Why I ALWAYS Check My Secret Room

basement one whoa hey now that's what I'm talking about press Q don't forget God dang it I thought I was paying attention keeper change had lost being one of my favorite game characters I mean Isaac characters are just I don't know about video game character I I can't say that I you know I'm thinking about it I don't even know if I have a favorite video game character I guess I associate uh more with the games themselves than the actual characters you know like I love Mario games right Mario Galaxy but Mario himself is like ah he's okay fine so I don't really know if you were to ask me what my favorite video game character is I would kind of give you a bozo answer I I probably couldn't decide properly uh We've gained nothing but good stats from that experimental treatment I'm happy instantaneous trigger room hello instantaneous bone spurs it's incredibly good but what if it's crazy ah it's good uh I feel like typically I go Angel rooms with tainted lust so maybe this time I want maybe hard to commit the Devils but I'll check out the devil room we can see what it has I don't blame anyone if they go to devil rooms as teams are lost by the way some people just really want to have that big power boost you know and they're playing tinted lost as soon as possible and hey it helps with the run you know what what is in here it is absolute ass goodbye a worm would fight well I'm happy there we go simple as that we got toothpicks that's nice and in here oh hey what was the last time I had a Damocles run that's cool actually I'm totally with it nice okay uh we don't have to pop it yet but I guess there's no reason not to pop it right I'm not gonna get hit well double item room right here Mr belly pageant boy absolutely hey dammit these runs are always hyped especially when you uh are playing the best character four damn if these runs you have a great amount of money we can check the shop pretty well I can't check that curse room though we don't have any informed items oh God can I touch this and get a magical no that was nice there you go key let's check shop has already a chance of maybe having a holy card and also a key again so I can go to the treasure room there is a key again this is awesome uh and then on one I'll probably take red stew if I can afford it eventually Trevor uh obviously I don't want Libra oh I gave up Sagittarius but who Kevin cares oh my God well this is has to be my secret room right well now I'm actually terrified because now I really don't lose the run so let's play properly I am proud of that I ca I am done I'm not risking anything nope go away that might be my luckiest glitched crown ever in my life literally ever never before have I seen that what kinda Giga luck have I obtained I am confused I am genuinely confused let me go to the mirror Dimension whoa hey epicac I think I'd rather take a book of sin so I at least have some kind of active item if a cack is uh an interesting pick but no thank you very obviously taking corn photo here and then we'll take Jesus Juice you know I'm not going on mines so we're going down here it'll be easier all right okay honestly moving box straight up could be literally better than mystery gift but hear me out Mystery Gift has like more instant gratification I know it sounds stupid right but like I just I don't know I just want the mystery gift more I'll take that and then probably take that there's options actually you don't even need the there's option now damn it please glitch Crown I'm gonna get rid of the boss pull so fast I don't even need it maybe I can get a school bag that's it okay and I guess I can take this back now okey dokey good pill oh boy why would you do that to me you guys can't see it but there are here's streaming down my face right now I actually feel tears coming out of my eyes I was about to cry if I had lost that run to a pill I would never take pills ever again on the channel what is that I am Isaac IRL as we speak obvious secret room come in here uh it's another it's Anarchy oh my it's done I'm over I I win what's what's this who knows Mega Mushroom of course it is this is this is the run this is that run this is that run you take our key and then we're going to take mega mushroom okay we're gonna take straw man whatever Mega Mushroom straw man it's the same thing whatever whatever we got an Archie and we're gonna do it we're gonna do it that is Parasite oh my God there we go that's a lot of brain power but I got it Frank ganium watch crane ganium crane gamium it's gonna be a crane game with Cricket's head in it [Music] I was asking for a bit lunch right you're not gonna live what all right Vanishing twin I almost just literally threw coming here crampo he's gonna Spawn Two pedestals uh that's gonna be awesome for me do I Belial or Duality I won't do holiday and I can take you and I'll take probably the tears up my raindrop is always good or the coin first I meant that I wanted the coin purse actually because it's a lockup and that's good for me and then we'll go and then we'll go sorry straw man you just you you don't have flight you're making this weird okay he's dead he killed me last time by the way I'm back to not being friends with him I I was not friends with him and then I was friends with him and then people told me in the comments that he took away my lost contact in that one video and that's the reason I died so he is now my enemy again all mint milk let me see if there's a way that I can maybe get a rock bottom before doing any of that the likelihood is honestly High looking like a hill actually I might just take it I'll just take I'll take it whatever oh God um no no curses let's be honest no curses is the Giga play uh that is birthright I kind of want it but I also kind of want the more options but I am scared for my life so I'm taking Birthright you can call me a scaredy cat if you want I don't care I am taking Birthright goodbye a little bit of a silly run a little bit of a silly goober run we got going a bit of a gibbity goober play I really got the planetarium because of sausage I am so insanely lucky Lord Almighty it's nef Tunis and it's Tara I mean it's also Uranus but I want Sarah why do I want tear over your anus uh because damage is funnier than my eyes I get to break every single rock with almond milk man that's that's it I will find every secret room possible with this you cannot stop me I am the Unstoppable Force as we speak what is going on on my screen uh Angel oh God chronolite Genesis there's a stairway it's over wait what oh cradle light was tied to that one I mean honestly stairways better but that is kind of sad I'm not gonna lie what if I take Genesis with me just just cuz you know who knows should I take Mass kidney stone in case I get a rock bottom oh never mind whoops my bad like at some point I'm gonna R key and at some point during that Archy run I'm gonna hit Genesis and during that point I will become the most powerful human being to ever grace this entire video game you just gotta wait okay okay honestly I know I had just talked about Genesis going crazy but hear me out Eden's Soul plus glitched Crown will basically mean that I'm gonna get a rock bottom so we're doing that instead make sure you don't give away the last thing this time there we go also I could do this and he'll probably just end up giving me Sacred Heart if he pays out there you go Revelation there you go we can teleport straight uh um Patrick's skin that I really uh I don't know we'll see oh there's a Diplo too there's too much for my brain guys I can't do this anymore I could Diplo the r key oh god um well I very much could do this like one billion percent I could double our key but like I I don't want to I'll take chaos why not I don't even care I don't even care about uh using Eden's soul for rock bottom anymore I'm sorry I just there's too much going on I can't focus right now I'm just gonna use Mama Mega take the Purity take the 4.5 volt I'm out of here I I can't focus I don't know what's going on this is one of those runs where you get op too fast and you don't know what's gonna happen anymore firing this does not matter Eden's Soul does not matter the moment it's available I'm hitting space bar who knows what I'll get boom Oh my god oh what wait what what's going on give me enjoying progress I guess there's a helicopter outside my house I don't know if you guys can hear that holy God everything's okay I'm happy Wednesday how's it hanging oh my God maybe I shouldn't have taken chaos that fast ah it doesn't matter hey look at that oh uh we'll take the Polaroid we'll go straight up and then this is insane I don't even know what I want at this point maybe that I and then from these I actually showed up don't know oh my God don't hurt me guys this is one of those runs okay you just have to bear with me because I'm gonna be real with you I don't know what's going on either I'm just gonna try my best to pick up as many funny items as possible the ones that I see try not to mess it up with glitched crown and then um we will see what I get what do I get for beating Boss Rush polyphemus no all right no I am not fighting delivery him stairway I am so rich 178 what happened to all my angel items I'm so stupid why did I take oh too chaos that'll be silly guys like what the heck was I thinking never mind I'm happy [Music] what what tainted Lost Run I actually got the ultra Secret I don't even know anymore give me guppy tail sure I got spun awesome wow what's going on well if it's time to speedrun let's see how fast I can get to the very end chocolate milk no I'd rather just take the mark uh excuse me godhead Loki decided to show up again and the rest I don't care about I'm I'm just gonna speedrun this is gonna be a compilation of me getting the best items possible and that's it it's as simple as that Pasco candle why not let's take it what about this I definitely don't want that actually no thank you Echo D6 yeah sure give me the D6 I'll run the D6 I'll roll it oh yeah let's make him uh shoot uh technology that sounds like it'd be great yeah no that's great oh more items sure you can join progress that sounds awesome I'll do that how am I going this fast and I'm barely about to hit hush that I don't want to do this actually this would be bad Guppies eye sure an eye for secrets just gonna walk into this room have everything die real quick no big deal I am just God incarnate average uh Matt man run right now I blew up a keeper it gave me glitched crown and then this happened if this ain't the definition of madman I don't know what is goodbye doesn't matter which one we go to I'll punch some things and I'll take a tears up and then we'll go fight hush boom I'm dancing it's because it's a void it's like ant I can become guppy that'd be kind of silly we'll roll this spit okay dude take on show and then we'll take two parasites this time and then in here oh my Lord is that an ancient oh my I simply don't understand is that two instead I don't know what's going on did I get all those items within the span of like one minute what just happened to me let's see how fast I can oh oh I'm gonna crash I'm gonna crash I'm gonna crash I'm gonna crash I'm gonna crash how feasible is it that I don't crash yeah that's okay decent decent run where am I going up yeah I crashed God damn it oh my God I gotta do all of this again [Music] okay so that's over right maybe we on God damn it and then I'll go to the next floor and then maybe I won't crash don't crash don't crash yes rigged oh I'm gonna cry I might not be able to Arc you anymore I mean I'm gonna go as long as possible but it might get to the point where either I have to give up yeah I might have to give up or start removing items from my inventory with debug I might just die that is a very real possibility least chaotic Matt man run just running through yeah oh wow Isaac's dead nice anything crazy in here I saw 2020 just now Jacob's Ladder will crash me I'm not doing that let's just leave am I breakfast already I saw a spin down right there oh my God stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop this is 20 20 and then we take spin down die and then we spin down the begotten baby I missed it whoops that's azazel's Rage that's another twisted pair right yeah okay no yeah it's great yeah no this makes a ton of sense I'm I swear to God guys I am not even shooting I am not I walk into the room and I think saddedness is what's doing it oh Continuum for sure nope it's actually false PhD I'm not even trying with these glitch crowns anymore I'm sorry I just I can't it's too much there you go there's another twisted because who doesn't want that I am purely just moving along I'm pressing wasd and somehow I am not dying yeah you know what yes yes this is this is the run where I get TM trainer the one where I just can't tell what's going on anymore let's just do it brown nugget love Flames oh hey my tears got deleted never mind uh oh God okay uh who even needs spin down what did I just do I think the active item I have gives me Sharpie which is cool okay okay all right let's get the most chaotic Batman run possible SLB godava [Laughter] I gotta V real quick I am I guys this might be the most unwatchable run on the channel I am just oh my God did I just like find three secret rooms what is going on zc all bombs are going uh Knuckles I'm dead am I I might be dead I think I'm alive I'm dead what foreign [Music]

Channel: Lazy Mattman

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Id: aTB_KLw54BQ

Length: 17min 55sec (1075 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 02 2023