Why is Loki So Hot?

really that's the title we're going with I already have enough erotic fanfiction questioning my sexuality I don't need to give them any more fuel all right well let me clarify a little bit more what I'm talking about since the premiere of The Avengers one star in particular has stood out the most in terms of attractiveness not Hawkeye not Thor not even Iron Man nope I'm talking about Loki that's right Loki all the fan girls seem to have the biggest crush on the villain there's been fan art cosplays fan fiction you name it the women just love him and I'm just going to be honest I don't get it I mean even something as stupid as Edward from Twilight I get because I see they're manipulating the teenage female mind but why the hell is is Loki such a big heartthrob I mean especially when you have all these other attractive people to choose from he's not traditionally good-looking things almost never go his way he's not especially manly but when he appeared at the end of the trailer for Thor 2 women went crazy so what the hell am I missing well obviously I'm not the one to answer that because Scarlett Johansson's boobs won't let my eyes go so I posed the question on my Facebook asking all my nerd ladies out there what it is about Loki that drives them so wild and and seeing how over 12200 people responded I think it's safe to say he's still quite the Nordic godmother and after looking through many of the replies here are some of the common reasons that keep popping up one is the actor and granted Tom Heston is obviously having a ton of fun playing this character I mean look at him mug with that smile look at how much he owns that phenomenally helmet his confidence and bringing the role to life could play a major part in this but I'm not sure if that's entirely the reason because a I hear women use the name Loki more than they do Tom B while he's not badl looking per se I don't think he's good-looking enough to win women over just based on his looks and see he appeared in Thor first and nobody went nuts for him there if anything a lot of people thought he was one of the weaker villains in the Marvel movies something about Avengers in particular seemed to get the Loki train steaming well first off maybe just the size of the audience could play a big part but again you have so many of these Heroes to choose from why is he suddenly the sex object well maybe because in Avengers he had another quality that's often considered attractive power power is always sexy because the more of it you have the more you can get whatever you want and when Loki's focus is the entire world that's quite a bit of power you got there he has the ability he has the Manpower he has a massive alien Army on his side this guy means business in the first Thor movie he was powerful but still serving someone else someone else who ruled everything that everybody valued most in Avengers Loki goes Zod on everyone's asses and orders the entire world to KN this assurance of power gives him more of an assurance of himself leading to much more confidence than he had in the original Thor movie and confidence of course he's quite attractive too this obviously leads to an abusing of his power and thus logically drawing us to the next reason of Attraction the bad boy Loki is the villain and he loves to be the manipulator the guy with the plan the man who always works his way inside your head bad loves him and he loves bad and as many of you know a lot of ladies love the bad boys why because they're abusive and tough and dominant and defiant and fight off anything they feel is in their way well that sounds awful like a big insecure brute who punches first ask questions never why would anyone want to be with that well because if that's certain someone can work their way into his heart maybe he'll be abusive tough dominant defiant and fight off anything for that certain someone a person who can be that one and the only one to ever find the good at him and of course his gratitude would be so great that you never gave up on him he would have no choice but to love you forever or he could turn you into vapor and force you to NE but for many ladies it's worth the risk but absolute power and evil can lead to Absolute boredom and become way too one note that is unless there's something there to balance it out this brings us to our next commonly seen attraction to the this character the woy what's that you don't know what a wooby is oh come on you Noob come on everybody knows what a wooby is are you really so young to the internet I'm just going to type that in right now to confirm to you what it is word for word just so you can know specifically what it is to confirm how stupid you are ah here we go a woobie obviously is a type of character who makes you feel extremely sorry for them so there you go how come I'm in that Trope Loki is definitely no stranger to the affectionate female a he has a tragic backstory of never living up to his brother's potential never getting the love that he thought he deserved finding out in his adult years that he was adopted and particularly in The Avengers just having things constantly go wrong for him in many ways Loki is only as powerful as he is pathetic I mean this guy is all always getting his ass handed to him usually well in the middle of what's supposed to be an intimidating speech I don't think I but I will not be bullied by yeah this ultimate ruler of power is usually a punching bag so why would someone who constantly gets the beat out of him constantly be considered sexy well my guess is so that certain loved one can be there to nurture and love him back to proper strength and we all know he does have proper strength again kind of working back to the bad boy element in that the loved one can be the only unique person who can give the emotional support he needs to pull himself out of his emo slum and back into Power again obviously resulting in thanking her for saving him from the Terrors of his own dark depression and being even more thankful that she's the only one who could do it am I guess is in the end this will be the lucky lady to do it wait that's a dude their brother but again there doesn't seem to be one particular element that everyone can agree on is the one element that makes him attractive and that's when it hit me maybe it isn't one of these elements maybe it's all of these elements Loki seems to be that perfect combination of dominant and submissive weak and strong intimidating and pathetic and because they picked an actor who can balance all those elements so well while also maintaining a good dose of humor I guess there is something that can probably be considered attractive about him it's strange even downright bizarre but I guess it's better to have a character that can be appreciated for his many complexities as opposed to just one simple attribute and the fact that he's not a hero makes his failings all the more relatable because well we know he's supposed to fail he's the villain but it's in what way he fails and how much control or lack of control he has when it happens I don't know he still looks like Marvin the maran's reindeer to me but if that's what floats the boat for so many ladies at least some of us can understand a little bit more why seriously that was a dude I'm not making that title any better for me am I

Channel: Channel Awesome

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Keywords: channel awesome, nostalgia critic, doug walker, movie, movies, film, Loki (Film Character), Loki (Comic Book Character), Nostalgia Critic (TV Program), why is loki so hot, avengers, marvel, The Avengers (Award-Winning Work), thor, comic book movies, thor movies

Id: Si_B-W4jKaU

Length: 8min 8sec (488 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 15 2015