WHAT IS A RACCOON DOG? MEET BELLE

if a dog a raccoon and an energy drink had a baby it would be Belle know if a dog a raccoon an energy drink and eyebrows had a baby that would be Belle yeah okay so I never really made a full video about Belle before and I think it's about time you guys send me a bunch of questions on Twitter about my raccoon child so here's the comprehensive guide on what it's like owning a Belle how'd you get Belle I wasn't really planning on getting a dog dogs are big responsibility they're a living breathing ball of fluff that is now fully dependent on you for survival just like it salmon gachi except you can't really get a new egg if that dog just decided to stop working you have to feed them walk them clean up their poop and sometimes hey hey no don't you dare I didn't buy you super expensive food because you don't want to eat your normal food in the first place just so you can go and eat your own don't know ain't no dope so yeah I wasn't really planning on getting a dog but here she was placed into my arms and I'm not gonna lie I wasn't really ready for an emotional attachment to a gremlin but when I held her my non-existent heart melted I don't know how to describe it but it kind of felt like she chose me or I was just delusional I'm not really sure I hugged her and Andy she was going to be my little sidekick she was Robin and I was Batman fighting the bad guys of New York Gotham or she was scooby-doo and I was shaggy she was Gary and I was spongebob you get the point we're a package deal she was this cute tiny little fluff ball you know the kind of cute where suddenly every fiber in your body is telling you to squeeze the living daylights out of this poor creature while also wanting to protect this innocent being from anything that may possibly breathe her direction so I took her home and she peed on my pillow and done she peed on my dad which was kind of funny what type of dog is she she's 99% raccoon and 1% dog when I first got Belle she was literally a mutated ball of dust with eyebrows that somehow sprouted likes but if you really want to know what breed a bark maker she is Bella is 100% Pomeranian with a dash of oh [ __ ] talking mushrooms this greatly making mrs. walking a rabid raccoon in 3:00 in the morning I haven't really seen any Pomeranian owners talk about this and I feel like it's my duty to the general public to educate you about what they call - Pomeranian uglies this is a weird phase that Pomeranians go through and it's generally described like it's a disease your little furballs like starts growing in weird proportions to their body making their legs look longer than they're supposed to your ears get bigger so they look like bad ears and oh did I forget to mention they start losing their fur so much fur that sometimes you'll see their skin and they start losing fur in such alarming rates somehow your happy healthy cute adorable dog just shape-shifted into a hobbit-sized werewolf so you start panicking you started thinking there may be something wrong with your off-brand raccoon so you did the most logical thing dear Google my gremlin raccoon puppy has mutated and started losing all her fur no I did not feed her after midnight what do I do what house living with her awake Belle does not I repeat does not like violence sometimes my sisters would visit and we'd play Mario Party 2 obviously destroy each other and ROH would slap my leg but often say I talk way too much smack and won the game but though [Music] how good of a dog is she I've been watching those videos where people see how their dogs react one day die it sounds terrible singing out loud like hello unsuspecting creature that depends on me it's also survived what will Hugh do if something was to happen to me your owner who loves and cares I'm busy all the time what would you do if I was to die there I was coughing my lungs out as if I was on the brink of death which sounds ridiculous that I was acting like I wanted to win an Oscar just to trick my dog into believing that I had just flopped to my death Belle's left my face and when she noticed I wasn't breathing without skipping a beat she jumped off my already decaying corpse and she started frantically barking for George so you can say she's a good dog right alright so this is getting a little long so speed round what song does she wake up and screeches at a pit of Hell to wake you up super early don't lie every dog does this believe it or not she doesn't bel sleeps when I sleep she wakes when I wake she hunts when I hunt we're codependent like that does Belle have any weird quirks that are odd for normal dogs you can say Belle gets worried about me a lot she goes to every room that I go to just to make sure that I didn't just slip and die within the two minutes that I was away from her it's cute until is she friendly yes except she has a really hard time making friends because she freaks out all the other dogs she got super excited as if she just sniffed a bunch of Pixy sticks so she just starts spinning and jumping and doing Park core and the other dogs are just terrified over dispossessed creature that have summon upon a human she loves people is just that she has a hard time making dog friends is she and Kermit still a thing yes just yes bells already turning for next month and it feels like it was just yesterday when she became a sentient ball of lint sometimes we forget that time passes by really quickly for tightening little fur goblins when I'm playing wood Bell I pick up my phone out of habit and she just stops playing she'll walk away and she'll lay down on her bed all they really want is to spend time with us and love us but sometimes we just get too distracted to even notice so don't forget to look up once in a while hey hi I'm uploading a bunch of bail footage on the second channel so make sure you check that out I feel like I'm being a really obnoxious dog mom but also whenever I post bail pictures so you guys like it a bajillion times more so I'm just gonna assume that you guys are gonna like this video just because of bail so if we could get this video to a bajillion kajillion likes that'd be great because bail is sinking over the channel and hopefully she'll bring me back in future videos and with that said I'll see you guys later and buh buh bye

Channel: CypherDen

Views: 838,618

Rating: 4.9575591 out of 5

Keywords: CypherDen, Animation, Animated, Story Time, Cartoons, Funny Stories, Cypher, Raccoon, Dog, Belle, Pomeranian, Puppy, Animals, Animal Love, Pets, New York City, My Dog, Comedy, Funny, Skits, Humor, Animatic, Poms, Pomeranian Uglies, Phase, Disney, Cats, How to, Guide

Id: V0C1Eg4R3W4

Length: 7min 54sec (474 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 19 2020