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Shameless Health tricks enjoy this juice post workout oh wow I wonder where it comes from it comes from [Music] me Hello friends welcome back to MK my name is Jack an edible being that gives you a certain expression when you give it upon me today we shall dive into the things that people knew what exactly they were doing let's go casual ad from the authorities of Belgium do not come back with an unwanted souvenir virus no we mean random children who sneak their way into your luggage and you can't take them back because now you've technically kidnapped them that's right you're criminals now and you have to commit to it adop a highway like this guy Chris bangs family and friends since 2017 yeah um be careful of your last names people I too love wood pekers from Canada yep Jersey Mike sub says how do you top your yourself blocked blocked blocked your out blocked grab both buns and eat it like a man H I should call her well played grocery store employee enjoy tastes like butt made with sweet cream butt is dualingo trying to start a class war translate this sentence store Brer dig big brother is watching I do not trust men in suits Jak staller IAP dress it's expensive to be poor de bear br EG they are only using you well I was going to buy a watch but maybe I should call him don't say it don't don't say it please don't say it looks like one dday wasn't enough for him no presenting the two Euro with be he he entertainment rley we support lgbtq by saying ew on the second floor far on the third floor Arts fight a lost her to a boy with bigger fingers oh my that gut that isn't his gut Subway satisfy your Valentine with a foot log I would but she finds my toes ugly there's no way this was done intentionally but not in the classroom because that's clearly nonsensical sure Boris I'm just sorry can I see what's behind you there mate fuk cabor Rees interesting carry on God is not mad at you He's Just Not That Into You stupid deity well I hate you anyway please have ticket or ready hope I got my ticket it's supposed to say gim Jim hair don't care it's Jim it's Jim kitchen hands job available hey have you seen how stressful it is to be a chef I don't blame them Vladimir Putin says he didn't intend to scare dog phobic Angela Merkel when he brought his Labrador to a meeting oh this is the epitome of this sub let's just say it let's just say it they knew 16 things deaf people are tired of hearing do you want to try that one more time Joe Biden to give Boris a hand in sausage War as he tries to beat off EU okay what is with all the phallic puns today I've got to give props to this work despite only having three letters to work with they managed to position these all around so it never once says the word it's trying to avoid in a straight line honestly if anyone can see where it actually says the word props to you I cannot see it follow traffic rules someone is waiting at home for you but since you'll be driving past this thing at around 60 kmph you probably only have the time to read follow someone home that's it that's the traffic rule to together to them let's normalize stalking I think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a Lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one hey when you guys say last is a sin I'm going to make it a sin you ain't going to get tempted by the devil in a beer cat this is an Australian news program so take that in mind when reading this oh got a sick in hospital that's a that's a sick a sick was a 55-year-old he was kept an art for observation I love what you guys are doing keep up the good work je hi journalist Excellence worldwide here thank you but please refrain from using that acronym our organization's name is journalist Excellence worldwide oh I understand my middle name is Kevin how could you possibly relate Keith Kevin cotton oh all right here against each other on the scoreboard we've got kiss my long God damn it St was worth it expecting parents please I beg you please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards sincerely here's the sign it's # mask up you no no mask youa thank God the Medics are here wait a minute that's not the Medics that's the phallic combustion unit time to burn some Willies get over here o Lifetime Fitness is getting a sign change I wonder what they're calling it now oh I guess they're just being totally honest about their target audience our new patented stacker shelf design is sure to make you feel slightly uncomfortable Taco Bell come naked oh well if you say so not to try out Chala a naked Chalo oh god oh no oh so many so many just swinging in the wind these nuts everybody loves these nuts wwwg grabd nuts.com o I missed the the correspondent the BBC sent to cover the petrol shortage this morning is called film McAn and he's reporting about people who can't feel their cans Saints down 17 to zero at the half this is the only pick y'all have this is the only pick you would have noticed H well played show her the real you make such an influence that even the photos in a newspaper will be looking you should have seen me covered in pie both are laughing what kind of pie apple Jeremy God this is a kid show a Disney kid show okay fair point do you like it in your face yes I like it in any place I share the expression of that dog chocolate matcha that's the jerk Ju Just kidding not this more overthinking kills your pee PE now showing Just Go With It Sucker Punch Justin Bieber the future is produced for quick sale $2 plump sweet and begging for cream same have a beer with your sausage but what's the ad on the other side ooh it's a perfect angle yes billboard I'm sure he'll be coming what he wanted this cool shave what he got a random triangle in the middle Barber shaves triangle into man's hair after he pauses video of a model he wanted to look like along with that he didn't even do an accurate triangle like the the the one in the video is clearly bigger like if you're going to screw up at least make it a screw up you committed to Meanwhile in Peter Dinklage land shortest month and you select me this will not be forgotten who did he get selected in the Game of Thrones calendar oh it's February yeah they knew what they were doing this stuff seriously helps you to energize hey let's make that the acronym of the brand there's no way that could turn out wrong let's put all the budget of marketing and advertising onto that real chocolate real protein eat shite no wonder I've never found it it's on a freaking roundabout in Hampshire so that's why women suffer it's purely based on the traffic frequency in Hampshire save the satisfaction of women all over the world visit Hampshire bed buyer single long single King single double queen king Super King yes we know while you be buying a Super King as if you need all that space for yourself using Let It Snow wrapping paper wasn't perhaps the best idea idea uh Merry Christmas Mom don't touch yourself ask the staff thank you well I'm flattered but no thank you shall we use two s's yeah one will be fine you sure Welcome to our salon and Spar simply 133 reasons why hot girls wanted you oh look Netflix notices your lack of selfworth considering the Grim story of all three of these I I don't really feel like this is a good om h i could visit this store but uh don't do it uh don't you do it sharing your love of tentacles is not weird not loving tentacles now that's weird Monteray Bay Aquarium share the love by tentacle hentai don't mind us just reminding your girlfriend why she can get an upgrade man's C wins first prize it wasn't hard says birthday boy I have to ponder if more conservative times were aware of the messaging they're portraying or just Disney erects giant Woody at Hollywood Studios oh I guess it's not just the snake that's in his boot Mohamad lady bham Law Firm mil bang bang that gav Saudi Arabia accidentally printed thousands of textbooks containing an image of Yoda sitting next to King Fazal while he signed the 1945 un Charter so what you're saying is it's technically Now history it's legitimate history a fun game call an auto part store tell them you need a water pump gasket for a 1995 Toyota Tacoma tell them you were in another store earlier and you were given the wrong one and you you want to be sure they have the right one ask them to describe it to you you will never get a bad answer it's like the letter P has fallen flat on its face after a do out outfit for a baby celebrating the Stars we got Neptune Mercury Earth a Saturn well I guess one of them's in the correct orbit blow operator for 5 minutes before starting engines it doesn't do anything for the boat but it does relieve a lot of tension all right before we go it's time for some more fan art today's work is by SS house hello s s thank you for submitting some beautiful work this one's for everyone a delicious acronym of MK epic memes kind and you are all awesome how dare you make an accusation about me without proof I don't know what the hell they knew is about but I think we're all going to learn today what did they try to do I I don't know but this parking space is clearly only for people who Grill you know dads with beer bellies who be grilling that's their parking spot they knew ooh oh I see let's see de's nuts of course they knew of course they knew you can't read something like this and assume that they're just ignorant at all this grab both buns and eat it like a man but I don't want to get all messy that Burger's Too Tall large burgers should be wider not taller okay we've been through this okay what am I uh huh I'm sorry what's this one about am I insane he's just a little guy he's just a little guy what's what's the problem here I don't understand oh oh oh my god there you go there maybe put a flag in there or something please McDonald's agreed to take down MC Krispy advertising billboard that was erected next to sign for local crematorium the MC Krispy H I don't think I tried that when I was over in the UK but uh yeah probably a little tone deaf but that's McDonald's for you I suppose what is this New Media Center in China okay okay to be fair pretty much every skyscraper is as phallic as can be when you you know look at it sure not all of them include balls but still let's see come visit us at Milford Ice I see mil Milford Ice now I knew I know what it says let me blow your mind dry your wig from the inside out why does it have to look like that though oh man I don't think the design could be any different really but still Dunkin Donuts costume no thank you no you you stop that handy J don't forget the lube and oil the handy J hand wash lube and oil hooray the dog is quite excited for a walk will this um you got that right order three ways online you can order those online now where it's not no not Amazon eBay right eBay Jones says I enjoy 7 in every morning this this much orange juice I like that how much orange juice do you want this much dick Insurance Agency we cover the whole package I bet you do fellas was hiking with my kids and we walked past a troop of Scouts their scout leader was wearing these pants and I did a triple take had to make sure I wasn't crazy so I looked them up and they're real oh what why why no kudos to you Walmart employee okay I see what we're dealing with I think I'm going to have a good time bags the Gardeners of the Central Park in my city were ahead of their age in the 1890s right man you look back a hundred or so years and people were still just as horny as now for real they just had to hide it more I guess a nut busting fun time Family Fun and birthday parties at the Flying Squirrel trampoline park you need to change your advertising tactics ASAP well that's an unfortunate patch for a Catholic School what the that's more than unfortunate dude they knew perfectly what they were doing what is this what is it another why is it why is it always come I'm so confused they knew how to match internal numbering with license plate nice what what else would you say Hallmark card I bought yesterday [Music] h no seriously it seems to be a bit of a pattern here it the word always seems to be out and about in this subreddit the words they chose to highlight on this bottle of freshing poo of what oh okay you confused me for a minute but no yeah that's great that's great scalp refreshing shampoo freshing poo do not start calling it freshing poo please oh is this in Finland is this a finish thing uh I don't think it is actually now that I look at it but still busy yeah I don't want the busy popcorn prehistorically correct you sure about that hot smoothies in your area oh why do so many companies like to steal that logo design for some reason I don't get it it's not even that good a logo guys recognizable sure but not because it's a good logo because we've all seen it a billion times also hot smoothies is there a better code privacy for pumping or breastfeeding please use code boob to access no that's come on come on I was waiting at the intersection when I realized they knew butts and Hugh Dicky my name is Hugh Dicky butts sir oh yep I've seen Fu King Chinese restaurant before I wonder if this place was ever actually real or if it still is Valentine's Day starts with sun but you may get wet in the evening I'll say big bone Road and Beaver Road they meet right there at the big bone Methodist Church oh no h facial you say oh good God what the hell is this Sonic vibrations help right Ronda Rousey got a plaque H first in her okay who knew Roofing could be so titillating stripping laying spreading nailing and bang in there is no way that's actually on their van guess who's lowering her salt intake not me that's not that's uh it's a salt shaker it's a salt shaker it's a salt shaker it's a salt shaker stop stop Deets nuts I've seen Deets nuts in person before not quite as cool as these nuts though mural in a School lunchroom oh I mean I I see what they were doing it's a carrot but that still looks incredibly incorrect Scotsman of the car Carolinas uh that guy is absolutely packing this sculptor SL artist new yeah they often do that's the worst part is they tend to know we will be happy to serve you from behind thank you please ask oh no [ __ ] okay definitely a setup of course it is those things are expensive come on man I'll mess around with them Hyundai knew of course they did of course they did of course they did up one level on the taste with these salt and pepper shakers yep ye oh okay please do not try do not quality erection since 1976 Sherman buildings.com an interesting design for a golf glove it sure is interesting isn't it isn't it this is a perfect example of they knew this is perfect of course they knew can anyone tell me what this sign means absolutely not I absolutely cannot tell you nice they also come with different sizes oh my God what why bro what were these scientists smoking uh probably some good [ __ ] oh no it's called it's a wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there's no way this is real I got to do a quick Google oh my God coming tonight is real it's real a metamorphic EMP emph with chemical composition blah blah blah blah blah what in the hell dude they definitely had some good stuff Bob new Bob's balls see another por Hub logo ripoff come on this one seems a little suspect I got to have me some boats and boats and harbors yes where are the Step Brothers flavored soup mix show me the money what is that character even supposed to be I have no idea but why is he literally why does he actually have a penis whistle ball included Special by little town giant jiggly balls but are they good though my spidey sense is tingling oh what the hell dude grab me now zero light Sprite no I want 100 plus ass we're all standing up to cancer are you this is a little awkward please wash your hands dude God damn it that sticker is absolutely a joke on purpose this isn't just some oopsy Poopsy thing right I mean I know that's the point of the sub is that everybody knows what they're doing for the most part but this one's kind of over the toop egregious you know oh for freak's sake dude satisfy your Valentine with a foot long I can't okay it'll blow your mind away the super 7even incher jeez Burger King maybe you should focus on making food like get on that now it's been a long time you guys have to start making food the brand new burger you can this burger is better than sex you can this burger I'm pretty sure they did know oh they knew dildo stress reliever they of course they knew look at that I've said that a lot this time but of course ancient Persian sword is that it's it's it's it's it's it's Scabbard is that the proper term or should I say sheath and make everybody here uncomfortable bubble te company needs a better translator I'm bubble tea suck my balls no they don't need a better translator they've got the best possible translation they need to go with this forever this Amazon listing for a Wi-Fi antenna stable wall penetration oh dear meat tenderizer now that seems like a no it's a brand name never mind a placard posed posed to Thai people by Japan uh what the hell why are there penises everywhere everywhere I look there's a penis oh that how cute is that how adorable they definitely knew yeah yes they did and they're pretty proud of it I guarantee you what are we talking about thick and easy thickened water oh God no no uh-uh something for every hole every hole Uranus blasted a gas bubble 22,000 times bigger than Earth that happened back in 1986 but it could happen again oh was before my time wonder how that dude's doing this is a real title of a Looney Tune Porky Pig Daffy Duck in boobs in the woods did they ever find the boobs in inion inion International Airport flying to the future why always always I mean I do kind of know why but still today's latte art well this one is no wait no I I saw the sperm next to it thanks a lot When selecting wood grain on toilet doors Two to be as Fair as possible that's actually quite funny this dog toy at dollar store that is legitimately just a wall of penises you can't think that's anything else this treehouse has wood well it's a bird house for one thing and yeah the balls were not necessary beware of dog cat is not trustworthy either oh son of a [ __ ] are you kidding me a bowling ad it's amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb don't I know it the Bazooka bubble gun with 69 whole foaming action like I'm going to be honest with you right now if you got any foaming holes let alone 69 of them you might want to visit your local family practitioner go see your doctor please full body massage including head for 30b that's actually not a bad price especially when it includes head I guess God damn it we're off to a fantastic start today and I am loving it just walk right in don't play with it ah everybody that walks through this bathroom is a little gay I'm just saying dude nothing on Heaven's Door peanut butter and chocolate gelato with chocolate chip I'm not really a gelato guy but I'd have to try nothing on Heaven's Door and yeah of course they knew what they were doing 12:54 a.m. day one critical the Snake River plan looks like a well-endowed forecast look knowing the storm watch centers they have a fantastic sense of humor they totally get it of course I don't think that they did this on purpose but they probably looked at it immediately after doing it and went yeah okay just throw it out there no one care it's fine it's funny sign found that a church craft sale offers guests a warm welcome backdoor guests are best well I feel like I know something that you like to do I'm just kidding Shirley where's the food the editors knew for sure professors speak on medical marijuana legalization panel on Friday offer blunt opinions wait do they offer blunt opinions or blunt opinions I am curious honestly why don't they just offer both give everybody a blunt and an opinion report Oppenheimer bombs in Japan oh wait so did it show there I I get the joke I totally understand it but I thought they actually didn't want it I thought they banned it I guess that was just another Twitter lie I'm fairly certain uh yeah I can totally imagine why it would though farm animal orchy oh let's see um farm animal well I don't know how else they would get them in the bag so I think this one is quite a stretch I'll be honest look I got a dirty mind but if I looked at this bag of farm animals I'm not going to immediately go they're all having sex I mean you can't have one without the other d as and cream dashes and cream you know what screw the D it's just asses and cream man asses and cream colon I'm kidding I know I know I can't read from the street at Lena's party is way more interesting happy birthday anal I guess won King path you are you trying to say it's like walking path is that what you're trying to say cuz again that one's stupid perhaps they could make a pie plump sweet and begging for cream you know what else is no not me I'm not sweet I'm a little plump but I'm not sweet okay Peter's Pond yeah I wonder why they called it that okay when it comes to probably men naming just about everything we have a penis related sense of humor ha looks like the little things that hang off our body what do we call those again Tim what if we named it after that Americana cream pie Americana are you sure about that is this just supposed to be like an Oreo spoof and you named it cream pie excellent moist Donuts what pink box Donuts you know what sucks that name is weird and I don't really like it however that sign and that branding is [ __ ] spectacular look at how intricate and easy to read that sign is I am absolutely loving everything about it just really not the name a design for napkins okay everything is a everything the sooner you realize that almost everything you see was designed by men who whether or not they want to design everything to be phallic like as a form of well I don't really know as a form of specifically but I mean look at look at skyscrapers okay they're kind of Impractical I'd say in many ways sure they allow for denser space I I'll Grant you but they also feel incredibly impractical in a lot of other ways but hey they look like giant he comes again in unexpected places and faces he's coming in my face really why do stop talking like that okay Jesus knows what you're doing the graphic designer definitely knew so maybe Facebook didn't ruin politics oh God damn it no what oh I don't even have anything to say here but the fact that I looked at that and instantly knew what it was that's more telling of me than the guys that did it why would IH hop post this did they actually post this though I'm did they really post this image because if they did IHOP was already the goat but now they're solidified forever as the single greatest of all time so not only do they fry rice they got what now Walker crisps prawn [ __ ] the prawns be coing I guess what is it what is it supposed to be what does it say on the bag I want to know it's actually pretty good ramen Ramen Hub I mean I'm sure it's good good little corner ramen shops tend to be pretty decent from what I've heard I don't have any out here in bum [ __ ] Colorado but you know I try half price what a bargain the meat tenderizer yeah yeah that's what that is right and only 15 bucks Paige that's a steal honey okay I don't know why this makes me think of there are a lot of words in the Finnish language that are just or busy and I think that's hilarious I know that's not how they're pronounced but it's still really funny accurately displaying product effect uh what it does what is this stuff what are they dreaming about the dream lounger they're dreaming about a I don't want to talk about it never mind stop why did you zoom in I didn't want that do not exceed 20 children this would be posted in the Utah Community oh man I have way too many cousins thank you Mormonism oh Jesus the campground New did it that's a campground it looks like a mini golf course to me dude although to be fair it looks like they were trying to make I don't know a heart but it just looked a little goofy a little goofy all right what's this [ __ ] legume beans mix you know I've never had bits of [ __ ] with my beans but I'm willing to take the dive shot anyone a shot a dick wait do do I need to get those regularly is it another shot I need to worry about got to get my dick shot cuz I'll do it I want to be safe when a sign breaks Virginia three mils Virginia only has three mils I find that particularly difficult to believe I got to be real with you I think there are more than that in Virginia more than that everywhere really that glazed glow that only slugging can create all you need is Vaseline healing jelly before slugging after slugging okay there's no actual goddamn way that Vaseline actually posted them covering either an accurate butthole representation or a donut in Vaseline dude you can't do that man you can't donut all your followers I know there are di hard fans of Vaseline out there I'm not kidding there are people that are obsessed with Vaseline as a skin care routine okay it's good I get it wow there's no way I'm sorry I can't believe this for 1 second there no no the donut the street sweeper company new big enough to serve you small enough to care wait what you know what actually no that does make sense I I'm F I get it I get it Adidas unisex child predator 20in indoor not 20in 20.3 indoor soccer shoe the unisex child predator okay I get it dude no one saw that no one noticed that and went maybe we should fix that follow someone home follow yeah okay follow traffic rules someone is waiting at home for you that's that's a cute design I guess however yeah follow someone home obey traffic rules doesn't really have the same ring to it it's a little dangerous to have a sign that people are meant to be reading while probably driving where you got to squint and probably crash Jesus is what I am coming soon I am coming I am coming I am coming Jesus yeah that's right those are exact words that Jesus of is it Nazareth I don't know come on sorb be more discreet oh Jesus hold on a second 3D facial roller massager okay right you even have the big PP cutout on the front of the Box sure it is sure I mean I'm sure you could use it for that but I don't know this feels like a more discreet way to get you a toy spam Arthur Spanx his wife Catherine 1880 to excuse me no find specialists in your area Metroflex waterproofing party limited residential commercial industrial your wet area Specialists I need me a wet area specialist right about now you know what I'm saying I hope you do because I don't know what I'm saying at this point in time I don't see how they couldn't have okay yeah there are a lot where I genuinely don't see how they didn't test the product look at it and go hey uh I don't know Hotel adults only discover the true flavor of Jamaica in our jerk station what are you talking about like jerk chicken or something like that cuz I mean I see Jamaica but that's how you phrased it worker at Conservative Christian organization who viewed pornography to relieve office stress is awarded compo after having a stroke what in the world did I just read such a cute shirt for dog moms oh my God no it's not I can see the little details in the face you know yeah it's a it's a dog but no it's not it's not a dog that was not intended to be a dog please don't wear that in public a van I saw the other day swine well that one's just kind of boring where are all the penises Master Bait and Tackle you can't beat our bait okay that's funny you really really had to take a gamble to name your company that all right that's the sort of joke you throw around and go h no we should probably come up with a name that won't offend a lot of customers all right cuz I feel like a lot of people that are buying Bait and Tackle and going fishing are on the more conservative side of the spectrum and I don't know how much they're going to appreciate the masterbait and Tackle joke I'm not sure but it seems to be working out for you if you're still a company out there I'm sure you're being supported enough I too love munching on a good taco okay who doesn't but why in the world are you using those or at least h no see you bye-bye for that price I'll take it 4 oz succulent ass only 258 I mean I guess it is only 4 oz so it's not as succulent as it probably should be but yeah it's a good deal right my best friend's mom tried to glue vampire teeth on a pumpkin and instead looks like she did something to it you know she did something to it Harry McNuggets excuse me McNuggets land is this a Roblox ad L like there's please tell me this isn't real okay what do we have to oh of course of course show this to Nintendo and they're going to beat the crap out of you water heater climaxed it what I don't think a water heater is supposed to do that also I think that water heater needs to be replaced it's looking a little old and inefficient okay wow would you look at that no cholesterol tastes like butt well what you got to be more specific there with that tastes like butt or tastes like ass there is a difference made with sweet cream buttermilk with no cholesterol I really should start using butter substitutes you know now that I'm getting old you almost 28 I'm going to have to start watching my health don't worry it's coffee they definitely knew uh yeah I feel like so many of these were just done on purpose because they're like ah some people won't really get it but then there's this one and they thought we want everyone to get it there's no way you're going to look at this and not understand what's going on thirsty uh virgin [ __ ] what exactly am I thirsty for oh cocktail slush and hot drink cash only is this in Japan I hear they're very cash dependent like we use cards they who cares that's not the point I would like to visit the Virgin C Booth this theater new 40-Year-Old Virgin Penguins they're that old you know you learn something new every day that's not a detail you really get in the movie Inside the glory hole of Montello Dam you called it the glory hole I don't know dude I don't think so vaj JJ pies assorted varieties what the hell is a vaj JJ pie what is that supposed to actually mean though I'm confused I'm trying to look at the box and see oh JJ brand or JJ's gotcha what's the VA stand for it's not the apples that says apple pie I'm trying to get to the botom of this why did you say B ajj pies you know what let's not think on it too hard let's live our lives and move on I35 in Minnesota quality erection since 1976 Sherman buildings.com okay if you get offended by this one that's your own damn problem you know I was talking about master Bait and Tackle but I don't know this one feels right this one feels a lot better because you didn't name your company something something erections you just had a really smart idea for advertising that's going to immediately draw everyone in they're going to make it go viral they're going to post it online and then you got your company name right there and you know what odds are if someone needs an erection from you they're going to call Sherman buildings and they're going to get that crap erected right quick just the tip the best bite okay where are these and why am I not able to buy them though I mean I I like more than just the tip for sure but in this case I want these where are they old bike advertisement they definitely knew what the hell man yeah they knew there are so many of these where if they didn't they're blind they're all packaged like this they definitely knew tit birthday candles have a titty birthday I guess is it supposed to be 30 oh yeah the way they organize that if it's your 30th birthday why not go for it this ad from a local gym hi Fitness aerobics is back I don't get it just just hi haha I'm high is that what that's supposed to be cuz if so that's a little lame notice to staff will ladies please rinse out teapots then stand upside down in the sink oh no account must hot bottoms be placed on the work Toops wait this isn't they knew at all this is like Bubby well no not Bubby this is engrish or something like that let me try this again will ladies please rinse out teapots then stand upside down in the sink oh no account must be hot bottoms be placed on the work tops I mean I know the whole bottoms tops things I I understand I get how that could be they knew however the rest of it just perplexing to me what the hell are you talking about are you telling the ladies to rinse out the teapots and then do a handstand in the sink or are you telling them to put the teapots upside down in the sink so they can dry out what exactly is it that you are trying to say I think we need clarification on this memo dog toy looks happy oh does he oh he looks so happy he's in a permanent state of euphoria Wordle definitely knew guess the word yuck duck tuck Puck uh-oh oh uh-oh uh you got to put the c in there man you know the word and so do I I heart Canada I get it you still think you're funny look genuinely no joke the only reason I don't find it funny is because it's him I mean I totally get the joke duh who couldn't get it it's right there but the fact that he's doing it come on man happy fireworks 4th of July no no way no way actually I did see this on the 4th of July and thought it was godamn hilarious because there was not a micr second where I didn't know what they were doing I knew oh I've been new dude that's a very clever way to to separate the bathrooms if you just got a little slice go go ahead and use the men's room but if you got the rest of the pie go ahead girl use the women's room I like that separation what the [ __ ] is this post of course they knew that was the whole point you don't got to get all mad at me it's just funny to point out how about you put your attitude in check man a bag of what oh [Laughter] no yeah know that that is 100% intentional packaging that's funny hey dude we found the bag of you know what Fairway and green needed a better logo designer [Laughter] oh nuh-uh I just you can't put anything like that where it's going to make an a shape in between those two letters it's just it can't happen dude do you ever think these are like graphic designers on a bad day you know what I mean like they were angry and just made this cuz they were like pissed off and then it got accepted and that was sh up and they're like we love this they knew or did they Japanese beer so they did oh yeah a little bit of [ __ ] udon M my favorite my favorite IPA is the [ __ ] one you can only see it the first time then never again man I wish I could see this for the first time all over again this was such a funny photo the first time this is a throwback one of my favorites exercise ball has images of exercises you can do with it wonder what this one is oh it's when you crawl inside of the ball that's my favorite exercise it's like a giant hamster ball at that point that sunflower looks sorry I read ahead my brain like had a short circuit that sunflower looks thirsty AF but almost has that a a haal face oh my God [Laughter] please never seen a sunflower so thirsty for water it's PR Al begging dude found on Uber Eats oh dude my favorite it's fuing Yum Yum Yum Yum from St Mark's Episcopal Church sermon what is Hell come here a Pianist oh I get it I get it like like they're asking what hell is hell is listening to The Pianist it's just a fun word to say I'm try I'm going say pianist one more time it's just a really fun word did I mean click oh dude it's click nuh-uh that's great let's go to click lovers dude they're computer Specialists I love the little mouse with the heart that's so amazing brand amazing design 10 out of 10 no notes would you like some gloves why are you delivering them to me like this do you want me to what do you want me to do with my hands to give me these kinds of gloves do you know what part to highlight to get their clicks ah yep your next Project's calling the old ball chain get the parts you need in Advanced Auto Parts baby it's what it's all about milk it milk a cow $3 two people $5 sorry I get to do what I get to milk how many people nice biscuits for 69 nice unfortunate placement no that's per gra that's very purposeful placement can only open that door by grabbing her by the nips open me she says that coincidence oh dildo 247 huh that's what's up that's what you're all about I like meaningful license plates like this one this one has a story behind it cooking with poo I don't want to do that oh but it is glutenfree lactose free and nutree are we sure it's poo if it's nut free popcorn or is it nah dude dude I I get what they're doing cuz popcorn pops and jumbles but I just hate that bag I hate what that looks like I mean I don't know what else it would be other than popcorn I don't know what they're going for there with the or is it oh poop porn okay I see poorn I get it all right you win this time comment you you win this time interl I didn't catch it the first go around BJ's on the beach Say It Ain't So that seems very messy [Laughter] why why does it say BJ's on the beach that I'm I'm trying to understand why it says that am I missing something push it all the way hold until balls release oh my God yeah do I need to hold it until the balls release on reflection [Laughter] ni well whatever you say I guess do I got to do it in the water like that though any person except players caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed what do you mean I only have two and take them away guys at the store know better and place it right try before you leave the store yeah yeah put it right on there got to make sure that no no ego fits okay fellas this was definitely done by a customer trying to be funny random box of condoms don't sit in the middle of a selection of Vapes possibly the person who took the photo if not OP themselves I don't like this guy I don't like this well actually guy I'm here to make it less funny because this wouldn't happen really shut up giving God your load really oh my God there's no way there's just no way there's no way someone put that with all sincerity and said this is a holy place there's no way give God your load all right True Value Grab Your Balls it's come to Freeport Hardware Grab Your Balls it's Cannon season s on select jars oh that's why they want you to grab your balls cuz you got to fill the jars makes sense understood just found this fella cleaning a hoarder's house he's the Shel sorry he's the salt shaker not the shult I got to learn how to talk I ready to find the pepper shaker tomorrow good God what do you love man good for you dude good for you the designer knew o that's a very innocent joke though to put on the C that that's silly to put on the calculator I like that that's fun uncomfortable Association why is there a Wier shaped hole where the scissors once were what happened here the BS and nuclear technology majoring in sub stomic explosions provides a comprehensive understanding of the principles and applications of yada yada yada yada really cool though thanks in an National State College of the Philippines that looks like a giant penis it's why Oppenheimer was so crazy about the bomb cuz he was thinking about his wiener you can literally see a hand grabbing it too yeah at the very bottom you can make out a hand what is this Grandma crocheted a shark blanket I think that was supposed to be for Grandpa she also crocheted a American flag she loves to crochet why did Snoop Dog post this was that actually Snoop Dog this just layers on more and more questions I'm pretty sure that's supposed to say Clips I don't think it's supposed to say mega clits oh Cuts oh my god oh oh okay yeah no you you messed up dude wow I think it's supposed to be a fun shower this dude's going to come alive like Freddy Fazbear I don't trust this one bit and why are his toes showing why are his dogs out that glazed glow that only slugging can create all you need is Vaseline healing jelly yeah for a little glazed glow yeah gotcha understood Salt Lake Utah a yeah I love going to it's my favorite place Salt Lake Utah what do you think I was saying fruity smelly balls I I mean there's only one way to know if that's an app or not and that's to get a whiff of them this attempt to refresh the handicapped icon in a parking space Oh no and they're both in their chairs that's crazy well at least they're keeping it passionate Burger King goes hard in Spain try the brutal Big Bang dude what is that I see two buns two chicken patties is that like a a Cheesy filled something what the hell am I looking at it's going to kill you spotted in a Scottish gift shop oh dude look at all these [ __ ] and boobies dude my favorite kinds of birds I don't know man this movie sounds absolutely unhinged Oppenheimer bottoms the nun too why' they make a second one I'm not sure if I should peel the sticker off go ahead peel the sticker see what they're getting up to on the back of the packaging this seems too good to be an innocent mistake this image is haunting me this image right here is haunting me no and I saw comments before in the last video where this image was featured I will not I will not be indulging no matter how nice and inviting the Boba may seem Live Edge conference table Oh you mean it we all Edge at the conference table oh come on Taco divers are you kidding me dude it just gets like more and more blatant and obvious you're not getting away with I see you I see you going down I'm sure you are Target does what now Target Staples Aldi D no no well played grocery store employee tastes like butt I believe you oh dude it's D tie but it looks like a big old wiener it's wearing a little chef's hat though so at least you know it's you know working hard behind the kitchen this ad what the Austria's five I don't know what that sign is coins from 2022 and 2023 is that Euro compliment each other in a the birds and the bees theme ah I see well that's cute this isn't a they knew I I actually I appreciate this that's nice so what exactly are they Brewing there then oh you know dildo you got to brew them to make sure they're the right consistency impossible they didn't know about this and know that's 100% intentional but that's funny go come by our dog ass for sure man apparently meant to say the time house oh the Tim Ho use can't wait to see what hoe Tim uses in that house just put the tip in and see how it feels no I'm okay I promise I love that they have cash app and Veno as well I appreciate that 42% of new members are dyslexic oh I'm not though that's Kilt not going to get me this time Mega Cuts already fooled me this one not this time from the Philippines it translates to Holy BDSM for a spiritual Pious take on your on your on your BDSM Bible discussion study meeting no no not at all it's not what that word means not that what acronym means rather treat yourself to what oh I love this post treat yourself to 19 in of Venom and more you mean it all for me in 2014 Paul McCarthy's tree a 79 ft tall green inflatable sculpture took over the place Vendome that's a big old green butt plug that ain't no tree that ain't no tree the way the butter is filled in this tub I think this is less of a they knew I don't know if they could predicted that it would have ended up like that that's very silly that's what a that's quite a coinky in though season of giving head the best Christmas gift in it's 70% off my work PC was vaguely threatening to me today Bing knows where you put that file you're so dirty in bing nosen perhaps not the best choice of statue for this Catholic School what it's no it's the face on him too just solemn and Stern whichever way you look at it it's bad we buy used men 29 and up we want them broken just a little bit if Robin was reading this he'd be like hey that's me I already know him you he would make that joke I know he'd make that joke let me send it to him on I'm going to send this to Robin and see what says banana [Laughter] washer yeah yeah sure man banana washer the Colonel's holiday three-way twice the breasts thighs and legs oh Colonel you shouldn't have the holidays are a stressful time for everyone even the colonel what better way to blow off the steam than with a thre sub Colonel you die yes and it's going to be Finger Licking Good Just a worm the largest oh oh the largest even oh yeah two handers the biggest one I've ever seen Christmas Comes once a year how often do you well you know uh none in November but now that we're in December every single day morning noon and night it's like a factory in here biblically speaking there is a Biblical amount Baptist Church the latest installment of ass Hoppers deep C Canon about as deep as the crack they're hopping update get ready for a pounding some of us could see 8 in or more that's too much even for me I'm talking about the snow yeah the the snow on my son's baby's first Christmas ornament um I could see I could see the joke there to me that I can tell too much that that's a like the the clip though so I mean may maybe at first glance you're like what is that rabbit got but no I right away I it's the Illusions ruined for me try Gaviscon peppermint liquid it's like a fireman came in your mouth I don't need to buy your product for that just visit the local fire station and talk to them real sweet I get the same experience got a whole phone with faap at the bottom you know what that's for right yeah fire ambulance police you didn't know limited edition Japanese McDonald's Cup oh my god oh come on yeah they're loving it did not have lunch here Doner Camp picnic ground historical site I'm confused this one confuses me this is a normal picture yeah exactly uh the Donner Party and their various encampments were a group on the Oregon Trail who took a false shortcut got stranded and purportedly resorted to cannibalism oh oh plus it's a normal photo so you're both right oh okay the Santa Claus pillow it is not no it's not that it's two of them and they're kissing scientists have simulated what it might be like like to plunge into Uranus and you don't got to simulate that take me out to dinner I can show you the real deal how to microwave eggs four different ways H those are some suspicious looking eggs at first glance I thought it was I don't know I don't know I thought maybe we're getting like a milk recipe I I don't I just the new what looks like a bowl of eggs to me yeah advantages as soon as you look closely it's a passing Mirage this however is permanent why they forgot did Hermione ever have a no she never had a oneand like that they get that's on purpose what what what is this she didn't have a a wand that looked like that did she of course only Hermione has the skin colored wand Well Ron has a skin colored wand too just a different color from his own that's true that's very true all wands are skin colored craziest headline of all time we had non-stop sex hero George saves injured pup was that the reward for saving the pup did your wife see that and go you know what you deserve yeah that's right a little bit of that slopp toy 6,000 he seems proud of it no way this wasn't on purpose hell yeah dude that's the funniest house on the Block husband sent this to me yesterday we're going to get a great view of Uranus tonight right honey right how to draw a male giraffe well you know it's easy you know we're going to draw the dick and balls for you already just that way you know where else to go you're welcome share a Diet Coke with Walt and a regular Coke with Jesse he's younger he can have the full sugar thing wow I guess they're dealing Coke now he you got to diversify what you sell and flood the market you know it's smart business I've never seen an episode of Breaking Bad I didn't know the names of the characters but for some reason I guess this correctly in one second odd yeah you know internet you know internet and meme culture you see Walt and Jesse together you read that you can guess it you can assume Glory hold repairs set to cost $80,000 well you know what it's finally any time that our tax money goes into good places for the people hookers and blow Saves Christmas yay my favorite so School dorm bought a new microwave lid M I see I see is it cold in there climbing route at local gym can you surpass the wall of Co can you make it to the top top of the wall can you do it it's only for our most horny climbers that's a unique way to advertise a movie Green and salty just like my nuts what you're a horny One Mr Grinch Uranus will never be the same oh the Fudge Factory wait what's the weenie mobile doing in Uranus hey get it out of there get it out of there no dude this place actually looks dope there's a sideshow Museum there too the Flying Spaghetti Monster what is this place it's closing I think I think that whole area is closing I'm looking I'm looking at their attractions they still got the sideshow Museum they still got it that's cool oh if you're driving down the side of the road and you see that that's must SE that's really neat that's a smart business that's really cool not of that massive sausage has anything to do with it it's not going to be open at all chocolate Santa anyone well that's for one of his many ho ho hoes you got the wrong chocolate sculpture in the middle of Campus of Imperial College London oh yeah he's just hanging out with it hanging out he's just chilling and is this the purple man the dick of 87 TS the season yeah the elf's got something for you in the Box wise men no it doesn't say that it says wise seen still seek him they're looking for him I beg your pardon go green blow yourself what I got to have I don't even have ribs remove I can't I I okay all right I'll do it what is MC Donald's selling oh you know the warmest greetings the warmest you can imagine you interested candle shaped chocolate from Advent calendar that ain't no candle you and I both know that ain't no candle it's even got two balls come on oh oh no first of all wearing a dress that has the name of a vodka brand just seems a little trashy to me but also it you the way you pose that's an intentional posing and come on come on you're wearing the dress right in front of the giant light up vodka bottle you're here to party you're here to party for sure I'm going to start wearing that but just at home and it's when I'm cooking more than just your hands are going to need washing you got to clean everything got to clean the ho sometimes you should just words like what am I supposed to get from this like genuinely what what am I to think when I see this on the on the ski slope no no no doggy allow what am what am I brings a new meaning to head oh oh this dude's fun I I couldn't even imagine having the the the balls no pun intended they're on the back of his shirt we know he has them to wear that as a t-shirt out and about take a deep whiff that's what you do in nature they're they're exploring learning about each other's day Gary Neville gives passionate much watch really and we're having it here on Sky Sports HH he must really love his job the Japanese must be stopped but oh no get your hand away from there he's he's a bad guy look at him he's even posed like a villain diabetes Straight Ahead oh yeah it is yep if you order from that dollar menu you get that Sunday next step losing say goodbye to your toe it's going say goodbye to it it's on its way security system protected by Ajax security system you want to break in look at our hand go f yourself pal Mary what Christmas right oh no that says Mary jizm what's going on that's not very merry at all oh hey look it's a penis pastry we're just moving on we're just moving right on what does this mean what does it say right next to it hold on I got to I got to look up what this means uh so I think I think the the pastry itself I don't know what it is but it's like is it saying to try this pastry yourself is that what is that what it's asking I it's I think this is Swedish feel like if I I wonder if I could send this to click would he be able to tell me what it says is he on he's not online I I I I I I don't know what he'd say but it would sound handsome I know it would diamond graphite no one believe we're so closely related I'm so hard and you're so slippery really really now no it's that true someone had fun writing the answers to finish Who Wants To Be A Millionaire what's the capital city of Thailand well why is there an Among Us in the audience H all these answers I not sure that's a tough question Indian police knew what they were doing hug your kids at home but belt them in the car ah yes makes right got it they wanted to to spread cheer oh they're spreading all right don't know if it's necessarily cheer though today on they knew exactly what they were doing and oh didn't they it's repurposed that's all it isck or treat oh you're just telling me the same thing twice supposed to say trick-or treat that font is like Bendy straw font trying to fit that in your jeans must be exhausting yeah no it's tough man you could tell it's why he stopped wearing them I like that this place's called two girls in a cupcake very close to Infamous shock video who reads two girls one cup and then makes a business with a very close sounding name that's what I want to know and what's up with Sasquatch why is he out here what's he had to do with this I'm left with more questions than answers is it just me or does that heart look like a ball sack oh yeah no 100% yeah no it's intentional it's he's wielding his wiener that's the that's the joke right ordered this badge from my girlfriend which was made from my proposal photo to her it didn't go quite as expected they could have removed that that other hand then it would have looked it would have looked amazing instead now he's got an obtuse angle down there feel like that's easy to fix though right today on they knew exactly what they were doing we've got the oneeyed pickles saurus Jurassic dog Damian why did you send me this

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Published: Thu May 30 2024