyrics are so much better than the road trip by dreams don't go to the nether don't go to the nether if you want to go to the nether you [ __ ] god phil germany food yeah could you give me some in a minute oh blaze if you can't see me i can't see you [ __ ] guys you know that hole if you can't see me i can't see you thing it does not work you give it a shot i think that's like what ostriches do ostriches [Music] well that's i mean i'm looking at the list here and that's the end of it i'm not comfortable with that being a bird i have a google right now i'm how to beat an ostrich why are there answers holy [ __ ] there's a wikihow you know what you know what you agreed with dramatic reading he gave us okay okay okay use a long weapon if you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich avoid close quarters combat keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can use the nearest longest object that could be used as a weapon there's a side note here if you have a gun aim for the ostrich's main body keep to the ostrich's side consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face to face stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon step three despite their considerable size striking where it is most vulnerable and least protected too defeated quickly [Music] if you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs comma take it period when the chants deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance speed and striking power anyway i'm going to leave you guys with this final image pov your ostrich failed shoulders boys it's time to move out [Music] knees and toes and toes and toes and toes and toes knees and knees and toes and toes and toes and knees and toes and toes and toes and knees wait fellas toenail talk how are we looking yuck okay my turn is looking fine [Music] [Music] that's worrying for a captain uh hey wanna wanna fight okay hey will nice seizure is that what it's like to have an upper body thank god we just legs hey bro just lag in it let go guys i think i'm getting close to the stronghold we're kind of like i think i'm getting close to death but i don't go on about it oh dead man more legs hey wilbur look at my diamond shoesies my mother bought me them from clarks 80 pound let's go let's go wait can you destroy this spawner please the silver fish are the same size as me oh wait we're doing it hey well but look through my chest what do you see i see nobody you know you have a chest plate can i have your chest because you'll always have the chest plate but i won't i've always had a hole in my home oh thank you thank you legs were always lit they were weighing me down i'm sick of walking one small step for man and no steps for me i have no legs gazed upon your king wait again no you can't be back not again i'll kill you i'll kill you he's returned no no no watch this [Music] hey phil did you see i did the reference to kevin from the ender dragon morphed i thought that was clever i thought that was [ __ ] it was keith

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Length: 22min 11sec (1331 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 05 2021