What if Jesus’ lil brother? #comedy #standup #michaeljr

I like reading Bible I was reading a Bible  found out uh oh no Jesus had a lil brother   anybody know his name James when I read  that I was like how much pressure was   that Jesus yo Big Brother How many times did  he have to here how come you can't be more   like Jesus James did you know everybody  probably thought that James could do the   same thing Jesus could do but he couldn't  he was just James he wasn't James Christ remember the wedding banquet when Jesus turned  water into wine everybody was amazed but they   don't tell you about the next banquet Jesus left  early they start running out of wine everybody   looked at James it's like man last time this  happened your brother made some wine dude you   you're just gonna stand there with your sandals  on you're not going can you make some kool-aid or   something man you not gone do anything you know  James had problems just like any other kid had   problems he try to follow his big brother around  so everywhere Jesus went James followed that's   what little brothers do so if Jesus went there  so did James I bet one time James almost drowned - oh you just got that joke just now  didn't ya Jesus walked on water and   James tried and just went I'm sure James  had problems he would go to his parents with   his problems and his parents especially his  mom was trying to throw him a bone once in a   while they'd pray over they're food like Lord we  just thank you for this food in James name James had problems he would go to his parents  with his problems you know what they were   saying they'd be like well what would Jesus do ya know  then they gave him a bracelet they gave him a bracelet and   um he started selling those bracelets made some money selling bracelets what would be cool is or   what would James do bracelet right same initials  different meaning completely different meaning   you driving down the street you get cut off in traffic you fuss them out your pastor gonna   be like yo you got a what would Jesus  do bracelet on nu uh that's what would James do I'm driving a imaginary car for a long time  isn't he also found out when Jesus was 12   years old Mary and Joseph lost Jesus they lost  Jesus you know the first thing they had to do   was pray I wonder what that prayer must sound like  Joseph probably did the prayer he was like Oh God dear God Oh forgiving God oh you remember  that Messiah you gave us you got another one   somewhere man that was the only because  okay we gone find him we're gonna find him

Channel: Michael Jr.

Views: 1,149,141

Keywords: michael jr, Michael jr., christian comedian, junior, kari jobe, break time, thou shalt laugh

Id: LbP4KttZOcc

Length: 3min 54sec (234 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 22 2016