White Boy Rips it at the Apollo

now he's opened up for Jeff Foxworthy Bernie Mac and my girl marucho and he has entertained our troops on the USO tour please Apollo help me welcome comedian DC I'm tall like six four it sucks being tall short people always mess with you like midgets you know they're always start and stuff a sasquatch how's the weather up there I don't know why don't you check that the Wow I went to Jamaica yeah that's nice to make it's nice I got stopped the customs lady thought I was high you know she's like are you bringing any drugs in to Jamaica I was like drugs into Jamaica that's like bringing slimfast Ethiopia so I live in Brooklyn - Brooklyn's nice people don't appreciate it man there's so much cultural stuff there like I was walking through the park today I see this old man doing Tai Chi like that's beautiful but that look closer it's not an old man doing Tai Chi it's one of those heroin guys it never falls over so yeah so no more smoking weed for me that's done I was very unproductive when I did I used to I used to get high and watch pornos you know yeah foreign ones you know watch like the German ones put them in slow motion everybody sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger that's nice Oh super duper internet hosts we are yes then I watched the Chinese once put them in fast-forward that is entertainment you know so i'ma go back to Brooklyn hey down I love my neighbor there's a lot of Jamaicans in my neighborhood I see this phenomena to make its here yeah I see a lot of Jamaican ladies taking care of little white kids I'm like that's a bad plan that's gonna backfire the mom's gonna come home one day Johnny eat your broccoli minnow wat this blood clap broccoli don't like upbeat pop dance of rats try Johnny I'm gonna get your father minnow skier that white boy Lauterbur see I'm DC Betty you

Channel: funnyfilm

Views: 16,873,979

Rating: 4.7144337 out of 5

Keywords: Showtime, Apollo, comedy, Standup, central, dc, benny, funny, humor, crazy

Id: nNIi_sEsjgY

Length: 3min 10sec (190 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 26 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/SecularDemocrat]

David Cross. He has a bit about heroin addicts never falling down. It's on YouTube.

[u/itslikeboo]

I see that everyone knows it was David Cross, so I'm just dropping by to say that this guys sucks at standup.

"Waitaminnit... drugs. INTO Jamaica?"

I saw that joke coming from before I opened reddit this morning. A DRUG JOKE ABOUT JAMAICA WOWEE THAT'S FRESH

[u/chronicus]

It was Richard Pryor!!!!!

[u/BloodCereal]

Takes balls to rip off David Cross. I wonder if he even knows he's doing it.

[u/[deleted]]

I'll ask my dad about the concept, he was a heroin addict in the 70s and now does tai chi.