- How long can lipstick really last? - Let's talk about that. (groovy theme music) Good mythical morning. - If you want us to answer your questions, follow our prompts on
Facebook, Tumblr, or Twitter. - Heather Hogan asks, are there any actual kiss-proof lipsticks? - Well, first of all Heather, you've come to the right place. I mean you could have asked
anyone on the internet this question, and you
chose us, wise choice. So the way that we're going
to determine if there are any actual kiss-proof
lipsticks, we're gonna take it a lot further than kissing,
we're gonna put some lipsticks to the test, it's time for
Let's Find the Lip-Stickage with the Least Lip-Slippage. - Okay, here we are. - Hi. - They Mythical Crew has done
some preliminary research to determine two of the
top long-lasting lipsticks on the market, and we're
each trying them on, and gonna run em through the wringer. I've got the drug store
brand that is Maybelline's Super Stay 24 Color,
available for only $8.99 at your local drugstore. - And I'm keeping it classy,
I've got the high-end Stila Stay All Day Liquid
Lipstick, priced 24 dollars. Now, so drug store and high
end, and we're gonna put them through the exact same tests,
and we think the best way to test the long-lastedness
of a lipstick is to put it through the stages of a date, and so that's what we're
gonna do, and then after all the stages of a date,
we're going to evaluate whose lipstick looks better. And that is our winner, our
longest-lasting lipstick. (lush music) - Every good date starts
with a romantic dinner. - And what is more romantic than ribs. Bib me. - First of all, lipstick
in general feels weird. It feels like there's a
shell on my lips, man. - Especially this kind of
lipstick that's made to last. - As opposed to the
normal lipstick you wear. - Yeah, exactly. - Alright, so let's dig in. You know what, I just go
for the rack all at once. I love a good rack. - Now ribs are a great first-date meal, because it's a good test
of how, you know, just how much a person cares about
the way they look, and what their mouth does on a rib. - Yeah, and at a certain point you just, you really want to get in there. The thought about conversation
is about getting that rib. You know, and then you go
to back to conversation. - That's why I'm not saying much. - So at this point, - How's your lipstick holding up? - Well, I mean I would be dabbing, I wouldn't rub. - What about licking the fingers, that's all part of eating ribs. - Oh yeah, that's good. And then, they'll give
you a moist towelette, we don't have those, we're just
gonna dab with a towelette. You gotta be, like you
said, you gotta stay classy. - That's what we're all about. - Now you're, I can see your
lipstick is already start, it's like globbing, it's
globbing down there. - Woah, look, look at that. - I'm not getting, I'm not
getting any lipstick on mine. - But my lips are still
very red, very pretty. - Yeah, you're still looking
good, but the inside of yours, like the inner edge of your lips, - I can see the inner edge of yours. - When I go like this, you can see, you can see that it's gone. - But nobody talks like that. Nobody puts their lips out like this when they have a conversation. - Right, so when I'm talking normally, I feel like I'm very much intact. - Yeah, I actually talk
like this most of the time. I don't let anybody see the
inside of my mouth when I talk. So I'm gonna be okay. - Your upper lip, I
can't see it right now. - Yeah, that's covered by a stache. (lush music) - Okay, so the dinner went really well. You want to spend some more
time getting to know this person and so you're gonna take a
little walk on the beach. - But you also want to
look for any opportunity to bring spontaneity into this
date that's going so well, so why not just say, let's
take a dip in the ocean. What have you guys put in my ocean? - Yours must be like Santa Monica Beach. - Dead fish. - And mine is Malibu. - Well yours is, man, yours looks nice. Lookit, mine's got
hairy, bloody band-aids. - Yeah, the stuff I've
seen down there, okay. - There's a Sprite, though. - It's a used Sprite. - Used, not consumed, but used. - Let's take these lips for a dip. - Oh, I'm so enticed. - It needs some beach-like
action, because, not that kind of action, but you know, like those waves, I mean we
have to make our own waves, you know what I mean. - I just don't want to get
a used band-aid up my nose. - I shook my lips quite a bit. - Eww, it is salty. Oooh that was fun, what a date. I gave it some really good shakes, man. - Let's see what I got here, oh gosh, mine took a hit, man. - Let me see. - My lipstick took a hit, yours looks like it's freaking, like vinyl siding. - Like in a good way? - It hasn't changed at all. I mean my parents put
vinyl siding on the house back in like 1991, and it
still looks exactly the same. - Yeah, look, when I dab
nothing comes off on the towel. - Yeah, and I'm still
getting a little bit off. Okay, alright, you're
taking an early lead here. Well this is such a fun date, we should add some people to it though. (lush music) - Okay, so far your date
has gone swimmingly, but now it's time for the moment of truth. - Yes, it's time to put those
lips to the ultimate test, the kissing test. (romantic music) - Hello there. - We have some beautiful
lady heads with us, I really love what you're doing
with your hair these days. - Can you even see me girl? Okay, this is gonna be a little weird, I'm not gonna watch you. - Hold on, I will say
that there was that time in eighth grade, where we
were both in the same room kissing two different girls,
and we made eye contact, you remember that? - I remember you timing it and telling me how long it lasted after. - No, I was making out
with Amber, and you were making out with Anna, and
I liked opened my eyes, and I was like, mmm,
turned away, very quickly. - I just wanted to see, - I don't wanna, I just don't wanna, - I wanted to see who was,
if you were done or not. I didn't want to get done
first, just like right now. Alright, this is important for science. - So, I mean the first
thing I would probably do is just, you know, I
just don't want to go in, I don't want to go in too hard, just a little bit of that. - I'm having a crisis of, - This feels so wrong.
- Life, right now. - But I like, but I like
what I'm getting here today. - Ewwww, what is that liquid coming out? What in the world? You're just sloppy, you're sloppy man. - My beard has lots of
water in it from the ocean. - That didn't come from
inside of your mouth? Lookit, she's drooling. - She likes it. - Look at her, look. - Yeah, she's drooling. - Gross. She's getting some lipstick on her, too. - Wow she's really getting a lot on her. - Do a little rolling pin. - Man, that is really holding up, yours is really holding up. Oh gosh, she's not very
responsive, though, oh gosh! She's not very responsive at all. Okay, come on, oh, come on, give me a freaking break. - Top that Casanova. - It was such a mistake to watch you kiss. - Nothing's coming off on this girl. - Look at mine, mine's disintegrating man. Look, look, I mean no matter where I, - Oooh, man you're
leaving lots of residue. - [Rhett] Look at that. - She's spic and span, man. (lush music) - After a long, grueling date,
it's time to hit the hay. I'm bringing my mannequin
head along with me. Getting comfortable. - And I've got my book, and my tissues, and I've
got my lip balm, here, and I've got my big glass of water, which I always drink before I go to sleep. - This is what you need in order to sleep? - Every night. And then I just take my
glasses off, and I go to sleep. - The only thing I need
besides my mannequin head is my white noise
machine, it's on my phone, just a nice running water. - That's definitely, that does
not combine well with this. I usually get up at three and whiz anyway. - Now I move around a lot when I sleep. Lots of tossing and
turning, a little kissing. Little midnight kissing. - Trying to find a good way
to nestle up in this thing. Gotta get comfortable. Gotta find a good spot. - Okay, well a lot of lipstick
has come off on my pillow. - What (sound changes) oooh, what is that, a flushing a
toilet, a gurgling toilet? - Running water. This is a cat. - A cat purring. You sleep with a cat purring? - This is just crickets. - Okay, I get it. I can see right off the bat
that there's no lipstick on my pillow, and I gave
it a good wallowing. But man, you have really made a mess. - I got more stick on
my mannequin head, and more stick, more lipstick. And more lipstick on my pillow, as well. - There's still a lot on your lips, but it's nowhere near,
ooh, let me fix my hair, it's nowhere near what I've got. - First of all, it has
ran off into my beard, which is, that's not a good
look, nobody likes that. And the only, it's only really
strong right along the rim, the rest of it is basically just gone. Yours looks, now first
of all, I can't say that it looks good, because
it looks kind of crackly and like an old woman,
like it looks like it needs to be reapplied,
but from a distance, like if you were trying to
impress somebody from a distance, - Hello. - Yeah, that looks good. - Yeah, I mean so I
think the results are in and they're a bit surprising
that the more economical drug-store brand on my face is the clear long-lasting winner. - Yeah, sorry 24-dollar
lipstick, you just didn't last. Thanks for liking,
commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is. Not again. - Hello, I'm Samantha. - And I'm Katie. - And we're from North Carolina. - [Together] And it's time to
spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - We don't always wear lipstick,
but we do wear lip balm. Especially Link's Peculiarly
Perfect Peanut Butter Peppermint Lip Balm, available
at rhettandlink.com/store. - Sounds weird, but you're gonna love it. Buy one for you, and a friend, or a date. And click through to Good Mythical More, where we're gonna do the
full face lipstick challenge, on one of us. - 10 Second Tour! - This is when you give a 10
second tour of your hometown. - Yes, this one is from
Steph, from Cairo, Egypt. - Really? - [Steph] The pyramids, the sphinx, a mythical beast with a
human's head and lion's body. Woman making pita. Rhett will like this, a
traditional food, beans, and a camel. - Woman making pita was my favorite part. Sphinx was pretty great, too. - Cairo, all the way from
Cairo, thank you Steph. - Use #10SecondTour to submit yours. Click on the left to watch our show after the show, Good Mythical More. - [Rhett] Click on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. - [Link] And click the circular
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being your mythical best.
