When a Dare Doesn't Go As Planned

like the video and subscribe right now and prison doggo will protect your back virginity if you go to prison what do you regret doing in a dare not me but my brother's friend was dared to spray an entire can of deodorant on the back of his hand third degree aerosol burn and permanent scarring i didn't even know that could happen happened to me too i wanted to prove how tough i was in the locker room at 12 years old it was some cool ice type deodorant spray my hand was numb for the rest of the day got the now least pass filled blister that changed colors several times as it healed the back of my hand still has a coin sized round scar 11 years later during a primary school camp in the boys cabin i was in we were doing truth or dare i decided to join him i chose to be asked the truth i was asked to my crush was and i told truthfully a week later my crush came to me to tell me she did not like me when i asked who told her she just said james there's two james's in my year level they were both in that cabin i have no idea which one snitched never played truth or dare after that are the first mistake telling a truth on truth someone dared me to go up to my crush and ask if she clogged up my toilet at my house she said yes alfred's duck asking a girl out for a joke turns out she had her almost maniac overly protective boyfriend he beat the out of me this wasn't adulthood mind you this was in early teenager years so please don't overreact if all you did was just ask her out that's not an overly protective boyfriend that's a full-blown psycho my dude i've told this before but we three guys and three girls were all in the hot about this chick's house and i get dared to go mash my dick slash balls up against her parents bedroom window granted it's like 1am and the whole house is completely dark so i thought it would be no big deal get out of the hot tub run over to the window drop my suit and smash my junk up against the window for a few moments then in the reflective light of the pool i catch a glimpse of her parents sitting right inside the window watching us from inside they didn't even blink just just watched me it was ducking terrifying terrifying like i saw them for a split ducking second as the light passed over the glass just inches away from my mashed up dick on the other side of the window something from a horror movie i gasped and ran back to the hot tub got back in and just sat there in complete silence a couple minutes later her dad comes outside laughing hands me a beer and then reminisces with all of us for a minute about the crazy he did when he was a kid i've never felt a shock like i did when i saw their faces it still haunts me sometimes but it all turned out better than expected i was 25 edit this is a true original story that i told several years back but i have since deleted that account apparently it's been told on youtube if anyone could provide a link i would love to see it thanks when i was a teenager i tried the cinnamon challenge for those unaware you take a spoonful of ground cinnamon and try to eat it and it doesn't go well all i put it in my mouth and it immediately sucked all of the moisture out of my mouth and sinuses to make matters worse the drying out of my sinuses caused me to sneeze making cinnamon fly out of both of my nostrils like a dragon snorting flames i then proceeded to dry heave in the bathroom for the next five minutes or so pretty sure fate was the most miserable five minutes of my life so far i still can't stand the taste of cinnamon more than 10 years later the cinnamon challenge can really duck you up if you end up deeply inhaling a bunch of powdered cinnamon your lung tissue will not like it and get really inflamed that can start filling your lungs up with fluid that's bad running the base is naked and sliding into home all was okay until the slide dude why the duck would you slide naked you want a dick burn cause that's how you get a dick burn oh man in my twenties i was one of those quiet people who would get drunk and suddenly have all of the personality in the world in one particular instance on theirs i kissed a dude and showed a whole party of people the goat the fact that a whole group of my friends were subject to seeing my balls and probably my butthole too is one of those thoughts that hits me as i'm trying to fall asleep at night the goat because they were the greatest balls of all time or because they look like goat balls running a friend over he said he wanted to be a stunt guy i had a crappy old car we dared him to get hit by a car i was a slow dad to hit him long story short he went to the hospital and i needed a new windshield lucky he didn't sue me i'd actually like the long story licking a frozen pole during winter usher duck that hurts i was seven years old when i did it full on tongue on a metal chain from the swings recess bell rang and everybody was leaving and left me there well as dumb as i was i just yanked my head backwards and had an awful taste of blood for two weeks to this day i still have scars and am now 25 yo i took on what has to be one of the craziest dares of all time i was with a group of guy friends and there was one girl there we were having a campfire down at the town's local campsite we were all recent high school graduates just looking to have a little fun before we went off to college my buddy got accepted into ucla so it was kind of a celebration party for him as well he was super excited about it because apparently his dad and his dad's dad both went to ucla and got law degrees he wasn't able to get a full ride though because when he was a junior he flunked out of home economics because he would always show up late and burn the quiche i think the teacher had one out for him too he would always make him go first whenever we did presentations because he knew my friend had a slight amount of speakers anxiety i remember one time my friend and i were accidentally late for class and he made us do push-ups as a punishment which looking back now i think was against the rules we should have said something to the principal to try to get that guy fired taking off my shirt and flexing my pecs for a slightly drunk female rumored and her cousin but they kept singing the get yet it's out song riding my skateboard down a large road hill a second time five torn ligaments four surgeries over ten years and still more problems to come was dared to get naked and run outside i say naked but in actuality i was left with my underwear and a stupid hat my friends locked me out there for about 15 to 20 minutes while they were shooting me with a bb gun fun times i'm the youngest of three boys my middle brother was a weird kid and when i say weird i mean weird he didn't bathe his left foot for four months at one point because he wanted to grow a mushroom on his foot anyways he would walk around the house naked all the time like all the time finally me and my oldest brother grabbed him by his ankles and wrists threw him outside then locked all the doors he was oddly content so my oldest brother called our neighbours to invite them over two girls in our age range after a few quiet minutes we heard banging on the door the doorbell was ringing and he was screaming at us they approached the house and of course saw my naked middle brother so he freaked out and wanted to get back inside needless to say he never walked around naked again he also harbours lots of resentment for our oldest brother as a result i don't super regret it now but at the time my friends teared me to streak across campus to pee on a statue we called the p ball in the middle of night it was summer so i figured there wouldn't be anyone around anyway so no big deal well what i didn't know was that the university had english as a second language courses in the summer and still rented out the dorms to students from abroad so i start freaking out a little seeing lights on inside the first floor windows of the female wing as i run past but thankfully it's pretty dark out you know those large motion sensing lights that you can pretty much hear buzzing when they turn on well there was one of those by the back of the dorm that came to life and with the sudden jarring light every head in the dorm turned to look out their window as my naked ass ran by and of course a couple was having a lovely date as i arrived to the aforementioned people i kindly asked them if they wouldn't mind leaving but they insisted on staying knowing full well what the naked guy in front of the p ball was about to do overall incredibly embarrassing evening wouldn't change it though i played ring of fire king's cup for americans at a festival with some people we met in the next tent over if you don't know basically it's a drinking game where you spread a deck of cards around one cup in a circle each person picks a card and you do something depending on the card most cards ask one or more people to pour their own drink into the cup in the middle to create a mix first person to pick a card that breaks the circle drinks a cup in the middle after a few rounds one of the people in the group who is a complete stranger decided to pass directly into the cup now you don't need me to tell you what happened next but i did make a big fuss to everyone when he did it i said back quote if anyone wants to drop out now that's fine but if you stain and you lose you're drinking it anyway so that's the story of how i drank warm piss milk color vodka three types of sea idea and lager in one chug i got him back though i chucked up in his tent certainly not the worst thing in the world but when i was 19 i jumped off a pier into the water turns out the water was shallow and i fractured my foot i only regret it because i have always been a cautious and calculating person in this instance i just wanted to be liked and it ended up with me in an italian emergency room so i guess the regret isn't jumping what i regret is thinking i needed people to think i was cool once my friends made me hump a wall in seventh grade and said i wouldn't do it because i was chicken i did it they told on me got sent to the office pissed off as they told everyone about a lot of stuff running around the neighborhood screaming i love being ducked in the ass wearing only boxes in the middle of the day were you in florida cause that shit's normal in florida got my scrotum professionally pierced at a house party i still remember looking down drunkenly to see a good friend and piercer cleaning my balls while a good chunk of my friends watched on thankfully this was before social media and smartphones um something about the phrase a good chunk and genital piercings don't mix in a sentence drinking a glow stick i was around 11 it was a few days after halloween and i was having a sleepover so of course we played truth or dare when i was teared to drink a glow stick i didn't even think twice about it once my friend started freaking out about my bright green saliva i ran downstairs crying and had to have my mom help me rinse out my mouth only to see this glowing going down the drain it's funny now but i honestly thought i was going to die at that point at summer camp i female was playing truth or dare with a small group of 10 to 12 year olds they dared me to kiss this boy but the boy didn't want to participate they pressured him into sitting in a chair while the rest of the group formed a circle around us until i kissed him on the mouth my family found out later and i was given an early lesson on consent and peer pressure there was an evening after the closing ceremony of some convention with lots of young people of 16 to 23 years old and me with my team headed right into some restaurant to celebrate our hard work as i was 16 btw now i'm almost 19. the whole thing was basically like people are taking roles of various countries delegates and represent them in models of international organizations such as u.n or epoch so back to what i was talking about we were enjoying our time at the restaurant eating pizza the guy let's call him paul who was older a bit than us bought my pals alcoholic drinks because they asked him to but literally none of us except him were 18 at that moment i didn't drink at all that evening though and at some point one of my fellow group members said hey mufficity pull kiss each other and i was like really cheery at that time laughing at all stupid we were talking about and i think i considered it funny to kiss paul and so yeah my first kiss was with him i did regret it first because it's nothing serious but then about six months after it started to feel wrong because paul then turned out to be not that nice and kind person at all i'm not thinking of it too much and it doesn't bother me tbh showing my breast to my friends also with a lot of boys it was dark but i still regret it because it was the first time i did something like that it wasn't really a dare but i'll let my friends pepper spray me in the face because everyone else was doing it we planned it out well i think we had towels on hand and large bowls filled with milk and ice water it still hurt like a mother ducker and my brother recorded the whole thing i don't regret it that much it was my first time getting drunk we were in a friend's trailer his mom was staying the night somewhere else we all get pretty wasted on natural light one of my friends passes out he's out cold or so we thought friend dares me to piss on his face to try to wake him up says he'll give me five dollars i'm at that point of drunkness where everything seems awesome and feeling like there are no consequences to anything so i whip out my dick and start to piss on his face he totally wakes up i go running out of the trailer pants still down still pissing still laughing friends eventually got him calmed down or so we thought the rest of that school year was hell for me he never let it go and i never got the five dollars i was 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Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 13 2020