People Who Have Slept With A Friends Mom, Story? (r/AskReddit | Reddit Stories)

serious redditors who have slept with your friend's parents how did that happen how was it like with the parent friend afterwards did your friend ever find out I was about 17 or 18 at the time and I always noticed my friend's dad giving me subtle hints that he was interested in me for example he would always put his hand on my shoulder whenever had the chance he would look at me in the corner of his eyes he would always be around when I hung out at my friend's house he was an attractive man around 40 years so I didn't really mind these flirtatious advances one day when I was hanging out with my friend he actually went out to do a quick errand for his dad so it was just me and him at home he came by the room I was in and started talking to me while sitting like one feet away from me at the moment I felt very turned on especially since he made me feel so comfortable we ended up making out for a bit I'm not sure how that happened and we ended up doing it in his office quickly donkey style it lasted maybe like five minutes and after that I was extremely weirded out I never went over to my friend's house after her edit I'm a female friend was a male and friend's dad is a male sorry for confusion was just getting on hookup websites and seeing the vast amount of men out there who also like men ended up ducking my girlfriend's dad never told her years later she's the type that have find it hysterical bernis story she was a less I was gay both of us used to each other as covers without realising his parents had just broken up but for some reason she stayed temporarily while her new BFF in apartment Saturday night bonfire drank too much stayed up late to am smoking alone and she came out nothing weird BC she is a smoker and a night owl stood next to me before asking to sit on my lap I made eye contact with her and she just started making out with me ended up ducking her in my friend's bed while he slept on the couch I vowed to never speak of it again additional info she was a seven and the type to wear Abercrombie sheet still at forty years of age started going out with a best friend's mother when I was younger turned into a two-year relationship my friend got used to it eventually along with the rest of his family my family hated it my mom made me move out etc' I was about 19 at the time and I was training to go into the military so I would constantly go running in preparation for basic a few of my friends who were also in the program wanted to join me so we would frequently meet up during the week to go and quickly became good friends as a result I meant a funny outer house one day to help her move some things out of her house because her ship date was getting closer and no one else would helped her that's when I met her Tiffany's mom when I first met her I could feel instant attraction towards her not only because of her looks but because of her personality she was getting a stripper pole installed in her house for exercise purposes so being 19 at the time and my teenage body vigorously coursing with testosterone I thought that was the hottest thing ever the more I was over there the more I noticed that my constant stares were being returned by her mom this continued on for a couple of weeks with occasional flirting and subtle advances until my friendship date arrived in order for me to move on to the next part of the story I have to explain how the whole process of leaving for the military works so the night before your ship date they put you up in the nearest hotel closed-system Epson the day after you process swear in and ship out among wanted to get a room in the same hotel so she could be there for her in the morning and she invited me to come along with her of course I accepted her invitation we all hang out in Tiffany's mom's room until Tiffany's curfew came and forced her to go and left us alone we bought a locker Hill well she bought us alcohol and after a few drinks and and some not so subtle advances we had sex it was the best six I have ever had to date after that night we hooked up a few more times but it ended soon after I don't think Tiffany ever found out but I'm not sure I'm 23 now and haven't really talked to her since edit sorry on mobile pasted from the last time I answered this question obviously a throwaway I ducked one of my best friend's mom for about a year her husband was cool with it and a bit jealous she was doing an 18 year old and he wasn't I'm going to be a bit guarded with details but she ran a business that involved traveling around parts of the country and I was employed by her because I was out of school and an employee her son never put two and two together I would travel with her and stay in hotels with her so it was thr perfect cover I don't really know how it started but she and I hit it off she asked me once if I wanted a bj or to be made love to she's the only woman that has ever successfully sucked me off to completion it was ducking wonderful most awkward moment was definitely when she said that's where Johnny came from as I stuck it in her box it's been almost 20 years now you know that saying about older women really knowing what they are doing totally ducking true I was high and had been drinking she pretty much took advantage of me fast forward a few months and I'm drunk on my fiends so far everyone is in bed and my friends mum comes into the room and starts trying to kiss me I'm pretending to be asleep when my friend comes in and goes apeshit stuff starts to get thrown around and I leave pretty quickly and call a taxi that person still hates me to this day I figured it was easier for me to be the Big Dig than for things to get even more complicated for my friend and their mum by me being honest my friends mum was in an open relationship with her husband they were always the cool parents they were the parents who let us drink at their house when we were all 16-17 they taught us the do's and don'ts of getting drunk they were basically our partying Mentors anyway my friend's mom had always told me how cute she thought I was and would joke about how she couldn't wait until I turned 18 I would flirt back occasionally and one night we did some hand stuff while my friend was sitting three feet away she never found that out long so the day before my senior year in high school I decided I didn't want to be a bear Dean anymore I texted her and asked if she wants to hang out she says sure and picks me up in the family minivan we drive a little ways away put the seat down in the back smoked a bowl listened to kid QD then we talked I got the best head I've ever had to this state and there was no awoke witness afterwards we even hooked up a couple more times my friend had always told me if anything happens between you and my mom just please don't tell me which I totally understood I wouldn't want to hear about any of my friends banging my mom so two years later she finds out and luckily it hasn't affected our friendship whatsoever we still joke about it today it was a simple matter of my first girlfriend's mother wanting the best and safest sexual experience for her daughter so she took it upon herself to teach me how to not just have sex but to please a woman including giving oral learning to last and some now I was 16 she must have been in her mid-30s at the time it was a complete secret from her husband and my girlfriend it's been 15 years but I don't think she's told anyone we're Facebook friends now Oh pee your GF mom is a predator you were only 16 and she was so much older than you I mean reverse the genders and think about how bad that looks depending on local age of consent laws she actually could have went to jail me and a few of my friends went to hang out and drink at this girl's house her mom would always chill with us - we were just chillin on the deck and her mom kept staring at me with these six eyes so I went up to her and asked if she wanted to go upstairs and do a couple lines of coke with me so we went upstairs did the co conduct then a few months later I ended up ducking the daughter - the best part is they related to one of my best friends so after I banged the daughter I called him and told him I was working my way through his family and asked for his sister's number he hung up on me me and him are still pretty close I haven't seen the mom or daughter in a while when I was 17 years old I started sleeping with mine at the time recent ex-girlfriends mom it all started one day when we were hanging out at her house and she asked if I wanted to ride over to her mother's my ex-girlfriends grandmother house to feed her dogs seeing she was out of town I agreed so I got in the driver seat of the suburban and started heading to her mother's while on the way everything seemed normal until she put her hand on my leg I was caught a little off guard but we were closed so I didn't really think too much of it we continued down the road in a void of silence when she slide so hard up to my belt and starts unbuckling it and unbuttoning my pants next thing I know she is out of her seat and on her knees in the floorboard delivering a pretty fantastic BJ we get to her mom's and she grabs me and pulls me into her mom's room and pushes me on the bed at this point I'm pretty freaked out I'm 17 and this is a lot to take in anyways she goes back with more fellatio this time taking my pants off as she goes after a few minutes she took off her pants and crawled up to where she was straddling as I lay there I am being flooded with the emotions of excitement horror guilt and pleasure I protest briefly but by the time I had a chance to put a sentence together she had all already taken me inside of her we finished up admittedly not too long after it began fed the dogs and went back to her house where I smoked a bowl with her daughter we didn't talk about it for about a week but it turned into a semi-regular thing for about a year and a half eventually I cut it off because I found a girl that I cared for and she lost her sheet on me and we haven't really talked since when I was 18 but still in high school I had a threesome with a married couple I met online my first threesome we had good fun so I came back over again soon for more of it after the sexy times had ensued I glanced up at their living room wall and saw school pictures of a girl I knew not exactly friends but acquaintances and had been in the school system with since middle school dawning realization of horror it did not stop me from hooking up with them more it did eventually come up in conversation that I knew their daughter they weren't too thrown off by it the mother and into me at our high school graduation and congratulated me high school was weird times when I was about 16 or 17 I had this girlfriend let's say Lauren and I would always be at her house because her mom was always really nice to me and would give us free alcohol and we would just have a great time so one night I was with Lauren and her mom let's say Shelley came to the living room and was pretty sheet faced now I had been drunk with both of them before and nothing was ever weird or whatever but this time it seemed different Lauren went to take a shower and like most girls took a 30-45 minutes shower during that time Shelley and I got to talking we drank more and I made a comment about how I was tired and she told me to lay down in her lap I was like yeah sure this is pretty cool so I went with it and she immediately took my hands and started feeling up her body she'd make comments like my new husband is only five inches down there and I get really sexually aggravated and I just need a heart big dig in me for your information she's British so I turned around and whipped out my six inch big dig and we started looking up for about 15-20 minutes and about three or four minutes into ducking mr. step that woke up and we saw the light in the kitchen turn on luckily we had enough time for me to get my sheet and run into Lauren's room and the shell he just played it off that she went for some water in the middle of the night and got horny and started playing with herself luckily mr. stepdad never found out but afterwards the mum would call me at work I worked at an ice cream shop at the time and we were never busy so I was able to talk on my phone and she wouldn't stop trying to get me to come over I do think the Shelley told her daughter about it because Lauren broke up with me totally randomly and Shelley would call me 2-3 times a day asking me if I had seen or talked to Lauren because she had moved out with her biological dad Shelley would constantly invite me over but for the sake of not getting caught and just feeling bad for Lauren and her situation I never went back over I had a friend growing up his mum and dad got a divorce she was smoking hot everyone had a crush on her well after the divorce she ducked about ten of his friends me included three of them gang banged her how it happened for me as she came to the bar I was at one night and I had a fat sack of coke in my pocket and when the bar closed after she wasn't ready to go home so I'm fatigued her back to my place to do some blow and drink well one thing led to another and I banged her we met up three or four times after and banged again I have a friend that's a few years younger and went to her graduation party while there I hung out with her and her fan who might had no for ages and commented to her more whom we will call an was looking good and had started working out into his looking fit after her last relationship ended anyway and and I had always got in the long well so I was just being courteous and honest but it was true and took it well and we flirted a little but I was oblivious I was just having fun when I got her and I started shooting some messages back and forth and quickly I realized what was going on I'm slow I never turned her away because I liked what she was selling so that summer I dropped by a little more frequently and sometimes I happened to come by when my friend was at work or otherwise away and just hung out with that it worked out well for a summer me and at least five more of my friends that I'm sure of use to bone out our friends mom on the Reg when we were about sixteen it seemed really cool at the time but in hindsight she was a legit predator she supplied our alcohol and a place to drink it waited for her son to pass out then let us basically do all the things every sixteen-years-old wants to do but never get the chance it got really creepy she got angry at our girlfriends and all that stereotypical predatory mom jars we collectively decided to stop boning her about a year later I'm certain my friend her son knew but he refused to acknowledge it whatsoever we are also no longer friends obvious thrill away when I was 16 I had this girlfriend in high school her mom would always flirt with me et Cie when that girl broke up with me I was heartbroken and her mother called me to ask if I was okay and if I wanted to get some coffee a few hangouts later she used me like her boy toy for a few months and her husband never found out got a job at a restaurant that my friend's mom worked at she would be flirty with me but I ignored it then she started texting me and eventually I ran into her at the bar and she asked me to come home with her once we got to her place she turned on Napoleon Dynamite and then started polishing my knob we eventually started banging and broke near everything in her kitchen and showers one of the worst parts about it was that she would buy just about as hard as she could and I woke up with bruises that looked like someone had tried to eat me alive for stroke ten would do it again my friend and I have known each other since we were both in pre-k we dated a while it didn't work but we stayed close enough to where I would sleep over all the time we would hang out every day and stuff like that once I turned 18 a couple months ago his dad started treating me completely different he went from the type of parent who just says hi and bye to initiating conversations about a bunch of stuff especially when my friend went out for something but when I showed up and he wasn't there anyways one day I show up and he says my friend won't be there for another hour or so I turned a way to go home and he says it's cool if I stay so I do which was pretty dumb I know anyways we're having normal conversation and he randomly springs it on me he doesn't love his wife anymore he's always had a thing for me I didn't know what to say but all of a sudden he's sitting next to me on the couch I didn't know what to do or say but he leans in for a kiss and I kiss him back he starts feeling my chest I reach for his crotch before I knew it we were naked on the floor going at it I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it but we haven't done it since I care about my friend much more than a good dark I never told him his dad still tries and talked to me and I brush him off as enjoyable as it was I probably wouldn't do it again at least not with the dad I did it with her sorry it's a bit late I was 16 at my friend's house whilst there were outside drinking beer through a hose I was inside my friend's mum's bedroom just chatting don't remember much but I went to kiss her and she pulled back and looked at me got up and locked the dead lock on her bedroom door that's when I knew it was on like Donkey Kong best 30 seconds ever [Music] [Music]

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Published: Sun May 31 2020