What Item In Your House Annoys You the Most? | People Stories #274

what is the angriest you've been at an inanimate object and why my comcast modem that repeatedly refuses to talk to my wireless router i am a sysadmin i routinely set up and configure multi thousand dollar routers why won't you freaking work you little piece of crap comma comcast there's your problem i live in a 1950s house that doesn't have one dang square anything in it none of the walls are square the windows aren't level the floors aren't level nothing is far off it's just enough off to cause an issue anytime i do anything i've considered burning it down many times maybe one of your legs is longer than the other not me but my dad burned his hand on a skillet he was cooking with his reaction was to punch the offending skillet it worked as well as expected burns hand frick punches frick not me but my dad who is a very gentle person normally i wasn't there when it happened but apparently in the middle of the day in suburban usa something tripped his car alarm which is the car horn beeping until it's turned off he hears it goes outside to turn it off does this then proceeds to go back into the house alarm goes off again except this time he can't get it to turn off mind you this is on a sunday in the middle of the summer so it's hot and there are plenty of neighbors around with nothing better to do than watch it was a loud alarm to be fair however to no avail my dad is trying everything to get the alarm to go off because for whatever reason just using the keypad is not working after about 15 minutes of an endless string of beep beep beep my dad loses his patience he opens up the hood and finds anything that is connected to the horn and rips it out of the car people are watching he doesn't realize it at first but in the process of all that ripping he royally shredded his arms up so there is blood dripping down from each one luckily the alarm went off and he put some bandages on his arms like i said i wasn't there but i can only imagine how angry my dad was at that horn i read that as luckily the arm went off got a little freaked out there my dad and i were remodeling my grandmother's bathroom and which involved installing a bathtub where a shower stall had previously been when i opened up the wall to install new piping for the shower and bathtub heads i discovered that a single water pipe provided water for the bathroom sink kitchen sink dishwasher and shower through a series of four t-pipes welded together same setup for both cold and hot water and that due to a leak in the cold water dishwasher pipe the entire wood framing for the wall was rotted upon discovery i start swearing a simple procedure that if done correctly when the condo was built would have taken a couple of hours to achieve took an entire week to repair in the end i replaced the entire wall framing for the pipes ran independent pipes to each water fixture and spent about three hundred dollars more than we expected to tl dr plumbers from the 50s were of shots my vacuum cleaner it gets stuck and starts making this ungodly squeak then rolls over on its back i get so rattled i just start dragging it along the floor as a punishment while it's laying wheels up making an ungodly screech that makes me even more angry this battle takes place in my living room all the time i try to clean my house make mad just typing this tl dr vacuum cleaner gets defiant and i punish it comma make mad just typing this i like how as you got angrier your syntax switched over to hulk smash the night before finals my sophomore year in college my roommate decides to get out of bed to listen to his ipod not a rare occurrence instead of getting back in the lofted bed he just stands there clicking the old school ipad the wheel around shuffling through songs i can see his silhouette just standing there after a few minutes i sit up and say hey at maybe you could just go back to bed and stop making noise with that dang ipad no response hey butthole nothing okay mother royal ep i proceed to climb down my loft to go over to his about three feet away i realize the silhouette is a full trash bag hanging up on his bed and the clicking is coming from the event right above it he wasn't even in the room i once told a bedtime story to my little sister for 30 whole minutes until i realized she had walked out because the story was too boring super embarrassing comma printer cannot be located it's been six hours of this crap it's right there look there just there see it's right freaking next to you it was at one of the newer versions of microsoft word i had used word 98 2000 for years and finally upgraded to the new software all of the icons were in different places or not there at all on the dashboard i couldn't find the things that i needed without going through multiple option windows each time it's the only time even though i had been a gamer for years that i have ever shouted out loud in anger frustration and wanted to punch a hole through my monitor i once tried to scoop ice cream with a tablespoon only for it to bend under the pressure i proceeded to bend that little sucker into a bowl of hatred and cheap chinese stainless steel and put it back in the drawer i shot and killed my craftsman push mower after trying to start it yet again used a double barrel with a 12 gun and hung it in my garage for a couple of years i told my wife i hung it as a reminder to myself to not lose my patience the truth is i hung it up as a warning to future mowers every time i bump my head on a wall or a corner or something i get super p off and my instinct is to hit it to make it suffer and then i realize it's an inanimate object and it doesn't have feelings and that makes me even angrier at it sometimes i wish i lived in the brave little toaster world so i could carry out my vengeance but you bumping into it would hurt it just as much as it hurts you every time i go to capitalize a letter and let go of the shift key too early when i see that lowercase letter on the screen i immediately want to destroy everything within arm's length w hen you try to capitalize a letter and you hold the shift key for too long freaking piece of crap keyboard i had a roommate who gave up on installing a door she then took it outside and smashed holes in it with a mallet then she threw it off a balcony and then took marinara sauce and poured it onto the door from the balcony so it would look like blood i was a little scared my phone and earbuds my earbuds keep falling out of my ears and they disconnect from my phone every time the cord is jerked slightly i am still mad right now earbuds getting pulled violently out of my ears will ruin my weak the last time this happened i punched the offender door pretty hard though it didn't break the door it certainly hurt my hand when i was younger i used to get really freaking mad at my basketball if it hit the rim a certain way would roll for like 60 feet and get stuck under a car i would then punish it by drop kicking it even further into the distance i get unreasonably angry at seedless clementines when they have seeds in them it's the freaking worst thing to bite into and there's always more seeds than fruit so i usually end up half massacring the thing to get all the seeds out or i just get so mad i throw it out also anyone with curly hair will know how frustrating it is to get a hair elastic stuck in your hair once i got so mad i literally ripped the thing out of my hair taking a chunk with it snapped the elastic which hurt like a bee but i didn't care at the moment and flung it across the room felt a lot better though haha there was a wooden fish live well that we had in the lake made with 2x4s and held down with syndra block and rocks i caught a really big base and put it in there i went upstairs to get my camera and by the time i got back he had escaped i one-handed picked the whole thing from the lake and threw it about 12 feet to the shore where i punched it apart i got real p at my old schwinn 10 speed when i was a kid back in the 80s specifically the front wheel little backstory i saved all of my allowance and lawn mowing money for a couple years so i could get to 10 speed i had a dirt bike but a 10 speed would make my daily trips to the community pool easier since it was a couple miles and there was a big butt hill to ride up gears are better than no gears anyway i must have banged my front tire on a curb or something because this one day while riding home my front rim brake was rubbing pretty bad not constantly rubbing but with each turn of the wheel rub rub rub made an annoying noise and grabbed jewelers enough to put a hitch in my pedaling cadence to be annoying i had ridden the whole way home with this rubbing and by the time i got to the top of the big hill i had to ride up i was plenty fed up with it i must have been no more than two houses away from my own when that front tire rubbed one more time and i snapped in a fit of kid rage my uneducated mind burst forth into action to tame that dang rubbing rim and teach it that p off your rider has dark consequences i swung my foot off the pedal and round to the front tire in an effort to kick the crap out of it with blind rage yeah you guessed it my foot got wedged in the spokes of my front tire i knew what was going to happen as it was happening and that just made my anger worse my foot made a full revolution lodge in the spokes until it met up with the front forks of my bike which hold the tire in place since my foot couldn't continue on its circular path due to the forks and the wheel couldn't continue to turn since my foot was in the spokes yeah flipped butt over elbows over my handlebars in the middle of the street i don't think i laid there long at all rather immediately springing up since i knew what i had done to myself before i even hit the pavement regardless the fault was not my own at that moment rather the bastardly rubbing front brake of my schwinn 10-speed bicycle i gave it a kick or two as it lay in a heap in the street picked it up and ran the rest of the way home cursing the very existence of the bike along the way mind you it was thrown down with reckless abandon on my front lawn as i stomped inside to tell my mom how much of a sucker that bike was for flipping me in the street tl dr i'm an idiot i had a bicycle that the rims got a little bent on both front and back brakes would rub it pee me off so much that i just disconnected all the brakes if i needed to stop then just jump off the bike and let the sucker fall to the ground punishment never felt so good it's a toss-up between the controller and printer on one hand gur i shot you you perfecting piece of freaking crap freaking frick but then the frick do you mean printer not found it's goddamn connected to the freaking computer oh now you don't want to feed the paper properly and you want new ink frick off printer i'm gonna go to the library and pay the freaking fee freak freaking inanimate objects all smug and crap my computer decided it only wants to print every other line now if anything at all i can't even look at him anymore internet won't respond and i'm in the middle of a game you son of a being the [ __ ] piece of stops mid-swing no it's not the computer's fault we must destroy the router until it turns out it's your network card i scrolled way down and i'm astonished i didn't find this one hopefully i'm not too late to the party you know when you open a cupboard door while you're busying yourself around the kitchen but don't close it and then for some reason you kneel down and then stand up and crank your head into the open door sweet freaking poseidon my whole world goes red and all i want to do is take a sledge hammer to every piece of that kitchen until it's all rubble once i had been awake for nearly 40 hours straight and 16 of those hours earlier on had included driving with my slightly crazy roommate at the time point being i was really really tired well i was eating in my university's cafeteria and a napkin from the table fell to the ground this infuriated me so i started yelling at the napkin scolded it and placed it back on the table my friends thought i was nuts but that napkin deserved it we had a kitchen faucet that would stop off you move the handle too fast so you had to lift it slowly to get the water to run i don't know why i waited so long to change that stupid thing but i was ready to beat that dank thing with a hammer i don't know why but something about you angrily having to lift the handle at a delicate speed is just beautiful hard drive it was pretty much brand new i just helped my parents transfer over the data from the old drive and it up and died i completely break not a freaking clue what happened but my parents blamed me and grounded me for a month over it i was so mad at the thing that i brought it outside and kicked it everywhere played angry hockey and then got an industrial strength magnet and hit that sucker with it several times therapeutic to say the least a rectangular shape halogen light bulb in my dinning table lamp the socket has a spring on both end that you need to pull down in order to snap the bulb in and out it is kinda difficult to put the light bulb in but for the most part you can force it one end at a time not so much when you try to pull it out you need to pull the spring down on both end at the same time and yank the light bulb out really hard to get it loose not only it is difficult to do when you only have two hands holding onto a glass light bulb tightly in your bare hand and yanking it hard seems like the dumbest thing to explain to the nurse in an emergency room one my differential equations textbook in college self-explanatory stabbed that mofo with my pencil a few times too my samsung glide one of the first touchscreen phones and it had the absolute worst touchscreen the day i was eligible for a new phone i walked into the store and picked out a nice htc incredible the guy behind the counter saw i had been using the glide and was astonished that i had lasted the full two years with it i was so happy that once my incredible was booted up and activated i proceeded to spend the next five minutes bashing my phone into the driveway man i wish i had had a sledgehammer in the corner of my girlfriend's room the ceiling is super low i hit my head standing up there and yelled out who built a house here i was legitimately mad that someone had the audacity to build a house where i plan to stand up in the future last night i walked straight into the trailer hitch on my friends with my right knee car while walking out to mine to unload snowboards and equipment i walked it off but not before cursing the hitch fast forward five minutes now i'm walking back across my driveway carrying gear and with the other leg walk right into the freaking hitch again only much more square on the kneecap i don't think i need to explain why i was so mad at this inanimate object when i was a kid my mom had an end table it was crudely made and had legs that for some reason would stick out on the bottom it was normal enough except at the bottom the legs were simply a 2x4 that five or so inches would stick out on each side to keep it from falling over i stubbed my toes more than once when i was a kid well i was back for the holidays and while out at my mom's house we were sitting around a fire it was about 60 degrees i walked into gopi who came out and kicked one of the feet off that freaking end table i didn't say anything or make a sound and quietly took everything off very carefully set it on a different table carried the freaking thing outside walked up to the fire and said this freaking thing is dying right now and threw it into the fire my mom's husband was on the ground laughing saying see i'm not the only one who thinks that thing sucks my mom is saying holy crap the look in your eye was scary did feel bad later when mom told me that was made by her uncle who passed away a few years prior but she told me it wasn't a big deal thing is if there is a heaven and he's there i'm going to find him and build a table exactly like that then shove it up his butt legs of tables i'm extremely clumsy and i absolutely hate it when i run into them and they try to separate my pinky toe from my foot with all their being i usually end up yelling at it for a few minutes seems to make me feel better lol a vending machine i wanted a candy bar and it said hh next to it so i pushed the h button twice freaking potato chips came out it turns out that he was an hh button you gotta let me know these things man i didn't learn my a bb cc's god goddamnit made the mistake of playing a really challenging game called ninja gaiden 2 on my xbox it's a good thing my microwave was controller proof i killed a washing machine once it was a large capacity washer so all of my clothes fit in one load and it decided to die full of water with all of my clothes inside of it already furious that i would have no clothes for work the next day i pulled all my clothes out soaking wet and put them in a garbage bag i started to try to bail the water out of the washer but since i was already furious i couldn't manage that task and just hulk like tip the machine over spilling all of the water out onto the laundry room floor and into the tv room i disconnected the machine and rolled it out of the laundry room door through the tv room in through the garage imagine thump thump thump thump and into the driveway water spilling out the entire way i also hit the futon couch with it on the way out breaking it too when that dastardly machine was in the driveway i kicked and beat it with a sledgehammer satisfied i went back for that freaking futon couch dragged it out in the driveway and stomped on it until it was in pieces then i got in the car went to the used a plant store and bought a new to me washer the delivery guy asked if i had something to trade in i said yes but it's broken badly he said no problem they would be happy to take it away fine i drove home with the delivery guy close behind mad props to him for not mentioning the broken foot on couch the lake of water in the tv room and on the laundry room floor and hauling away the wreckage of the old machine without making me feel like and butthole about it sideways door handles because i somehow get my belt loop freaking caught on them and get a surprise when i keep walking or my hip just ends up getting shanked by them suckers dude once i was tripping balls and this couch was just saying the worst things about my mother i was pretty freaking mad try screaming at a park bench for seven hours heck hath no fury like a sleepy man who stubs his toe the way that the coffee table just stares back lifelessly it's just asking to be some people enjoy learning languages i am not one of them i once had this terrible idea of trying to learn german it was the most miserable year of classes i ever took 8 30 in the morning 5 days a week it was heck i ended up barely passing though i have no idea how perhaps the cupcake bribe before finals had something to do with it i decided the logical thing to do was to take my pent-up anger and frustrations from a year of misery failure and an incessant alarm going off too dang early in the morning all of it and unleash it on a single object that represented my entire experience with the german language the textbook simply throwing it away was not an option nor would i even consider selling it for the measly sum of money that amazon would offer i could not let this book fall into the hands of another unsuspecting ambitious non-german-speaking innocent soul i had briefly considered burning the book but even that did not seem harsh enough punishment for the torture that book had caused me the day i finished the class i returned home and began tearing the textbook into as many pieces as humanly possible with each tear a little bit of anger dissipated by the time i was done i had a cardboard box full of confetti and had blistered several fingers i felt satisfied and relieved i kept that box of confetti in my room for a while as a warning to other textbooks needless to say the next year of classes went much better now i don't think i could conjure a single fluent german sentence we have a baby gate that now operates as a dog gate because our children have grown old enough to figure out how to move around the house without doing stuff that would kill them most of the time i spend a good deal of my day either picking the gate up after one of my kids has failed to place it back correctly or being whacked in the ankle by the dang thing because i failed to put it back correctly and it's fallen down we wouldn't even need the dang thing but there are two pugs living in the house and they seem to feel it is their mission in life to pee and crap on everything oh the countless times that i kicked that thing down at my parents place for not opening especially when i was home alone i would jiggle and manipulate the handle but to no avail after five minutes of doing it a few times i just kicked it down the stairs my mom was pee when she got home and i didn't pick it up i was a teenager in the park with my sister we had a tennis ball with us and happening across a picnic table hit on the idea of playing ping pong using the tennis ball and the flat of our hands as paddles now i have sucky depth perception and very bad hand-eye coordination so i started losing a whole lot on about the 25th failed return in a row i lost my crap at the tennis ball almost blind with fury i decided i was going to teach it a freaking lesson i would never freaking forget i was going to smack it into the middle of next week so there be so i majestically leapt into the air manga style and slammed the thing down on the table with every ounce of enraged teenager strength i could muster now you may remember the cause of this which was that i had sucky depth perception and very bad hand-eye coordination so the ball didn't exactly hit the tabletop it hit the front edge of it instead bouncing back toward me at 45 degrees as i descended on a perfect intercept trajectory for my testicles my sister laughed at me for the entire 20 minutes i lay there in the photopositon extension cords found one in the shed all sorts of tangled tried to calmly untangle it word to the wise pulling as hard as humanly possible will not untangle those orange frustration robes whenever i am carrying something heavy at work and i encounter a weighted freaking door i freaking despise weighted doors just about every time i encounter one and nobody else is around i pull it enough with my hand to open it and then shove it the rest of the way open with my foot and yell at it 1500 comments so this will get burrowed i was eating chinese food while watching tv i had the plate on my chest and stomach while leaning back in a half-lying half-slouching position when i got to the chum mine i realized that every time i put the fork up to my mouth the noodles would slap my chin leaving a greasy residue i got so mad at those dang noodles i actually gave them a look of disgust and said what the frick then i realized i was being a lazy slop so i begrudgingly sat up and ate like a normal human being if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] so bye for now

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Length: 24min 58sec (1498 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 02 2021