Weekend Update: Biden Wins 2020 Election - SNL

♪♪♪ >>> IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HI, GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE NOTICED BUT JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN ELECTED THE 46th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN PEOPLE IN NEW YORK HEARD THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS DEFEATED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND THIS IS TRUMP'S HOMETOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB, YOU GO BACK HOME, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE IS LIKE, BOO, YOU SUCK! [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. ONLY IN NEW YORK. WHAT'S THAT? IT WASN'T ONLY IN NEW YORK? OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BELLS RINGING ] >> OH MY GOD, THAT'S REAL. YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOU HAVE TO BE FOR PARIS TO RING CHURCH BELLS WHEN YOU LOSE? [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT FOR THE REAL HUNCHBACK'S FUNERAL. [ LAUGHTER ] THE WHOLE WORLD IS CELEBRATING LIKE WORLD WAR II JUST ENDED. AND I KNOW THIS ISN'T REALLY THE SAME AS DEFEATING THE NAZIS, BUT IT DID END WITH A FASCIST LEADER HIDING IN A BUNKER. [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] >>> TRUMP HAS REPORTEDLY SAID TO ALLIES THAT HE WILL HAVE TO BE DRAGGED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE KICKING AND SCREAMING. GOOD! [ LAUGHTER ] EVER SINCE BIDEN WON, EVERYTHING I WAS WORRIED ABOUT OR MAD ABOUT JUST SORT OF FADED AWAY. I MEAN, THE PROBLEMS ARE STILL THERE, BUT REMEMBER THAT "SHAWSHANK" SCENE WHEN THE DUDES ARE DRINKING BEER ON THE ROOF? THEY WERE STILL IN PRISON, BUT FOR ONE DAY IT JUST FELT OKAY. THAT'S HOW I FEEL NOW. I'M SO RELIEVED. IF TRUMP WON, I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A RACE WAR. COLIN, ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE GOING TO KIDNAP YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I RENTED THIS BIG OLD FRIDGE AND EVERYTHING, IT WAS A GOOD PLAN. >> WOULD I GO IN THE FRIDGE? >> THE BOX. >>> BY THE WAY, I WANT TO POINT OUT, IT'S CRAZY THAT IT'S SATURDAY AND THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO'S CONCEDED IS KANYE WEST. [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS NEVER A GOOD SIGN WHEN KANYE ACCEPTS REALITY FASTER THAN YOU DO. >> TRUMP HAS FILED SEVERAL LAWSUITS DEMANDING RECOUNTS AND ALLEGING VOTER FRAUD. I WANT TO POINT SOMETHING OUT REAL QUICK. REMEMBER IN 2016 WHEN HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE TO HILLARY BY 3 MILLION? HE BLAMED IT ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS SNEAKING IN AND VOTING. THIS TIME HE'S GOING TO LOSE BY 5 MILLION VOTES. WHICH BY HIS OWN LOGIC MEANS TRUMP LET IN 2 MILLION MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND THEY ALL VOTED FOR BIDEN. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> THERE'S BEEN A FEW COUNTER DEMONSTRATIONS IN RED STATES LIKE TEXAS AND ARKANSAS. AND I JUST WANT WHITE REPUBLICANS TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. YOU STILL GOT JOE BIDEN. HE'S NOT THE OLD WHITE GUY YOU WANT, BUT HE'S STILL AN OLD WHITE GUY. IS IT THAT DIFFERENT? YOU WANTED LUPITA, YOU GOT A CHALUPA, BIG DEAL. WHAT, JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO FREE THE SLAVES AGAIN? HEY, COLIN, THAT IS TIE A CLIP-ON? [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT ALL YEAR. >>> THE AFTERMATH OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN IS ALSO REALLY FUNNY TO ME. BECAUSE NORMALLY WHEN YOU LOSE A CAMPAIGN, YOU WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG? WAS MY MESSAGING ON THE ECONOMY OFF? FOR TRUMP IT'S LIKE, HUH, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENLY TAUNTED THE DEAD HERO OF A STATE I NEEDED TO WIN. [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA, AND SAID THIS ABOUT ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA. >> BEFORE THE PLAGUE CAME IN, I HAD IT MADE. I WASN'T COMING TO ERIE. I MEAN, I HAVE TO BE HONEST. THERE'S NO WAY I WAS COMING. I DIDN'T HAVE TO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> PERSONALLY, I WOULDN'T HAVE SPRAYED MY OWN SUPPORTERS WITH COVID AT MY RALLY, BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST ME. But THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP LOSING THIS ELECTION IS THAT PRETTY SOON WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO DONALD TRUMP AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE MAY WANT TO LISTEN SOMETIMES FOR ENTERTAINMENT. JUST LIKE WE MIGHT WANT TO SLOW DOWN TO GET A BETTER LOOK AT A BURNING CAR. BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO. [ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT, NO ONE EVER CARED WHAT HE SAID. NO ONE WAS EVER LIKE, HUH, I WONDER WHAT THE LEAST-SUCCESSFUL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER IN NEW YORK THINKS ABOUT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] IN THREE MONTHS TRUMP WILL JUST BE ANOTHER GUY YELLING CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN THE BACKGROUND. THEN WE CAN TREAT HIM LIKE THIS REPORTER DID TODAY WITH THE CRAZY DUDE BEHIND HIM.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 6,155,546

Rating: 4.7871957 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, weekend update, weekend update snl, weekend update Saturday night live, colin jost, Michael che, trump election 2020, joe biden, Donald trump, snl news, Saturday night live news, kamala harris, s46, s46e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Dave Chappelle, stand up, comedian, Chappelles show, election 2020

Id: CUJhtZZWZZI

Length: 5min 18sec (318 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 07 2020

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