What Has Been Your Unexpected NSFW Moment With A Stranger? (r/AskReddit)

what has been your unexpected NSFW moment with a stranger I was in a museum in France in room that was dimly lit in order to better show off the items on display a man from behind me walked up next to me stood super close and then grabbed my butt I turned around to slap him but when we locked eyes he had the most shocked embedded and apologetic look on his face he apologized profusely I but erm I speak almost no French and then ran into another room I heard him whispering to a woman and then she busted out laughing I can only button that he mistook me for his girlfriend and I like to think that some random French man occasionally cringes with him abutment every time he thinks of our encounter I met this girl on a bar crawl and we hit it off okay danced a little bit but sparks weren't flying by any means she's on the crawl with a group of friends we are all walking back to their hostel and when we get there she says she's going to bed I was pretty disappointed until her friend looked at me and told me to come upstairs we had sex in the hospital bathroom and at one point girl number one walked in using the logic from my extensive porn viewing I asked if she would like to join if I've learned one thing from from pornog it was that she wouldn't be able to resist alas she seemed to pretty easily turn down the offer got an ultrasound on my knee and when she was done she took a paper towel and wiped off as much of the loo but she couldn't climatic me trying to be friendly and make small talk I was like oh I bet you have so much experience doing that right totally meaning since she works as an ultrasound tech she must wipe liubov people all day but he got all awkward and it dawned on me that I just told this woman she has lots of experience putting lube on people and taking it off I got a random whatsapp message with a kiss emoji and then a nude of a pretty good-looking girl lying down showing her boobs she quickly replied that it was a wrong number and asked me to delete it I didn't know this girl neither do I think she was anywhere near where I lived I thought it was just some sort of joke or troll I have experienced weird random whatsapp messages before where I luckily dodged the bullet of bullies trying to gang your nudes posing as a flirty girl with a random number and then share your photo with everyone I didn't delete the chat but ignored it thinking someone was pulling a prank about one year later I was cleaning up my whatsapp chats and I see she had a new profile picture of her but with a guy that I didn't know either it actually started to seem like the photo was legit I just did the right thing and deleted everything I was about 15 standing in a queue for an entire town bus the queue was quite long and we stood for some maybe 45 minutes moving slowly at some point this big breasted older 3035 woman stood behind me and had her breasts pressed tightly onto my back like the queue was tight but she was really unnecessarily pressed on my back and sort of moving slightly I knew obviously that this wasn't very normal nor necessary but it's only years later when I realized that she was intentionally rubbing her breasts on my back for a very long time and it was probably sexual I was drunk and hooked up with a girl I had just met 45 minutes earlier ended up in the back of her car with a bunch of people watching me through the window I hate to admit it but I couldn't remember her name until she told me the next morning went skinny-dipping in Sri Lanka with two girls I had just met a few hours earlier it was pretty and safe because it was dark and we were all drunk don't feel like typing too much but when I was a freshman of university I would often times leave the school late during exam time one night around 9:00 9:30 p.m. I sat in the back of the bus which was relatively empty I turned the overhead lights on and started reading my textbook out of nowhere this girl comes on and decides to sit right beside me there were several empty seats she could have chose she turned turned the lights off touched my thighs and said do you mind the horny teenager in me said oh no not at all she then proceeded to give me a [ __ ] she then gets up and goes to the front of the bus for the rest of the 30-minute drive almost seemed like a dare her friends gave her but I don't care I got a [ __ ] Medus hot girl at a dance club in my early 20s go back to my car commence sex 5 minutes in a girl squad comes and finds us boning in the car about six of them also pretty attractive friends too and they start rooting cheering me on the girl I am Bonin keeps saying my friend's a hot day while she rides me hard her friends tease me by hugging each other and kissing their necks outside of the car and fondling each other while I am trying hard to not come so I can enjoy the show I was hoping they were joined but they only teased Hill I came I lost it and couldn't last any longer when they starting flashing their tips I figured this would probably be the only time I could come while looking at like eight pairs of boobs lol shortly after they all left been chasing that high for the last 12 years well it didn't happen with a stranger but with a friend we played Kirby together and suddenly she put her hand between my legs and asked how I feel I was recently getting impressions taken of my teeth so I could get in Veselin while the dentist was holding the tray on my top teeth he very casually said I'm impressed by your lack of gag reflex and that's how I died of him abutment in front of my hot dentist I was having a bathroom remodeled in my house sound did not travel in this place I worked on a regular schedule so when I would be home and away could not be counted on so I gave the plumber's access for when I wasn't there one day I am sitting on my bed facing the mirror to put on my makeup I hadn't gotten dressed yet so anyway the plumbers but distant must have knocked and getting no answer came in and started up the stairs to the bathroom halfway up I finally heard him and he got the full view of me he just dropped his head and I quickly got up and closed the door to finished getting ready for work climb certain the poor guy thought I set him up the only thing that redeems me from that but unction was that the next day I got home while his boss was working so I sat down in the living room and turned on the TV he didn't realize I was there till he was halfway down the stairs and it nearly gave him a heart attack when I was 12 years old me and my mum god bless you wherever you are now dear mother went out to a barbershop to get my haircut there was this lady with a shirt the shirt is like a whole thing I don't know how to word it it gate like this open view on some of her breasts needless to say I asked my mother to never go back to that particular barbershop ever again in fear of the lady finding out I kept glancing at her chest I mean not good lie it was pretty huge I was visiting some friends when I was 19 and we went to a club in the town started dancing with some random girls for a while then things started getting weird she forced my hand down her pants as we were grinding like right in the middle of the dance floor I start to get to work even though I'm super uncomfortable and eventually she turns around and asks if I want to go back to her dorm with her obviously I say yes and we start the 20-minute walk back all the way back she's being very handsy and at this point am eager for the outcome of the night we get back to her dorm and we stop to get naked when all the sudden she gets a phone call it's her dad he's waiting outside to take her home for the weekend and says he's heading up I end up having to dress quickly and rush past her dad as he's walking down the hallway no idea what her name was even but that was one of the weirdest blocks ever I have a couple funny stories from my early 20s but this was definitely the weirdest not really a stranger but someone I knew we played a card game with the loser doing a dare or truth we both end up naked and he ducked me fairly tame one more ember betting than NSFW I was walking around the mall with my friend as we were really into our conversation about a video game or some other dumb topic I was trying to make a gestural motion with my hands that were initially at my side just as I was closing and moving my hand up a girl and her friend squeezed by us and of course my hand full-on grabs her but I couldn't have grabbed it any firmer if I actually tried she even jumped a little I let go and both of us stopped and she looks back understandably confused and angry I must have looked like a deer in headlights because after a second or two she just kinda laughed it off turned back and kept walking so all in all turned out well no sexual har Batman charged I was at an EDM concert trying to get up to the front there was a lot of pushing in this girl in front of me pushed her back into me I gave her a little push to try to get her out of my way I was then next to her and she bumped her hip into mine at this point I had no idea what her problem was I bumped back a couple booty bumps later and we were grinding holed a climatic anime trope of tripping over a bag and getting a fast fell off titty back in high school had no idea who the girl was but damn she made for a soft landing dude was whispering dirty things in my ears like I'm gonna duck you so hard later feeling creeped out I turned back and his expression changed from surprise to embarr but it turned out he thought I was his wife I'm not even a woman went to a bar on Thanksgiving saw a cute girl sitting by herself bought her a drink but told the bartender to not tell her who it was from because she looked sad and like she wanted to be alone he comes back a bit later when she was off talking on her phone and said she wanted to know who bought her the drink and if it was okay to tell her I say okay she asks if I want to go to a different bar and can I Drive I say sure then in the car she goes all porn actress and ducks the S out of me in the driver's seat in broad daylight in a parking space in front of the bar it was uncomfortable we get to the next bar and joined the crowd to get beers a guy walks up and she and him immediately start arguing turns out it's her brother and he's there to convince her to come back to the dinner at their parents house where she just introduced them to her fiance and then disappeared when he turned to me and asked who the hell I was I grabbed my phone out of my pocket gave the just a minute finger turned around and got the duck out of there like my hair was on fire was about 15 you driving home with my dad from his workplace staring off from the bartender's seat wondering what a s life he had having to work weekends and I spot a McDonald's across the street it had a huge robot window around a playground where that moment to pretty twenty-something females seemingly happened to lock eyes with me dad turns over to look at what I'm looking at probably thinking this guy's hungry at that moment the two women lift their tops to reveal two sets of the largest hits I have ever seen in real life or photo at that point me and my dad just start laughing our heads off I was driving on a freeway I but a car that didn't have a roof and she was topless two teenagers flashed at me when I was driving to her xgf house I bought this gorgeous new dress at his light cream-colored with a tree on it and red coming up from the bottom like a cheese cloth dipped in wine I was so excited to wear it to school was walking across the quad and my underwear rolled down completely under my butt no worries I think I'm fully clothed while a dude was walking behind me pretty slowly didn't think anything of it other than it was odd he walk that slow I am very slow Walker and this dude looked fit as hell anyway fast forward to me walking in the bathroom to go pull up my underwear and the girl says loudly I can see all of your butt and that's how I found out that dress was C though in the middle sisters friend asked me to hold her hand while she got her nipples pierced sidenote almost got hand broken I was delivering pizzas and got caught in a pretty heavy Florida thunderstorm I was on my last delivery and was trying to meet someone at a specific time later so rather than waited out I charged out of my car to the person's door after some frantic knocking a woman opened the door and pulled me inside I had gotten there earlier than expected and she had just gotten out of the shower and was only wearing a towel for nineteen-year-old we had seen way too many porn movies start like that so imagine my disappointment when she handed me a twenty dollar pizza was sixteen dollars and opened the door back to hell just a short message from today's sponsor if you like me merch beautiful halo is the best place to buy click the link in the description to take advantage of the discount in the free worldwide 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Keywords: #askreddit, #reddit, #nsfw

Id: YKCJ5f3lB2w

Length: 13min 29sec (809 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 08 2020