Sultan: Those of you watching at home,
how do you eat your cereal? Sultan: Okay *stammers* it’s a- it’s
a- it’s a big conversation that a lot of people have, some people put the milk first,
some people put the cereal first. Sultan: Which one are you? Answer in the
comments below I will read it like right now but before we get to that-
Maaz: *throw up noises* Sultan: *laughs*
Maaz: *louder throw up noises* Sultan: Before we get to that; Maaz, please
tell the viewers how you eat cereal. Maaz: ...What? *laughs*
Sultan: Or do you want me to do it? Maaz: No no no I’m good, no I’ll do
it. Sultan: Okay.
Maaz: ...I won’t do it. Both: *laughs*
Sultan: Aight...this...sicko. Maaz: WHAT?! *laughs*
Sultan: I- I spent three weeks- Maaz: Attacked!
Sultan: *laughs* I spent three weeks with Maaz in America, watching this-
Sultan: I don’t even- Sultan: Human? I don’t know. Watching
this THING make cereal. Maaz: Brah.
Sultan: You- You put milk first. Which is-
Maaz: That’s a ‘brah’ moment. Sultan: It’s already a, like ‘mmm
I don’t know about this guy’ you know what I mean?
Maaz: Yeah, psychopath. Sultan: Right. Sultan: But then you boil water... Maaz: Oh no no no no oh no *laughs* wait
wait wait wait! Maaz: Aight I’m gonna pause you right
there... Maaz: We didn’t have a microwave. *laughs*
Sultan: Wait what do you usually do?? Maaz: *laughs* What did I do in America, tell
them first. Sultan: You freaking- you put the milk first
which was already ‘ooh, okay’. Sultan: And then you BOILED water… and put
the water in the milk. Maaz: *laughs*
Sultan: AND THEN YOU PUT CEREAL ON IT. Maaz: *laughs*
Sultan: *stammers* I don’t even know what went through your head when you did that??
Maaz: Okay, you know what went through my head? Maaz: It’s just Peppa Pig- Both: *laughs* Sultan: Peppa?
Maaz: Peppa? Sultan: What are you doing in my animation? aaah :P Maaz: What are you doing in my cereal?
Both: *laughs* Maaz: No so, what I usually do, alright just
to- just to defend myself a little bit. Maaz: What I usually do is… I put milk in…
and then I microwave the milk. Sultan: Mmm
Maaz: That’s what I usually do, because my teeth are sensitive-
Maaz: I’m a sensitive boy… y'know and the cold milk from the fridge-
Maaz: It hurts me okay? And so I microwave it to warm it up.
Sultan: I’m literally speechless. I have nothing to say to that.
Maaz: Just start gagging- URGH. Sultan: Can I just- I- I’mma leave. I’mma- I’mma
dip right now. Maaz: So the- you know what’s even weirder?
Maaz: So recently I was talking to my family members around the- around the table.
Maaz: And I was just telling them like ‘yeah my friends keep reacting so weird when I put
milk first’. Maaz: And then my- my brother’s like- Sultan: ‘You have friends?’ Both: *laughs*
Maaz: Dude shut the hell up dude! Maaz: But like, my brother just goes like
‘uhh what- what do you mean?’ Maaz: ‘Yeah like, you’re weird.
Maaz: And I was like ‘what like you don’t- you don’t put your milk first?’
Maaz: And my mum’s like ‘what the f- no like- we put cereal first.’
Maaz: And my dad’s like ‘dude, who’s this wack son of a b*tch like-’
Sultan: You thought it was genetic?
Maaz: No- Both: *laughs*
Maaz: Genetically being like ‘UURGHHH’ putting milk first.
Maaz: Ummm- Sultan: Look I… I think… this is something
you need to discuss with your therapist. Maaz: It literally doesn’t matter.
Sultan: *laughs* Maaz: Because- okay because for certain cereal
like ‘Coco Pops’ you- Maaz: If you put the cereal in and then milk,
it gets soggy WAY too quickly- Sultan: No I totally get it.
Sultan: I put milk first and then cereal as well, but I don’t microwave it!
Sultan: I’m not a psychopath- Maaz: YOU- SO YOU’RE- YOU’RE HERE -
Maaz: YOU’RE HERE, LITERALLY THE SAME AS ME, except with like heating, and you’re
just like Maaz: ‘You monster.’
Maaz: 'You sicko.' Sultan: If- If you found cereal on the floor,
like in summer like outside- Maaz: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Sultan: Would you pick that up and be like, ‘oh my god I don’t need to microwave this’
and start eating it? Maaz: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Sultan: WHY ARE YOU EATING HOT CEREAL?! Maaz: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE GROUND
DUDE?! Sultan: No no no like it’s in the bowl-
It’s- Maaz: Oh-
Both: *laughs* Maaz: I thought you were just talking about
cereal on the ground. Sultan: Well, you know what, knowing you-
you’d probably eat it. Because it’s freaking- Maaz: I probably would.
Both: *laughs* Maaz: Just like, all fours like *gagging noises*
like licking it off the floor. Sultan: It’s gonna be ‘Sultan Sketches
and TheAmaazing talking about cereal for 10 minutes straight.’
Both: *laughs* Maaz: Dude it’s like you- immediately I
love the fact that there was no introduction. Maaz: Immediately you’re just like ‘*lip
smack* so you’re a freak.’ Both: *laughs*
Maaz: And I was like ‘okay- you don’t wanna introduce ourselves? You don’t wanna
say what we’re doing?’ Sultan: No no I just- I just wanna get straight
into the meat you know? Maaz: Alright.
Sultan: Or the- the cereal. Maaz: Okay. Sultan: There was this one time we went to...
a lookout. Maaz: A lookout?
Sultan: We went to a lookout- Maaz: Oh, the ‘Griffith Observatory’?
Sultan: The ‘Griffith Observatory’ right? Maaz: Yeah.
Sultan: And we… it took- we drove an hour up this mountain.
Sultan: We parked the car. We’re walking, for like 5 minutes.
Sultan: And then, Maaz turns around , and he looks at me and GinjaNinja and he says:
Sultan: ‘We’re on a mountain.’ Sultan: And I still think about that.
Both: *laughs* Maaz: What do you mean?
Sultan: I just don’t know- Maaz: Oh yeah- *laughs* Cause in the car-
Both: *laughs* Maaz: In the car- we were climbing up and
we were like driving up right? Maaz: And, I think somebody asked like- like
a silly question or something- they were just like: Maaz: ‘Where are we?’ And I just answered: Maaz: ‘We’re on a mountain.’ *laughs*
Sultan: You answered NOT sarcastically. Maaz: No no no we were just like: ‘We’re
on a mountain.’ Maaz: And you just start, CACKLING- You are
losing it in the back, you’re like: Maaz: ‘wE’rE oN a MoUnTaIn MaAz, We’Re
On A mOuNtAiN!’ Maaz: And Reagan’s like: ‘UrGhA- wE’rE
oN a MoUnTaIn!’ I’m like- Maaz: *stammers* What-
Sultan: *laughs* Maaz: I was being legit., you know.
Sultan: *sighs* Maaz: Why you gotta- why you gotta be mean
to me? Sultan: I don’t know I just-
Sultan: Every now and then I just see a mountain and I think:
Sultan: ‘That’s a mountain’. *laughs* Maaz: You know wh- you know- speaking about
mountains… Maaz: Have we talked about your… Sultan: STOP.
Maaz: *laughs*
Sultan: STOP. Maaz: You’re, GIGANTIC…
Sultan: *laughs* Maaz: Velumptious…
Maaz: Butt dude. Sultan: It’s NOT that big.
Maaz: So, okay, two things: First context. Maaz: Sultan will always deny like: ‘oh
stop, you know I don’t have a big butt’ Sultan: STOP.
Maaz: ‘I don’t, I don’t,’ Maaz: But then- When I travelled with him…
he will purposely wear pants that are smaller- Sultan: NO-
Maaz: AND JUST TO EXCENTUATE. HIS. BUTT. CURVE. Sultan: *laughs*
Maaz: And I’m just like ‘Sultan why don’t you wear a bigger one?’ He’s like:
Maaz: ‘*lip smack* It doesn’t pop as much...’ Both: *arguing*
Maaz: I was like: ‘Sultan…listen, you thicc.’
Sultan: I JUST- I have been wearing skinny jeans since I was like, 14.
Maaz: Yeah. Sultan: Anything, not skinny feels weird to
me. Sultan: That’s the reason- It’s got nothing
to do with my… Sultan: Butt. *laughs*
Maaz: Dude… Maaz: You- You were working at, like FedEx
bro- Sultan: I’m not the one who-
Maaz: You had PACKAGE. Maaz: You had- You had package. *laughs* Sultan: I wanna talk about the maid cafe.
Sultan: I really wanna talk about the maid cafe.
Maaz: Dude I- I’m ascending. My eyes have rolled back- I’m like dude I’ve been waiting
for this moment. Sultan: My eyes were rolled back the entire
time we were at the maid cafe.
Maaz: In the maid cafe? Maaz: Alright the thing is, we had gone- we- at the time of the maid cafe we had been together
in actual like- Maaz: Travelled for what, 2- 3 weeks straight?
Sultan: Right. Maaz: And it had gotten to a point, where
Sultan would look a certain way- Maaz: and I know exactly what he’s thinking.
Maaz: And I’d be the same thing- I’d just look at him in some way he’s like-
Sultan: We started finishing each other’s- Maaz: Oh. Both: *laughs*
Sultan: I was gonna say that! Both: *laughs*
Maaz: Dude we’re- we’re so in sync right now.
Sultan: Oh my god.. Sultan: The maid cafe, I lost something there. That I can never get back-
Maaz: *laughs* Your virginity. Both: *laughs*
Maaz: We’re kidding, we- you lost that ages ago.
Sultan: Shut up. Both: *laugh*
Maaz: No but like wh- like what do you mean? Sultan: *sighs*
Maaz: What did you lose- When did it start going downhill?
Sultan: When we entered. Both: *laughs*
Maaz: Why- why, what- Sultan: It was just- there- there’s one
word I can use to ex- explain the experience. Maaz: Alright what’s up?
Sultan: Sad. Maaz: JESUS.
Sultan: The whole experience was so sad, we- I just…*sighs*
Maaz: Really? Sultan: *laughs*
Maaz: For me it- for me it took a downturn, um when we sat down and kinda looked around.
Maaz: And it- we sat down though and I looked around and I realised like
Maaz: Oh yeah… we’re with all these like, y’know middle aged men-
Sultan: Basement dwellers. Maaz: JESUS- DUDE OH MY GAWD.
Sultan: I’M JUST SAYING IT HOW IT IS. Maaz: You’re being so judgmental. Look at
you hating on these- Sultan: *laughs* I don’t hate them I’m
friends with Daidus. Both: *laughs*
Maaz: You’re hating on your future self dude. Literally you in like two years.
Maaz: Literally you now. Sultan: Look anyone can do whatever they want
I have no judgement Sultan: I just felt very out of place. And
I felt- Maaz: What, you’re too cool for us?
Sultan: NO IT WASN’T EVEN THAT it was just- Sultan: It was like- it felt...derogatory
to me- Maaz: DEROGATORY?!
Sultan: I just- I hated...like… treating the maids how they wanted to be treated. Like
I hated that. Maaz: What do you mean?
Sultan: It was just weird they like- Maaz: Like do you have any specific examples,
like what do you mean? Sultan: It felt like kindergarten.
Maaz: Yeah that is true. Sultan: It felt like kindergarten.
Maaz: Yeah that’s definitely true- when the tasks started, like they were doing stuff
like- Maaz: Hey, *stammers* they touched one person
on the forehead they’re like: Maaz: ‘Do frog jumps around the table!’
And I’m like...what? Sultan: Oh my god it literally was kindergarten.
Maaz: Yeah. Sultan: Oh my god- and if you did a task wrong
they would give you a punishment- Sultan: But the punishment was just like… Maaz: Like ‘do a kit- nyan dance’. Sultan: Yeah, do like a:
Sultan: ‘Nyah.’ Sultan: Oh I’m sorry-
Maaz: Yeah- OH MY GOD. Sultan: And then there was this one point
where they were doing like the singing and the dancing- which THAT was fun. That was nice. It was- I loved the singing- Maaz: Some of the- the songs they picked were
bangers like- Sultan: OH.
Maaz: Kingdom Hearts?? Sultan: Kingdom Hearts??
Maaz: Dude when it started playing I was like, ‘Alright, I’m all in now.’
Sultan: Me, you and Alex were literally so quiet for the whole thing
Sultan: and then as soon as the Kingdom Hearts song played we all like jumped up.
Sultan: But, there was a point where they did the singing and the dancing… and they
started walking around with glowsticks. Sultan: And they gave one to me to start waving
around… and I just wasn’t feeling it man. Sultan: I had been waiting at ‘LineCon’
for like, 6- 7 hours. I’d gotten in, I’d been rushed to the maid cafe- I was just like…
not in the mood to wave a glowstick around. Sultan: And so I give it to Maaz, and then
he starts waving it around. Sultan: And then the song’s done, he gives
it back to me and I give it back to the maid and she looks at me and she goes: Sultan: ‘I- You’re just like the other girls,
like you’re not quirky.’
Both: *laughs* Sultan: But Maaz hears- Maaz had his back
to us, and he hears this and Sultan: He turns around and sees this girl
walking around with the glowstick. And he thought HE was talking about HER.
Sultan: I mean- he thought SHE was talking about HIM.
Sultan: And so Maaz, for like the remainder of America-
Maaz: I got so sad- Sultan: was telling everyone this story about
the girl who called him ‘not quirky’- Maaz: Brah I got so sad- I was like, dude
I was trying my best! And she just goes- Maaz: ‘Yo, you’re just like the other
girls. You ain’t special.’ Maaz: I’m like, dude why you gotta be like
my parents now bro like- Sultan: *laughs*
Maaz: Dissing me right then and there. Maaz: It’s like a maid cafe where we’re
meant to be with these, like girls who are tryna prep you up and she’s like-
Maaz: ‘You freaking suck.’ Sultan: Yeah- *spits*
Maaz: Yeah spits on me *laughs* Sultan: But you were telling this story for
like 2 weeks to everyone- and I was- Sultan: At the very end of the holiday I was
like: ‘Maaz I gotta tell you something..’
Maaz: Dude- Sultan: She was talking to me.
Maaz: I got played dude, I was so sad. Sultan: Alright, thanks for joining me I GUESS-
Maaz: No probs. If you wanna see uh me roast Sultan on my- if you wanna see- wha- what?
Maaz: But if you wanna see me and Sultan play ‘Never Have I Ever’ and expose each other
EVEN more, head on over to my channel and give that video a click as well.
Sultan: Yeah. Sultan: I think that’s really it- all I
had… Maaz: Are you gonna end it with an end card
or anything? Sultan: Uh…
Maaz: Should we end it? Sultan: Should we?
Maaz: We should. Sultan: I’m over it.
Maaz: You’re over it you’re done now- Sultan: Should we like, are you doing anything
tomorrow… tonight maybe y’know? Sultan: The sooner the better.
Maaz: Mmm...let’s have pros and cons first. Sultan: Pros and cons right...
Sultan: Oh, we can discuss that later- it’s fine, it’s alright. Cool.
Maaz: I’m happy to end it right now. Sultan: *laughs*
Maaz: End it now. Sultan: The video just-
Maaz::Just like cuts it’s like ‘EH- *video cuts* “I told you we finish each
other’s sentences.”
