Who Is The Stupidest Person You Know? (r/AskReddit)

who's a stupidest person you've ever met and what story perfectly sums up their stupidity an old co-worker named James we worked at McDonald's and were both 16 one time while mopping the log II he for some unknown reason decided to chase a number of customers around with the mock yelling I'm gonna jet sure he was fired on the spot my brother and I were in the kitchen one day as teenagers my brother was filling the sink to wash dishes when the sink was nearly full he went to turn the tap off that hit world budge so the water kept flowing I tried turning a 2 but with no success this is when the panic set in the level of the water was rising fast and we didn't want to flood the kitchen he took big sauce pans out of the press to fill with water to keep things from overflowing while I was in a frantic scramble under the sink trying to find the mains to turn it off there I couldn't find it now really panicking I took over the pot filling duty and my brother went running off to look for dad as quick as he could dad came running in with my brother while we were shouting at him about looking for the mains dad just came over to the sink and pulled the plug out of the hole letting all the water down the drain ha ha there is a children's book with that exact story only there was one little boy whose parents had gone out I had it when I was little and I remember the picture of the whole kitchen being filled with all the cups and pans and bowls the little boy could find I've told this story before but I like telling it's because Frick Tommy I had a boss named Tammy one night we were all working late doing stocktake and we were discussing the impending lunar eclipse but someone asked what happens during an eclipse Tammy grandly explained that the Eclipse would occur when America went in front of the moon blocking our Australia's view of it like she literally thought the earth stretched itself into like a u-bend or neck pillow shape and half of it stayed in our normal orbit and the other half stretched itself over and around to casually block the moon for the rest of the earth I don't have enough processing power to imagine what her conception of our universe and its laws are my room mate for the last three years once said that if solar technology keeps advancing at the rate it is we will absorb all the energy made by the Sun and fix global warming not five minutes later after attempting to inform this poor fellow about how the sun's energy output is not determined by what the energy even chilly interacts with he states that wind thumbs are worse because they cause tropical storms I hope he is just an epic troll I just I don't know had a guy in a third-year undergrad developmental psych course raise his hand in a full lecture hall and ask the professor prof do infants diagnosed with SIDS get asthma later in life like are they more likely to get asthma Sid stands for sudden infant death syndrome he just kept pursuing the question the prof didn't understand how she could answer it she thought there was some kind of logic in it that she wasn't seeing finally some girl took the initiative to shout across the room no they are not more likely to get asthma they are dead they have died suddenly and will thus not be at risk of developing asthma great day he always sat in front of me and I would see him writing just absolutely horrible poetry and song lyrics prof do infants diagnosed with SIDS get asthma later in life this is dumber than symptomless coma I am half Korean going to high school in the Midwest during the 1992 riots my typing teacher pulled me into the hallway and asked if I had an uncle or something I can call in lot to make the riot start she said she knew that we are all close and we all have stores and whatnot therefore I must have a connection there I was like lady even if I did have an uncle I could call do you think he is Batman our biggest argument was over whether the correct phrase is egg yolk or egg yolk my high school classmate whose name is Nick we were in chemistry dealing a lab practical which required the use of a bulb pipette a glass pipette with a removable bulb that you squeeze Nick didn't know how to use the pipette so he put it to his mouth to suck up sulfuric acid it got about three-quarters of the way up before our teacher screen make stop that right now to be fair that's how they used to do it before had those plastic bulbs why do the crossings beep for blind people but blind people can't drive my cousin all through public school she was a snob who looked down on everyone she was super stylish and struggled academically we graduated in 2014 we both went to colleges not the same one she got a job at a bar stayed out late drinking her boyfriend told her she didn't need to complete college so she just stopped showing up didn't drop just stopped showing up completely flunked out here comes the mega stupidity our families live hours away from her college at the time her family went to move her back home my cousin's mom notice have piled off clothes in the corner the mom said what's that your laundry packet and we'll wash it when we get home later my cousin I kid you not you can wash those turns out she'd been throwing away clothes instead of washing them she claimed she didn't know she could yet she washed her undergarments and bras without age she's now at home with her family and has started doing more chores to show an increase in responsibility she still tries to throw clothes away citing that she didn't know they could be washed and reused makes me wonder what she thought all those years before college before she left home she wore some of the same outfits repeatedly she had to have known they could be washed when she lived at home she had a special regenerating basket she would place her dirty clothes in there and then after a few days they would appear clean and back in the dryer folded nicely the problem was she forgot to bring the magic basket to school with her when I was in the Navy there was a cook on my ship he once served rare chicken I genuinely couldn't tell whether he was trying to cover up his limitless incompetence or if he genuinely believed that rare poultry is a real thing he was dumb enough to believe it another time he just filled a pan with ground beef and called it meatloaf another time he was supposed to make sugar cookies you know several hundred of them for the whole crew he didn't bother to read the label on the container he opened and apparently he didn't taste the batter at any and he actually made salt cookers he used up all the remaining salt in the pantry and we had unseasoned food for the remaining several weeks of the mission during which time the captain assigned someone to be the Cook's bodyguard season the food with the cookers a girl my dad dated for a while even while dating her my dad would say she was dumber than a bag of rocks one day she sat down to watch a movie with my dad movie was all about this guy and his twin brother she sits and watches the whole thing no interruptions at the end she turns and asks so there were two of him would explain why she always had the TV turned to a music channel apparently she couldn't follow normal TV or movies there was a troubled kid I went to high school with he struggled with school but had friends but was starting to do drugs and go down a bad way he decided to photocopy the front and backside off a $20 bill cut it out of normal paper and glue the two halves with Elmer's glue but what's even more sad is that to test his new money he went to the gas station and bought some gum and it actually worked so in his mind it must have meant that it was foolproof so he then tried to go and deposit the glue tap money at an actual bank he was obviously found out and arrested I don't know where he is now but I'm assuming he is making similar life choices had a next-door neighbour who robbed a Howard Johnson's at the top of our street at gunpoint wearing a ski mask took the money took off the mask and was walking home two blocks down said street when cops pulled him over and found the mask the gun and the money he was wasted and asked them would it help if I said I'm sorry got a couple years in Rikers Island came out broke into a local apartment house stole some money and jewelry got stuck out on a fire escape when the ladder wouldn't go down and he had closed the window behind him couple more years that's two stories I guess there's a few more but you get the picture he did leave me a box of cassettes when he went up one time among them the Allman Brothers live at the Fillmore I became a lifelong fan so thanks unnamed next-door Rober he was actually a really nice guy and like a young ray liotta handsome just dumb as a brick I know a guy smokes a lot of weed and is fairly overweight he had been trying to find work but was having trouble finding a job since everything he was interested in drug tested he told my boyfriend that he had a plan that might help him pass a drug test since we'd supposedly get stored in your fat cells he proposed that he should just eat even more than he normally does so he can gain weight that way the fat that he gained would replace the weed fat boom problem solved she ashamedly told us her co-workers how she drill humped her boyfriend and thought she was pregnant they were wearing clothes she wasn't pregnant she also thought the Great Depression was in the 60s and along with the end of World War two in the 60s she's a nurse now don't know if the stupidest but pretty stupid we were on a drive through an animal park we see an animal she asks what kind of meat would that one be someone replies oh it had probably taste similar to beef I'd imagine a few minutes later we see a different animal she asks and what about that one will you be like a Filat or a t-bone or something then I realized this woman thinks different cuts of meat come from different animals once at a restaurant in New Orleans my friend ordered macaroni and cheese at the table with about 15 other people he says out loud how did macaroni and cheese become a thing to which I replied what do you mean he says I mean it's so redundant you know I say what how is macaroni and cheese redundant and he says think about it you've got cheese and then you have pasta which is made of cheese he thought all pasta was made of cheese my freshman year run mates dropped a class because he wanted to play his PlayStation more it put him below the minimum credit threshold for his scholarships and his parents owed $40,000 he was smart enough to get scholarships yet done to make that decision nice my mother rolled down the car window to clean it from inside the car right after the car wash started I worked on a hay press for about a month most guys had high school education one particular guy was telling me about a girl he was talking to on tinder or some various dating chat app when he said that she was in New York and that he wanted to go visit her I told him that that's pretty cool and New York will be quite the change from our little town he then asked me how close New York was we were in Washington State he had no idea New York was over 2,000 miles away the amount of times similar opium tourists has casually talked about driving to Delarue from sydney is mind-boggling it's like driving from South Carolina to Nebraska only imagine there's a huge Frick off dessert in-between where if here your car breaks down you're Rory freaked when I was a teenager my friend's older brother was one of the dumbest I'd ever encountered we once witnessed him trying to see inside a motorcycle gas tank using a Bic lighter he assured us a lighter flame isn't hot enough to ignite gasoline on another occasion we got into a debate concerning the power of an atomic bomb he was dead set that it could only take out like two houses max this man went on to have multiple arrests before I moved away also fathered three children by two women we all lived in a trailer caught as well not saying it's a prerequisite for idiocy but some of us get out and some do not guy I went high school with was at a party and asked the homeowner if he could have her tattoo kit she obviously said no he left and came back an hour later with a ski mask on demanding for the tattoo kit was arrested the next day can't make up that kind of stupidity hey it's me a robber I once had a property manager person in charge of the rental I lived in since homeowners who lived out of state who did a bunch of obnoxious things my husband and I thought she was greedy and maybe getting money for herself and hiding it from the homeowners for repairs or something like that because of shady seeming things she would do when we had repairs then we mentioned something about gardening she said you know I've always wanted to try growing tomato and just watering them with salt water that way the tomatoes would already be sorted when you ate them huge reminder to never attribute to malice what is just pure old-fashioned being done as Iraq knew a guy in high school who I'm 99% sure only passed because he cheated like crazy and got tons of people to do his work for him in grade 11 he was taking some kind of politics course and was writing some kind of essay on American politics we are from Canada I agreed to editors essay and it was the most insane thing I ever had to edit there were multiple sentences that I couldn't understand until I asked him directly he ended his essay with the phrase just like Jesus would have wanted I don't think he was Christian and spelled Condoleezza Rice's konga Lisa rice my 24 year old cousin she legitimately thought that my sister being a vegetarian meant that she could not eat animal crackers if your cousin were four instead of 24 this would be pretty charming if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now [Music]

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Length: 14min 52sec (892 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 08 2020