1 Million Sub Special CPU tournament

yo welcome back I know you guys might think this deep UCS but it's not no we just yeah we just ran out ideas yeah we are we're like all great ideas we're just recycling content and this is a million sub special we haven't done CPU tournaments for all the DLC characters so hey we have a final is DLC roster so here we go uh we had four no-shows which were uh Crash Bandicoot yeah Waluigi um uh bandana D thank God and uh chibi robo everyone's favorite character the most requested chibi Robo and what about it I wanted him in so bad uh so our first is uh kazuya also I think this is the only not amiibo CPU that has like a reputation right what a hero no uh yeah wait he does that's what I was trying to talk about yeah yeah okay oh my God that almost killed Joe in real life yeah I know I was like mid-breeding and then the spike kicked in and it spiked me do you see that tactful roll under so fazia remember all top players were losing to level 9 Causey at first look at that like this all right dash have you not fought the level 9 Casio no okay so where's Dash down the bracket uh Dash fights winner of this by the way like we were gonna have a joker CPU but like we have the the real life Joker's TPU with us guys yeah real life Joker yeah you look just like him for real did the atlas emailed me and said can we use your likeness for your our game and I said of course oh that's a huge stock though I mean if any one of us were to be an NPC yeah if you've ever played Persona 5 by the way you owe Dash royalty so you have to go to his push Channel subscribe yeah I'll try five Royal wait what about fiber oil nothing game doesn't exist okay exactly okay cool okay so that's gonna be a stock uh classic situation where he used Final Smash now they're even but Hiro has more meter so he's like technically winning it's causing you like a devil or something yeah yeah okay or something like demon Gene something like that I love seeing characters like kazia who have part demon and then they get their ass kicked by Kuma the bear Kuma who was a funny guy they need to put um you have like you have like Ping the guy with the cheetah helmet you have Kazi is a [ __ ] you guys double Wings did you ever play token when it came out I I went to a poke and release tournament gotcha uh what 0-1 and then uh never played it again I don't like Kazi has like electric when God fist yeah you know Pikachu has that in pokken I don't feel like oh my God they should put that whoa okay yeah Pikachu's arms never Bend you know what I mean it should always stay like a nub does Pikachu have arms yeah in that game he has he literally calls you a punches up what okay I've never seen that animation before so yeah but Dash if I were you I'd be studying your competition because you're gonna have to face one of these in Brackets see which one would you rather fight Dash let's die guys those are actually fly guys thank you so oh you probably get disqualified for being a bigoted yeah the the toilet longer is coming for that one man the Fly Guy Community is not all guys that it sounds like I'm gonna have to go to court soon so drop your Prime so I can win the case let me get the best lawyer I can with your Twitch Prime it's a photo of like Pokemon and Ludwig oh he's dead oh whoa he's not even using the Final Smash yeah he's kind of throwing he's styling you know this is how he's always played oh he just doesn't need it doesn't oh my God kazia is literally I think this character has Final Smash at all times so I think it's fine yeah he gets like three Final Smash meters oh okay does he always have his triple jump uh calcium no it's just coffee it looks so similar to his double jump oh okay okay he's double jump or is upbeat doesn't put him in special fall but I was thinking of stepher off yeah he does have three jumps sometimes happy the clouds are that would be me if I was the cloud and also happy yeah if I wasn't smart like if I was dude all the Yoshi here I love Yoshi games man yeah they're cute as hell so happy look at the flowers they have the super happy tree they just go around eating fruit and killing people oh my God I do not think Hiro has too much time left no he's dooming don't worry and I loved the birds look at the birds I love the birds oh my God he's going to with the birds [Applause] it's Joker right yeah I mean we seated off power scaling and and Joker is 1A he's not quite he's not quite zero boundless but he's yeah Dash you gotta win and now it's anime versus anime you actually I want the red anime to win actually it actually wasn't a buy I was I was catching hands with God and I won I wonder so what do you guys what if shora hash if I shepheroth after this wouldn't that be crazy oh my God favorite Kingdom series what if I took your pencil and I snapped it like what if I took your pencil snapped your neck that's what you're gonna say what if I stole your pencil and murdered your entire family what would you do hypothetically hypothetically I murdered your entire family what if I took your favorite Ticonderoga and then I gutted your parents I took your pencil and forced you to play Danganronpa okay okay what the [ __ ] what the hell that's where I draw the line I would never force my friends to play that game one of these days we got a lock Dash in a room and just make him play the uh the despair girls one guys the the one spin-off I'm gonna and I'm done we're gonna get banned off of YouTube I Really Wanna I've never played Danganronpa and I'd love to do it with you guys one day oh Jacob Jacob who or we can do a donor on the play through someday okay don't you know what I'm talking about Jacob we will unironically just played honorable with you okay I feel like there's a catch here but I'm down okay like we will play the entire game all right like hey cool never mind that like yeah experience um oh my God that was a good string is that an air smash what an awesome looking finals man okay mythra is so pretty yeah is that okay do they have something Final Smashes yeah yeah they actually do yeah um uh pyra's deals more knockback but less damage Mithra deals more damage let's knock back wait say that again so pirate pirerson one one more damage one more knockback which one Pyro's more knockback more damage if I ever play this character oh that one do you go in the ball warp's mouth he's hungry detailed like you can see like the ridges on the top of his mouth oh my God I just had an awesome idea for Kingdom Hearts five damn hear me let's just forget Disney World let's go to Nintendo World Imagine Thor hanging out with Olimar yo yep right and you know who else would be in that game ow ow and then they could kill Sora yeah exactly that's how you make it works good guys I solved it don't worry oh my God imagine soaring Donkey Kong yo wait you know who would be in in the game as well Harlow Arlo would absolutely be in the Pikmin World hypothetically if Arlo and I were both in the Kingdom Hearts world I would rap battle himself did they replace the lane to go with that and you guarantee lose every time it's like no bro Ariel's on my side it's like it's like when when the battle loses the cutscene like bro honestly that's a banger bar and a nerd rap battle to win the battle lose the cutscene oh my god did pirates get [ __ ] no pirate got [ __ ] oh never go with four stocks to two that's what I think that it's a classic mistake wait did she actually go for stuff to two uh she might have she definitely had a pretty strong lead it might have been forced oxy too yeah would you have a lead in the game that has rage you're supposed to lose first all right well Steph Frost here and now he could fight sword with like Kingdom Hearts yo guys all right if zombie doesn't win this he's off the channel I'll say it if he wins the whole bracket Dash is getting fired I hope that's Grands it's not me wait no no he stole my eyes stalling the lava's not gonna race for a couple more seconds oh okay well that's looking good for me guys Dash might get paid this listen listen it's looking good for me and I'm rooting for zombie like I think this game's really a win-win for you on one hand zombie wins on the second you get paid can we ban can we ban zombie already this character's so broken can we just stand Dash yeah I'm zero boundless Steve's too good I'm so broken you haven't gotten hit yet like he even played yeah Dash you didn't even get hit in your first round you're too strong yeah I mean what can I say yeah okay unironically I think Steve is my favorite smash character to watch in the entire series I love watching Steve because I don't play Smash anymore yeah Dave yeah like or like pseudo competitive right yeah like I feel like you play against people like me or like just yeah like like people who don't play Steve is what you're saying yeah you play against fastballer players who uh you know don't get to do that yeah who can't create matter yeah I remember Steve being announced that I just was like wow he looked funny and then I watched the move that I went this is the most annoying character that ever exists yeah I feel like when it comes to block oh the ball what's crazy is that name a single character but I think like besides Schultz who be better with the blockability who wouldn't be better yeah like anyone doing no impact lands becomes an insanely good doctor imagine a melee Jigglypuff with the blockability yeah just go off the stage and just you know just throw a little guy out there yeah you could do that you could rest off stage and get saved by your block I'm so sick actually though can we can we make that mod can we just get every give everyone block ability he looks good minimina block she loses one of her arms to do it replace the dragon replace the dragon head and it's a square it's a block immaculous basic from zombie there oh he's mining though let's just say he's he's playing it what is this game playing right now I'm failing to see it his game plan um did not get kicked off the channel I think he's huge I think yeah cross map this kills all right 80. hopefully oh small map though I really thought it would kill I still would love to talk to Sakurai about why Steve eats the steak I don't get it it's because he's hungry yeah who am I and you don't see me eating because you're poor you might be I suppose animation looks so weird I don't know why his balls kind of I don't know why I said that Dash we we split this channel evenly I'm gonna be poor dude by proxy and you know what I'm not so you're not poor I will never take it back this is wholesome I think I think it's a little narcissistic but I think it can be spun to be wholesome yeah I'm trying to figure out where it is also but it's there Dash you're a great friend of mine that's pulls them how bad is wholesome oh my God I'm just watching speed man I'm enjoying what that's not Thief zombie the [ __ ] sorry my bad I'm sorry I was I was thinking about speed I I'm still trying to zombie zombies pulled this back though just saying yeah zombie sandbag at the beginning okay so he oh my God I just realized never go for up course doctor too never do that the the classic mistake zombie hit you I think you know how it was I thought that was it you know like when Rockley takes off the ankle weights right yeah was that zombie with this first stock yeah he he started mining you know he he he took off the uh the gold shovel he knows the diamond actually he doesn't have Diamond at all he's still using wood yeah he doesn't need it man wow incredible does he have to use materials for his down air by the way yes you need one piece of iron that's something I like was questioning the other day because oh my God oh my God yeah okay yeah yeah we all saw that yeah I saw it happening on the Block too oh my God Steve take my hand there's a zombie in my hand yeah oh yeah come on get it right man it's hard I get it oh okay okay this is anyone's game now luckily minmin doesn't have uh Final Smash meter at any time soon yeah but uh it's really hard to know who's gonna win because both these characters really do cost the same amount of money yeah they really do ooh the hitbox extension on the little are they both thinking DLC pack oh [ __ ] oh zombie oh getting paid not yet you know he still he stuck a win oh no he's already made he got a buy oh true yeah I forgot you you're for their head in the bracket nice yeah so now we got minimum versus Terror but yeah uh Fighters past two has min-min Steve sephiroth pyrometra kazia and Sora and somehow Dora who's pretty [ __ ] good is the worst character on that pack which is [ __ ] insane to think about Fighter's past due was it Bonkers they really wanted to sell that back yeah oh they did and like honestly I feel like with the characters alone they could have made no [ __ ] and they still would have sold it yeah the character I mean like anyone would play Steve DLC pack one is the one where I feel like they needed to make the characters broken yeah because I feel like a lot of people were like the [ __ ] is Joker the [ __ ] is Harry who the [ __ ] is yeah I think Joker has a hype of that was Persona 5's payday and also like everyone just wants the first DLC character and he's like still top three yeah well let's attack a DLC character oh it's true yeah first announced paid deals I'm sorry come on first back on the lad yeah really hard to get here uh the first DLC character oh my God can we talk about like at the end of Fighters pass one everyone was like okay so we've had four insane third-party rep and then they're like people were expecting something crazy people were expecting Sora when bios got enough yeah exactly oh yeah and honestly I look I like Fire Emblem I love three houses I think Miley is the fine Edition blah blah blah but like honestly what a shocker when they say said hey I know you're expecting the biggest characters in gaming because every DLC character has been third party enjoy Fire Emblem yo please buy three houses Boris hail now on the eShop channel for dude they announced three houses DLC the same day by Alex wasn't smash and and everybody bottom and everyone was happy and everyone was happy and everyone bought the DLC DLC sales what do we got here oh bumper huge bumper Stave oh no that sucks this sucks what happened okay okay by the jump into it I'm just sad that we have to use the Final Smash meter there no yeah I wouldn't buy us that 190 yeah not whenever he said zero she is this a he or he back this is a heat okay but don't don't pee I just wanted to make sure really bigoted right no I'm trying to make sure I'm being not bigoted you know I I there's nothing wrong with like not being bigoted is bigoted Joe [ __ ] yeah okay then I'm very crying so if I'm trying to be bigoted then it's okay oh God but if you're trying to not be bigoted the fact you have to try says that you're bigoted oh [ __ ] wait that makes sense yeah thank you yeah hold for SNAP for me do that you're you're really spitting there thank you [Music] all right what do you think's gonna happen here do you think anything's the next stop uh I think piranha plant take all the stocks I wrote a poem about the exchange we just had Joe you're in a poem can I hear it will you pull flame poetry snap for me when I'm done yeah yeah I gotta respect okay um roses are red violets are blue gender's [ __ ] up all things to you the U is ambiguous who am I talking to am I talking to God the man I don't know do you say roses are red Violet is blue or Violet is blue you could have made it an epic smash poetry imagine bringing this uh gender non-conformity piece of poetry including Fire Emblem okay honestly I would have that would have appeared on our slash to detect that roses are red bioeth is blue gender is [ __ ] up so are you all thanks to you oh sorry sorry so are you it just turned to an install hey that's that's what slam poetry is kind of foreign yes I think slam poetry is the most English major thing I like straight up in my English classes like towards the end of college everyone just did like if we did a presentation no one clapped everyone just did the snap yeah which was cheesy but I was like yeah that's kind of fun I went through like the same poetry night and it's really I think it's like mad corny I mean I respect you know do what you want to do and all that but it's just I feel like they all kind of read the same and have the same angst behind it yeah at least from like I was in at College at the time so everyone was full of things yeah but it was just a lot of like a lot of oh oh my God that was insane [ __ ] but ain't yeah just angst and then like at the end of the poem it's just very ambiguous who the subject is right yeah I feel like that's all explained poetry yeah like yeah I'm pretty pretty nice here you follow the formula pretty well I've never actually been to a slam poetry thing yeah it's just hey town oh my God why is this character so bad why why would you make this fight cost more man you should kill you like PV should just be it should be a PD side looks like PD size he likes to take two dogs okay there's a final smash that did that or any attack that did that that'd be kind of sick dude I think they need like a taunt to have a hitbox on it I think Tom should take two I like if Luigi like Tom did that yeah the downtown yeah Ninja oh [ __ ] oh that's cool I like I feel like The Meta would change in a way where it's like now I want to not kill them and get them to 300 just to take two oh my God the geometry from this guy beat that 170. that dude could win major dude that dude could win a slam poetry night Fest I feel like that that's probably happened at some point like someone's had like a smash ultimate tournament and then they had slam poetry after oh round two oh uh Dash it's your turn here I am in the game oh come on wait yo wait players who have not entered or forfeit oh there we go I didn't know I had to do that yeah dude oh well I beat zombie time to DQ that's all that matters all right dash let's see how you do against uh kazia all right first time again oh huge this is my first time against Kazi is TPU here I go you're doing great yeah honestly the fact that he hasn't touched me one time is really good I don't know how it goes and you're even a percent and I'm dead goodbye it feels oh good three hit combo honestly there yeah you could have done the tin hit though he's he's styling though you know he did the gentleman oh my God carrying [ __ ] I'm trying to reflect it yeah oh now I have Persona oh my God I don't have first soda anymore he tried to spike you I thought he's gonna put still in there too oh my god I've never seen that attack goodbye Persona oh my god dude bro that was splashy stay away man he's just always have a gun you're awesome what the [ __ ] yo I think we're out of we haven't played smash long enough we should all three do the kazia gauntlet again oh my god did we do that we did that before Dash joined the channel oh [ __ ] well your coffee was but it cost me a drop uh uh I want to say like the end of last year maybe Dash was here for it no no no because we had zombie Fighters too I remember that if video never went up though oh okay okay freaking reference okay now it's even no because you referenced him yeah oh [ __ ] I've never actually seen the cards you're huge man I just kind of had the thought that this was in Mario or this is a Smash 4 stage yeah and that made me have the thought of oh [ __ ] Mario Kart well no the thought that oh [ __ ] Mario Kart 8 was on the Wii U yeah sure was because I was like man it's crazy they had Mario Party Deluxe stage like on the Wii U one it's like oh wait no but okay calculus I can't wait for nothing video all right I don't think he wants to use this Final Smash all right he's the finals match once I don't think he's going to I'll be real I think he's just gonna keep it yeah just let it go toys [Applause] he read that role he read that role so hard oh my God you're so lucky then what was there yes I'm I I'm rooting for you because I I'm just more impressed by him he has the most different AI they just he just runs off stage and goes through he plays out of your threat bubble really well yes I feel like maybe I don't have like the kin Terry AI look like this kind of neutral wise yeah I don't know but the punish game on this one's ridiculous it's almost like feedback or it's just like dirty free damage as opposed to 50. you're doing a really good job of keeping this even I I'm I'm good at keeping it a show you know look at this neutral though he's so passive he's he's playing he's respecting the E Haws and the ihas and all that roll behind I still I think okay goodbye or you get the big red man now we'll get slide off oh he went from the Trump I feel like Trump just don't work as well in this game but they're harder they're harder oh my God what about this harder in this game they just they just funked it differently I could mechanically explain it but it would not be interesting yeah okay yeah but that's fair I kind of want to know it perfectly outpaced my [ __ ] counter I think he had to have dropped it that um that was a beefy combo that that was that was some beef I can't wait for him to get his final smash just to not use it just that way you can not use this video Dash got his though this is huge I hope this is where he uses hey no you have a wall there you're not gonna die because there's a wall now are you matching you're controlling to detect it me watching a movie made a car crash I gotta attack this you get out of your car with the person you get yo nice Peck bro all huge but I don't have my final smash but it's not gonna go yeah yeah I'm about to lose arson me watching morbius trying to skip the cutscene by mashing except I wouldn't do that because I wouldn't skip any of more because you walk it uh no way okay okay yeah we wrote that he just went really low you know super low but yeah Dash have you watched Morpheus uh real morbid fans don't watch it oh God I'm like a Persona fan so you haven't watched it oh my God okay oh okay well so kazia moves on he's broken you know that's that's just the life man that is just the LIE the the AI is pretty good it was close though it was close it was closer than I thought I'll be real yo can we skip this battle actually I I want to watch it guys hear me out would you rather make more money or watch Sora okay we could have skipped it and put an ad there anyways like you act like you just don't have that power all right let's just cover this entire section with ads nobody can watch it this just adds okay interesting approach from sephiroth there two Final Mix that that effort would have killed am I right what if we uploaded a video that was just as all right uh everyone you should really watch our Mystery Dungeon series episode for the Banger I think it's three I think it's three is a good one I think four is the real one but like like let's just be upfront about it it's called the video like this is just ads we would never just upload one ad video a month click on everything watch the whole video okay to page for the whole Channel we don't have to make a patreon or something like that yeah see exactly like we we were replacing patreons because like if we do a patreon then we have to give you guys even more content yeah and then that means you're just gonna be getting less fun let's put a black screen up for 30 minutes and we call it a gameplay early Metroid Prime 4 gameplay Metroid Prime four uh we call it Kingdom Hearts four early I feel like that one would also get taken down instantly yeah I definitely think so too oh [ __ ] there there has to be some games uh what was the game called Tomodachi Life yeah I really want to I that game deserves a switchboard I think this game oh my God you know Mr meatopia I think this one would have been better for switching utopios on the switch I just take this one I would have preferred this one over me Tope oh true but you know what we should play through miitopia for a series you I we've definitely had this conversation multiple times yeah like I'm down I just do it yeah I I don't know [ __ ] about it the one time that we had a conversation about it it was on the channel and the only thing I remember is you saying yeah Ross is gonna play it I said that and then we talked about Ross and drop the subject and then we smiled because we love Ross stores getting killed by stuff we're off here is he is he dead he pressed triangle oh he dog rolled it or quick attack just stop I like that outfit I like the skeleton I like down airing through those floors what if we just played The Sims Sims which one like my Sims why is that where your brain goes that's the only that's only the only thing since I played oh okay technically Tim's like 19.99 a very different game than mice then yeah I know I I I've come to notice that I just want to say this story is the lamest CPU I've ever seen the Sora really oh dude I can't believe the store is it's like it's hard programming in the character you have to take a personality test before you can get the character I hate Kingdom Hearts I I wish I didn't man I would love to love you I love Kingdom Hearts as a kid and then it became 14 and it became I became sentient Um Kingdom Hearts was so much more funny when it was just edgy and angsty and then it turned into friendship and I'm like oh man I I really do think I still think like the early Kingdom Hearts games are good I always still stand by like I think I think one's good for what it is I think two's really good she was like legitimately good I still like birds I sleep a lot oh my God I [ __ ] love birth the birthday sleeps top 10 game for me I think birthplace sleep is like my favorite Kingdom Hearts game it's just up there self-contained story Banger characters not a main character yeah 358 over 2. there's no asterisk in it yeah he's he's in like he's in the game but he's not the main character he's not a protagonist and he also like he doesn't talk that much too which he's like his [ __ ] stupid kid which not much different than like normally he's just a little younger Thor's so dead also first place we've had the Mario Party game mode where you could like grind like the skulls and stuff in that was I honestly loved that you know it's not a PVP mode which [ __ ] sticks why did working horse games not have PVP modes who are you rooting for here uh I I I'm rooting for the guy in the skeleton outfit on the second School honestly through I think whenever I played Mr bone played this um goodbye please in the series all right King of Hearts or something I don't remember that was bad di awful D I actually yo those dead after going crazy huge all right Zucker off yeah just just kill fill the bad man kill the bad man yeah huge win for the good guys I'm just saying if we click get Battle it was a coin flip so better outcome here yeah honestly the hardest Victory screen in the game the Flames yeah I like the one where he walked through the Flames that's the same one uh you just have to leave it on longer uh and then it captions it goes when I realized 70 of my body is water Terry versus midman right I think I'm cheering for Carrie okay guys I don't know honestly when are we playing arms in the channel right now hit the hit the home button it's only a two-player game so like you can just sit and watch thank God I've been having so much hand pain Joe listen wait actually no you can play on your own twitch and we can like play online uh dude I just dropped my switch yo let's experience think about this there's a character that's like Ice Climbers in the uh the Nana is like my favorite characters and no but the Nana is a dog okay but it's also a cop a cab no true but that's why I play the dog that's still a dog right I'm sorry a cab includes cop dogs like but I remember one time um I was out with Jaden and she didn't know what [ __ ] 12 meant so when she she thought there was like graffiti on a wall that just said [ __ ] twelve and she was like yeah that number sucked she was trying to make a joke out of it I just thought someone was so passionate about their hatred for this even number dude [ __ ] number 12. I hate composite the specifically number 12. only the worst numbers make 12. you're [ __ ] old man but now that I think she just thought it was funny not thinking about it why the [ __ ] in school did we learn about prime and composite numbers what did that have to do with anything this math right kind of hey like somebody got interested in math because of that [ __ ] and watched the Vsauce video where he says prime numbers for three hours straight and now they're a math nerd or something which [ __ ] like oh [ __ ] I gotta pull out the composite numbers of the prime numbers yeah I mean the only the only Prime that matters is the twitch Prime so it's on God I just like to talk about one of our couple's friends of of chupi and Minecraft Matthew yo love both of them deeply but uh so troop is like huge into Toontown right yeah as we all are right now yeah we're on our tune grind but uh troop is like four Tunes Max kind of into town and she's like been trying to get like her her boyfriend Minecraft Matthew in it and she struggled with it getting all of his friends into it help but he's a he has a bachelor's instead like he's a math nerd yeah and she told him that like oh you can she was like how do you memorize everyone's Health they're like oh well it's like a formula it's their level is in plus one times n plus two so like if it's uh level in eight Cog that's nine times ten oh they have 90 HP that's how it worked and she's like I just memorized the numbers it's easy and he's like no he does the calculation in his head every single time okay then the one time I played with Minecraft Matthew we were doing just like just random Cog buildings yeah and do a straight up doing the math of like okay if all three of us do you squirt right now we'll have the bonus of like plus 17 that'll get that'll get the kill so we gotta do that like he was throwing so much into it oh what else an insanely stuck up there but anyways yeah yeah no that that that makes sense that that's how he got into it that's basting that was inspiring oh Terry's kind of nice I can't believe they took out the graveyard that's down there and Skyward Sword man this is a game that I wish I liked still because I loved Skyward I never played it it's really fun until you realize the flaws of it and then it's gotcha then it's kind of I don't know it's got a good soundtrack that's my favorite Zelda rendition I like the Zelda yeah don't worry I saw sequelitis I hate it okay don't worry I got my opinion I'm dousing okay I got someone like [ __ ] on the uh that's people like this video pretty recently on my time I'm like Aaron was right he was way ahead of the curve like you guys just played motion controls he went deeper like oh man oh my God I don't think any video awakened me like as much as the colitis did yeah like that was a video I'm like yeah games do kind of stuck on okay I just gotta say that combo I don't know how he hit that yeah also the Mega Man Mega Man X is equalized great yeah um I can't wait for the next one did I he said that he was going to do the new Zelda 3DS game after the Ocarina of Time when I'm oh yeah the new one yeah the new one it's coming out like I gotta say I I have played every Zelda game except uh Wind Waker I know you can bust out the Wii U like for some reason it's on the switch yeah I'm surprised at that uh it's a game I think it's like I'm gonna play to my own spare time soon but it's like on my list because it just I've heard just everyone liked it so much and I'm like I love Zelda why don't I just play it I could I've been saying that for years now it's really good and the Wii U one picked is literally the only major problems with it it's just there's They removed a lot of cut scenes because in the original one you have to like change like the wind direction every time you want to like replace the world this one you just get a magic fail to just let you just drive the boat oh yeah it sounds like the how the 3DS fixed the water temple in Ocarina of Time yeah with just a touch screen you just tap the iron boot oh that sounds nice yeah yeah I was Ocarina I played it for the first time on 3DS and then I tried to go back and it just I like it I like it a lot I play soccer every time on the 3DS and I was like wait I don't get the water template yeah that's how I feel like this shit's easy oh dude it's like this is fun and then like I [ __ ] hate this hate the iron Booth you can't as an item so you have to pause the game a circle through the menu pick the iron booth and then unpause the game and then I went oh oh I started learning a lot more about our vanilla Ocarina of Time when I started watching like Clint Stevens yeah oh dude I love vanilla cream because it's [ __ ] if anyone has opinions and is vocal about it about Ocarina of Time Clint's good at having those Clint has a lot of opinions I mean okay is it is it dompe is that the name I'm thinking yeah yeah let's talk about Dom phase part of the 100 Speed Run yeah so there's a 10 chance that he gives you a heartbeat and uh and the way it works is you can he won't dig up the same item twice so theoretically you can just have him go around the graveyard and after pinch right you'll guaranteed get the heart piece but that takes like three minutes yeah uh so instead what you can do is you can just reset and like you know do another 10 chance and uh sometimes you'll get like the shittiest luck you've ever seen yeah it's been like 30 minutes after I definitely watched Clint struggle for like an hour on it it was just like runs dead let's see how long this lasts yeah whoa I think the highest I ever thought I'd get was like 68 because one away from 69 yeah which is incredibly impressive and massively unlucky and like uh the worst part was like that run as long as [ __ ] and RNG heavy as [ __ ] and that was at the very and that's like three hours into the Run yeah and it was like one last RNG Tech how long is the run now it is uh I don't care is that whenever Clint ran it is like 4 20. now it's like close to three hours it depends too because Ocarina times just changed a lot because yeah there's been SRM and Ace which is just cheating essentially if you don't know yeah I am I love it I think it's so sick no I think it like yeah like the fact that the game like you can just code in stuff that's badass I love the speedrun they require so much knowledge yeah I find with like um arbitrary code execution and all that yeah but it's just what is like Super Mario World levels where I'm like okay I I still think the speed runs funny to watch at least like no time it is one separated from 80 yeah Ocarina of Time 80 percent is freaking awesome because it's just it's Josh's favorite Speed Run it's a 15 minutes of Link walking around Kokiri Forest tonight in 15 minutes and then he just walked through a door and the credits roll the first three minutes of the speed run it's a six minute run the first three minutes are a cut scene yeah you walk around you go pick up a bush you jump off and play he ran across the stage just to hold Shield I feel like if he got hit by that it would have been better yeah probably it's fine it's fine banjo that he gotta buy for that that was his first game and he played like that he just wasn't warm all right so so let's uh Dash if you lose to first place you know then that's gonna be understanding yeah boy I think he used first place if I think about it yeah don't know what that means oh sephiroth sephiroth yeah hate Ocarina of Time casually love it at the Speed game it's [ __ ] hilarious it's a few games dude I'm so excited for Final Fantasy remake two I think it's rebirth I'm so excited for that I I've not been that excited for a game in so long yeah I can't wait for it to drop because I wanna I would love to play Final Fantasy 7 th dude I like I really do think that when the whole remake's done it could be my favorite game of all time okay because I like seven I like the characters and everything I just think the game is aged and I I genuinely have no fun playing original Seven yeah the graphics are bad it looks like a bad game it yeah and honestly there's like a lot of stuff where I'm like it's visually hard to tell where I'm supposed to go in some sequences just because it's just it's not a good looking game this has an age well yeah yeah I like that it's a fine critique to have honestly I'm sure I'm sure ff7 fans are gonna be pissed at that no they are every time I say I like remake more they're always like but it ruins they just start hoarding donkey at me right my favorite source of opinions donkey I love donkey's videos I do too like it's like I heard dunkey's opinions and I was like oh I see all of his points I just like that [ __ ] yeah I know like I I don't think donkey would ever be like mad at someone for disagreeing with him donkey's just very what I like about donkey is he expresses his opinion and that's it like he recognizes it just is but then people are like I need to have donkey's opinion yeah thank you he's right though so what can I say I mean there are times that donkey just spits yeah I think his game critics videos and like video games like the fully videos like kind of I think it's so crazy when people get upset like dude I love Xenoblade I just watch them [ __ ] on Xenoblade and I'm like yeah that's fair yeah I still like it and in my opinion separate than this guys crazy dude I know that's stupid everyone has to have my opinion no everyone has to have donkey's opinion everyone has to have my opinion less donkey in the witch case need to that's my opinion now donkey is God and like the online universe and the Scott that was Cannon he is I believe he got donkey and I don't remember what video it was in it wasn't an RPG guy oh yeah yeah it was like you know because the whole thing was like he hates RPGs and he's also like yeah RPG sucks I'm gone okay I just want to say sephiroth is the only character in the entire game who can punish an air dot with counter actually he's just he paid good money for that he earned it he he worked a nine to five for that and then spent five oh my gosh he's dead holy oh did he die at the bottom that was an insane combo that was the insane geometry for sure I really don't know if there's a CPU that can beat caspia um maybe not oh my God I just realized this three stocks to one yeah I I really never want to do that though well actually he's forced to talk to you for AI this is probably this is probably he's at 69 dude yeah this is Justin Factor wrap six not just 69 69.9 there's two of them it's pretty much the double that could be 69.69 bro oh my God okay okay okay Seth Roth has the Fighting Chance now yeah that's how that's how it starts you know any hits oh okay okay so if this kills that's awesome yeah if it doesn't kill dot is awesome I think that kills though oh yeah that should kill this Armstrong though is a banger honestly all armed music is a banger and the game that's why we're playing it soon subscribe for more arms content I can't believe we're we're the Arms channel now we will be Beyond so I think we can Corner that market guys the orange market you know it's a huge Market it's probably untapped for sure whenever you tell people that you watched Alfred Deluxe uh make sure you tell them oh yeah they play all kinds of games like arms arms right do not list a single other game and if they ask our favorite characters McKenna girl really is that noodle girl yeah that's the one who's literally the one yeah that's the one I made I I forget that I look man I think I hate ours hell what that was an awful yo Causey of wine good job Kazi uh I totally forgot that there was a clown that inflates an arms I just remembered that yeah did you hear about what happened when Japan showed America that design um they said what do you think of this and America it was like oh I don't think people would like this the clowns are scary and he goes Americans find clowns scary what and the I don't remember who it was but then they just said like they learned a valuable weakness of the Americans that day [Laughter] the combination of words it's so funny I thought I have a valuable weakness right now cheeser my absolute cheeser [ __ ] dude that was insane oh my [ __ ] is that what you said yeah I started not saying about the guy I just call it the car no I respect yeah let the [ __ ] hang out man I I I just you got to hang it out just gotta swap it out sometimes and after that back here that's my better time oh my God they're all flying out right now this is a Joe and I play honestly he's like the moments in there were both on the edge just like off stage for like 30 seconds it's magic it's really weird seeing this stage look like this because I've been playing on it with a texture pack for the last like six months or it's just snowy oh yeah so it's just like oh damn it like Snowden right yo like Edward yeah exactly it's the wind I think Winters is the town it's very found it's like Snowden from undertale yeah no I'm I like that one more like undertale that's awesome yeah I mean they're they're in the same time I just found out that they made a sequel called deltaroon what do you guys think I know that I thought I can't believe that earthbounds ruined gaming like 20 years after it came out oh my God insane combo now if he did the football on the car into the Final Smash holy [ __ ] but still other car is [ __ ] amazing but yeah oh my God he did it again that's that's at the same time yeah I sure hope so because otherwise I'm not gonna be finishing the series Tom oh my god he has gotten footstool into every single car there's a lot of them oh God my throat I think I think this Terry's gonna tease out these games [Music] um yeah he has his final smash next which makes you just if he doesn't just he doesn't just happen yeah uh I'm gonna throw that into the GG pile virtually it also here's the weird thing about Final Smash meter you could even argue that biles is winning Because by the time they kill Perry that's probably about the time they'd get their Final Smash yeah but with AI it's like they're it's kind of random thing just burn it I feel like most times they will just Let It Rock they don't try to throw in the strategy yeah but no I'm saying like they can kill by Perry Oh yeah before they get there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I agree there yeah and now they get their Final Smash next but they're fighting with fire here yeah they can definitely they're playing a fun game yeah I mean like honestly two percent is not super important with how they've been playing at the edge um that's the first time bio's been hit in like two minutes they refuse to go to the drugstore these are some clean Lads right now they're straight edges oh yeah he just got game four layout what can I say you you gotta just like lose the first two games dude that was rough yeah yeah it's fine I'm just thinking of uh like somebody's going up on stage to get the Leo and pop8 and they gentlemen's that Leia wins the first two games I would just run off dick stocks instantly like you know they don't even run off it's just shake shake pants guys oh my God and the Crowd Goes Wild yay I can't wait for this to all play out finally Jacob oh my God what if he just killed him oh what the [ __ ] I think bye is the Top Gear now guys yeah wait Jacob I think I you might be honest what were you saying Joe I remind me after this game I I think I have an awesome idea okay yeah I asked a night a secret idea not a super secret idea oh well okay okay I'm excited here you know my secret idea you'll pick up on the idea yeah okay yeah yeah but first we need to see the winner is first before the idea can take place [Applause] that's the saying okay but wispy blowing the competition away anyways back to the mat anyways nice back here all right I'm not gonna close something it's my assistant thanks have you ever make the decision to not quote something honestly probably a bad decision because you're probably going to be quoting a reference yeah I was gonna make a very good reference but probably not a reference I should make on Mike listen it's like anytime is an opportunity to make a reference you have to do it that's why when I drop my plate and it breaks on the ground I go it's like midnight oh that's awesome oh my God because it's broken his face break because it's because men like broken which one is it is it because the face breaks or is it because he's a broken character because he's like a broken character's brawl okay so it's not the not the I have the different face mask okay I had a different reference but it was also a reference yeah so it's all good at them it's kind of like a double reference which makes it twice as awesome I just want to know if Jack is telling a pun or not that's all I wanted to know no it wasn't fun my interpretation wasn't true New Year's was not a Pun It's a reference if I were to make a pun it'd be a reference just hinder profile just says must love references like parentheses like the office yo office Super Fan episodes you can learn so much more about Creed's characters I got Tinder and my bio is only looking for a girl who could reference or can who can tie anything to family guy that what if you match with them I think you have to delete Tinder yeah that is a scary man hear me out her opening line hey Peter her opening line This reminds me of when Peter and the chicken butt why is that what you'd want from a relationship I know I get that actually okay you know that's what you're into you know that's what you're into 20 seasons of Family Guy plus The Cleveland Show oh my God okay that's that'd be a crazy Tinder bio I think my favorite tweet of all time might might be like I um I didn't I didn't watch The Cleveland Show my white ass sat down and listened these are so much to learn about this Society from it deceptic Parlin write The Cleveland Show I don't know I I'm assuming ly whitelisted it I think greenlit is a better word to use in this situation [Laughter] that's the word I was looking for but my brain went Minecraft Minecraft it's like a Minecraft server oh my God reference anyways kazia hits the Final Smash on violin and it kills okay oh my God that's like playing Minecraft in hardcore mode oh my God me what a creeper it blows behind me wow so holy [ __ ] is it possible to beat the cosia CPU there's only one person that could ever beat the cause of your CPU I think huh only one person's strong enough and I guess that's the foreshadowing for you I don't get it okay so Colin after I said that just cut cut that we're gonna go through okay dude we just got this out right wait no no I wanna oh my God Dash shoot it's not happening come on cut that out we [Applause] are giving you guys exactly what we wanted we said no CPU CS but this is a filler episode regardless so that's you know the lore of Vincent uh he's dead yeah oh oh you were kidding huh he was going he was going for the pistol though he just got a reverse stool oh dude we got to reset this one you know yeah let's cheat again yeah see people are always so convinced that we were cheating on all those things dude it takes like two hours to record one of those we do not have the time to keep making more yeah like we we let this rock and then whatever happens happens man but oh that is very tragic that Vincent just yeah it it feels good to be home [Music] after all these years I just gotta say he has dealt so much more percent than everybody that's got to be the stalest move of all time oh can't believe that didn't work what the [ __ ] it's getting stale now oh that move does not kill it looks like it would kick oh yeah you would think no that's where you use your funnel stuff wait for a thug finals we always have Final Smash off um true oh we actually always do competitive roles on it yeah it's fine though I don't know I'm it's classic then and oh I love the down Smash Hit box it goes it does it goes so much further than I feel like it should all right okay oh no oh no he hit him with it that was an awful game oh wow and that was just like Peter and the chicken three years of anticipation for him to come back

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Published: Sat Jul 23 2022