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2. Why you wouldn’t survive X
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________________ Script: Hook (15 Seconds to Shock & Capture Audience) If you, the viewer, were thrust into Brad
Pitt’s position (Edit BP to Meme Face) when he was chilling in traffic before all hell
broke loose, and you had no knowledge of what is coming, what are the chances that you make
it out alive while going through everything he did? Oh, and I forgot to mention one small caveat,
you don’t have Brad Pitt’s exceedingly thick plot armor. Storyboard Elements:
* Intro (Background of Topic + What they’ll
learn / Open Loop) (w/ Pattern Break) Do you have the skills, the nerve, the decisiveness,
the physique, and many other important characteristics a hero needs to survive an apocalyptic level
situation? Probably not. In this video on Nerd Explains, We are here
to find out, Why You Wouldn't Survive: World War Z. Storyboard Elements:
* *Series Name* + *Topic* Intro Expanded We need to briefly set the stage (AKA i’m
going to say why you wouldn’t survive WWZ before I dive into each scene to more intimately
describe why you wouldn’t survive WWZ). The Disease. Super quick background on the disease. They are zombies, duh, they are fast as hell,
victims get turned into zombies within 12 seconds of being bitten, and they only attack
healthy people. These zombies are basically on one of the
highest difficulty settings, not your garden variety shaun of the dead zombozos. Location. Being in a large city when a zombie outbreak
occurs already drops your chances of survival to 1 percent. Not knowing about a zombie outbreak ahead
of time, not having any time to come up with a hasty plan or get supplies, and being completely
taken by surprise, in a large city, puts your chances at about 1/10th of a percent. You. I'm guessing you, the viewer, have watched
zombie and apocalypse preparedness videos, but haven't done anything to actually prepare. That’s bad and good news. While you are still completely unprepared,
at least you have some knowledge of what you’re dealing with and how to deal with it. Don’t get me wrong, you’re still 100%
screwed, but at least you think you’ll have a chance. We’ll explore the vast amount of your shortcomings
that will lead to your death in just a bit. And I want to be clear, this movie might be
rated pg13, but your death will certainly be nc17. Family. Having kids and a wife increases the difficulty
to veteran level. If you dont pull a 28 weeks later and abandon
them you'll probably die. With the stage set, let’s jump into the
specific scenes where we find out whether or not you would definitely die. Storyboard Elements:
* Call to Action Right before we jump in though, if you find
these types of videos entertaining, consider clicking the like and subscribe buttons as
it really helps me to make more. Storyboard Elements:
* Subscribe to channel popup. Subtopic #1: Mack Truck Massacre (w/ Pattern
Break) A mack truck conveniently clears a path for
you, by plowing through a line of cars at full speed ending everything in its path,
it just so happens to not be your lane. Right. It’s highly likely that the truck plows
through your car instead. You haven’t even seen one zombie yet, and
you’re already dead from a car accident. You didn’t even know it was the apocalypse
and you died. Great start. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #2: Getting Groceries (Include Open
Loop) (w/ Pattern Break) Going to a grocery store in a zombie outbreak
is probably necessary in this situation, but man, it’s just such a bad idea. See, again, this is where having family gets
you killed, you had to get medication for your daughter. I get it, I wouldn’t let my daughter die
from a pre-existing condition either, but this would assuredly get you killed. Honestly, some stressed out noob popping shots
off with a pistol over 7 yards away is actually going to be extremely inaccurate and probably
won’t hit you. But, if you got a gunshot wound in a zombie
outbreak, you’re 100% dead in a couple hours max. A nice young gentleman operating a free-medication
pharmacy when the store is literally an hour from being swarmed by zombies. Oh, and there is still the right medication
left on the counter. Yeah, not happening. Keep in mind this isn’t the walking dead
where you have time to think. This is an exponential disease where people
turn in 12 seconds and sprint to their next victim. It spreads really, really freaking fast. Every second matters, every breath you take
standing in the same spot, is a breath the zombies took sprinting towards you and infecting
others who will sprint towards you. And they are closing about a football field
distance every 20 seconds, roughly. Considering there are airports pretty much
all over philadelphia, this gap would be closing in from every direction potentially. You have no idea if you are running away from
or towards the zombies. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #3: The Sleepover (w/ Pattern Break) You aren’t a renowned United Nations investigator
who has a VIP pass to an aircraft carrier. You aren't an expert on highly contagious
epidemics that cause complete chaos and destruction in societies, and you don’t know that you’d
need to keep moving and not shelter in place during these types of crises. And c’mon brad pitt, let’s be real, that
advice is only relevant if you have the option of a helicopter evac. Which you, the viewer, wouldn’t. You’d easily make the decision to stay because
it’s easy and seems safe and you don’t have an aircraft carrier on speed dial. What are the chances you don’t make a noise,
cough or sneeze loudly, knock something over, or do anything that attracts the attention
of the dormant zombies across the hall, for the months and months it would take for the
zombies to starve to death. If these apartments are anything like mine,
the walls are pretty thin. Oh, and you’d probably starve to death faster
than the dormant zombies. When dormant they are basically hibernating
and conserving energy, whereas you’re stressed and scared, adrenaline is flowing, and you’re
burning much more energy at rest. But the family you meet which takes you in,
again which is super unlikely, has extra food, which for the three of them and the four of
you would not last long enough. You’d need food for a couple additional
months on top of your body's fat stores. Basal Metabolic rate for an average person
is around 1500 calories per day for your body to function without additional movement or
stress. They’d need around 600k calories worth of
food stored to starve out most of the zombies before you all starved. That’s like 700 containers of canned food. Basically your decision to stay, not that
you had another option because you don’t have a phone to an aircraft carrier off shore
that would provide a helicopter evac, would mean you died. Oh, quick note, when Brad Pitt did get to
the aircraft carrier, in the background you can hear a radio operator telling units on
the ground that they can’t provide helicopter evac at this time. So even if you did have a radio, you still
could be denied. Which means you’re dead again. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #4: The Stairmaster (w/ Pattern Break) With how overweight and out of shape most
Americans are, you're probably dead because you can't run at all. This includes gym bros too, the bench press
doesn’t help when you have to cover 10 flights of stairs at a full sprint whilst periodically
fighting multiple zombies to the death. That scene where Brad Pitt AKA you gets the
zombie money shot on his face but manages to keep zombie bodily fluids out of his orifices
thus preventing infection is highly unlikely. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Mega Pattern Break #1 This video is going to get long, and we already
know you wouldn’t get to this point, hell, you died before you even saw a zombie, so
i’m gonna try to speed up and cover some ground here. Storyboard Elements:
* Destroyed city animation with black semi transparent overlay. Pause text in yellow. * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXcgNq2ED_M Subtopic #5: Getting to Da Choppa (w/ Pattern
Break) Flares were absolutely crucial to being spotted
by the helicopter evac, if you didn’t have the forethought to obtain flares, didn’t
have access to any flares, or lost them on the chaotic way up the stairs, the helicopter
probably wouldn’t see you in time before all the zombies in the apartment ran up and
overran you. You probably wouldn’t think to potentially
suicide yourself from the top of the building because you’re probably selfish or not thinking
correctly. That blood would have infected you, turned
you, and you’d have killed your own family. Even if you did, the time it took for you
to check yourself, a few zombies easily could have run through that rooftop door you left
open, killing you and your family. Even if you stayed by the door to keep it
closed, there were over 10 zombies (which are like crazy people jacked up on PCP and
adrenaline) running at the door. You aren’t big enough or strong enough to
Hodor that shit. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #6: Virologist Noob (w/ Pattern Break) That virologist guy being handed a pistol
when he has no familiarity with firearms actually decreases your already low chances of survival
because of the high chances of him accidentally shooting you, or doing an accidental desk
pop and attracting all the nearby z’s. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #7: Badly Timed Booty Call (w/ Pattern
Break) Of course your girl had to ring your phone
and attract all the ninja zombies to your location, at night, when it’s rainy and
foggy. The special forces guys are getting taken
out. You get tackled to the ground by a zombie. In the movie, in the next moment Brad Pitt
is saved at the last second before getting bit. This doesn’t happen. You get tackled by a zombie, and the next
moment you get bit, just like all the other special forces guys. Dead again. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #8: Jerusalem Music Concert (w/ Pattern
Break) I’m honestly not shocked by people holding
a concert with loudspeakers blaring when there are hordes of zombies surrounding you. You wouldn’t survive this not just because
you suck, but because everyone around you also sucks. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #9: Black Friday in Jerusalem (w/
Pattern Break) I don’t buy the whole, they avoid the terminally
ill. It’s impossible to visually detect if people
are terminally ill. So even if you were terminally ill, and technically
immune to disease, I'd still wager that you’d be stampeded and trampled to death by a sea
of zombies like it was Black Friday at WalMart. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #10: Maze Runner I: Jerusalem (w/
Pattern Break) Okay this place is a freaking maze that’s
constantly rearranging itself because of corridors being blocked off and fence roofs collapsing. You would find yourself in a dead-end getting
swarmed 9/10 times. Think Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise, any
wrong move and you get viciously ripped apart. How many times did it take him to get out
of that alive? You only have 1 shot. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Mega Pattern Break #2 Let’s take a breather for a second, you
made it this far. Well you didn’t, but if you did, what more
must you do, what other impossible situations still yet await you before you can find that
sweet, sweet safety? Storyboard Elements:
* Destroyed city animation with black semi transparent overlay. Pause text in yellow. * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXcgNq2ED_M Subtopic #11: Overbooked Airline (w/ Pattern
Break) The chances of a plane about to take off on
the runway stopping for you, dropping a ladder to you, and taking off before zombies overran
the plane. How is that plane not more full either? On scheduled flights in the U.S. the planes
are often packed full. And a zombie apocalypse occurs and there is
a seat for everyone? Nah, that plane is going to be at capacity
with people hanging onto the wings and landing gear. Seriously, if you were in this situation,
you’d have to hang onto the landing gear to fly outta there. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #12: Nades in a Plane (w/ Pattern
Break) Having a grenade handy on the plane. The chances of you surviving a plane crash
let alone the initial blast after you detonated a grenade in the fuselage mid flight are no
doubt a bit slim, just a bit. I mean only two people survived, both the
protagonists. Let's just say you won't be wearing the same
kind of plot armor that they are. Dead again. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #13: Maze Runner II: The Lab (w/
Pattern Break) Accidentally making loud noises, navigating
the lab maze that you aren’t familiar with at all, opening doors at the last second which
you don’t know will open, all these things can get you killed easily. Just the opening doors thing alone would,
I mean there is a zombie seconds behind you, if you push when you should’ve pulled, you
die. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Subtopic #14: Lethal Injection (w/ Pattern
Break) You’d infect yourself with an extremely,
immediately lethal disease that isn’t treatable. Even if you infect yourself with the right
disease by chance, you still don’t know how long it will take to get into your system,
nor do you know if it will actually work. There’s a huge chance that you open that
door and the zombie absolutely wrecks you, or like we said earlier, because they can’t
detect it they viciously attack and bite you anyways until they realize your blood is already
unhealthy. You could easily die from this attack alone. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition (White Barlow Text rotate -2deg semi transparent overlay for 2.5sec, w/ transition
sound) Conclusion / Open Loop (w/ Pattern Break) Here we are at the end, the parallel reality
where Brad Pitt is victorious, and where you are just a faceless zombie in the horde of
zombies that gets bombed by a F18 fighter jet after humanity figures out a cure. Let’s just hope you never have to attempt
to survive World War Z. Storyboard Elements:
* Transition Call to Action I’m sure I missed a lot of reasons in this
movie, that you would have died from, if you were in Brad Pitt’s shoes, or maybe you
think you’d have survived a situation I talked about. Hit up the comments section and let me know. And while you’re at it, let me know what
other movies or games you want me to cover like this. Thanks for watching, later. Storyboard Elements:
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