-All right. We're checking out the only game where you
literally have to use your head to break everything and kill everyone around you. It's Jump Girl. Yeah, I don't know what else to say. The entire purpose is
to use your abilities, wait for it, [groans] to destroy as much stuff as you can. [shattered glass sound]
Oh, yeah. And if you happen upon a person,
you have to knock them out as well. Kick over the nightstand
and [groans] ah, come on [laughs] and eventually get into whatever
object is there in the end. Now, you can only hit your head on
the ground so hard, but luckily, things like the soccer ball
really help to break your fall. If you're really good,
you can land on your back. [shattered glass sound]
Not like that. That was directly on the face. And then that was a kick right
to the skull of that man. Bust those. Okay, so right there is kind of the area
where I really need to focus. I say, focus. I just need to not kill myself. I could have landed in that
couch perfectly right then. And land on the oven, [shattered glass sound]
land on the hot dogs, land on the innocent bystander. Oh, he's actually--
Nope, he's totally dead. Never mind. I thought I saved his life. Come on. Yeah. [laughs] I love how if your feet
touch the water, it totally counts. [crickets sound]
I can already see what that is over there and it's really concerning. Also, what am I jumping on top of? Obviously, as you can imagine, [thuds] just bottles of ketchup, the stuff getting stupider and stupider
as time goes on. Man, I still can't break
any of those bottles. Toothpaste. [laughs]
[kids cheering on the background] Hold on, I gotta get them all. Yes. [laughs] Okay. Is it just me or does
the creature from Huggy Wuggy looks like he's spanking someone? Anything inside of the safe are coins
and [thuds] grab the key. Kill him. Now, there's three guys on the toilet,
try to mind their own business. Will they survive? Of course, not. One, two, oh, no, the third one lived. No. I also broke my neck. I'm so distressed. I feel like I have to
go back and do it again. Are those bags of flour? Also, is this like a clothes drying rack? Take out the flour. There we go. Just getting myself nice and dusted. If I- if I cannot kill that guy,
I'm not happy. I'm not going-- there's a girl like
doing yoga on a bed. If I can't kill him,
I'm gonna restart until he dies. All right, one, come on, come on. [groans] Wait, hold on, I think
I can kind of arc backward. There we go. -Nope. -Come on, come on, die. Die for Gray, die for Gray, die for Gray. Come on. [screams] No, the water spurted me up. [buzzer sound] All right,
we're gonna do a light bounce. [thuds] There it is. Okay. Now, let's rest-- [groans] Okay. [groans] Just stay there. Ouch. There's no place for me to rest. Okay, perfect. Yeah, just, that looks
highly unnatural but I mean, I guess the morning
stretches are important, except for when they
rip all of your hamstrings. This is the most realistic
gamer desk I've ever seen. The only thing that's missing
is a bunch of ramen noodles. And there we go. [thuds] No one gets out of this alive. The best part is I can sit here
and take a moment, just kind of like rest in this girl's bed
covered in flour and water and toothpaste. All right, now, you gotta get
nice and painted. Boop, there we go. Oh. I wanted to see if I can get
some green on there but I'm sure, there'll be plenty more opportunities. The irony that I'm murdering
people in a- in a nurse's outfit is [groans] not lost on me. Give me the hot dogs and all the paints and then through the glass.
[shattered glass sound] -Nope. -Ow. Is that man vomiting in the toilet? [laughs] Some of the scenes are really twisted. All right. Get all the keys,
big headbutt right there. [shattered glass sound]
Hot dogs, come on. [buzzer sound] [groans]
Oh, man, it's that jump right there. I'm never going to continue. I will only accept doing
this the first time. All right, I'm just gonna
rest here for a minute. Here, hold my feet. Luckily, I'm a doctor, I can tell that
her pulse is completely gone right now. Through the hot dogs and-- -Nope. [sighs] -Okay, I think I get
three taps in order to move. [shattered glass sound]
Yes, three. So if I just time this real well-- Oh, yeah, I can get
a ton of height this way. Okay, that's two onto the toast machine. Otherwise, known as a toaster,
kill this man on the toilet, and a big jump onto the trampoline, grab all the soccer balls,
one, two, three, and now, I've got the pattern down. Best prize. It's a hat. That's the best prize. Okay. Coins, coins, coins. I'm terrible at this. All right, gotta bust the coconuts. Coconut number one, coconut number two. Actually, I guess I got all three. [groans] And you actually
have to get into the tree. Nice. Use the tree for leverage on top
of all the champagne, over the-the surfboards,
into the garbage can. [laughs] Oh, there's a whole rave party
going on over here of people to murder. Yes. All right, killed this girl,
killed a football, killed a second girl.
[buzzer sounds] [groans] Gee, could go have all the [groans] way, I'm pretty sure
I hit that tree head first. Oh, yeah, that is perfect. I get to take a bath in champagne. That's when you know you're a true baller. Okay, onto here. I just gotta not hit my head. That's the only thing that matters. I kill this girl. Ooh, don't hit my head, don't hit my head. Yeah, I can hit her with and--
[groans] I got two out of five. Now, it may look like this shirt is red. It's not, it's actually
just stained with blood and there we go. All right, we're gonna use the-the
flippy- the flippy, uh, rods there. I forget what they're called
and oh, I think this one moves us. Yeah, ready.
[groans] Onto the- onto the coin area,
off of the flotation devices, and murder at least three people
on the way into the dance floor. I haven't murdered a pool table yet. [thuds] How soft is it? Not very soft. Can I legitimately like play pool here? Like, can I get- can I get one of
the balls into the actual pool holes? Oh, makes the pool sounds. They actually flew off the pool table. Hold on. Oh, I'm gonna die. [screams] Big boost and yeah,
no romantic evening for you two. Get wrecked. Oh, getting over this
is actually kind of a pain. Here we go. Oh, and Squid Game guy with the rifle
full tackle her corona from the top rope. Made me ask yourself,
"Gray, does it hurt as your legs slowly split apart
and your groin tears in half?" Yes, yes, it does. But that's the price you
gotta pay to be a winner. [groans] And one, and this is gonna be
at least three. Aargh, come on. Oh, that is a broken leg. I feel like being a maid
in my line of work is really counterproductive because all I'm doing is
cleaning up my own mess. There is a lot of coins on this board. Oh, I love bathing in the coins. Yes, they tasted delicious. Yum, yum, yum. Oh, it's a pyramid of coins.
[kids cheering on the background] This dude is like,
"I just wanted to play pool." I bet you never thought that you would go
to the pool [thuds] just to get murdered. This is so bad for him because
not only did I get to kill him once, I actually get to kill him [thuds] twice. All right, get spritzed upward. There we go. Onto the balance beams, perfect. And there's a couple of trees
inside of the palm tree. You don't see that too often. Down to the ground. Get that one there. And then, oh, God, oh, almost died. Almost died right there. Oh, thank God. I-- [laughs] Oh, it still counts. [thuds] Aargh, yay. [laughs] I thought I was dead,
but apparently, I was just resting on all of my money. Oh, no. This is the worst day of my life. I never thought I would
have to murder watermelons. Uh, my best friends. That is a lot of liquor
chilling out on the table. It'd be a shame
if something happened to it. All right, Mr. Unicorn, I love you too. Oh, I broke my skull. Onto the oars and dive-bomb
the-the unicorn. Get all the alcohol, there it is. -Yeah. -And the champagne with my face. -Woo. -Yeah. So if you rest your-- like the rest of
your body on the sand, it's totally fine. The only thing that counts is your
head which is kind of funny because in real life,
there's nothing in there. [thuds] Boom. You and I are go--
you and I are in this together, sir. All right, and-- [buzzer sounds]
Oh, God, no. All right, this is looking
real good so far. Okay, it's looking less good now. No, never mind. Totally good again. Oh, number three. One, two, three, land it. Yeah. Best prize. You know what I'm not good at? Getting any prizes. Are those just corns? [kids cheering on the background]
I love corn. I really do. And now I get to rest on it. Ugh. Oh, these boxes are mobile. Oh, there's so many watermelons. God. All the condiments. Where's the mayonnaise at? What's inside of these barrels? It better be something edible. It is not. Just Huggy Wuggy [thuds]
chilling out over here. It wrecked and down onto
a million tomatoes which are fantastic for you health-wise. Kill the pumpkins 'cause
everyone likes Halloween. And this guy has to check me out,
but the only thing he's gonna be checking out, it's a DDT for the top row. This game gets a hundred bonus points
if when I land on this thing, it moves. I don't know if it will,
but it would be great if it did. All right, through the
boxes, grab the key. -Nope.
-Hold on. Oh, no, doesn't matter, out the wines. I'm just tumbling across it. The shards of glass are
going right up the rectum. It's not great. Red, white, and blue hot dogs,
full of nitrates, and death. And the last two coins. And for my final trick, I will murder
the cashier with just my thighs. -Wow. -And now I get to take
his spot as a cashier. I'm actually trying this time to
only land on my-- there it is, only land on my feet, like a true
showing of-- Ow, that was my face. A true showing of skill. Look at that feet right there. Land on his head just with the feet. Well, everyone's having
a good day working out, huh? Ho, ho, ho. I'm bringing tons of
death and destruction. Welcome to a life of
nonstop misfortune, everyone. Yeah, you happy? You bought those unicycles. Yeah, bomb it out your soul. That's what I like to see. Okay. And a good landing. Okay. Now, we're gonna rest here for a minute
because I need to calculate exactly. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Hold on. There. I'm gonna rest here so I can calculate
exactly how I wanna murder-- Ah, falling again. Will you stay in one spot for one second? Finally, she's gone like rigid. Look, I wanna do a head dive. What-what is this? Oh, I broke the game. [laughs] I actually can't do anything. I froze the character. All right. Let's try and do that
without destroying the fabric of reality and nice and head-butt, very good,
into the shopping carts, bounce over the shopping carts, onto the platform,
through the soda machine. Perfect. This is where I lost my,
like my will to live last time. That's the headbutt. It was the full headbutt. Top of the head. One of the hardest parts of the body. Don't take my word for it. Watch as I ruthlessly slay a human
right there with nothing but my head. You like onions? Are those leaks? I don't know because it's so polygonal, looks like there's some
dragon fruit over here. Some bananas. That one banana just shot
off into the atmosphere. I don't know why. Oh, present. Is there anything in the presents? -Nope.
-There's not. It's just there for me to ruin my life. All right. Now again, this is a perfect opportunity
while I'm completely drenched in liquor to figure out how well I can--
That's the-- Man, I'm telling you. I am getting the headbutt every time. Will I get a prize? The answer is no. Oh, I actually have enough
money to buy something. What do I get this? You know what? Sure. It looks totally appropriate considering
it's negative a thousand degrees outside. This is the very antithesis of Florida. Can I kill the snowman? Yep. I can decapitate the actual
snowman onto the fan. Whoop and oh, yeah. Oh, this hurts a lot more than it looks. Is that a dude inside of a hot tub? -Woo. -You think you can enjoy
yourself without me? You must be crazy. First, let me kick both of these balls. And then onto these floats. This dude over here is like, "I'm telling you, man,
this girl flew from the sky, killed three of my friends." And this guy's like, "Yeah, yeah." A non-believer, huh? [groans] And with nothing but my skull,
I had killed everyone that lied before me. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoy
this episode of Jump Girl. Until the next time,
stay foxy and much love.
