What NSFW Pro Tip Should Everyone Know? (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories)

what is a nsfw pro tip that everyone should know ask your partner what they like and then do it sexually p after six this goes for both genders nobody wants a ut female orgasm doesn't work like the male don't speed up if she is coming you're doing something right don't stop doing exactly that when you're giving a [ __ ] look up at them guys seem to like it you are not done licking until she pushes you off men if you find a bump on your balls move your balsack around your testicles if the bump moves around with the skin of your sack chances are it's a swollen gland or a cyst if the bump stays put on your testicles see your doctor immediately this could possibly be testicular cancer regulus get yourself tested better to be safe than sorry edit to make this nsfw have your gf or bf check for you with their tongue do not remove anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower if you're a dude and you have issues with coming too quickly during six try relaxing your legs and hips if you're a chick and you have issues with coming too quickly during six pm me your number capital e o and do kegel exercises you don't need to lay your finger into her [ __ ] full force more pressure does not equal more pleasure and don't rub it like you're trying to get birdied off your window be gentle for the love of god that it is sensitive as hell i learned this from another thread two weeks ago and oh my gahd okay fellow men when you are masturbating and reaching climax slow down and clench your butt cheeks you will shoot like 20 feet and you have basically came into valhalla the best hand job tip is to use your mouth the best blow job tip is to use your hands use bing instead of google for porn annoyed with the crappy porn law just turn the music off and listen to a random tennis match owning and cheers are included always have dedicated love clean up towels sex towel foreplay before a six be vocal and what you like or don't this helps the current and futura six with this person always use a condom the first time don't even listen to no i'm on birth control it's cool have some bottles of water nearby festive six is dehydrating clip nails so you don't hurt her don't wear rings when giving a hand job or blow job that it hurts if you even think you're about to have a six hit up the bathroom and wash the genitals consent if you're sober and they're drunk stop even if they really want it and you know it's past the point they can create new memories just don't trust me they'll thank you i know this is a weird comment give her a massage before a six it's like pre-foreplay it gets them in the mood even more don't listen to guys who think they're tough always spoon and cuddle after six unless you both are exhausted and pass out it's pretty awesome you're both emotionally wide open so the conversation is honest and genuine this leads to patience and intimacy in the future did it my first reddit gold thank you always masturbate before responding to your ex's text and see how you feel about it with a clear non-horny mind for god's sake guys if you think there's even a chance of hooking up perform meticulous personal hygiene and for the love of all that holy wash under your foreskin do not clean come up with warm hot water it'll turn into glue the girl that doesn't make you wear a condom is the girl with whom it is most important to wear a condom the best advice i ever got from a drunken aunt at a wedding was do everything half as hard as you think you should if you're gonna put it up your bum it should have a flared base to stop it going all the way in don't use random stuff and end up at the hospital explaining how you just fell women's magazines constantly suggest things you should put near your mouth to spice up oral hot water cold water mince fizzy sweets do not one night think to yourself whiskey do not do all with whiskey don't masturbate with two in one shampoo conditioner i did when i was in middle school and my dear looked like 40 bees stung it for like three days my mom told me to always go for the thumb if you're about to kiss someone's fingers it's least likely one they'd use to scratch their [ __ ] gain extra height on a scaffold by placing your step ladder on top clean out your [ __ ] before anal inside and out also putting condoms on six toys makes cleanup way easier if the gerbil gets stuck they can be lured out with fresh fruit dicks can be used as towel holders if you're considering a vasectomy and already have kids ducking do it i had mine almost 20 years ago and i haven't regretted it once if you're in a relationship where you're safe from stds it's wonderful not having to worry about pregnancy you get a lot more e6 and it's a lot more fun never come in a jacuzzi unless you want to be covered in a thin spider web like amalgamation of your oranges when you want a woman to come during cunnilingus you have to yell into the v wash your butt when you bathe seriously get up in there for ladies gently rinse inside your labia when you shower water soap veal cleanser all of that can screw up the ph balance of your v don't put your d in crazy remove your diver's watch before fisting if you ejaculate after drinking alcohol then go for a piss the tip of your d can burn like hell mouth ulcer gel applied liberally to the affected area can provide relief if you have a beard and eat a lady out clean your mustache afterwards after proper foreplay just about when you are getting ready to penetrate her for the first time spread her legs and rub the shaft of your erect d sideways on her labia and [ __ ] slow at first then faster she will moan and squirm she will flow like a river and you will get even harder watching her when she can't take it anymore and begs you to penetrate her you go all the way in with one strong thrust making her watch you directly in your eyes always p after six always think about my grandma so you don't come too early probably doesn't have to be my grandma could be yours unless you've got a really hot grandma or something it's not asphalt so it doesn't need to be jackhammered sometimes try as you might she or he might not come it's 99 likely it has zero to do with you if that is the case do not take offense do not pressure her or him into coming and if you're in the act and she or he knows it won't happen but makes it clear they're still enjoying everything anyway do not stop unless you're told to ever since i had kids it's been difficult to reach orgasm but i do enjoy everything a guy i was dating post divorce was getting increasingly insecure that he couldn't make me come no matter what i said to convince him it wasn't his fault if i let on that it wasn't going to happen and we were in the middle of things he'd stop immediately like hey jerk i might not come but i was really ducking enjoying your face down there oh and right before we did finally break up he was telling me that i have to come you're going to come for me that was verbatim what he said again i told him putting that pressure on me guarantees that i won't come because i'm too busy being worried about your ego just roll with it it's a shame man knew how to lick a [ __ ] was open to slightly less vanilla stuff being more rough poor ejemplo just couldn't get out of his head talk to your partners and try not to be insecure about it it'll kill everything treat consent for sex the same as consent for coffee if someone doesn't want coffee don't make them drink it if someone asks for coffee and then decides they don't want it don't make them drink it if someone is drinking coffee and then decides they no longer want it don't make them finish it if someone is passed out don't pour coffee in their mouth if someone wants coffee but then passes out before you bring it to them don't give it to them anyway finally if you make someone some extra hot that is kinky coffee and they say they can't drink it that way accommodate their tastes looking forward to reading the joke comments for this one man everyone is talking about six and the only advice i have is if you break a bone never push it back in for thick women don't be self-conscious about it he knew what he was getting into beforehand get on top bite his face let him touch your curves self-confidence i sexy in my experience women are much more likely to reach orgasm if you give them some love before penetration rubbing the [ __ ] fingering cunnilingus ptc this might seem obvious but in the heat of the moment it is pretty easy to focus on your d and try to rush into six if your erection lasts more than four hours call more ladies for vl6 a lot of lubricants contain glycerine which causes ut and allergic reactions for some women always check the label slick with our pink water are great glycerine and paraben free lubs safe to use with toys for anal silicone lubricant is pretty much liquid silk try not to use anal desensitization creams don't you won't know when to tell your partner to slow down or stop if you can't realize you're hurting yourself swiss navy premium anal lubricant has clove and gerb backdoor has jojoba which helps decomfort without desensitization never use silicone with toys dart it will ruin your toy dart no one wants that ever hybrid lubes are mostly water-based with a small percentage of silicone they are safe for anal veal and oral but i don't recommend it really avoid prevent utes or reactions great for masturbation and anal if you want to avoid silicone stains but you still want the silky feeling safe to use with toys i've learned this through relative trial and aero plus working at two adult stores get a b day attachment for your toilet they're cheap and regular use keeps uranus much cleaner the little man in the boat is at the top just put two and two together about this one after reading in our ask women thread women should always pee after six as it reduces the risk of ut i'm a guy but there was one girl who always got duties when we'd sleep together she was convinced i had some std i had given her which wasn't the case as we both got tested but reading that thread the other day i realized she pretty much never went to the bathroom immediately after six as i had noticed other women do she and i aren't speaking anymore but i kind of wish i could tell her this tip to save her more worry in the future don't use the brakes on your forklift you are not a noob just slam that thing into reverse or forward to change direction don't bother with the seat belt it only slows you down turning should be accomplished while spinning tires why mmv but i have found that a particular finger technique not only produces good results but often leads to squirting orgasms the basic idea is once you've got in here warmed up put two fingers in then turn them gently sideways so one is on top of the other then do sort of a running legs motion with your fingers so that you alternate curling each finger this combined with a little randomized forward and backward movement creates a lot of stimulation to her g-spot obviously anatomy varies from person to person as do preferences but this technique has worked consistently well for several women i've dated if you are a woman always pee as soon as possible after intercourse happy friendly vague bacteria are not happy and friendly when six friction gets them up inside your pee hole urinary tract infections suck and if you have a bad one it can leave scar tissue that virtually ensures you will get another one every time you forget to pee after six guys if your female partner is drifting off to sleep without getting up to go pee be kind and remind her to do it if you have never had a ut and are wondering if one is coming on it first feels like intense pressure or sensitivity when peeing a roommate perfectly described it as like an orgasm without any pleasure and then gets more painful as time goes on without treatment also you have to pee a lot even when you have hardly any pee in your bladder make sure you have a strong well-mounted ceiling fan before attempting the swedish helicopter a great tip that comes to mind isn't for you it's for your loved ones with children take them for a night or two if their parents trust you let them know a few days ahead of time they can plan for a night or so to be alone having young kids puts a huge strain on a marriage at times nothing helps more than a great succession to help especially new parents to revitalize a relationship it's been a very long time since my wife and i had young kids but some good old unfettered worry-free duck in is what younger parents need maybe even give them a bottle and a herb of their choice just something nice to do it will be appreciated do not put hot sauce on your private parts when your significant other asks to spice thing up in the bedroom they air and saying to literally make things spicy when riding cowgirl put a bullet vibrator in your labia i've never not had an orgasm while on top doing that it's ducking amazing if you just made a delicious meal and were in contact with chili peppers don't don't finger your partner until the next day it will burn the living hell out of the inside of her v or ass or his and you can't just extinguish that fire if you don't believe me cut some fresh chilies and then rub the inner corner of your eye now imagine that somewhere else ladies do your squats with strong thighs you'll be able to ride his d off into the sunset and won't even get [Music] tired [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 15min 24sec (924 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 07 2020