WELCOME TO THE BONERCAST!! | Prop Hunt #34

there's lots of [ __ ] in this office oh my job whoa that one's purple also lots of props why is that one purple one wait wait where'd you go right here we're right here is very okay and my purple yes cool Harry who your purple circle draw everyone lose it why can't I see oh there we go oh I'm not gonna bring it oh [ __ ] what the hell I don't know it's weird your texture pack does not exist apparently the state I'm your little buddy let's go hunt Wade cookies let's go bring him down he said I win delete him out he might be over here on your side where'd he go where'd that douche go the distinctive do smell if I can't find him kill me that's how loyal I am alright I can't find him you might as well just kill me there I guess then I'll hold him out as a ghost worthy oh there he is he's a book he's a book he's running up the eastern stairs he might be coming behind you who he's the bodies now oh he's a runnin you and your aim was way off I don't know how you hit him shotgun what did you do haha hit in the darkness in front of bum bum oh really did you know do I have a plan I do have a plan pop you've the worst poker face oh I see something I saw somethin movin wait keep an eye on one Bob Wade key right now so flex my eyes go in the other side where is he no no no no no it's Bob but I was trying to get I ran out the door and Mark was running right past me and I just stopped and I was like Oh Eddie red best me because I was in the shadow and then you announced it to the world that didn't go well clever girl Jack clever girl in sight clever grill clever grill Bear Grylls okay Jack Jack you should not have done that what had he done he may have announced his presence to wait a little bit Oh rotations gonna be able to figure out what's going on here all right I thought that would have given it away but oh well no to project boy gonna watch it outside the window the whole wait a minute okay no well hmm all right this is funny but it's not fair Jackie's now that that desk at all okay I think it's safe to come out then Jack are you doing huh you an actual yeah in the hallway the other part of the wrong trashcan I'm shooting the entire time this blood everywhere it's just notice how legitimate I was that pretty helpful Oh rolls don't forget damn it Oh Oh can we not be that now oh that's that's bad for me it's bad for me oh [ __ ] what are you doing well I'm trying to Charlie oh that prop has been banned by the server okay that makes sense well I'll just you know what area you know you don't need to concern yourself with that wait okay I want to know what band prompt mark was trying to be yeah let's try to be cute urmass it didn't work it's too small it's too small don't mind me myself not bothering nobody well you two walked past me first like the whole office was chaos just destroy every word you guys didn't even look I got this mark don't worry let me see where they don't know the area wait that actually word would work yeah can it work all right keep a lookout so I can see if I can check boxes wait what is fragile a mean it means handle with care oh it does guarantee of quality oh he's frag I'll know he's 4G lay its fringe yeah four inch it's for a leg lamp no use Big Bob or up he's on the move I'll come and Jack don't you worry yeah see ya saved you hit him you think you hit him you didn't hit him he's in the office again he's a [ __ ] core person he's a runnin he's a runnin he's a runner see this is why this is my way to deal properly kill himself when you do it you just sound so douchey when you're doing it skill that's winning me this manly in reality way I know I just lost the last five you're down there hey that's how you know it's a good session mm-hmm every time I finish a recording session if I'm honest it's not covered in my own saliva then it's not going to go God oh no what happened I immediately regret all of these decisions what I only believe you won a 4-time hmm jeez Bob mercy what the hell he's right he's right there it's not fair it's so hard to hit him yes I got killed Oh God there you are wait can we go outside we just being quiet you disappeared so I decided to bag Mark's dead body you weren't it didn't even look like you were teabagging me wait why are we leaving life yeah are you Bob Bobby you plant no I'm not a plant I'm not a plant he was a cool im'a or a can I contain things though cool could you could put things it wasn't cool that means he's a box no he wasn't Cup now he's a dick all right if you just slow down a little bit wait I'm sure actually I can't I can't even see where you are Bob really yeah you would wait are you some of those cases where I think Bob's using misdirection to lie to me no I'm right next to you wait I'm in this room right next to me I proud I'm not right next to you know I'm not directly and I see but I'm in this room with you I promise yeah he didn't leave the video the video evidence will show I am in this room and at some point are you and filing cabinet in a room of nothing but filing cabinets Oh maybe um question I'm not gonna say oh I see him okay that makes Sophie a lot okay you see me I see you you're intersecting your dollar that won't tell you know I tell what you are don't reveal it but he's intersecting slightly right yeah yeah okay I think I got him he's not a right angle he's a wrong yeah but Wade you're never gonna find him what went wrong I'm not wrong okay wait wrong wrong try to get Bob if you walk into if you walk into the fight but if you're it don't walk around and push there's always a chance it weed might give up wait right there Oh Bob this is always i what this okay I turned away and it looked more inconspicuous because something fell over there is this is I hate this is the worst Oh God wait do you see what they did what did he do I can't move right now mark I did something bad yep it's not like it's not horrific ly obvious but evidence points to my stupidity I don't know there's a bunch of order over here don't worry about it I can't figure out I could I could try and pressure that weights over there these doors god damn it yeah he knocked this plane oh I know yeah that's what I wanted to do but why would that get me stuck like it literally it's a stupid waiter you're boned wait you're behind we'd wait apparently you're not boom wait I might have given it away sounded like you said n-word risk in it why no that's it sound like oh I forgot okay this is this is where I'm stuck forever now where's that definitely right there yeah right there let's get in it that's getting it oh okay how is so [ __ ] as soon as you came around that corner oh whoa whoa well I don't know about really good cuz you seem to get into spots like [ __ ] alright especially wait coz Bob seems to be able to smell me oh I have a very inquisitive mind out here okay I think I'm in a good spot I think I'm in a good wait are you good oh okay we're good welcome today I'm here I'm here on my friend Boehner Bob Boehner's can we call in to the Boehner cast you're on with the Boehner cast okay I have a problem with my Boehner is it supposed to turn green and yellow absolutely hello you've reached the Boehner cast your Boehner Jack what's your Boehner question oh hey I have my little old lady don't mind my voice it's very weird I always wondered what what does a good Boehner look like cuz I I feel like in my life I've only seen bad moaners see ma'am when you come stub owners they're like a fine wine some of them are better some of them are worse some others better with age the age better with age some are soft summer hard covers different shapes different nationalities I just realized I'm looking for people thank you do you think I could get a look at your own I storm was dying I'm currently at 10 frames per second so life it's not going so well for me you got drop resolution wait call into the boner test hello you've reached the boner cast Oh mark yeah mark you answer this one mark you can have it no you're dead I'll get my first boner just come over here and sit in my lap he's a cop he's up next to another cup it's pretty uh he's on a coffee table right by the door behind you it's like the Bob and Tom show it's always just other people they know calling in the same same well except for my character she died mid call so she never got a say she was older for the first time we have we have a grace yeah you got time what's up you got them oh come on frame rate what are you doing to me what if you like stop everything and start again yeah that probably would fix it yeah we'll wait here don't worry it sounds like a buffering issue sounds like a boner yes are like Macho Man Randy Savage when you're honored well you need the three people three people on every podcast you need a three three man crew you have the one with the voice you have the the laughy guy that's Bob and then Jack you can have the third person you're the caller we have to call out to you on location you're always at the beach like checking I was in the trouble bear used to be on the all right and I'm in and I'm in an awesome position I'm prepared okay you guys ready okay I don't know what Jack's doing but I'm prepared well I'm going to be 30 so because we might as well wait we're going to wait yeah yeah you run with boner Cass what's your boner such a huge fan yo one time I got like wasted with my friends and we all touched each other's boners hands but it's just what is that gay nothing wrong with a little boner tetr-a gays where I'm from it's the Broner love that's what it is owner the boners called Boney's uncertain cuz I don't want to make anything boner cannon for your boner podcast so just let me not intrude you're developing the boner keep the boners ship since what you fire off every time you get a sweet choice people with boner casts could get signed by the boner cast oh I broke my boner watching your weight wait wait just just stand right here great spot guys hello you're on the boat okay Eugene I have a particularly large boner it's almost too big do you think I should get boner reduction surgery okay are you saying like gurren lagaan my boner is the boner that will pierce the heavens when people are ready to accept your greatness they will carve Mount bone more into the side of your boners like this it will be exact because it's hard to carve giant mountain scars carving sculptures but you know it'll be close enough and everyone will remember the gloriousness thank you I appreciate it I feel so much better about my Jain boner good call oh my god the phone's right off though look Oh God Oh Nicole hello you're a butt okay ass hi I'm like a college student and gonna be a teacher and stuff and I really suck at using laser pointers is it okay to just use my boner lying some pilots with that [ __ ] what do you say about the tip man [ __ ] do you see use just the tip yeah brother okay nope I guess just the end of the boat

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 7,099,046

Rating: 4.9616504 out of 5

Keywords: prop hunt, funny moments, markiplier, prop, hunt, bonercast, boner, hilarious, comedy, lol, funny, best, highlights, funniest, Garry's Mod (Video Game Mod), gmod, gmod prop hunt, prop hunt markiplier, garry's mod prop hunt, mods, video games, gameplay, playthrough, walkthrough, let's play, games, custom

Id: ito8eaM0Oa0

Length: 28min 42sec (1722 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 25 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Dsiluigi]

DAE want the Bonercast to be an actual sketch series?

[u/CenturiousUbiquitous]

We seem to have two Prop Hunt #33 now. Did Mark forget he already made a 33rd episode? Lol

[u/IngwazK]

This one was funny, but I think his previous one (#33) was even funnier, just becuase jack got so pissed off about the boxes situation. That shit was hilarious.