when technology decides to... not

I'm not looking but secretly they were yeah Z orientation is uh is critical why is there a tiny guy like next to the login for whatever this is I vaguely recognize that logo the entire background just makes me want mac and cheese so like I don't know uh my apps are on vacation kby and and Reddit and Tetris yeah I could get by with that existence oh I can't wait for the 32nd of May the thing is it it drew correctly on the graph how did you write a function that Maps a graphical element correctly but that can't change the format of a date how can't wait for the new war zone update App Store exclusive see the stunning new way to play war zone m Call of Duty war cooking why is cooking always just in the most broken location oh what am I agreeing to don't allow allow that one's actually a little wonky cuz I always assumed even if there was nothing in the dialogue text the Box actually Drew above it woke up to this it's all Battle.net update permissions and they don't go away on one hand annoying as hell uh on the second Battle.net if I don't let you update the first time I'm not going to let you update the next 20 whatever times file explorer decided to not load the top part guess that blank space is there forever well it can be there forever if you would like not that you are asking for technical advice but Control Plus F1 will expand and collapse the ribbon inside of file explorer perfectly normal keyboard you I it's only the letters but Q is fine why is Q fine why is a almost fine why is the warping out from the center I'm always curious as to like how how did we get here bonaroo that that sounds like a madeup thing uh website has text that Stacks when you uh scroll too fast okay yeah uh this is a this is a problem graphic designers people making websites now it it is lovely it's very pretty I'm glad you can do all these beautiful things with HDML 5 and whatever the hell else web things do I don't know I'm I'm an infastructure and networking so like I don't care if I scroll down a page and and the page doesn't move like instead elements of the thing start like dancing around and sliding behind each other I'm going to leave software derp how on Earth do you capitalize a dash okay by eye measurements I could actually count the pixel here because pixel it's not pixels per inch it's pixels per feet on this monitor but I want to see what happens when you hit fix did you hit fix did you already hit fix it looks like a Google form because of the font of today but I don't know close captions gone wild Wow TV really has come downhill Junior Hockey along Junior Hockey along we have a duplicate it stops hockey along with hockey along with hockey along without the T so it's backspacing itself it deletes that word goes back to with and then adds a dash and then a Double Dash is this like a live correction I'm so fascinated I have no idea how C close Captain would work I assume at this point it's like a mostly automated thing and then they just read the buffer as it's going thank you Chase Bank middle name optional Christopher tell us your middle name using no more than 10 characters okay this is really stupid but I guarantee you it's part of their Erp or banking software or whatever cuz it was probably set up for middle initial only feedback update confirm but even is oh it's the launcher for League of Legends I have never seen the inside of that and I never will oh yes K Creep by Shawn Mendes you know I barely know who Shawn Mendes is but but you barely know who clang phonic is so like let me listen to my weird electronic stuff and and you listen to whatever I I would only know Creep from radio head because that's like one of the few radio head songs I know my CNN app has a weird name on my home screen CNN debug the freck that that actually looks like a beta version of it like an alpha or beta or like it's in a specific mode or something like that now I'm really curious I Tri Tred to generate an AK image of the Marcel Marcel on Earth Pro this is the result it actually started out okay I'm inclined to believe there's just this region that is just low poly like if you go there it's it just is low poly looks like the Grand Theft Auto San Andrea's desert not very satisfactory dude there there's supposed to be words on that screen I I can't tell because your monitor is infected with digital confetti it's fatal it's fatal possibly oh che check in with another GPU don't that was not actual technical advice just realized I have to start appending that uh yesy sound is the is the bar thing is the bar thing supposed to be a word it almost looks like a progress bar that's why it's so tightly cropped I was like oh this this almost makes sense as a UI design if it's loading something I guess but no that that's not text uh try again uh uh how much am I paying your iPhone can't be backed up if your iPhone is lost or damaged your data could be lost upgrade now or manage storage upgrade for per month what in the actual oh you just that that you just need to restart your graphics driver was it Control Alt shift b or something like that I remember look at you can look that one up that that one's everywhere usually happens when you run out of VM or if you're running your uh your machine too hot you know be nice to your laptops don't run them on beds it's supposed to say Inca but it says Ina look was happy it had it did a backflip what do you want to ruin its day why the hell did I turn into a New Yorker are you okay CW the hell is CW it looks like a mobile game scared of it this looks like you took a database of images of letters and then did a lookup table for images of each letter like you made your own font engine for no good reason and then somehow the the lookup table index got like shifted by three it's fantastic but I'm still going to reach for a hammer tried Lego Life Lego life I have to what because I was bored and yeah I hate to say it Lego can't make software Lego worlds oh my God I was so unbored with Lego worlds I was like first on the scene for Lego worlds and then they abandoned it I love Lego I I will continue to buy their products until I am broke as hell uh but the can't makes up please read the following license agreement carefully I accept the terms in this license agreement next for VMware Workstation for those uninitiated uh a company called broadcom bought VMware and they are currently in the middle of raising prices across the board by like massive percentages and they used to have like a free edition that was great for hobbyists and small like single host and they have just taken all of that away and just gone full corporate greed mode because nobody can have nice things so I'm not surprised that their license agreement for the latest version of VMware Workstation is just gibberish it's just like if you can't read this font we can make it say anything they're going to show up in 2 months and ask for your first born in a kidney who the hell gave Lua five cups of coffee it's like me off my ADHD Ms that's just what the world looks like probably half due to the blindness but the rest of it's just me just vibrating out of my existence Elon uh what happened to your planet oh I see Elon musy husy is uh uh started the UAC a and uh unfortunately did not put enough time research development or money into the Doom Slayer and the Dooms Slayer failed and uh hell one that was probably too much D Doom lore for for a completely unrelated video but too bad Stu BOS where is this is it from wait is it the that news thing cuz I immediately disabled that I miss that that in the task Witcher the bottom left hand corner I was like why is that there it's win tab hit win Tab and you get the same thing also sometimes the the Snipping Tool just gets put on there like Windows S Windows right there this is a tablet but yeah no I I don't if this is from that thing that rain showers 57f and it sprays ads all over your screen that's why I haven't seen it but I I've been seeing this around was how do you get to this like Windows 11 is awful but I'm not experiencing all the awful where is all of the awful I pair my mouse at least twice per day how about you oh this is not a software Gore this is a huh first I would remove all of these second I would see what Mac address your mouse is offering cuz if it's offering more than one or it has multiple device support or something like that it might need a firmware update or a swift kick cuz for each of these it's offering a different Mac address and that's why windows isn't remembering it which is very bad no it's still annoying uh thanks for the suggestion Outlook neglected contacting you about this for a long time this has passed through along the I I allowed to say that word until it reaches your prostate which means no Cuts incisions need to be made uh in your SK Outlook Outlook your your grammar correctl two emails at the same time and you got the the user sessions mixed up or you're using Ai and it's just gone off the rails again cuz Microsoft AI used to just like argue with you uh did I pass or not we're sorry congratulations but you did not you pass successfully passed with a score of 80% ah ah ah also this is what it's like being trans all the time uh but anyways this is what happens when you write a variable so you say calculate uh score percentage like if it's 10 question test one point for every question all right we got eight right we we take as that as a percentage of 100 we get 80% cool if my pass range is greater than or equal to 80% so 80% and up you pass and my fail state is less than or equal to 80% if you hit 80% right on the money you pass and fail because both conditions are true this is why you should use a case switch or if else or also just Define your ranges properly like I like how it also shows both of the I assume both of these like are the images for each of those like Yay good I don't know it doesn't look like you passed whatever this is I was doing something in Photoshop were you and this happened did it wait so the the welcome to Photoshop dialogue showed up behind they can what I'm assuming the horizontal lines also aren't intentional or maybe they are or maybe you didn't select any of this you just open photoshopped and then we just like this is your existence now my phone is stuck on the power off screen I know you weren't asking for technical advice but volume up volume down power button hold like all that in a sequence very quickly hold that power button for like 20 or 30 seconds and it'll do a hard reboot I think it's done rendering pardon my ignorance but rendering what the interface says blender but the screen just says pain and existential crisis kill me now H desktop question turned into MSB uh yes yes well well done well well done you didn't need to cover it in Rick Rolls but what you did above and beyond my phone settings just died dude I want to die like that that looked amazing that's like the best way to go with zero vertical spacing this is what happens when you get a CO you order a coffin and it's too short it's why you don't buy off the clearance ra the glitch chastic factorio launch screen A Beautiful Disaster I still have not bought factorio uh because I know if I do you will never hear me again I will never make another video again this also this just looks awesome like this if there was ever like a corrupted Edition or something like that or like a cool mod or even just like a secret mode this would be great for it this looks this looks awesome hey can I have a Funday I'm pretty sure the screen got impacted but it also look like it's straight out of some like '90s weirdcore stuff and I am all about that that's fantastic threads app oh my God threads is still a thing it was it was like a thing for a week and I just never went back to Twitter uh I they have video now apparently and it is actually pretty trippy experience kind of like this this kind of cool I wish do more intentionally glitchy apps like not not on purpose to like annoy people but be like this this app will glitch out randomly for no good reason and we won't explain why in like next Friday experience having to chase the like Buton button around the screen like just make things more interesting I have to walk almost 11 days to school makes sense is your is your school actually that far away the distance doesn't seem that far like I vaguely know scale of countries over there and the distance between these two points doesn't wait the Blu-ray is p but your destination is over here where are you where are you trying to get to Google Maps what are you doing Windows had a stroke my instinct was to say you have a invert turned on which uh which is control alt I if I run Control Alt I on here it almost looks normal but all the all the text and icons are stuff are are weird control I also I think you have to magnify on uh while it when you do that something's G on gone wrong with your bit depth like some something's up with your maybe your color profile reboot kick your GPU in the in the in the nose and uh feed your computer to aspirin and call me in the morning

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Length: 12min 51sec (771 seconds)

Published: Sun May 19 2024