What Insane Things Have You Seen At Parties? (r/AskReddit)

what is the most nsw thing you have witnessed at a party Halloween night after drunken truth-or-dare I walked in on my souls brother and cousin going to town on each other well then that edit show changes a bunch of crap dude ran to the bathroom yell guy got a crap then pulled his pants down sat his butt on the toilet and pooped on the floor in front of him realizing his mistake he stood up faced the toilet to puke and shat on the floor behind him amazing walked in on my best friend's little sister sucking two guy's dongs at one time I quietly exited and never spoke a word law a while back I was too young to be at a party and this girl ran out of one of the kitchen buck-naked started twerking on the wall her boyfriend rushed into the room literally picked up eight his GF and started to carry her to his car the whole time they were walking to the car she kept yelling about how she couldn't wait for the Dom tonight I was 14 visiting my 19 years old cousin I wasn't ready our CEO had a Super Bowl party at his new giant house for all of the company employees there was probably 30-40 people there as the night goes on everyone is pretty drunk and he's that type of guy who loves to party and his handing out shots all night then one of the new guys we just hired can't hold it anymore and pukes on the back patio crowd freaks out in the CEO walks up and tells him if he will eat if off the ground he will pay him $100 puking guy looks at his disappointing look on his wife's and then turns and says he'll do it for $1,000 but CEO busts out $1,000 cash I guess he just walks around with it a spoon appears out of nowhere and he proceeded to eat it off the ground crowd freaks out CEO tells him he would have paid him ten thousand dollars worst part is Monday morning the CEO fired him saying we can't work with people that would do something like that WTF at a party a couple of years ago ah mr. groan Bart adult who was currently attending University drop a turd in a plant pot in the hosts living room he was just in the corner squatting over a plant pot thinking nobody would notice a cast party for the theatre department at my university led to an orgy four guys five girls knowing high school theater kids and seeing all these wild stories on reddit I'm pretty convinced there are just a bunch of theater kids going on the internet spreading the word on how crazy and salacious Lafayette a kid life is I went to a party right out of high school and was drinking with some friends there was a girl that got super freaked up it was somehow still functioning and there were some dudes inevitably trying to hit on her after a few hours I am fairly drunk and end up getting tired so I figure I am about to pass out on the couch until drunk girl sits next to me she tells me she's frisky and that we should frag I am like yay okay I've got a condom sure five minutes of fooling around and she stops me and tells me that in order to freak her I have to tell her that I love her I sat there for a moment and responded but I don't love you this apparently broke her heart because she ran off to the other room and I was just kinda left there stupefied a minutes later I hear people yelling and freaking out I walk in the kitchen and lo and behold drunk girl is face down in the floor dress up no panties with liquid crap erupting out her butt like some kind of white-trash Krakatoa the smell was foul and I didn't stick around for the cleanup I went to my car and passed out until about 7:00 a.m. and went home white trash Krakatoa well done final year of high school at a party where everyone was really wasted like the stupid drunk you got before you understood limits anyone one girl couldn't handle it anymore so she pulled her jeans down and started masturbating on the couch in front of everyone it was dark and I don't know if everyone really noticed wasn't like those videos where everyone stands around cheering but then the dad who owned the place walked in and it got kind of awkward good party elaborate went to a topless party in college as in a party where guys and girls were shirtless after doing a jello shot of father strangers boobs I told my friends a few doors down about the party they arrived just as most of the girls went into a back room to get high and a big bearded man decided to show off his Jacob's Ladder by making it a bottomless party my friends didn't trust me for a while after that there's always one guy having a bottomless party on his own partying in the barracks my room had all the beer in the fridge I was going down on this girl when I felt a hand on my left shoulder briefly paused to look up when my buddy says car accident you're doing a great job I just needed to grab a beer I went right back to what I was doing I love this story more than most of the other ones I once saw the guy crap his pants and then chuck then out the window I once saw the guy crap his pants and just leave them on everyone knows you crap your pants dude take some kind of action we were throwing a house party for one of our roommates that was turning 21 said birth the boy was wasted fairly early in the night and was placed in the bathtub with the curtain drawn their logic was that he could sleep and if he threw up he'd be in the tub a couple hours later this girl shows up she was a friend of a friend 18 maybe five foot tall super white girl who just got off a [ __ ] of Twin Peaks as the mostly sober host I welcomed her and went outside to have a cigarette maybe 15 minutes later I returned inside to find the tiny white girl on the floor puking into a trash can well that escalated quickly but not shocking considering her size the start of the weirdness was that she was conversing with my friend Daniel in fluent Spanish oh okay so she speaks Spanish a little surprising but whatever so between heaves Daniel and I help her to the bathroom to pray to the porcelain God she wants to shut the bathroom door I say sure good not to lock the door so we can get and there if she passes out to make sure she doesn't you know die of course as soon as she goes in she locks the door what we had forgotten was that birth the boy was asleep in the tub he was awoken by what he described as the worst smelling crap he had ever smelled in his life not wanting to let this random girl know he was hiding in the bathtub he did his best to keep quiet through the gagging tiny girl had diarrhea so ranked that she decided that she was too embarrassed to face the party her solution climb out the tiny bathroom window when we got the door unlocked and went and we found her halfway out the window her crap covered thumb on the floor and birthday boy pale and sweating in the tub after his unwanted birthday surprise she slept on her side on the couch with a female friend to watch over her the next morning she claimed to not remember a thing and swears she doesn't know a word of Spanish TL DR a tiny white girl got absolutely sloshed in a few minutes started speaking Spanish then crap herself so bad she tried to escape through the window what sort of magical tequila did this girl drink had an outside party at an old house of mine where a Rando passed out on his side in the middle of the driveway the eight or so friends he'd come with all let him sleep and the party continued around him eventually someone yells my name and points at the passed-out fella who's managed to get his dong out and start peeing while still on his side at this point everyone outside has stopped what they were doing to Gus but this turn of events after a while he begins to slowly lean backwards and the Arkoff pee gradually goes higher and higher into the air but finally he makes it all the way onto his back and the angle off his pecker is just right so that the remaining pee hits him right between the eyes half the party was disgusted and unimpressed but the rest had plenty to bond over for the rest of the night TL DR passed out dude pisses on his own face in front of an audience at a party in a huge house on the lake that had a second living room upstairs walking up the stairs I can hear all this commotion going on as I enter the room there is this guy smashing a chick on the couch doggy style right there in front of everyone he was getting high fives from other guys and people were just standing around watching and cheering well a few years later I get married and at Thanksgiving dinner with my in-laws when my brother and brings his new girlfriend to meet the family you guessed it it was her same girl that was getting smashed on the couch well he ended up getting married to this girl and now every time I see them at a family get-together all I can see is the image from that night at a lake some dude passed out in the corner of this apartment party and there was a dude crouched over him trying his hardest to crap on his head he couldn't do it so nothing happened but I wondered if I should have told the passed-out guy what he tried to do well then again if someone tried to crap on my head when I was passed out I wouldn't want to know about it I've been to a couple of parties where a few people decided it would be a good idea to throw decorum to the wind and start freaking in the backyard most of us gathered round to watch it on one occasion a few others joined in walked in on a girl taking a dump on a guy what the frick friend hired a prostitute for his day party and she proceeded to bang any guy who wanted it none of them even knew they all thought she was some chick who was visiting from Georgia they still tell the story like she wasn't a prostitute some chick was having a house party while her parents were out of town and she was in her teens invited like half the school she was a typical stuck-up B that didn't really have real friends just a bunch of fake ones anyways this one guys having a good time being reasonable and she doesn't like him so she has a bunch of people just starting to treat him like crap he then gets told to leave and he's like I got a user bathroom first and there is currently all bathrooms occupied so she tells him to leave he can't use the washroom the dude then said oh there's a urinal here and proceeds to punch a hole in the wall and pisses in it walked in on the hosts parents going at it can't be unseen a woman with no pants on running out of my friends bedroom shouting too much dong achievement unlocked I was at a Halloween party in the last year of high school where two friends of mine had a threesome with a girl in the bathtub well one other girl watched that's how my friend lost his virginity seen two blokes trying to get a girl into bed not at the same time the one who actually did came back after and threw the used condom and the other blokes face and says smell what you could have one goddamn ruthless happened at my house girl came over got why III too drunk took off all her clothes and started masturbating on my stairs and then on the couch and then back on my stairs then she fell down said stairs we tried putting her to bed before all this went though but she kept coming back out each time with less and less clothes on eventually we all just kinda ignored her and let her do her thing imagine putting on a show like that and getting ignored I've seen a lot of crazy stuff but distinctly remember being in the basement at a house party playing a game where everyone ends up naked Dell busted open and I'm looking at the boots of the town sheriff yelling for his daughter oh crap she can't find her parents help me find my parents I would like to know how to play this game a lady smoking a cigar with her but working at a pub hosting a gypsy traveller christening all was well the head of the family male father of the child began the day by handing me 1,000 pounds in cash for the bar whilst telling me I if there was any trouble I should speak to him first and I I no one was allowed to spend money and when the cash ran out I should ask him for more the party was going okay on rule 1 a teenage male guest groped my 17 year old waitress I informed family head and said teenager returns 10 minutes later with a slowly blackening eye and a profuse apology to my waitress who soldier done like a champ the party is drawing to a close and family head comes to me with 200 pounds and cash for me and said teenager because we didn't treat his family like gypos as most people do as he wife and christened child are preparing leave I hear him shout at his wife and look up in time to see him punch her to the side of the head she staggers I managed to make it to staggering wife grabbed the baby and wife then falls to the floor baby gets passed to another female family member whilst I grab the teenage waitress and proceed and hide stand behind the bar whilst a wild west saloon style brawl commences between about fifty to sixty men women and children memorable moments include a women hitting the family head with a chair and a child who couldn't have been more than ten years old gleefully throwing glass bottle at random into the crowd whilst giggling several police riot fans arrive and clear the travelers out those that can't flee are arrested and I had to work late to clean up the mess the worst part is the owner of the bar witnessed it all on the security camera sent his wife upstairs to see what was going on and proceeded to lock the steel-reinforced office lure after she left to protect himself this all happened in daylight during an otherwise quiet Sunday afternoon a child who couldn't have been more than ten years old gleefully throwing glass bottle at random into the crowd whilst giggling best part of that story someone did a bump of coke in the bathroom then took off all his clothes and ran around the house the reason why the police were called was because this was at a thirteen year olds birthday party never hiring that magician again I went back to school at 32 and there was this hot 25 year old I used to flirt with every day before and after class one day we meet up to get some food before class and she casually mentions she has a husband after class I'm walking her to her car and it starts raining and she's just like we should go sit in your car for a few minutes we get to my car and start chatting and she says something like you seem a little rough around the edges like you might be done with people who liked it um live alternative lifestyles that other people might he judgmental about turns out her and her husband were swingers who had a big group of younger swinger friends and her birthday party was that Friday I got invited so I show up and mind you I am an alcoholic who's sober at this time so this is awkward as crap to me not being able to drink to loosen up a bit but I guess she had been crushing on me big time and all her friends knew who I was it gets wild around 1030 ish when two people start banging on the pool table bust naked people are rolling on Molly and there's whippets being passed around another chick getting ahead around 1:00 a.m. I'm tired as crap and totally sober I don't know anyone and I don't know how this swinger thing works so I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get laid so I start talking about leaving but the homeowner is like bulls take your clothes off that hot girl right there wants to give you a blowy and sure enough I turn around and there's a pretty attractive chick my own age sitting on the couch with her top off patting the seat next to her for me to come sit down to wrap up this long-winded story I did exactly that sat down introduced myself got naked got a bj on the couch in front of a few dozen people some other girl came and sat down on the other side of me put her leg over mine and started playing with herself I should probably mention there was a big bowl of condoms in the kitchen and literally everyone I saw including myself was playing safe later I ended up going upstairs and banging this other girl for like an hour while another couple watched and jerked each other off I didn't end up leaving until 7 a.m. my abs were sore as crap and I was tired as Frick and there was still a little orgy going on in one of bedrooms when I popped my head and to say goodbye and thanks imagine six people getting each other off and politely stopping to say bye nice to meet you thanks for coming drive safe and then going right back to doing what they were doing it was a trip TL DR flirted with hot girl from English class at school girl turns out to be married swinger invite me to her day party hardcore party ensue until 7 a.m. that can't be the last time you saw them we were at a house party and this drunk guy got on the roof everyone wanted him to jump into the pool so he did breaks an ankle in the process when he missed I am a golden God watched a girl drink a beer bottle full of pee my friend thought it would be hilarious to pee in a bottle and put it in the fridge a girl who was smashed picked it out the fridge and then drank some she shouted this tastes like pee then proceeded to take another sip never drink an open bottle of beer left in the fridge at a party people a guy and a girl full-on freaking missionary style at a warehouse party dozens of people just walked by with barely a glance a San Francisco I saw a girl take out her tampon and use it to write hardcore on the wall that's frickin hardcore a girl was proud that she could fit a 1.25 L coke bottle in her vagina everyone was like yeah cool that's kind of weird to tell everyone and everyone carries on about three hours later everyone is freaked up and the party is getting a bit weird some people had taken acid some had dropped some more caps similar smoking weed standard stuff this girl is off her face on more and is adamant about wanting to show everyone how cavernous it is so she takes her skirt off and readied herself then proceeds to put a 1.25 L coke bottle halfway inside herself everyone was shocked but fascinated she was so proud she wasn't so proud the following week at school when everyone called her Cola candies she should have tried it with Mentos someone change a fuse while inebriated that's just reckless a girl blindfolded tied down to a bench and sucking off whoever was standing in front of her while her girlfriend alternated between spanking and whipping her addendum if this is SFW for you please let me know where you work it sounds fun a few of us were sitting in a room smoking up when a drunk guy came running in he looked at us pulled his pants down and lit his pew bees on fire while shouting bush fire that man is truly a God back in high school friend had an open house and threw a party uncle came to check on us and we found him smelling a girl's vomit in the bathroom and playing with himself that's one flicked up fetish nice a guy crap his pants while trying to dance with a girl he was beyond freaked up and that defined the rest of his stay in Korea edit this is from 2005 to 2006 we were stationed at Camp Casey then moved to Camp Castle right up the road we were the main support battalion closest to the north he wasn't nervous just couldn't not crap his pants when he got super wasted this blew up pretty quickly for a crap your pants story thanks for letting me relive some great times I hadn't thought about in years you've been visited by the good policy grandpa you will be blessed with good economics and healthcare but only a few comments sleep well burn if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check out another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people

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Length: 19min 58sec (1198 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 04 2020